Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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I would like to add my $0.02 to the Warren story. It looks like Brianna got extremely uncomfortable when her big shot "Apple friend" was mentioned (and other big wigs in tech world she is so familiar with...). The story, as Warren told us, suggests strongly that she didn't pursue the brilliant idea of engaging her contacts in the local initiative of teaching poor children to code, not only because she is so narcissistic, but also because she was aware SHE WOULD RISK EXPOSURE of her lies, her incompetence, and her fake importance.

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I guess I'm one of the few here who appreciate your courage Warren. I know you hesitated to tell the Truth, because it felt extremely uneasy, but in the end you probably realized that this is one of the few places on the Internet when you can in fact tell the Truth and not get banned.
 
I would like to add my $0.02 to the Warren story. It looks like Brianna got extremely uncomfortable when here big shot "Apple friend" was mentioned (and other big wigs in tech world she is so familiar with...). The story, as Warren told us, suggests strongly that she didn't pursue the brilliant idea of engaging her contacts in the local initiative of teaching poor children to code, not only because she is so narcissistic, but also because she was aware SHE WOULD RISK EXPOSURE of her lies, her incompetence, and her fake importance.

That's all fine and good but...

DO YOU or DO YOU NOT think that Brianna's podcast isn't just A tech podcast, but THE MOST IMPORTANT PODCAST?


That was one of the greatest Walker-isms I've seen recently. Thank you so much for that @W person cow.
 
That's all fine and good but...

DO YOU or DO YOU NOT think that Brianna's podcast isn't just A tech podcast, but THE MOST IMPORTANT PODCAST?


That was one of the greatest Walker-isms I've seen recently. Thank you so much for that @W person cow.

Yes, it sounds very much JWF-like, and that's how it rings true to me, as an instinctual reaction on his part to feeling threatened with exposure as a fake. Typical narcissist reaction: "Do you know who I am", which you have to admit makes totally no sense in the context unless more or less consciously he felt threatened.
 
@W person cow - Did Frank ever tell you yell at you about Guidolon?

FTFY. You ever seen a pic or a thousand of Frank Wu? He literally cannot stop screaming. Ever. If he does he might die or something. Who knows, he sure doesn't because he hasn't ever stopped The Scream Of Fail. Too risky to chance it at this point.


EDIT: Ohhh shit, I found evidence that he did in fact, at one time, not be yelling.

I can't tell, is this Brianna in the picture minus a nose job and some photoshopping? Like pre-dick-chop-off John Walker Flynt? Or was this just some other tranny-looking-dude that Frank was dating at the time? If the latter, it would make sense why he was not yet in perpetual horror...

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I would like to add my $0.02 to the Warren story. It looks like Brianna got extremely uncomfortable when her big shot "Apple friend" was mentioned (and other big wigs in tech world she is so familiar with...). The story, as Warren told us, suggests strongly that she didn't pursue the brilliant idea of engaging her contacts in the local initiative of teaching poor children to code, not only because she is so narcissistic, but also because she was aware SHE WOULD RISK EXPOSURE of her lies, her incompetence, and her fake importance.
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I guess I'm one of the few here who appreciate your courage Warren. I know you hesitated to tell the Truth, because it felt extremely uneasy, but in the end you probably realized that this is one of the few places on the Internet when you can in fact tell the Truth and not get banned.
Thank you for the compliment. My theory is that there was no big shot Apple friend, other than the one I introduced her to, just like there was no WIRED magazine interview, and there was no back pay.
If by "the truth" you mean photoshopping dicks into photos, then yes.
Do you want to provide the photo or should I find one myself?
Thank you for the offer but I have decided against it. I think photoshopping dicks on people is kind of homophobic and very gross.
Although I do hate Neil Kinnon! You wouldn't by any chance want to do some more "PG-13" photoshops would you?
Background on him: he's a racist conspiracy theorist with anger management issues, who says I am telepathically adjusting building heights in Malden using "communist sharia witch law".
Pictures:
https://votesmart.org/canphoto/89774_lg.jpg
https://c.o0bg.com/rf/image_960w/Bo...12/BostonGlobe.com/Regional/Images/Kinnon.jpg
pretending to be a progressive union guy:
http://www.seiu888.org/files/2014/06/IMG_5641.jpg
getting voted against as City Treasurer:
https://c.o0bg.com/rf/image_960w/Bo...02/BostonGlobe.com/Regional/Images/neilmv.jpg

And the name of that Senator? Albert Einstein.

