Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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W person cow said:
He backs them up in a very honest-seeming way. I think he may actually believe most of them. I know you think it's gross to think about, but Frank really is deeply in love with Brianna, and sees her as this young hot trophy wife.
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This is a scary thought. Stockholm syndrome is real.

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AnOminous said:
I'd make him dress up as a ballerina and fuck his face. He should be used to having his mouth wide open.
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You could put him in blackface = + 14.88 virtue signal points

You're already getting +33.16 for fucking a literal ret4rd and a "non-binary gender" (whatever the fuck that means, but good job on the points).

Oh, and don't forget to download the affirmative consent app and after you drop GHB into her Soylant you can smack his hand against the screen for a record of consent. +1000 points.
 
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@W person cow what did you think of Brianna’s hilariously embarrassing showing tonight? Couldn’t answer any questions, lied about her engineering background, and failed at speaking coherently.

Ayanna is a professional, Brianna a fraud.
 
Warren I don't care how progressive a nigga is, "abolish ICE" is an absolutely buttfucking re,tarded position.

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New snarl pic for y'all. The guy in the middle is the one we call #TheMadFracker
https://imgur.com/a/L7WOXQP
(what's a good website to upload pics where kiwifarms will embed them in a post and not give me a 'broken picture" icon? imgur doesn't seem to work)
 
In my opinion, ICE has some ridiculous Bush-era overreach powers, and INS was fine without ridiculous stormtrooper powers. Abolishing ICE doesn't mean open borders. It could mean a lot of different scenarios.

Sissy Galvez said:
@W person cow what did you think of Brianna’s hilariously embarrassing showing tonight?
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I couldn't make it. Is there a link somewhere?
And yes Ayanna is very professional. 10-year Boston City Councilor and made a lot of great things happen.
 
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W person cow said:
And yes Ayanna is very professional. 10-year Boston City Councilor and made a lot of great things happen.
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She and Sam Hammar were really good and inspiring. They sounded capable and genuine.

Brianna sounded like Brianna. I laughed when she talked about the importance of being humble and genuine. She lied about herself immediately before and immediately after saying this.
 
ZKWNordman said:
Brianna sounded like Brianna. I laughed when she talked about the importance of being humble and genuine. She lied about herself immediately before and immediately after saying this.
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John adheres to the old adage, "Success is based on honesty. Once you can fake that, you've got it made."
 
polonium said:
He's managed to get both ends twisted and have the buckle around backwards.

Truly, a more elegant and graceful woman there never was
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This ain't the first time John has made a public appearance with a 180° twist in the Gut Belt of Fail. The last time it was noticed is discussed a few pages back in the main thread. To be fair, you can't really expect a man who can't wash his hair on a regular basis to dress up as a woman without a few missteps.
 
It's a candid that looks like it was set up for a cringe meme.

The belt is comically high I assume to hide even more gut it's also in tatters even cheap leather can be kept in better shape. Just some saddle soap or glove oil, hell in a pinch the spray can of lemon pledge for wood will work. It's not a vintage look, it's neglected.

The little mouth hang open looking aloof, odd posture. Honestly we know this is really John in the wild but it looks like it's a set to be mocking "GAMER GURLZ" it's too funny.
 
Bassomatic said:
It's a candid that looks like it was set up for a cringe meme.
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He actually looks more natural and less like a mutant in this than most pictures.

Remember, those bizarre snarls and freakish expressions are things John does on purpose. He does these when he knows he's being filmed. The bizarre head-bobbing, snarling, lunging at the camera like a lizard, and all that stuff that makes him look like an absolute lunatic are things he does on purpose, not bizarre effects of some neurological damage.
 
AnOminous said:
He actually looks more natural and less like a mutant in this than most pictures.

Remember, those bizarre snarls and freakish expressions are things John does on purpose. He does these when he knows he's being filmed. The bizarre head-bobbing, snarling, lunging at the camera like a lizard, and all that stuff that makes him look like an absolute lunatic are things he does on purpose, not bizarre effects of some neurological damage.
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That's the part that confuses me so much. Why does he think that's... a thing to do? Who does that? What does he imagine is being conveyed with those insane faces? The picture norvic posted, at least brianna is making a human facial expression, someone could mistake her for an actual person there.

It's so maddening and insane that many people still think this is some poor victim of evil misogynists.
 
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