Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

[W person cow]

No, I understand entirely what you're saying. I think you're confused as to the lukewarm response:
We've got the good shit out of you already, and you're kind of an ass to deal with. You have only ever had anyone's attention because of an actual cow you temporarily associated with, and now you're demanding asspats or you'll leave.
To which the general consensus seems to be "well, thanks for the info, good luck, fuck off".
Either stick around, man up, and deal with the culture as it exists, or piss off and we'll go back to business as usual, but nobody is going to kiss up to you or break out the kid gloves, and being a whiny faggot about it isn't doing you any good.

Because you have issues with your masculinity, I guess. Seems to me everybody here KNOWS how to be nice, some are just AFRAID to show they have any FEELINGS. I suppose because of the "culture as it exists".
Maybe I'm the same way somewhat. I definitely respond to shitposts with shitposts. I can see how that can be seen as "being an ass".
But I'm me and I respond how I respond, I guess. Do you want more stories, more questions answered, or more shitposts back and forth? I spose it depends on your mood.
For what it's worth, IMO nobody's being THAT mean right now.
But y'know. Ask questions. Or whatever.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

No I'm not lying, you paranoid nut. What I'm saying is that there's very little upside for me in hanging out with a bunch of gross jerks.
I have more stories to tell and could tell them. But I think that one may be enough for a bit, if this is just a big soulless macho wank fest.
I'm sure I'll be back. Heck I haven't exactly left yet.
It just gets tiring. Sort of an echo of how Brianna treated me. Lots of entitled demands for very little reward, recognition or even patience.

You have an entire fucking thread eagerly waiting for you to deliver damaging stories about someone who actively used and hurt you. It's a group who has actively been fucking with her long before you ever even heard her name. Your account of events can further damage her and even the score with her. The fuck greater "rewards and recognition" do you need? You want we should send you a fucking gift basket with wine and those little sausages? Because, by God, I'll fucking do it. Send me an address.

I legit can't read you half the time, but Brianna Wu screwed you over, you have a chance to burn her right back, and we're sitting in here for weeks badgering you to do the obvious and drop the fucking dirt on her.
How is this complex for you? Revenge. Simple. Easy. Take a bad actor out of political power. Good for you, good for Boston, good for everyone. Yes?

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

No I'm not lying, you paranoid nut. What I'm saying is that there's very little upside for me in hanging out with a bunch of gross jerks.
I have more stories to tell and could tell them. But I think that one may be enough for a bit, if this is just a big soulless macho wank fest.
I'm sure I'll be back. Heck I haven't exactly left yet.
It just gets tiring. Sort of an echo of how Brianna treated me. Lots of entitled demands for very little reward, recognition or even patience.

Pointing out you errors is not a symptom of paranoia, ye eejit.

You flatly state in one post that John is dissing you in front of multiple people. In another post, you flatly state that the only evidence that John is dissing you is "one vague tweet."

When called out on this blatant discrepancy, you start ranting and say that what you really meant was something entirely different from the two contradictory statements at issue.

Put down the long and try to focus.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

Christ, it's like pulling teeth.
>Brianna Wu did me a bad.
>I come to Kiwi Farms, talk of the Wu badness. Then she sorry for doing a bad.
>No no, Kiwi Farms, you also a bad. No tell Wu bad stories.
>Why am I here again?

 

[W person cow]

How is this complex for you? Revenge. Simple. Easy. Take a bad actor out of political power. Good for you, good for Boston, good for everyone. Yes?

A valid question but I'm just not a revenge guy really. Life is too short. Although my GF says there should be a book deal later.
I need a good title though.
"Madness and (something with a M) in Massachusetts: My life on the media and campaign trail with Robby Roadsteamer, Vermin Supreme and Brianna Wu"

try to focus.

NEVAR!

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

A valid question but I'm just not a revenge guy really. Life is too short. Although my GF says there should be a book deal later.
I need a good title though.
"Madness and (something with a M) in Massachusetts: My life on the media and campaign trail with Robby Roadsteamer, Vermin Supreme and Brianna Wu"

Well shit, you know who could help you with that?

"What's In It For Me?"
Inside the Fraudulent House Campaign
Of a Social Justice Warrior Con Artist

Changing House to Democratic might help to sell the book, but that's probably farther than you're willing to go.

Nevertheless, start writing, Warren.

When you've got an outline and five chapters done, I'll edit them at no charge and help you find a publisher. If your writing is beyond the pale, I'll help you find a co-author.

(You'll probably hear from John later today with a much more generous offer for your signature on that NDA. Thank me later.)

For fuck's sake, man, stop lying to yourself. You're not here for our sterling personalities and offbeat charm.
You started posting here because you knew that it'd piss Bri off and she'd worry about what you might say. We're open to that. You also care about the area you live in and have evidence to suggest she'd be a poor rep for it. Your word can damage her ability to rep that area.

 

[W person cow]

Well shit, you know who could help you with that?