Seriously, what an absolutely ridiculous lie for two reasons. The first is the ridiculous notion than a Senator would want to meet this crazy fucker, and then the fact that it wouldn't occur to him that Brianna would want in on that meeting, but if she really was ill with flu she'd have covered the meeting with her scampaign funds.

I'll leave that for now.
I said a STATE Senator. They are way smaller time than US Senators. And I now know 4 of them. I tried to get Brianna to meet them, including 2 in her district, but they were too "small time" for her I guess. Although she is doing a She Geeks Out thing with the State Senator candidate from MY district, lol.
 
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Thank you for the compliment. My theory is that there was no big shot Apple friend, other than the one I introduced her to, just like there was no WIRED magazine interview, and there was no back pay.

Of course not.

If by "the truth" you mean photoshopping dicks into photos, then yes.

What are you trying to say here?


Thank you for the offer but I have decided against it.

Stop working for free my dude. You put forth effort typing up a great story for us. Your time is not worth nothing, despite what Brianna may have told you. We had a deal, if we have to negotiate an alternate payment, I guess okay....

I think photoshopping dicks on people is kind of homophobic and very gross.

Why are you allergic to fun?

Also, if I was "homophobic" [scared of dicks / gay people] why would I want to be around them at all, let alone zoom into one for an extended period of time for blending and whatnot.

There's so much you think you know about us, but it's all prejudice. I know twitter hasn't told you that imageboard culture is important, but it's no less important than any other culturue. That includes the protected classes that you fight for like trannys and hispanics and whatnot. We're just different and I'd appreciate if you spent some time trying to learn about us rather than constantly telling us what we are.

If this were the 'chans I'd tell you "lurk another year before you post, fag." But I don't think you'd be willing to put that much effort into fitting in with us. That's fine, you don't have to post like us, but at least try to understand what and why. Everything isn't so 1 dimensional as you make it when you don't understand things. A crown of dicks has literally NOTHING to do with being gay.

Although I do hate Neil Kinnon! You wouldn't by any chance want to do some more "PG-13" photoshops would you?
Background on him: he's a racist conspiracy theorist with anger management issues, who says I am telepathically adjusting building heights in Malden using "communist sharia witch law".
Pictures:
https://votesmart.org/canphoto/89774_lg.jpg
https://c.o0bg.com/rf/image_960w/Bo...12/BostonGlobe.com/Regional/Images/Kinnon.jpg
pretending to be a progressive union guy:
http://www.seiu888.org/files/2014/06/IMG_5641.jpg
getting voted against as City Treasurer:
https://c.o0bg.com/rf/image_960w/Bo...02/BostonGlobe.com/Regional/Images/neilmv.jpg

I don't know what all this stuff is I'll have to look at it later.
 
FTFY. You ever seen a pic or a thousand of Frank Wu? He literally cannot stop screaming. Ever. If he does he might die or something. Who knows, he sure doesn't because he hasn't ever stopped The Scream Of Fail. Too risky to chance it at this point.


EDIT: Ohhh shit, I found evidence that he did in fact, at one time, not be yelling.

I can't tell, is this Brianna in the picture minus a nose job and some photoshopping? Like pre-dick-chop-off John Walker Flynt? Or was this just some other tranny-looking-dude that Frank was dating at the time? If the latter, it would make sense why he was not yet in perpetual horror...

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That is indeed John Walker Flynt during what physicians and psychologists refer to as the chick-with-a-dick phase of his transition to a female arachnid.

John is cosplaying the young Jane Fonda in Barbarella. And Frank is making a sick joke in the role played by Aryan pretty boy John Phillip Law.

It's like having a leprous Roaeanne Barr as the Virgin Mary accompanied by John Wayne Gacy as the Christ Child.
 
I don't know what all this stuff is I'll have to look at it later.
It is pictures. For if you want to do some photoshop fun about my "friend" in Malden.
I prefer the kind without dicks or other x-rated things, because I will be able to spread it more widely :)

@W person cow Who is Kate Garvey and how do you feel about her making almost twice as much as you this quarter?
I will answer that if you will please send the link to where you know this from?
 
