Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

[W person cow]

I mean, I work in politics. Any inaccurate statements Brianna may have made pale in comparison to Stephen Lynch's nastiness. You'd be surprised how awful the average politician really is. Except Lynch just glides right along almost un-noticed with low voter turnout and apparent blandness. His stump speech before I started making fun of him was "I'm a democrat, vote for democrats". Even though both his opponents are also democrats, and there's actually NO non-democrat on the ballot whatsoever, lol.

You might think Brianna is snobby and mean and exaggerates stuff, but the vast majority of them are even worse, but polished. Brianna pretty much speaks from the heart, like a regular person, instead of burying everything in miles of lawyer-speak. She might get something wrong sometimes and y'all will make fun of that. But I'm a big amateur first-timer too, so you can make fun of me too.

 

[TL 611]

There are currently 4 full-time staff and about 40 volunteers. So I guess that makes the campaign a total of 45 people. Usually it's just a few of us at a time though. But we do go to some events en masse. Such as the Democratic Convention a few days ago.

Are you being paid at-least minimum wage yet? Bri's previous filings indicated that she wasn't adequately compensating you for the hours of work you were putting in.

 

[W person cow]

She was injured riding the bike. She was legit laid up for days after.

@W person cow you still haven’t answered the question about how you feel about Brianna faking an injury so she can play on her $3000 bike and leave you to give a speech in her honor.

 

[polonium]

I mean, I work in politics. Any inaccurate statements Brianna may have made pale in comparison to Stephen Lynch's nastiness. You'd be surprised how awful the average politician really is. Except Lynch just glides right along almost un-noticed with low voter turnout and apparent blandness. His stump speech before I started making fun of him was "I'm a democrat, vote for democrats". Even though both his opponents are also democrats, and there's actually NO non-democrat on the ballot whatsoever, lol.

You might think Brianna is snobby and mean and exaggerates stuff, but the vast majority of them are even worse, but polished. Brianna pretty much speaks from the heart, like a regular person, instead of burying everything in miles of lawyer-speak. She might get something wrong sometimes and y'all will make fun of that. But I'm a big amateur first-timer too, so you can make fun of me too.

Brianna doesn't exaggerate or say "inaccurate" things he outright lies. He has never held any of the jobs he claims, he hasn't written a line of code, he never had to flee his home, nobody ever threatened him. He's not speaking from the heart, the shit just falls out of his mouth.

Also did you ever play revolution 60?

 

[Norvic]

She was injured riding the bike. She was legit laid up for days after.

She was riding the bike starting 10 minutes before the meeting started and proceeding more than 20 minutes in to the event. This was after she called you.
If you truly believe that, then I don't know what to tell you other than perhaps you need to be a good deal less gullible.

Another thing that happened on that radio show appearance was, I grilled her on a list of 18 progressive issues I had in front of me, with Mike the "attack dog" host getting all up in Brianna's face about them. I interviewed a ton of politicians on that show and expected the typical Hillary-style dodge, equivocation, non answers etc. Instead she gave a bold progressive answer on each one! I was impressed! The only thing I disagreed with her on was she said she liked Hillary. I don't like Hillary at all, but for me it's about the issues.

Come on dude. You know why politicians give those "non-answers" as you call them, you're not that stupid. Because their words bind them. You went down your checklist of things you wanted, and she told you in every case exactly what you wanted to hear. If I remember rightly we've got a thread in this forum that keeps occasional tabs on everything Wu has so far promised will be her top priority if elected. The list is now so long you'd think she were running for Maximum Dictator For Life, not a 2 year term in the house of representatives.

Every time she hears something people say they want, suddenly not only is she all for it but it's something she's going to be actively working towards when elected (hah!) It's 3 months to the election and nowhere has she ever proposed a specific policy with detailed proposals and costings, and how it's going to be paid for. It's the most superficial and cynical possible imitation of a political campaign you're ever likely to see.

Edit:

Also, not sure how many days you were thinking of, but here's a photo of Wu out and about just two days later.

I think you took it, so I'm not sure how you came to that conclusion. Face it dude, she straight up lied to you because she doesn't take any of this shit seriously.

 

[Sissy Galvez]

I mean, I work in politics. Any inaccurate statements Brianna may have made pale in comparison to Stephen Lynch's nastiness. You'd be surprised how awful the average politician really is. Except Lynch just glides right along almost un-noticed with low voter turnout and apparent blandness. His stump speech before I started making fun of him was "I'm a democrat, vote for democrats". Even though both his opponents are also democrats, and there's actually NO non-democrat on the ballot whatsoever, lol.

You might think Brianna is snobby and mean and exaggerates stuff, but the vast majority of them are even worse, but polished. Brianna pretty much speaks from the heart, like a regular person, instead of burying everything in miles of lawyer-speak. She might get something wrong sometimes and y'all will make fun of that. But I'm a big amateur first-timer too, so you can make fun of me too.