Meh. I think Vermin Supreme is a more fun story really. And I'd rather make films than books. She was mostly just joking.

For fuck's sake, man, stop lying to yourself. You're not here for our sterling personalities and offbeat charm.

Definitely not the sterling personalities, lol. It is somewhat charming to be made memes of, and to be called the most colorful streams of insults I have ever heard in my life. Certainly a novelty.

You started posting here because you knew that it'd piss Bri off and she'd worry about what you might say.

I mean maybe on some level, but it was more about some quixotic attempt to defend myself, as it seemed there were a fair few who thought I was maybe crazy and naive, but hardworking and admirable. And I sort of fooled myself that I'd almost achieved that at one point. Heck when we got into politics shitposting I ended up basically agreeing and just being mostly reasonable and everybody just got bored, lol.
But that's not what this is about, I know. This is mostly about joking around. While also making a weird kind of like semi-involuntary fame heckler situation for some people. Which IDK, I've had hecklers before, but in much smaller numbers, and pretty much just hecklers of my work instead of like, either everything I do or just of Brianna alternating.
What can I say. It's weird. It's a trip.

We're open to that. You also care about the area you live in and have evidence to suggest she'd be a poor rep for it. Your word can damage her ability to rep that area.

I think she has very little chance of winning, and it just seems mean spirited. And I do think that novices like her should run for office, and the more the better. I'd rather pick on the big shots, the establishment. And I do think she is the lesser of 3 evils still, etc etc. Mostly I just want to be done with it. Although it's hard to look away from Kiwifarms at the moment lol

I have to go get non-lead water from neighboring Melrose now. Look on the bright side and say nice things while I'm gone like Opposite Day Statler and Waldorf, and I may have another story in me later tonight. Or is it morning lol

 

[Particle Bored]

I have to go get non-lead water from neighboring Melrose now. Look on the bright side and say nice things while I'm gone like Opposite Day Statler and Waldorf, and I may have another story in me later tonight. Or is it morning lol

You know you can just buy a filter for that, right?

 

[W person cow]

You know you can just buy a filter for that, right?

MUST BE NICE BEING MADE OF TOOTHPICKS AND GLUE

 

[Peace and Harmony]

If showing any level of kindness or patience constitutes "sucking ass" to you, then that's exactly what I mean. If you don't get what I'm saying, oh well. But I think you do know what I mean, and you're just being an edgelord as usual, "Dr Boe Jangles". Wankity wank.

Because you have issues with your masculinity, I guess. Seems to me everybody here KNOWS how to be nice, some are just AFRAID to show they have any FEELINGS. I suppose because of the "culture as it exists".

These are the two items that are going to get your ass annihilated in the progressive/social justice cult. To the first: I would hope that an ostensibly grown-ass man can recognise that there is a time and a place for everything. There is a time to be empathetic and compassionate, and there is a time to fuck someone up. Successfully navigating between these two poles is what it means to be grown-up, dawg. You gain nothing by showing compassion to a sociopath like John Flynt - not even morally, because you're further enabling his ability to ruthlessly take advantage of people.

The second is moral purity, which John suffers from as well. You clearly don't have it nearly as much because you're willing to shoot the shit with us. But if you find it "embarrassing" that we call each other niggerfaggots on this cyber-shithole, remember that it is impossible to be pure enough for the social justice cult, where the accusation is the crime. Just let loose and shitpost like everyone else, it feels great.

Anyway thanks for the stories. You speak of your reputation being "ruined" but there is often something to said about the positives that come from a reputation being ruined if this said reputation is only held in esteem among degenerates and totalitarians. Just saying.

 

[W person cow]

I love to deride "moral purity" while calling people "degenerates" like I am some dime store cartoon Nazi. I started this thread, and I believe in "soyboys" and vast SJW conspiracies.

Wait, am I supposed to respond to this in a True and Honest fashion? I appreciate the nice things you said about me dude, but you are kinda the equivalent of a Flat Earther.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Oh nice job on the "so what you're saying is". Please tell me which vast SJW conspiracy I believe in.

 

[polonium]

I may have another story in me later tonight.

 

[ZKWNordman]

Warren, here’s my theory. Do you agree with it in hindsight?

It’s been apparent from the beginning that Brianna only hired you (her first and only staffer for ages) because of the gossip factor. She reveled in your being a cousin of Stephen Lynch. She wanted the gossip, and she wanted to have an advantage without having to work for it. If you were going to Lynch family picnics, you could have been her spy.

Did you notice a sharp decline in her interest in you once she learned you aren’t 1st cousins? Do you agree you were just being used?

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

A big emotional defensive rant

I'm not offended or mad, I'm just bored, kinda grossed out and probly on to greener, nicer pastures for a while.
You may find having a macho insult contest all day to be like, life affirming and spiritual, but I find it draining.
Everyone's different, as you say.
If you want more stories, be nice, let me take breaks, and don't call me a "coward" every 5 minutes. I got to live, lol.