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It is pictures. For if you want to do some photoshop fun about my "friend" in Malden.
I prefer the kind without dicks or other x-rated things, because I will be able to spread it more widely :)

Okay, let's chat tomorrow about it some more. I should have went to bed 6 years ago and it's finally catching up with me.

Chow chow!

Oh hey, and while I've got your attention... I notice you never visit the Brianna thread. Why not? Are you scared about all the truth in there bringing her down in your mind even more? If so, why is that a bad thing? Why do you have to protect her image in your head long after she's thrown you away? Not only thrown you away, but by your own admission continues to stalk you and control who you're allowed to talk to and be friends with and what you're allowed to discuss. She doesn't hold this power innately, you give it to her.

Or you still going with the "it's all lies and you guys are really mean niggerfaggots!" approach? I'm just asking because like.... if my former boss duped me into doing all the work while getting whipped the whole time, then threw me out like yesterday's potbelly sandwiches, I'd be all over learning more about the truth. Hell, I'd probably get in on the shitposting and offer my perspective.

Plus we keep it very jovial so it's not like you're reading a dry and daft encyclopedia. We may be discussing Brianna and all the narcissism, stupidity, and shamelessness she displays, but I feel like finding humor in it makes it far less sad and horrifying. Wouldn't you agree? I mean, isn't that why you yell things like "Christopher Vohel is MOTHMAN!" and shit: you're expressing your frustration with his lack of presence during the campaign, but you're doing so not as a sad statistic, but rather an interesting way to convey the same information.
Does thinking about it like that help you understand why we be da way we iz? Any closer to feeling like you can relate to us and we can relate to you? Or are you still isolating yourself in some sort of holy box while we as winged demons poke and prod you with spears through the air holes?
 
Oh hey, and while I've got your attention... I notice you never visit the Brianna thread. Why not?
I do sometimes look at it, but like most people, I'm vain. I'm not obsessed with Brianna the way y'all are. Maybe obsessed with myself lol.
I know there were more questions but have to do something first. Will answer in a sec.
 
I do sometimes look at it, but like most people, I'm vain. I'm not obsessed with Brianna the way y'all are. Maybe obsessed with myself lol.
I know there were more questions but have to do something first. Will answer in a sec.

Be careful, I use colourful language in my reply. I honestly hope you've been willing enough to take the time and read over my recent posts to you, trying to explain how freedom of speech and anonymity have created a unique environment here (and elsewhere), what that environment is, what it means, and how to not let yourself be hurt by yourself though realization of the nature of DEEZ HURR COMMUNIQUES.


P.S.
Bring on the :optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic::optimistic:. I can take it....... (:_(
 
Do you lose sleep at night knowing that Congresswoman Wu is the only thing standing between us and rocks dropped from the moon?
 
Kate Garvey is a trooper. She dealt with 8am calls from Brianna 7 days a week. She built Brianna's website from the sorry state it originally was to the slightly less sorry state it is now. Like me, she had no campaign experience before this, so I can't blame her for any mistakes she made. But mostly what she did besides the website was "data analytics". Basically figuring out where to put the targeted Facebook ads and whatnot. I saw pretty much zero actual campaign value to what she was doing except the website, but she was honest, earnest and hardworking. And she put up with a tremendous amount of crap.

The biggest value in her I saw was in her social skills. She helped me through the extremely difficult task of communicating with Brianna in the last month, and made analogies to previous alcoholic bosses she had had and whatnot. For example, she helped Brianna understand that the process of getting endorsements involves jumping through 6-20 different vetting hoops per group, and there's more to it than simply calling them up and saying "hey, Brianna's progressive, wanna endorse her?"

And that you have to CALL THEM BACK and ANSWER THEIR EMAIL, facepalm. OMG I think even with Kate's help, Brianna only ever partially understood that part. And soon after Kate helped me with that, I was banned from talking to Kate. And Frank. And accused of "going over Brianna's head" by talking to them. Which like, OMG, Frank is the only reason I ever got paid at all, I feel.

And also, you need to have communication. This is not the CIA or some other secret military operation.

But whatever. Kate is pretty much a saint in my book for putting up with all of it.

I do not think it is fair that she got paid more, and I think she basically got paid more because she's a pretty girl who would let Brianna yell at her about some new random thing every morning at 8 while jogging. Which, godspeed to that.

