Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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W person cow said:
"Truth don't pick the teeth of the man who says it."
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"Coincidence, if traced far enough back, becomes inevitable."
We aren't sorcerers, you dimwitted ass. How do you account for the fact that we seem to continually end up being right? If our information is so faulty, why do we constantly seem to be three steps ahead of you?

You've been played, Warren. Someone took advantage of you, because that's what that person always has done, and always will do. We knew it would happen because we've seen her do it before.
You were scammed, man. Her whole schtick is a scam, and if you failed to notice that she freaked out once the supposedly "progressive candidate" was asked to pay her staff fairly, I question how you hope to prevent being scammed in the future.

Brianna Wu is progressive only in the ways and times where it advances the personal goals of Brianna Wu.
 
I didn't say you weren't evil, obsessive trolls. And I think this whole thing is mean spirited. But I guess most trolling is, and I definitely troll politicians myself. I just think I'll run camera for a while and pay some bills, because y'all may be right about a couple of things. And because I was coincidentally pretty much fired anyway, so whatever. Maybe I'll end up with a couple playtests for my terrible video game out of it. I'm sure I won't get any votes out of it despite general goodwill though, because how likely is a person on the internet to live in Ward 2 of Malden though?
But here's my amateur politician page anyway:
https://www.facebook.com/WarrenLynchForWard2/
 
W person cow said:
I didn't say you weren't evil, obsessive trolls. And I think this whole thing is mean spirited. But I guess most trolling is, and I definitely troll politicians myself. I just think I'll run camera for a while and pay some bills, because y'all may be right about a couple of things. And because I was coincidentally pretty much fired anyway, so whatever. Maybe I'll end up with a couple playtests for my terrible video game out of it. I'm sure I won't get any votes out of it despite general goodwill though, because how likely is a person on the internet to live in Ward 2 of Malden though?
But here's my amateur politician page anyway:
https://www.facebook.com/WarrenLynchForWard2/
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It is mean spirited. We're bad people. We just fuck with other bad people.

For what it's worth, you seem like a decent guy, just extremely naive and overly optimistic. I wish you luck in your future endeavors. It's nice to see someone whose beliefs are held in sincerity.
 
Warren, since Flynt/Wu will soon start spreading the lie that he fired you for gross incompetence and laziness, you should have an answer ready when people ask you about the reasons for your termination.

I urge you to consider the following:

"When I asked John -- I mean Brianna -- to provide a bio for his -- sorry, her -- campaign website listing all of her impressive academic and employment credentials, he -- she, she! -- flew into a rage and called me a Nazi. Then she said that anyone who doesn' believe that she worked for years as an investigative journalist and for years as a professional illustrator and for years as a graphic designer and for years as a team leader in software engineering and for years as a game developer, 'can kiss my hairy ass.' Then she said that her academic credentials are classified because of the years she spent writing code for the National Security Agency. Then she called me a 'bog-hoppin', carrot-topped Mick faggot,' said I was fired, shotgunned half a bottle of NyQuil, and passed out on the floor."

I am willing to sign an affidavit stating that I was present during your termination and that this account is true in every detail.
 
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It's okay, I'm already well-known for my gross incompetence, lol. I make up for it with positivity, earnest goodwill and being "colorful" :)
And my friend that she just hired is bigger in the progressive scene than she and I combined. And he likes Bernie, and integrity. He's a veteran, and people like him. He will not dis me, and if she disses me too much, she will lose him. Then what does she do?
Also, I *am* a bog-hoppin, carrot-topped Mick faggot. In the 8th, that's a plus :)
 
W person cow said:
It's okay, I'm already well-known for my gross incompetence, lol. I make up for it with positivity, earnest goodwill and being "colorful" :)
And my friend that she just hired is bigger in the progressive scene than she and I combined. And he likes Bernie, and integrity. He's a veteran, and people like him. He will not dis me, and if she disses me too much, she will lose him. Then what does she do?
Also, I *am* a bog-hoppin, carrot-topped Mick faggot. In the 8th, that's a plus :)
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Let me give you some possibly life-saving advice: don't let your guard down. It's not over for you. As soon as she sees any potential opportunity for more "Godzilla woman of *" which requires stepping on your toe, she will impale you through the heart with a spear just to make sure.

Man to man, take my advice. Over the next two days think about and write down your every encounter with her. Try to guess where she might be able to sour your name to sweeten hers, and come up with your defense in advance. This ain't no punky encounter with a Magikarp, this is Secret Boss Mode battle against Team Rocket wielding Missing No. :autism::autism::autism:

And be very watchful of this guy that took your job. John IS whispering in his ear and will try to pit him against you.

Arm yourself with a counter offensive if you want. Follow some of the research that we've provided and browse the last, oh, 500 pages of the Brianna Wu thread to get caught up. That way when she tries to come at you to wipe her ass, you will have the spiked club all ready to counter. Critical hit. It's super effective.

