Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

[Peace and Harmony]

lol the same fucking dress he wore over the weekend

Spoiler: Frank going for the upskirt

Seven minutes, Chris. Seven minutes is all I can spare to play with you.

Another one for the lol-cow museum.

And at that point, only then you will fully understand why so many here tried to talk sense to you about Wu, in spite of the fact that you provably never had any intent of doing so in good faith.

And we will still be here...waiting.

 

[Norvic]

It's amazing they managed to take a photo that makes it look like Frank is the subject. He's in the foreground, and gesturing like he's holding forth on some subject or other while Brianna is listening.

Maybe trying to distract attention from the she-beast in dirty dress is good tactics.

 

[W person cow]

Hi @W person cow, long time viewer, first time poster in this thread, love your work.

If crying in front of Brianna's final boss got you all those signatures then Did you think about humiliating yourself in public more often for those sweet, sweet John Hancocks?

Good idea! Lol

Also how did if feel when Brianna used Franks credit card to easy modo all those signatures from a company inspite of all your hard work? Must have stung a bit right?

The "easy modo signatures" were from a guy I know who is way better at getting signatures than me. He has been doing this for years, whereas I am new at it. He could have helpers, but as far as I can tell, he gets them all himself, and gets signatures for other campaigns too. He is like a machine. I look up to his skills.

 

[Norvic]

The "easy modo signatures" were from a guy I know who is way better at getting signatures than me. He has been doing this for years, whereas I am new at it. He could have helpers, but as far as I can tell, he gets them all himself, and gets signatures for other campaigns too. He is like a machine. I look up to his skills.

Is the guy you know Ballot Access Management LLC? Because that's how Wu got all her signatures.
I thought you were against corporate personhood. And yes, Wu's signatures were collected by a bunch of temps who were paid on a piecework basis.

 

[W person cow]

And at that point, only then you will fully understand why so many here tried to talk sense to you about Wu, in spite of the fact that you provably never had any intent of doing so in good faith.

Are you saying I didn't "operate in good faith" because I made fun of you and called you a "loldrama guy", or because I wasn't convinced yet that Brianna was the devil?
Sounds to me like you're being a snowflake who can dish it out but can't take it. There's a lot harsher stuff about me above than calling me a "loldrama guy". I mean, what else would you call somebody who runs something called a "lolcow wiki"?

What's the etiquette for operating "in good faith" in a "shitpost general" about oneself? I think I've been pretty chill about being made fun of. Am I not allowed to make even the slightest fun back? That's no fun!

@W person cow, I was going to do a thing and show you the maybe few dozen cases I have, on Lolcow Wiki alone, of Brianna Wu showing her propensity of stepping over people she deems lesser and basically acting like a dick to people she should, ostensibly, be allies with, but I've noticed that you've gradually migrated away from even tangentially listening to what most here have to say, so instead I've chosen to give you this "warning", instead:

It might happen when the Democratic Party continues its ongoing slide towards fucking obsolescence and fails dramatically in 2008.

C'mon dude, don't be a baby. Do your thing where you convince me with your cobbled together BS. Don't let your partisan political feelings get in the way of some "real journalism" lol. Oh and this year is 2018, not 2008, in case you were wondering.

 

[AprilRains]

C'mon dude, don't be a baby. Do your thing where you convince me with your cobbled together BS.

If you're referring to his cogent presentation of verifiable facts, you should be ashamed to mischaracterize it so. If anyone here has been immature in refusing to see the facts, it's you.

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

Are you saying I didn't "operate in good faith" because I made fun of you and called you a "loldrama guy", or because I wasn't convinced yet that Brianna was the devil?
Sounds to me like you're being a snowflake who can dish it out but can't take it. There's a lot harsher stuff about me above than calling me a "loldrama guy". I mean, what else would you call somebody who runs something called a "lolcow wiki"?

What's the etiquette for operating "in good faith" in a "shitpost general" about oneself? I think I've been pretty chill about being made fun of. Am I not allowed to make even the slightest fun back? That's no fun!

I can't speak for @Jaimas but what turned me off was your unwillingness to even look at any of the evidence we've gathered. Yes, you wrote him off completely because you didn't like his domain name, but to me that's more a symptom of the issue rather than the issue itself.

