Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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Oh boy, the number of questions we can ask.

I'll try to narrow it down to just a few basic questions. Wu constantly talks about having a campaign staff, but as far as we can tell from all the financial reports, it's just you and Frank helping Wu. So, is there actually an active campaign staff, or is it just you and Frank and whatever volunteers you wrangled to get signatures?

Does it ever bother you that Wu barely acknowledges your efforts and doesn't show up to many of the events you or Frank go to? You constantly post about Wu's campaign and offer support, but they barely do anything to help you out. Hell, Wu couldn't even make a simple blog post after promising one multiple times regarding Lynch attacking you over your dead parent or whatever the claim was.

Have you actually looked at Brianna's thread, or did you only poke around in yours? If you have, was there anything that stood out/is raising doubts? Anything you'd like to refute?

Are you worried about moon rocks?
 
OK, he's probably gone for good at this point... but one other thing I'd like to ask...
When wu said this in the press:

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( Source: https://www.inc.com/zoe-henry/women-s-march-2018-startups-celebrate.html )

Do you think there's anything wrong with that statement? Have you ever at any time got the impression that 30 people were associated with Wu's campaign? Did she even invite you?

Do you have a problem with working for someone who tells self-aggrandising lies to the press?
 
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I think he’s crashed into slumber. I give him credit for being up before 3pm though.
 
W person cow said:
I am honored that y'all feel I am a hard worker, and I'm not hurt by all the insults. I know I'm funny looking and kind of insane. But I do work hard! And I appreciate the (mixed) encouragement! Such as it is, lol!

Thanks for congratulating me when I finally got on the City Committee. It took SEVENTEEN MONTHS!

I am going to run for City Council in 2019, so maybe that will be fun to make fun of also. I had a City Councillor threaten to call the cops on me last Tuesday for making fun of him, who says he "owns the police". So that will be fun.

Jeez he's just my 5th cousin, I just call him "my cousin" like he's my first cousin cause it makes him mad. Yes he did make fun of me about my deceased mom in front of the entire caucus of Stoughton Democrats. And yes I did cry about it like a baby. But I called him a murderer in front of everybody back, so we're equally assholes I guess.

Maybe I am delusional. And kinda stupid. But hey, you got to try something. I always liked those stories about delusional stupid guys who tried something crazy. Like The Punisher or Batman.

But anyway, thanks for all the unexpected props. And I still like Brianna, even though some people think that's crazy.
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Wow. This is great! Welcome Warren! As it seems you have already seen, a lot of people here have been rooting for you as the underdog in this whole affair. Per some of your tweets, I just wanted to point out that this site, Kiwi Farms, is not far-right. It's actually pretty apolitical, and I would even venture to say a lot of us are a little left of center, especially those of us in the US. We are here for the LOLZ. LOLZ are our shared cultural touchstone.

As you are likely to know by now, John (aka Brianna) has been internet infamous long before the Congressional run, and has a track record of running grifts and cons, not paying people, a history of anti-social behavior including racist rants, restraining orders, harassment of other transgender people. Beyond this, he is entwined in a ever escalating web of lies in regards to credentials, accomplishments, and capabilities.This is all pretty well covered, and objectively verified. While you could dismiss some of our riffin' in the thread as trolling, it's hard to refute the actual evidence which is verifiable and sourced by 3rd parties.

My questions to you:

1) If this race actually heats up, how is the campaign going to contend with the mountains of readily available evidence that would make your candidate absolutely unelectable in even the most optimistic scenario?

2) How often does John read his own thread here?

3) Has anyone on the campaign staff had the brass to bring up the subject of the hooker / mini-dress campaign uniform to the candidate? For example, how it's way too short, looks unprofessional, and that that if he insists on wearing it to every appearance that he should probably dry-clean it once in a while -- or at least invest in and use a steamer to the point that you can't see the stains over the internet?

Thanks! Also, best of luck on your own political aspirations! I can't vote for you because I don't live in MA, and I wouldn't vote for you since I don't really buy into all the socialist/communist stuff, but you seem like an honest enough guy with your heart in the right place.
 
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Warren, aka @W person cow, welcome to the Farms. I mean that sincerely.

I would like to make a few points and ask you a few questions.

(1) We are not "Nazis" here. Some of the people we watch and comment on are deranged, hate-mongering, racist ultra-conservatives. Look at the Iconoclast thread for proof. Many of the members of this site have political views that are progressive in the extreme.

(2) Brianna Walker Wu is not a "tall, awkward woman." He is a transgender con artist -- with male pattern baldness and the supraorbital ridge of a Neanderthal man (take a close look) -- who has boasted on a transgender forum that he used to have sex with men without telling them of his trans status. Doing this is a crime in many states, but since the claim is a lie, no crime was actually committed.

(3) Your boss claims to have spent "a career" working in tech. Have you ever asked him to name a single company or gavernment agency that employed him? (Some advice: If you ask, you'll be fired.)

(4) Your boss claims to have worked "for years" as an investigative reporter. Have you ever asked him to name a single news outlet that employed him? (Same advice: If you ask, you'll be fired.)

(5) Your boss claims to have worked "for years" as a professional illustrator. Same advice as before.

(6) Your boss claims to have had a career as a professional illustrator. Same advice.

(7) Have you ever asked your boss about the 10 years he spent in college without earning a degree? (Hint: Don't.)

( 8 ) Have you ever seen a picture of your boss before he turned 30? (Don't ask to. It will be a picture of a boy or a man. And you will be fired.)