I would just get up at 3pm half the time, and fuck it. I'm more of an IDGAF type guy I guess. But I still covered twice as much ground as Brianna, Frank and Chris Voehl combined, so (shrug).

Kate only lasted about a week longer than me, and then quit. She, unlike me, was under NDA, so she couldn't tell me the details of why she quit because you're not allowed to "disparage" Brianna if you sign it. Ever, forever. It's a ridiculous NDA.

But we're still friends, and the sense I got was that:
A) The constant on-the-spot basically abusive yet never listening climate of working there had just gotten too much
B) Brianna was saying some kind of stuff about me, and Kate felt like "if she'll say that about Warren, what will she say about me?"

Kate, like me, is a fan of Bernie Sanders, and I have a feeling it had something to do with that. I saw a thread on Kiwifarms about how Brianna once said that Bernie Sanders fans were "the same as gamergate, a sexist gang who targets and disparages women" or something of that nature. Maybe Brianna was saying how she "never should have trusted a Bernie Bro", or who knows what.

But Kate is now on to better things, and I hope she finds good political work. She is a very hard worker, very optimistic and positive, has good social skills, follows directions amiably to do just about any given random thing, and is very good with extremely demanding bosses.
I'm not sure she really knew what TF she was doing, but hey, neither did I. One good thing about Brianna is that she gave some amateurs a chance. But yeah, not so pleasant to work for, in the end. I hope my other friend has a better time with it. I'm sure you'll dig up his name too in next quarter's filings :)
 
All I see is one vague tweet dude.

No. And I'm sick of all these "you're a coward", "man up", "stand up for yourself" appeals. I'm the wussy girly dude who hangs out with the ladies and listens to their problems. I don't care where I am in any macho hierarchy in someone else's mind. Appeal to compassion works on me, appeal to progressiveness sure. Flattery, even the fake kind, works ridiculously well as you've seen. Appeal to "manliness"? Or lectures from anonymous chickens about what constitutes bravery?
Not interested. I ain't the bravest but maybe I ain't the wussiest either in some regards. Or maybe I am. But either way I'm not into that game. I feel like most of my male friends have these really stunted friendships because they're always playing "Quier es mas macho?" Screw that. I'll cry with the ladies and do sewing circles.
Like a "soyboy".


The fact that you think sewing or crying has anything to do with femininity makes you come off as a Trump voter. The fact that you think femininity has anything to do with being wussy makes you come off as a weirdo fetishist. You are in no way feminine, you're simply weak willed and lack a meaningful understanding of the machinations of the world.
 
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Other questions
I can relate to you as fellow trolls. I am very much a troll, and I have bitterness in my heart, which I love to vent upon others. These days I try to save it for the rich and powerful, corrupt officials and the very deserving. Maybe I'm happier now that I'm only SEMI poor. But back in the early 90s I would troll absolutely anyone, especially if they were happy. My hate was pretty universal.
Plus I love comedy and there's some good comedy here.
I can relate to those aspects.
I don't relate to some folks' right wing "sperg"ings out or whatever you want to call it. Although I probly do the same on the left wing side. Happy to debate about that though and nothing wrong with having different views.
I don't relate to edgelord ironic racism, sexism and homophobic stuff. I thought that was super novel when I was about 19 but I'm over it.
I don't relate to stalking really, although I have stalked Stephen Lynch and I see the appeal I guess.
Maybe if I took a look at the threads stalking right wingers I would relate even more.
IDK, I guess my answer is "sort of in some ways, not in others"?

You're simply weak willed and lack a meaningful understanding of the machinations of the world.
Or maybe I'm a screen door lol

Do you lose sleep at night knowing that Congresswoman Wu is the only thing standing between us and rocks dropped from the moon?
YES! We need to build a satellite network of chainsaws to chainsaw the rocks as they come by!
 
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Brianna reads every post here religiously, you know.

This is hard to believe considering shit like blatant misspellings on Wu's social media and campaign sites never get corrected, despite being common Kiwi fodder.

But Kate is now on to better things, and I hope she finds good political work. She is a very hard worker, very optimistic and positive, has good social skills, follows directions amiably to do just about any given random thing, and is very good with extremely demanding bosses.

This makes throwing shade at her "inexperienced staff" even more dickish.
 
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