Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

[AnOminous]

Warren's a bit different in that it involves a person rather than a specific conspiracy, but as I was reading it hit pretty close to home. It actually made me a bit angry and frustrated tbh, which was why after that first post I didn't say anything. I've read that to attack it you have to figure out why they believe it, their emotions behind it. I can't really advise that, though, since I'm still working on that myself.

You don’t argue with flat earthers or their equivalent. You just laugh at them.

A lot of people were on your side, dude. I expected better.

I don’t dislike him, but I don’t know why you expected better. Anyone who believes John’s bullshit has already demonstrated an extreme ability to ignore reality.

Yes Bernie does pay his interns $15 an hour
The amount which I get paid, I will leave to your detective work. If it's low, Bob Massie has a lot of unpaid staff and is progressive.
If it's high, Stephen Lynch pays his staffers a lot. Either way, not really a big deal IMO.
As to asking somebody questions and expecting them to respond in a friendly fashion, photoshopping dicks on pictures of them might not be the wisest course of action, lol.
AprilRains seems nice.

He paid his interns $12 an hour while working for the Senate, which he took some shit over, but those were interns. Most Senators pay their interns nothing at all. I don’t know what he paid his Presidential campaign staff.

 

[Pocket_Sand!]

I don’t dislike him, but I don’t know why you expected better. Anyone who believes John’s bullshit has already demonstrated an extreme ability to ignore reality.

That's very true, but I have to say it was kind of Warren's naive optimism that made him endearing, at least to me. That was what made me optimistic about him at least trying to look at all the information about Flu that has been compiled here. I held out hope that if he truly was as sincere as he seemed about local politics, he'd realize that hooking up with Flu and her joke of a campaign was career suicide.

But it seems I was mistaken, Warren has deliberately blinded himself to any outside information that doesn't conform to his rose colored goggles version of Flu. He is deliberately blinded to how utterly shitty a candidate, for any office, Flu is by his raging hate boner for Stephen Lynch. He refuses to acknowledge anything negative about Flu of his own volition, and by doing so further blinds himself to reality.

Warren I really do believe that you'd make a great politician in a few ways at least. You've yet to answer any question presented to you in this thread in a straight, reasonable, coherent manner. You do respond to a number of them, to your credit, but your answers tend to be nonsensical gibberish about nothing.

I am disappoint...

 

[Cyber Bowling]

Warren went on and on about drawing dicks on his face. He asked for it to happen.
One person and only one person said "haha here you go" and did it.
Now Warren refuses to talk and uses that as an excuse.
Warren is a liar.

He's apparently learned something from Wu at the very least. He's doing the same thing Wu did with the fake Rev 60 reviews. He keeps insisting we're just trolls and hate him and Brianna, despite the fact that, all things considered, we gave him a pretty decent welcome and just tried to engage him in serious conversation. He's just trying to make himself a victim so he can brush aside everything we've said. Pretty sure that's also why he has been so self deprecating in his posts. Sure, he does it every once in awhile in his FB posts, but he was doing it like 3 to 4 times in every single post here. I'll give some credit to Warren, he was a touch more subtle about it than Wu was since he at least didn't try and sock puppet and make an account just to insult himself. Granted, that might only be because he's not tech savvy enough to realize that was an option.

I'm not exactly surprised, I have a feeling most of us were more posting to each other as opposed to actually trying to convince Warren. It is always interesting to get a look into someone like Warren's head, even if the end results are as predictable as you expect. I'm honestly curious to know what Warren is trying to get out of this thread at this point. He clearly doesn't want to talk politics or share anything about Brianna. Maybe he's just that eager for attention? A fan of the drama? I guess it does fit his MO. It does seem like he wants to be a much bigger fixture on the site than he actually is, but one of the many things he doesn't seem to understand is what makes someone an interesting lolcow.