(9) What would these revelations do to Flynt/Wu's campaign -- and your credibility -- should Stephen Lynch or one of his allies publicize them? (Don't fret too much; Stephen seems content to ignore your boss's scam for the time being.)

If I'm ever in Boston, I'll look you up and buy you a venti mocha frappuccino. We can talk politics. And maybe we'll take your boss out to shop for a wig. That male pattern baldness ain't gonna cure itself.
 
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@W person cow - first off, welcome aboard and good on you for having the gumption to venture into the lions' den. My questions, just out of curiosity:
How did you first get involved in the Wu campaign? Did you have to go interview for the position?
How often do you meet in person with the Wus?
Did you get to use the campaign office back when they were renting one?
Do you ever get to ride in the Porsche?
 
Welcome Warren. My question is in relation to your support of Brianna. From what I see, you're a big fan of Bernie Sanders. There are a lot of candidates in your state that are fans of his too that you could support. Brianna spent most of the primary bashing Bernie in support of Hillary. Here are just a few of her tweets (which have been conveniently deleted).

Why would a big Bernie Sanders fan be supportive of someone who loathed Bernie and his policies just a short while ago?

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Hey Warren, just wanted to say it takes a lot of courage to come in here and honestly answer questions. It's always great for us when we are able to actually engage with the subjects of these forums and I think it is a healthy reminder that we are dealing with real people and not cartoon characters. You are a hard worker with a good heart, and that is worth more signatures than Brianna and Frank could ever pay for.
 
he's been grounded lol

john will absolutely under no circumstances engage with people without controlling the entire exchange and without the option to completely ignore them. that goes for his peons too.

warren probably got a sternly worded email about talking with alt-right neo nazi gamergate terrorists. i want him back, but i doubt it.
 
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oi stop with the Lynchposting and come back (:_(

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@W person cow do you think that lower class urban residents like the idea of illegal immigrants moving into their neighbourhoods and competing for their jobs?

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Always nice when a subject of a thread comes by and doesn't immediately threaten to sue everyone.

Even better if they start to consider that maybe we're not all "alt-right" Trump-loving, card-carrying nazi\KKK members as well. Most of us are probably not all of those things!
 
I'm sad if he doesn't come back. Whatever else I thought of him, I admired his apparent fearlessness.
 
I will be back to answer more questions, but I have to troll Stephen Lynch for a while first. I was just in Weymouth all day talking to voters. Lynch is not some well-liked guy in the district. You might think he is cause he's got the working class accent, but he actually screwed the working class, big time. He is the worst aspects of both a DINO and a neoliberal put together. You might think Brianna is anti-bernie because she said some mean things about Bernie early on and then changed her mind. But Stephen Lynch votes against progressive bill after bill after bill, and then acts like he knows it's what everyone wanted. But that's not what the voters tell me. But anyway, more soon. I am not gone, just working.

Blue Jerkop said:
Always nice when a subject of a thread comes by and doesn't immediately threaten to sue everyone.

Even better if they start to consider that maybe we're not all "alt-right" Trump-loving, card-carrying nazi\KKK members as well. Most of us are probably not all of those things!
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Lol, I will sue you for making the frogs gay!
 
It’s an affront to say Brianna Wu supports progressive politics and simply “changed her mind” when she’s flip flopped so much and clearly targeted Bernie and his fans for months. Why did she delete those tweets if not to hide her past vs just come out and say she was wrong? No one really knows who she truly is or what she actually believes in because she says whatever people want to hear or will go viral on twitter.

These are the worst kinds of people/politicians because you can never trust them. Brianna Wu’s motives are to promote Brianna Wu that’s it.

Also, what are your thoughts on the $150k Brianna Wu has spent on three cars (two Porsche’s!) and claims she and Frank can’t afford to buy a house? Isn’t this just more examples of her lying and not being progressive in any capacity? How can someone who blows so much money possibly understand what working people are going through? Parroting progressive talking points about unions is meaningless.
 
She did come out and specifically say she was wrong, in exactly those words: "I was wrong" on her appearance on the radio show I was working on when I first met her, long before I started working for her. Since then, I have seen her say "I was wrong about Bernie and Hillary" in public at least 5 other times. For a political candidate to say they were wrong takes a lot of guts in my opinion.

Another thing that happened on that radio show appearance was, I grilled her on a list of 18 progressive issues I had in front of me, with Mike the "attack dog" host getting all up in Brianna's face about them. I interviewed a ton of politicians on that show and expected the typical Hillary-style dodge, equivocation, non answers etc. Instead she gave a bold progressive answer on each one! I was impressed! The only thing I disagreed with her on was she said she liked Hillary. I don't like Hillary at all, but for me it's about the issues.

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OK, he's probably gone for good at this point... but one other thing I'd like to ask...
When wu said this in the press:

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( Source: https://www.inc.com/zoe-henry/women-s-march-2018-startups-celebrate.html )

Do you think there's anything wrong with that statement? Have you ever at any time got the impression that 30 people were associated with Wu's campaign? Did she even invite you?

Do you have a problem with working for someone who tells self-aggrandising lies to the press?
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There are currently 4 full-time staff and about 40 volunteers. So I guess that makes the campaign a total of 45 people. Usually it's just a few of us at a time though. But we do go to some events en masse. Such as the Democratic Convention a few days ago.
 
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@W person cow


How do you reconcile all of Brianna's obvious lies, which are documented in detail here?
Do you just not think about it, or do you acknowledge that nothing that comes out of his mouth is true and just let it slide?
How much time does Frank spend with his mouth open? Have you ever considered telling him the soyboy gape makes him look more creepy, not less.
 
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