Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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W person cow said:
I wasn't just going to take the word of some anonymous posters on that. Nor was I convinced by the derpy "articles".
I'm still not entirely convinced. And I still think all the trans-outing is low as F.
I just have a lot of doubts now, which keeps me from being a good staffer, so I'm going to do something else.
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She fired you (maybe because she caught you on here and knew you'd wise up soon enough), but didn't even have the decency to do it to your face... She did it by pumping your friend up that you were failing and that he was going to be the new special child, and getting him to do her dirty work.

But now you're talking about it like you quit because you couldn't be as good a slave to her as she deserves? What the fuck dude, for every 2 steps you take forward you're taking 1 and a half back. At least there's forward progress, but dude: open your eyes.

And yes, when you LIE and claim to be a young girl and tell all kinds of MADE UP stories about being a little girl and dealing with girl troubles and that's why you're qualified to speak on womens' issues: then it's fair game to speak about the truth of the situation: that she's LYING about being a woman. She's so fucked up in the head, she LIED about raping men who didn't know she was a tranny after her surgery. She thought that was an empowering thing. Is that okay? You support rapists now?

You've come this far, stop pussyfooting around and come all the way to realization.
 
Now you're out you probably don't have to care about it very much but, if you have doubts about whether Wu is really the progressive hero you initially took her for, keep an eye on her once she loses her election.

If what we say about her is true, she won't continue attending local political meetings once the prestige of being a candidate is gone. She has said she's going to run again in 2020, but everything we know about her says she won't be able to keep focus for more than a year of not campaigning. She has no real interest in local politics beyond its ability to enhance her image.

If she's as phony as we say, you'll notice she drops all interest in district 8 local democratic meetings pretty dead after October rolls around. If she sustains an interest in local politics and carries on attending and participating in local meetings, then we may have to concede she's serious but incompetent.
 
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Peace and Harmony said:
lol calm down

I'm sympathetic to your emotional reaction dude but remember that you can only lead the cow to the water.
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I do directly speak my mind and don't bother sugar-coating what I believe to be obvious truth, but I do understand how this could be mistaken as anger on my part. It's a reaction I get often, in fact, but it's just my personality. Really my emotions are more akin to a tiny man jumping around my head going "yay! yay! he took the first step! Keep going!"


EDIT: Hey Warren @W person cow, I found this image.... Since you're a Berniebro, can you explain to me what's going on?

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W person cow said:
I've just been making it as a hobby-like way to teach myself object-oriented coding. I started off just trying to make a 40k tabletop emulator to play with friends, but then I just started getting really into it and building a derpy world setting and stuff
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The autism is strong in this one...
 
Warren, are you finally starting to see we were right all along? Brianna blaming you for not getting endorsements when you've busted your ass for pennies filling out the forms and spreading her message is some bullshit. It’s her job to get endorsements as the candidate but this is what she does.

She offshores her work to anyone gullible enough to do it so she can blame them when things don’t go the way she wants. She’s a narcissist, it’s never her fault or responsibility. She’s also above having to do any work, especially things she views as grunt work which most serious candidates wouldn’t do. Brianna is acting like she’s a senior candidate and this is just a minor re-election campaign.

Sorry you lost your “job” but in the end it’s better not to be tied to that sinking ship when her lies and BS all come undone.
 
@W person cow - Since you were so "butthurt" over your requested dick pic, I went ahead and made you this (in the spirit of appropriating things that Brianna finds so appealing).

Now that this has found its way onto The Farms and thus The World, nobody will question whether you like BBC but will instead know how much you slay puss. Congrats dude!

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Dimethyl Ketone said:
@W person cow - Since you were so "butthurt" over your requested dick pic, I went ahead and made you this (in the spirit of appropriating things that Brianna finds so appealing).

Now that this has found its way onto The Farms and thus The World, nobody will question whether you like BBC but will instead know how much you slay puss. Congrats dude!

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You're a made man now, Warren.
 
W person cow said:
And I still think all the trans-outing is low as F.
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Good job pointing out one of the douchiest things we do, usually literally for no reason at all, just for the fucking hell of it.

We're probably not going to stop doing it, but you do have a point that it's not very nice and that nice people wouldn't do something this douchey just for fun.
 