So your answer is “it’s ok Brianna Wu lies and exaggerated about her career and everything else because other politicians are worse”?

That’s a pretty terrible answer, Warren. We should expect better from progressive candidates. I don’t know many politicians that have completely fabricated jobs and experience like Brianna Wu has. Brianna’s origin story is completely full of lies right down to her never having graduated from college. We had the schools confirm it and she had a meltdown on Twitter about it.

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

You might think Brianna is snobby and mean and exaggerates stuff, but the vast majority of them are even worse, but polished. . . . She might get something wrong sometimes and y'all will make fun of that. But I'm a big amateur first-timer too, so you can make fun of me too.

Careful there, Warren. We'd like for you to stay employed. This is not the way to achieve that goal when your employer is a narcissistic, vengeful, imbecilic, pathological liar.

And Flynt/Wu doesn't "get something wrong sometimes." He gets everything wrong all the time and then either defends it to the last ditch or deletes the tweet and pretends it never happened. For example, he still maintains that you can "drop" something off the moon and that it will speed away and hit the Earth. More stupid than this you cannot get.

 

[Optimus Prime]

For example, he still maintains that you can "drop" something off the moon and that it will speed away and hit the Earth. More stupid than this you cannot get.

I dunno, with that kind of logic, it's only a matter of time before they believe that the moon itself will fall out of gravity and then it'll be the plot of LoZ:Majora's Mask in real life*

(*for those who somehow don't know, it's essentially the moon falling from the sky to crush civilization)

 

[Kosher Dill]

There are currently 4 full-time staff

Does the campaign provide healthcare and benefits for the full-timers or are you guys all on Romneycare?

 

[Norvic]

Does the campaign provide healthcare and benefits for the full-timers or are you guys all on Romneycare?

I'll eat my hat if it turns out Wu is actually doing anything more than occasionally chucking money at randos and claiming it's contract work. Dealing with payroll taxes and suchlike like all the proper campaigns do with their employees is way too much effort for Wu's scampaign.

 

[W person cow]

Lol well these are mostly just opinions. Brianna is pretty fun to work for at the moment, but if she turns into an evil monster I will work for somebody else. I think she genuinely has a progressive position on the main issues of today. She's not some seasoned political mastermind, but she's smart, and for a first time candidate I think she is doing a pretty darn good job. I got offered a job with a different candidate instead, and although he may have more political experience than Brianna does, I stayed with Brianna. Because she is fun, she has fun, and it's fun to work for her. I think that y'all will probably agree she is fun, since you have a whole forum LOLing about her. Mostly laughing at her, and at me, but that's okay. As you may have seen watching my ridiculously bad movie Pony Trouble, I don't mind looking like the low budget idiot I am, as long as I can get my "insane" message out. And for the record:
-Yes, that movie, incredibly bad as it was, did convince Hasbro to make Friendship Is Magic, which launched the Brony movement. They sent me a cease and desist letter from making the movie if it had any of their trademarks in it, so I took all trademark references out and made it anyway. And they were like "wow this movie is incredibly bad, but maybe this kid is onto something about an adult fan base for My Little Pony." And thus, extremely sketchy history was made, lol.
-No it does not have any rape scenes in it. There is a lady dipping used tampons in a dude's mouth however. And there is a scene where a dude breaks into a lady's house by smashing a window with a garden gnome and then kisses her. Which my girlfriend informs me is bad, so sorry about that scene. Overall it's a very ridiculous, bad, and often boring movie. But there is no sex or nudity in it. But lots of perversion. And ponies. And too-long makeout scenes. And robots and stupid stuff like that. What can I say. I had a very stupid message that I needed to convey about ponies, and imagined a future in which there was a Brony movement. Except they aren't called Bronies in the movie, they're just called "pony friends". The whole thing turned out way different in real life than I had imagined. And I didn't think it would even... who knew that an absurd scenario in which masses of people are obsessed with My Little Pony as adults and form actual cults over it would actually turn into REAL REALITY? There have been no pony-motivated killing sprees in real life like there were in the movie though, that I am aware of, so that's good.
-I'm so flattered to hear I sort of look like John Lydon! I know I have "the crazy eyes" and he's one person who wears them well. But I probably look more like Carrot Top, but with more receding hair, less muscles, and a chipped tooth and dirty shoes. Or like, I don't know, like Stephen Lynch and Carrot Top mutated and had too much coffee or something. Stephen Lynch looks like a cross between my grandmother and Orville Redenbacher.

I don't know about dropping but the moon's gravity is pretty light, right? Maybe launching? I heard a dude hit a golf ball on the moon and it went into orbit!

 

[Cyber Bowling]

I mean, I work in politics. Any inaccurate statements Brianna may have made pale in comparison to Stephen Lynch's nastiness. You'd be surprised how awful the average politician really is. Except Lynch just glides right along almost un-noticed with low voter turnout and apparent blandness. His stump speech before I started making fun of him was "I'm a democrat, vote for democrats". Even though both his opponents are also democrats, and there's actually NO non-democrat on the ballot whatsoever, lol.