If you're trying to garner more attention Warren, drop the manic pixie dreamboy act. You're hardly the first person to try and respond with the "lulz teh random" style posting to try and deflect from the real conversation going on in the thread. If you just want to hang around here and shitpost, that's fine, but at least lurk and read some other threads to figure out how to do that. If you want to have an actual conversation, that's cool too. If you just want to continue down this path and try and get as much attention as you can from us, go nuts, but your 15 minutes is going to dry up pretty quickly unless you start doing something genuinely interesting. Right now, you've been so boring and predictable I don't think anyone has even mentioned the fact that you've been here responding in Wu's main thread.

 

[W person cow]

Gee I wonder why people in a "shitpost general" about me would be "disappoint". I do like all the theories about my motives and psychology.
I might answer some more questions after a while. But the Photoshop bummed me out and no lie. It's become less like "arguing fun with some weird lolposters who say some mean things and some nice" and more like "ew, vomit react", for the moment. I'm sure I'll forget about it in a few days.
But in the meantime feel free to speculate. I'm probably a complete brainwashed zombie cultist who is also immature, older than I act, really dumb, and not progressive because I'm somehow too idealistic to be progressive or something. I'm sure you'll have some other ones.
Although I admit I like the ones better where I'm "doing God's work", "the only one holding the campaign together", "the only hard worker on the campaign", "underpaid", "the one who should be running for office", "relatively fearless" etc. We all love flattery, lol. Although I also know this is the wrong place to go looking for it, hehe.

Re: self-deprecating. How would you act if you waded into a 'shitpost general' about yourself? Go in there and say "YOU ARE ALL WRONG, I AM AWESOME IN EVERY WAY, AND I AM SUING ALL OF YOU FOR MAKING THE FROGS GAY!"? In my view, it's best to try to meet people where they are at. I don't think we're going to come to agreement that I am awesome in this thread. The best I am likely to get is "somewhat gutsy, but insane and never answers enough questions in enough detail, and GOD DAMMIT WARREN ANSWER MY SCREED AND 40 ARTICLES! And also, you are lazy because you spend too much time on here answering questions!" Or something like that.
Contradictory accusations (I know they're from different people) in the same forum are another weird mind-bender. I'll say one thing for this forum, y'all definitely blew my mind!

 

[Jaded Optimist]

As someone who just read this thread and didnt interact, you just come across as unrealistic, a blind follower, ignorant, and an eternal optimistic. You havent learned the social skills and street smarts of reading people that most people learn by 20.

Shine on you batshit crazy diamond. I hope Wu is the last person to take advantage of you, but I doubt it.

 

[W person cow]

WHAT KIND OF SHITPOST FORUM DOESN'T ALLOW ANIMATED GIFs?
Oh well.
(imagine a GIF of Steve Brule having his mind blown)
Kaboom!

 

[Very Honest Content]

(answering questions, I mean. Still no clue on the edit function.)

It's disabled for you because your account has that gorgeous baby blue banner verifying you underneath the question mark icon, don't sweat it.

Warren, kiwifarms movie night is tonight, can we screen your pony movie during it? I can't promise people won't just spam dick pics in chat during it though,

Spoiler

(maybe just outlines?)

as the crowd can be pretty tough depending on how much or how little salt has been extracted in the last few months from all reaches of the internet.

 

[AprilRains]

I might answer some more questions after a while. But the Photoshop bummed me out and no lie.

Do you recall who was the first person on this thread to mention photoshopping dicks into a picture?

 

[W person cow]

Do you recall who was the first person on this thread to mention photoshopping dicks into a picture?

Yeah I know I brought it up, talking about my friend Robby's experiences. I'm not condemning anyone, just grossed out and have less morbid curiosity than before.

 

[AprilRains]

Yeah I know I brought it up, talking about my friend Robby's experiences. I'm not condemning anyone, just grossed out and have less morbid curiosity than before.

I think that's enough internet for today, dear. If that was enough to disturb your equilibrium, then the net is a dangerous place for you.

Please don't Google "blue waffle". Just go to bed.