We've asked simply to keep an open mind and go through some of it with us... hell, a Kiwi even offered to pay you for your time doing so. But we could never be right even though we document everything because Alex Jones somehow something-or-another. Whatever. Like he says, if you choose to continue to keep up this fantasy, well it's not going to last forever. Person-to-person, I hope your experiences here have at least prepared you for the eventual tossing-in-the-trash John Flynt is going to give you, even if you're not willing to change what is obviously the majority of your life experience right now. And I get that, I really do. I fuck around and make fun of you, sure... but I still have empathy.

 

[Particle Bored]

C'mon dude, don't be a baby. Do your thing where you convince me with your cobbled together BS. Don't let your partisan political feelings get in the way of some "real journalism" lol. Oh and this year is 2018, not 2008, in case you were wondering.

Why do you willfully turn a blind eye to, support, condone, and cover for corruption and lies by “progressive” District 8 congressional candidates?

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/warren-lynch-shitpost-general.39608/page-52#post-3449538

 

[ZKWNordman]

Did you guys film the debate with Voehl? Was he the mothman?

 

[Dorsia.Reservation]

Don't waste your breath on this guy.

He will only learn when "Brianna" stops paying him and dumps him in the trash.
He might find that out sooner rather than later when Wu finds out he is posting here.
Wu's wording or editing of social media has indicated he reads here.

And if that doesn't teach Warren, being laughed out of ever working in local politics for working with Wu and the totally unjustified attacks and slandering of other democrats (especially Stephen Lynch) WILL!

 

[Norvic]

I can't speak for @Jaimas but what turned me off was your unwillingness to even look at any of the evidence we've gathered. Yes, you wrote him off completely because you didn't like his domain name, but to me that's more a symptom of the issue rather than the issue itself.

This bugs me about him. When I asked him about Wu's statement that her entire campaign of 30 people affirmative-is definitely is going to the Women's March, and in general about her propensity to tell self-aggrandising lies to the press, he dodged the issue by talking about how the campaign (now) has 40 volunteers (and, lets face it, they don't have 40 volunteers. They have 40 people who have filled in a form on Wu's website, one of whom is apparently Adolf Hitler.)

I know and he knows that he didn't go to the march, and by the way that he dodged the question I can be fairly sure he wasn't even invited. I know Wu's campaign didn't have 30 volunteers back in January, it didn't even have one volunteer or even a process to sign up to be a volunteer. If he, as the campaign's only paid worker at the time wasn't even invited to the march that Wu's "entire campaign is going to" then who exactly was it that was going? He knows Wu lied, but he skipped around the issue to continue to pretend that he doesn't actually know how dishonest she is.

Now we've got this thing where "a guy [he] knows" collected all of Wu's signatures. Does he mean he knows Alex Arsenault, the Ballot Access Management guy, but he's so naive that he thinks Alex collects 10s of thousands of signatures personally? Does he know Alex and what he does, but he's trying to pretend Wu's campaign isn't astroturfed by saying he's a friend and implying he's working on the campaign because he believes in it? Is he thinking of someone else entirely, and Wu has just kept him in the dark about what's really going on with the campaign? Who the hell knows. He's either really dumb or really disingenuous.

 

[AprilRains]

He's either really dumb or really disingenuous.

¿Por qué no los dos?

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

He's either really dumb or really disingenuous.

I'm sure it's mostly the latter. His entire life right now is doing all the work Brianna should be doing if it wasn't a complete scampaign. To admit to himself that the "lesser of two evils" does not make good would deprive him of probably the most excitement he's had in a long time.
It's sad because none of us would ignore the fuckin Mount Everest of evidence that Brianna is a sham, and I think a lot of people here saw Warren as a victim... But he knows what he's doing.
Like a heroin addict that wants to quit but keeps relapsing, change isn't going to happen until he has something better to replace it with. It's far too late to get involved with a different campaign, as if anyone in the area would take him after he's soiled his name by being involved in this bullshit at all.