One time I was on my way to Hull to drop off the last batch of signatures, and pick up signatures in 3 other towns at the same time. I think Scituate, Avon and some other one. Maybe Holbrook. But driving all over.
Brianna called me up while I was driving and said "so do you want to explain?"
me: "Sorry, explain what?"
Brianna: "This internet post."
me: "I'm sorry, what internet post?"
Brianna: "You wrote that Richard Spencer pooped in his pants, and then Bill Maher ate it."
me: "Oh, haha, yup!"
Brianna: "You don't think there's anything wrong with that?"
me: "Why would there be? Bill Maher's a snobby piece of shit!"
Brianna: "It's completely unprofessional! How could you even think of posting that?"
me: "When you met me I was a sidekick on a radio station. I thought that you like that I speak my mind in an unvarnished way. Also you wanted access to my social media following, and that's what they like."
Brianna: "Because it's gross, and it's not professional! You're talking about people pooping, and I don't like how that reflects on my campaign!"
me: "Well that was like 6 months ago, before I even thought about working for you!"
Brianna: "Oh. Well somebody just sent it to me just now. They said it was getting sent all over to respected Democratic leaders."
me: "It must be those trolls you keep talking about."
Brianna: "Probably! You have your own lolcows thread now, you know! You're associated with me so they're going after you. I'm sorry it's happening, but I told you this would happen."
me: "Well big deal! What are they going to find out, that I'm weird? Everybody knows that! I thought you were protector of the weirdos who fall through the cracks!"
Brianna: "That's true, and I've liked working with you! But Warren, you have to understand that these GamerGate trolls will dig through your internet history, and post the worst things out of context just to make you look bad. You can't be posting stuff about poop and well-liked media moguls eating poop."
me: "That was the day after he had Milo Yiannopolous on and said that trans people were 'creepy'! What else would you say about that?"
Brianna: "I don't know but something without poop in it. I have to know that you're taking me seriously about this and not blowing me off. These are dangerous people, Warren."
me: "Oh I know they are. I have neo-nazi trolls right here in Malden, and they are no joke with their racist harassment against my friends. They go after me a lot, saying I'm trying to spread Sharia Law and stuff. It sucks."
Brianna: "Well, are you trying to spread Sharia Law? Haha."
me: "Haha no. I just have Muslim friends and I defend them from shithead neo-nazi trolls. Are your trolls those kind?"
Brianna: "Yes probably. Okay I think you understand the seriousness. You do, right?"
me: "Yes, nobody likes neo-nazis. Those guys suck."
Brianna: "Okay good. So now I want you to go home and scrub your entire internet history and remove anything that could be taken out of context as offensive."
me: "How the heck am I supposed to do that? Almost everything I've said for the past 10 years is either stupid, offensive or crazy, that's how I have a job in talk radio! That's why you hired me, I thought! Plus I still have all these signatures to pick up!"
Brianna: "I can't even talk to you right now, talk to Frank!"
me: Okay
(frank calls me up etc and I still picked up the signatures. Then went home, looked at my internet history, found 10 things that "could be offensive out of context" in the past 20 days, then gave up, bewildered.)
Next day we're at young dems and it's the day I was promised I would get my raise.
Frank: "Here you go, it's your raise! **** a month now! Are you happy?"
Me: "Well not really. I thought you said **** a month!"
Brianna: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD ASK FOR MORE MONEY AFTER COMMITTING A FIRABLE OFFENSE YESTERDAY!"
Me: "You mean the internet post? That was months ago!"
Brianna: "It's not the internet post. It's the fact that you can't seem to understand that it was wrong. I'm not going to talk to you about this right now, I have a podcast to be on."
Me: Ok.
...
6 weeks or so later, I find out exactly what "respected Democratic leaders" my (admittedly juvenile) post about Bill Maher was sent to.
IT WAS POSTED IN THIS THREAD.
So glad to finally meet all of you respected Democratic leaders!
 
W person cow said:
I wasn't just going to take the word of some anonymous posters on that. Nor was I convinced by the derpy "articles".
I'm still not entirely convinced. And I still think all the trans-outing is low as F.
I just have a lot of doubts now, which keeps me from being a good staffer, so I'm going to do something else.
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"Derpy" is hardly a PC term. It disparages the differently able.
Congrats. We'll make a poster out of you yet.

As for all the shit about us being low by making fun of the very obvious fact that she's a tranny and being mean, we never claimed to be nice, fair, or kind. We claimed to be right.
Judging by how your job ended precisely the way we told you it would, I'd say you're probably right to have doubts. We told you Brianna Wu takes advantage of the working class, and now you're out on your ass with no money and nothing to show for it after all your hard work. We told you she was a fake progressive, and oh look, for all her nattering about how much she cares about people and her staff, you were thrown to the wolves the second you'd outlived your use.

This reminds me:
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I told you I was going to do that.
Convinced now, motherfucker?
 
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W person cow said:
No I am not, motherfucker. I'll un-convince myself just to be contrary.
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Yeah, I kinda figured you for the type. Still, weird that a group of evil, obsessive trolls seem to keep calling it time and time again, yeah?
Spooky. It's like we know what's going to happen before it happens, right?
I wonder how we do that.
 
Yellow Yam Scam said:
You understand the difference between political delineations and social ones, right?
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Spell it out for me.

Dr. Boe Jangles Esq. said:
Yeah, I kinda figured you for the type. Still, weird that a group of evil, obsessive trolls seem to keep calling it time and time again, yeah?
Spooky. It's like we know what's going to happen before it happens, right?
I wonder how we do that.
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"Truth don't pick the teeth of the man who says it."
 
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