 

[W person cow]

It's disabled for you because your account has that gorgeous baby blue banner verifying you underneath the question mark icon, don't sweat it.

Warren, kiwifarms movie night is tonight, can we screen your pony movie during it? I can't promise people won't just spam dick pics in chat during it though,

Spoiler

(maybe just outlines?)

as the crowd can be pretty tough depending on how much or how little salt has been extracted in the last few months from all reaches of the internet.

Yeah I guess so. I made it when I was still in my late 20s and not as sensitive about women's rights, and I let my producer talk me into an absurd number of gratuitous "butt shots". When I watched it again recently, we had to do a drinking game where every time there's a gratuitous butt shot or a crotch shot, you drink. Also the editing is more slow and boring than I would do nowadays. And you will probably be expecting more sex than you end up seeing. For a movie about perverted insane people, it has surprisingly little nudity.
But the thing about Hasbro is 100% true. Their MLP execs all watched my movie (after trying to stop me from making it), and then Friendship is Magic mysteriously came out 4-5 years later with a whole new line of ponies and accessories, geared toward not just a kid audience but also a weird adult fan audience. And a very strange era was born. I know my movie was not the only factor, but they definitely took it seriously. Which is in itself surprising, considering how bad a movie it is.

 

[Particle Bored]

WHAT KIND OF SHITPOST FORUM DOESN'T ALLOW ANIMATED GIFs?
Oh well.
(imagine a GIF of Steve Brule having his mind blown)
Kaboom!

Of course it supports animated gifs. But I doubt that’s something you want to encourage.

Spoiler

 

[Norvic]

But the thing about Hasbro is 100% true. Their MLP execs all watched my movie (after trying to stop me from making it), and then Friendship is Magic mysteriously came out 4-5 years later with a whole new line of ponies and accessories, geared toward not just a kid audience but also a weird adult fan audience. And a very strange era was born. I know my movie was not the only factor, but they definitely took it seriously. Which is in itself surprising, considering how bad a movie it is.

I was going to explain why this was moronic but eventually I just didn't have the heart. Maybe too much weed really does rot your brain.

 

[W person cow]

I was going to explain why this was moronic but eventually I just didn't have the heart. Maybe too much weed really does rot your brain.

Go and ask Hasbro executives. I had long meetings with them. They decided "hey this guy is insane, and we can't condone our ponies in movies like this, we don't want any part of it, but he's right that we have an adult fan base and that people find weird deep themes in our old tv show, and kind of why." And eventually they made another TV show exploring those themes, in more depth than before. But since then, they seem to have found out that the actual little kids are the ones who watch the show more and/or buy the products more, and now it is all sappy songs and they seem to have abandoned my kooky idea about "deep themes". Heck, the show may be canceled by now. But it was wicked funny that it existed at all, and all the Bronies that sprung up out of it

 

[AnOminous]

Go and ask Hasbro executives. I had long meetings with them. They decided "hey this guy is insane, and we can't condone our ponies in movies like this, we don't want any part of it, but he's right that we have an adult fan base and that people find weird deep themes in our old tv show, and kind of why." And eventually they made another TV show exploring those themes, in more depth than before. But since then, they seem to have found out that the actual little kids are the ones who watch the show more and/or buy the products more, and now it is all sappy songs and they seem to have abandoned my kooky idea about "deep themes". Heck, the show may be canceled by now. But it was wicked funny that it existed at all, and all the Bronies that sprung up out of it

That’s pretty hopeful on your part, not to say delusional. The last generation of MLP (G3) ended in 2009 and it was 2010 that Friendship is Magic (G4) came out. This has been one of Hasbro’s flagship franchises since 1981 or so, with a few gaps of many years, but the gap between G3 and G4 was barely over a year. Considering your movie came out in 2005, it’s pretty unlikely it caused Lauren Faust, who had been a fan of the franchise since she was a child, to come up with ideas she had already had for years.