:feels: Your friend,
(CH3)2CO.
 
W person cow said:
6 weeks or so later, I find out exactly what "respected Democratic leaders" my (admittedly juvenile) post about Bill Maher was sent to.
IT WAS POSTED IN THIS THREAD.
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@W person cow - Maybe you should announce on Twitter that you're no longerr involved with the Scampaign. Maybe post some sample interaction between you and Flu (with the poop thing).

Those who follow you may still be blindly following her because there hasn't been an official announcement on your part.

This may also protect you by showing that you're separating from her, rather than her using the narrative that she caught you colluding with Gamergate or that you're a real-life Russian bot or whatever reason she will give for separating from YOU.

If you go first, you make sure only the truth gets out there, and you can stop the potential rumor mill that Brianna will exploit from churning. You really wanna get the first word here, for your reputation's sake.


Please listen to us, we are very familiar with how John works. We've known and have been following John for much longer than you. Please don't wait for her to shit on you again before you believe that she could steep that low. Just trust us on this one and protect yourself, ok?
 
W person cow said:
Next day we're at young dems and it's the day I was promised I would get my raise.
Frank: "Here you go, it's your raise! **** a month now! Are you happy?"
Me: "Well not really. I thought you said **** a month!"
Brianna: "I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU WOULD ASK FOR MORE MONEY AFTER COMMITTING A FIRABLE OFFENSE YESTERDAY!"
Me: "You mean the internet post? That was months ago!"
Brianna: "It's not the internet post. It's the fact that you can't seem to understand that it was wrong. I'm not going to talk to you about this right now, I have a podcast to be on."
Me: Ok.
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Warren, you know what that entire exchange was about, right?

From the first phone call, it was about paying you less money and convincing you to be okay with it.

The kind of "management" technique that is so cheap and cliche, it was used as a joke in The Office.

Don't feel bad. Frank and Brianna have been doing this to their workers for years.
 
I felt Warren earned a bit of extra effort on this meme.

@W person cow right-click->save-image-as this fucker and put it to use if John tries getting nasty.

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P.S. I couldn't think of anything regarding your general employment or educational history, and didn't feel like digging through the thread to see if any was posted, but if you feel like dropping any hints, maybe I can squeeze it in against the inevitable contradictions in Wu.
 
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Particle Bored said:
I felt Warren earned a bit of extra effort on this meme.

@W person cow right-click->save-image-as this fucker and put it to use if John tries getting nasty.

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P.S. I couldn't think of anything regarding your general employment or educational history, and didn't feel like digging through the thread to see if any was posted, but if you feel like dropping any hints, maybe I can squeeze it in against the inevitable contradictions in Wu.
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This is great. I was merely undoing my damage from the "Crown of dicks" with a "slays puss" spin on the new narrative.

But you made something here that's at least worth @W person cow setting as his wallpaper, if not posting on his Twitter!


EDIT: Hey @W person cow , do you like this new direction of Warren Shooping better?
See how it works? Show a little respect/awareness with your actions, earn a picture worth more than a couple dicks. You're moving up in the world!
 
If your friend is a vet, he's gonna have fun working for Wu.

Have your friend ask Wu about veteran and military subjects. She IS running for Congress, which has a lot to do with that stuff. Tell him to ask her what exactly her plans are for bringing vet issues to light?

Especially since there's a LOT of homeless vets, disabled vets on public assistance, and even current active duty who have children are forced to get food stamps.

Press Wu's ass on those issues, and I'll bet your friend gets answers he doesn't like or knows are bullshit.
 
Dimethyl Ketone said:
This is great. I was merely undoing my damage from the "Crown of dicks" with a "slays puss" spin on the new narrative.

But you made something here that's at least worth @W person cow setting as his wallpaper, if not posting on his Twitter!


EDIT: Hey @W person cow , do you like this new direction of Warren Shooping better?
See how it works? Show a little respect/awareness with your actions, earn a picture worth more than a couple dicks. You're moving up in the world!
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Wouldn’t have happened without your inspiration.

P.S. GIMP’d on my end as well. ;)
 
@W person cow -- serious question: I asked earlier what "tredend" could mean (in your twitter status)


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Anyone care to posit toward what a "tredend" is? I thought maybe it was a stoned typing of some obscure colloquial phrase, "tread end", which would be akin to a "workhorse" ... but I looked around and it turns out that phrase only exists in my head.

So what could Warren mean? Is he like some sort of universal key a la the girl protagonist in The Fifth Element? Is "tredend" some new organization soon to drop on gimmeschekels.com ? Something else?
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But nobody had a good guess. Can you settle this question for me? It's been racking my brain. I've been missing out on sleep just pondering over the secrets behind this mystical incantation...
 
Tredend is just a made up word to make people confused and/or troll. Like covfefe, except I have left it up since whenever I started Twitter.
 
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