Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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W person cow said:
I talked to his college roommate, and he said Stephen drank half his paycheck in his 20s 30s and 40s. I hear he is in recovery now, but he still has alcohol face.
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You should ask him how you retain college friendships for up to 30 years, only to dish the dirt to someone who has the same last name as him.
 
AprilRains said:
If I were you, I don't think I'd make any remarks about anyone's dopey looks. Your own house is a trifle vitreous for that.
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Haha that's how you know we're related. Except I don't have weird exploded veins in my nose and lips like him.
captn_kettle said:
You should ask him how you retain college friendships for up to 30 years, only to dish the dirt to someone who has the same last name as him.
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He wouldn't have dished it to Brianna, that's for sure. I brought him to her and she was like "so give me the dirt".
He was shocked. He said "why would I want to give you dirt on my good friend?"
I broke the silence. "Brianna doesn't want dirt, she just wants a story. I bet you have great stories."
So he told us a story, while Brianna looked daggers at me.
The story was all about Stephen drinking like a fish and beating up Iranians. Which supposedly, if you were a young Irish immigrant in the 60s, that's what you did. According to this guy anyway. So that was kind of weird. But he left soon after, and was mad that I introduced him to Brianna.
 
W person cow said:
He just seems like easily trashed in debates when some freak from off the street can make a fool of him in a Stoughton police station.
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You never did expand on this. Was it more embarrassing than the time when you threw your skirts up and fled weeping when he asked you who your parents were?

In case you can't tell, I'm getting mighty cross with you. In these parts, we tend to ask for reliable sources of information when casting aspersions. You're just compounding innuendo on innuendo.
 
AprilRains said:
You never did expand on this. Was it more embarrassing than the time when you threw your skirts up and fled weeping when he asked you who your parents were?

In case you can't tell, I'm getting mighty cross with you. In these parts, we tend to ask for reliable sources of information when casting aspersions. You're just compounding innuendo on innuendo.
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These parts are stupid then.
I thought that was why you like Brianna so much, because she casts so many unfounded aspersions.
Also, I am going to sue you for destroying the Earth using moon rocks.
 
AprilRains said:
Son, you make me all tired inside.
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YOU NEVER LET ME GO TO THE MALL, GRANDPA!

OMG where does the fierce defense of Stephen Lynch come from? Is it his total lack of convictions of any kind? Or perhaps the oatmeal-like consistency of his near-liquid face?
Maybe Stephen Lynch was blackout drunk one time in the 60s and sprayed his musk on Kiwifarms, and you all became oatmeal fetishists who dream about sex with bowls of oatmeal that you can fap into while smelling Brianna's gym socks and making up psychological theories about it :)

MMX said:
I heard Lynch was so upset he left the event early declaring it to be "a hit piece" then spent all night brooding about it and left his dog outside to freeze.
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Yes, and then he jacked off in front of everybody and blamed it on Iranians.

MMX said:
That's some "Elon musk is going to build a space Base and drop moon rocks down onto america" level stupidity.
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Elon musk sucks.
 
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Yeah I know right? What's the difference between making fun of a cockless liar, scammer, and all-round reprehensible idiot with zero accomplishments to his name after 40 years of unemployment and making fun of a competent politician who has served his district without incident for decades? John Flynt and @RepStephenLynch are both white men after all, they are literally indistinguishable from each other.

W person cow said:
Yes, and then he jacked off in front of everybody and blamed it on Iranians.
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nigga you have problems
 
Everybody at the South Boston Democrats said they were afraid of Steven Lynch because if somebody criticizes him, he takes his pants off and starts jerking it and drooling, and they find it really embarrassing.
 
Hahaha Peace and Harmony is a thin skinned baby just like every anonymous self-hating sewer clown on this garbage website!
The whole premise of this place is a farce. It should be called doublestandard.com
 
W person cow said:
Hahaha Peace and Harmony is a thin skinned baby just like every anonymous self-hating sewer clown on this garbage website!
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Remember Warren you choose to be here
You choose to dish the dirt
Your still here
Nigger it's your thread, it exists to judge
 
MMX said:
Remember Warren you choose to be here
You choose to dish the dirt
Your still here
Nigger it's your thread, it exists to judge
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Yeah yeah yeah I know. I'm an ugly troll too.
And I know you only troll me because you love me.
But it gets tired, all the macho crap. Always with a lecture about what I should do and think, like I'm going to be impressed.
Y'all should get in touch with your feelings and send me love poems instead. Just edit out the part about Brianna's gym socks and Stephen Lynch's man-spunk. I don't want to know about that part.
 
W person cow said:
Yeah yeah yeah I know. I'm an ugly troll too.
And I know you only troll me because you love me.
But it gets tired, all the macho crap. Always with a lecture about what I should do and think, like I'm going to be impressed.
Y'all should get in touch with your feelings and send me love poems instead. Just edit out the part about Brianna's gym socks and Stephen Lynch's man-spunk. I don't want to know about that part.
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Warren no one is trolling you.
They are posting messages on a forum dedicated to laughing at exceptional individuals. They aren't in your personal space, they aren't threatening you or your family.
There is no double standard here because there is no standard, but if you make a statement you had better be prepared to defend it and take the bants in reply.
 
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By the way, the She Geeks Out panel with Sam Hammar, Ayanna and Brianna which I set up sold out in only 3 days and is going to be oversold and packed. Mostly with Ayanna fans no doubt. Should I go record it and post it on here so you can watch Brianna constantly interrupting our first female African American Boston City Councilor?

https://www.facebook.com/events/281353485774822/
 
W person cow said:
By the way, the She Geeks Out panel with Sam Hammar, Ayanna and Brianna which I set up sold out in only 3 days and is going to be oversold and packed. Mostly with Ayanna fans no doubt. Should I go record it and post it on here so you can watch Brianna constantly interrupting our first female African American Boston City Councilor?

https://www.facebook.com/events/281353485774822/
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No Warren
You should post it here so WE can laugh together
 
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