 

[W person cow]

I don't mean the toys, I mean the shows. The toys have been a money maker all along, but there are 2 incarnations of the show that goes with the toys.

The above is right, but they went and found her, in *part* because of my endless letters to them about themes lol. I think those themes are in there in the old show, and Ms. Faust saw them the same as I did. You have to kind of squint to see them in some ways as most of the old show is just obnoxious songs, the characters dont have distinct personalities really, etc. But I guess she squinted the same as I did. And when they put the word out, "Hey we're looking for a writer to explore some of these themes in a new MLP show", she jumped!

I didn't make up those themes or put them in the old MLP show, or make Ms. Faust notice them, but I definitely drew a lot of attention to them as Hasbro executives were having arguments with each other circa 2006-2007 about what to do about my ridiculous movie about pony-motivated killing sprees. And one thing led to another. My formal correspondence with them began in 2003 and ended in 2005 just before the movie came out, but around 2007 there was some hullaballoo at the company about the movie again, and by I think late 2008 they were putting Friendship Is Magic together for release in 2010.

I could be optimistic/delusional about this, but I suspect I am not. Somebody should do an investigative piece at Hasbro I guess. Then again, who can really prove what inspired what? It's so ephemeral. It could be all imagination what influence I had or didn't have, but I did correspond and meet with them, I've definitely had numerous people theorize over the years that I "started the Bronies" or was "the first Brony".

Also Vermin Supreme went from toothbrushing to ponies when I started hanging out with him For about 1993-2007 I pretty much talked about ponies incessantly. But ponies do draw attention, for whatever reason. Maybe not as much now that the world has been so saturated. But for example:

 

[AnOminous]

I don't mean the toys, I mean the shows. The toys have been a money maker all along, but there are 2 incarnations of the show that goes with the toys.

I was talking about the shows. They change the toys to go with the shows. Sometimes, they reboot the entire thing and replace the characters, and then they have a set of new toys, but in the middle of G3, they just redesigned them enough to be able to issue new toys, sort of a money grab.

Also Vermin Supreme went from toothbrushing to ponies when I started hanging out with him For about 1993-2007 I pretty much talked about ponies incessantly.

This somehow doesn't surprise me very much.

 

[Eli Whitney]

Hi Warren, there has been some discussion in the other thread (instigated mostly by me) about supporting you as a write in candidate for rep of the 8th district. Is this something you would support? Obviously, if you are not into it we wouldn't do it since we would want to be absolutely sure you would be willing to accept the responsibility of the position and execute to the best of your ability. And while you give the impression of having a few screws loose yourself, you are absolutely a much better choice than John and honestly stand a better chance of winning. What are your toughs on this? I think we are getting pretty close to the point where Kiwi Farms will be expected by the people of the 8th district to voice some kind of official endorsement in the race. What say you?

 

[W person cow]

Hi Warren, there has been some discussion in the other thread (instigated mostly by me) about supporting you as a write in candidate for rep of the 8th district. Is this something you would support? Obviously, if you are not into it we wouldn't do it since we would want to be absolutely sure you would be willing to accept the responsibility of the position and execute to the best of your ability. And while you give the impression of having a few screws loose yourself, you are absolutely a much better choice than John and honestly stand a better chance of winning. What are your toughs on this? I think we are getting pretty close to the point where Kiwi Farms will be expected by the people of the 8th district to voice some kind of official endorsement in the race. What say you?

I think City Council in 2019 makes a lot more sense. I do not live in the 8th, although I lived there part of my life and spend a lot of time there now. If you hate Brianna but do not like the other candidates either, I recommend writing in Kevin Higgins, as he lives in the 8th and cares a lot about income inequality.
Although I would love to be a U.S. Congressman some day, I would like to start with a lower office first. It was really hard just to get elected City Committeeperson and get around all the red tape and different personalities and coalitions and rules and attitudes and people. I had to learn a LOT about Malden.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

You should go for town dog catcher so that we'd no longer be able to say "this nigga wouldn't even get voted in as town dog catcher"