Honestly, if Warren decided to smarten up and actually openly accept that he's been used and abused, and doesn't take too long to do so, he may actually have a chance of getting involved with another campaign. He's a hard fucking worker. He could totally play the victim card and use it to really push for transparency in government and campaigns and build back his reputation. Do I think he will? Nah. I think like a heroin addict he's going to stick with it until he hits rock bottom and has nothing left.

Unlike someone trapped in a cult like Sci*****ology where they face annihilation by leaving the cult, he faces it by staying. So I really don't feel too bad for him. While I wish he would do better for himself and the causes he believes in, it's not my life to to waste, it's his.

EDIT: Ninja'd on the meme by @AprilRains because I decided to type up this long feels article that didn't need to be written.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

Warren hates Congressman Lynch with passion so he’s willing to overlook Brianna’s lies in the hopes he can push the good Congressman further left. He knows Brianna isn’t going to win, he admitted it already, so this is all about “trolling” Stephen Lynch.

 

[Gorilla Tessellator]

I don't think Warren is a hard worker. After his appearance in this thread I imagine him as a goofy pothead, who is a little too old for this shit, meaning he never really grew up. Hard consistent work demands some level of maturity he is lacking. So I can see him working here and there, in spurts, but without real conscientiousness or consistency. Without a plan. That's why he will never get anywhere, and most likely his 15 minutes on Kiwi Farms is more fame that he ever suspected to get. He is barely surviving by his dumb luck, and that's it.

Brianna is for him a gift from Heaven, as she decided to use his services, she noticed him (to use him). It gives him sense of importance, feeling of being part of something bigger etc. So it's impossible to convince him that her campaign is not real. For him it's very real and true, because of the feelings it gave him.

I don't feel sorry for him, and I don't even expect him to wake up after being tossed away. I think he will just roll a fat one and tell himself: "well, it is what it is." And he will keep looking for the next wacky adventure for the rest of his life.

 

[Dr. Boe Jangles Esq.]

C'mon dude, don't be a baby. Do your thing where you convince me with your cobbled together BS. Don't let your partisan political feelings get in the way of some "real journalism" lol. Oh and this year is 2018, not 2008, in case you were wondering.

I'm gonna save this particular bit of smug and send it back to you after she tosses you out the airlock because you've outlived your use.

What's the etiquette for operating "in good faith" in a "shitpost general" about oneself?

Ehh, I wouldn't say "about you". As has been stated on multiple occasions, the reason we don't have a proper lolcow thread about you is that you just aren't that interesting. You've done pretty much nothing all your life, but you are in close with someone who is interesting to us.
It's less of a "ooo let's get Warren and turn him on Bri", and more that you're one of the rare occasions when we've had the chance to interact with someone before Wu memory holes any connection with them. You've fed us some neat little tidbits on her, and although nobody really listens to your Berniecrat politisperging, anything you let slip about her may be worth looking into.

In other words, you're not here because anyone is interested in you. You're here because you made the ill-advised choice to start talking on here, and you're kind of impulsive, so you make little slip ups that tip Wu's hand. Your choice to confirm our suspicions on how poorly she pays you would be one example of this.

 

[RandomNobody]

Warren would make an excellent Scientologist.

 

[W person cow]

If you're referring to his cogent presentation of verifiable facts, you should be ashamed to mischaracterize it so. If anyone here has been immature in refusing to see the facts, it's you.

Haha it's true I'm pretty immature

 

[AnOminous]

I'm sure it's mostly the latter. His entire life right now is doing all the work Brianna should be doing if it wasn't a complete scampaign. To admit to himself that the "lesser of two evils" does not make good would deprive him of probably the most excitement he's had in a long time.

It’s sort of tautological, but the kind of person who would do all of John’s work without noticing it is the kind of person who wouldn’t notice John doesn’t even show up to his own events most of the time, letting the screaming mongoloid midget show up instead. Or Warren. Or just blows them off. If you weren’t capable of having a gigantic blind spot the size of the red one on Jupiter, you wouldn’t be capable of working on this utterly bogus campaign.

 

[W person cow]

I haven't read all the things y'all sent me because I haven't had time to. Got a lot of time out of me but I haven't even been able to keep up with questions, let alone articles. I don't know what would constitute "good faith" or what faith has to do with it. I'm mostly responding out of curiosity, maybe a little ego too. Although if this means I turned "evil", let me know.