I don't think you understood what I wrote. You weren't able to "keep your cool" reading it, and hell you were probably a mess to start with. But understand the emotions and defensiveness are your own slant you place while reading my calm and matter-of-fact piece.

Or maybe you did understand it, but you're looking for the hug box? Fishing for compliments?
"Oh please Warren stay, we will all change our culture to adapt to you, don't you bother trying to understand us."
Hugbox is over there ---- <<</twitter/
Candid discussion over here. You're not going to get the hugs and stroking of your fragile ego here. Over there you might get respect just for possessing some attribute (gay? tranny? person of color? woman? Communist/antifa? Well shit, maybe you've taken on one of the Big 4.)
but over here you can earn respect based on merit -- and not everyone has merit.
So if you've got nothing to offer but "> tfw sad cuz no hugs", the door is up and to the top right of this message. It's marked with a big "X" ( or if you're a macfag then top-left and red ball ). Don't let the window hit you on the way out. But if you want to actually participate with us as we are and not how you wish EVERYONE was, the reply button is down below.


EDIT: And yes, I owe one of your "enemies" a dicking. Do you want to provide the photo or should I find one myself? Any particular aspect ratio you want (like do you plan on putting it on a t-shirt? Your desktop background? Some secret folder that you will open whilst spanking yourself and stroking a piece of Brianna's hair you creepily cut?)

Just let me know.

 

[Very Honest Content]

Warren was a Hillary 2016 volunteer?

Hillary Rodham Clinton won her popular vote however. John Walker Flynt won't...

I enjoyed Warren's story because I had enjoyed his DC reveal when it played out in real time through the thread as I followed it but I can't say I like it because the totally in character actions Flu apparently began to show during it to rain on his worker's parade made me borderline mad on the internet!

If Warren ever asked through the proper channels for a thread deletion, I would rules of nature vote for removal even though he's got some of the best first 100 thread pages on the site.

 

[Bassomatic]

Wait, am I supposed to respond to this in a True and Honest fashion? I appreciate the nice things you said about me dude, but you are kinda the equivalent of a Flat Earther.

If you don't respect someone, nice things should also mean nothing.

This is a trait I see with Warren non stop and here's another example, he can blind eye anything it's amazing. Like he should teach a class on it.

He flat out insults someone with flat earth a concept so dumb, we all know if someone is serious in it to disregard EVERYTHING they say. It's a rare case of, they get this wrong everything else they say/feel/think is wrong. But he also had been complimented, so well lets compartmentalize that since, well I like compliments!

This is clearly how Wu played Warren. I'm sure when I run for Mayor and need a hand, I'll point out how cool Warrens shoes are and how we gotta gas those fucking kikes, but seriously Warren, Love them Loafers...dude will be knocking on doors for half a bag of fritos and my left over change. I'll just remind him it's a progressive cause.

I'm not even trying to be humorous he's nearly one step away from that level of disconnect but he has to be actively choosing to do so, that's what I find most baffling. I fully understand the concept of matching with most your ideals, or being sold on a cause to blindness but his dedication should be copied by scientolgists seriously.

 

[AnOminous]

Anyway thanks for the stories. You speak of your reputation being "ruined" but there is often something to said about the positives that come from a reputation being ruined if this said reputation is only held in esteem among degenerates and totalitarians. Just saying.

There's nothing wrong with being uncomfortable with people who deliberately act like assholes all the time. If anything, that's one of the few normal things about this guy.

Those who fit the pejorative connotation of "SJWs," though, won't make any distinction between someone who posts here while having serious misgivings about some of the shit we do here and a full bore Nazi, though.

 

[W person cow]

Warren, here’s my theory. Do you agree with it in hindsight?
It’s been apparent from the beginning that Brianna only hired you (her first and only staffer for ages) because of the gossip factor. She reveled in your being a cousin of Stephen Lynch. She wanted the gossip, and she wanted to have an advantage without having to work for it. If you were going to Lynch family picnics, you could have been her spy.

Yes probably the main reason.

Did you notice a sharp decline in her interest in you once she learned you aren’t 1st cousins? Do you agree you were just being used?

No to the first and yes to the 2nd

There's nothing wrong with being uncomfortable with people who deliberately act like assholes all the time. If anything, that's one of the few normal things about this guy.

THANK YOU.

Those who fit the pejorative connotation of "SJWs," though, won't make any distinction between someone who posts here while having serious misgivings about some of the shit we do here and a full bore Nazi, though.

Then I'm not a SJW by that definition I guess.
By the definition of "keyboard warrior who argues about social justice on the internet", I probably am.

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

I need a good title though.
"Madness and (something with a M) in Massachusetts: My life on the media and campaign trail with Robby Roadsteamer, Vermin Supreme and Brianna Wu"

"Madness and Imitation Minge in Massachusetts: "