You might think Brianna is snobby and mean and exaggerates stuff, but the vast majority of them are even worse, but polished. Brianna pretty much speaks from the heart, like a regular person, instead of burying everything in miles of lawyer-speak. She might get something wrong sometimes and y'all will make fun of that. But I'm a big amateur first-timer too, so you can make fun of me too.

Are there any specific things that you think Brianna has lied about or exaggerated/are there any current issues where you two don't really see eye to eye? Are there any areas you think Wu needs to improve on or potential policy choices you disagree with?

 

[Norvic]

Yes, that movie, incredibly bad as it was, did convince Hasbro to make Friendship Is Magic, which launched the Brony movement.

You don't actually believe that do you? That's even more batshit than "Stephen Lynch is my cousin."

 

[Kosher Dill]

Let's give Warren a chance to catch up, there are like 10 pages of back questions he hasn't made it through yet.

 

[Particle Bored]

She did come out and specifically say she was wrong, in exactly those words: "I was wrong" on her appearance on the radio show I was working on when I first met her, long before I started working for her. Since then, I have seen her say "I was wrong about Bernie and Hillary" in public at least 5 other times. For a political candidate to say they were wrong takes a lot of guts in my opinion.

Another thing that happened on that radio show appearance was, I grilled her on a list of 18 progressive issues I had in front of me, with Mike the "attack dog" host getting all up in Brianna's face about them. I interviewed a ton of politicians on that show and expected the typical Hillary-style dodge, equivocation, non answers etc. Instead she gave a bold progressive answer on each one! I was impressed! The only thing I disagreed with her on was she said she liked Hillary. I don't like Hillary at all, but for me it's about the issues.

Can you provide a link to said interview?

Also just a side note: the point about Bri riding the exerbike during the meeting isn’t just hot air from a hate forum, it’s documented and verifiable by the online records supplied by the bike itself. I’m sure someone can dig out the link if desired.

And yeah, politicians lie, but as has been stated, outside of very few outlying cases like Elizabeth “we wuz injuns” Warren, they generally don’t fabricate their professional histories out of whole cloth.

 

[W person cow]

Are there any specific things that you think Brianna has lied about or exaggerated/are there any current issues where you two don't really see eye to eye? Are there any areas you think Wu needs to improve on or potential policy choices you disagree with?

On policy issues we 100% agree, as far as I can tell. Maybe she's a bit more anti-gun than me?
On the importance of different issues to us, that varies but I'm cool with that. She knows more than me about tech issues, and I know more about poor people maybe cause I am one. So she can be like "why is this town so poor, how can we help them" and then I figure out what people to meet in the town and she meets them. People care most about bread and butter issues, so I help her out with finding those in the district. She is *awesome* with women and women's groups, and tech people and rich people and smart people.
I don't particularly care about Russian hackers over any other kind of hackers. I feel like honestly that Wikileaks did some good stuff.
And I'm more of the "OMG Bernie is my hero, time to fanboy out" type whereas she's like "I agree with Bernie on all the issues and am amazed by the success of his movement, pushing for things I didn't think were at all possible. But I used to be mad at him for opposing Hillary, whom I still admire for her persistence and strength as a woman." Which is again, fine by me. For me it's about the issues.

Can you provide a link to said interview?
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Yes but i might not have time to dig it up right away. It's an episode of The Young Jurks so maybe a search for "young jurks brianna wu" will bring it up. She was on 3 times, and the host Mike is mean to *every* politician we have on. He's like a conservative progressive libertarian something. But she got our endorsement as hosts and cohost and sidekick after the first show along with Mike Connolly, Tito Jackson and only a few others. Cause we grill all of em, I have to like the progressive stuff about the person, Mike has to like the libertarian stuff, and Brian looks them up and digs dirt about them. Lauren I don't know, she makes jokes and just sizes the person up by their vibe.

 

[Kosher Dill]

Brian looks them up and digs dirt about them

Fire him.

 

[Richard Stabone]

Thanks for the answers Warren.

You mention 4 full time staff members but in the financial disclosures it only shows you being paid. And that payment is nowhere near a living wage for full time work.

Is she not paying you all for full time work or not filing her FEC reports properly?

 

[Dr. Merkwurdichliebe]

I don't know about dropping but the moon's gravity is pretty light, right? Maybe launching? I heard a dude hit a golf ball on the moon and it went into orbit!

You see the point but aren't getting it. Flynt/Wu -- the self-proclaimed genius engineer with no degree and not a single day's employent as an engineer -- didn't say launch. He said drop, which is fantastically stupid and is the chief reason he received mainstream media ridicule for being an utter moron.

Egregious blunders in diction are a daily occurrence with your boss, who, in addition to his other issues, is a semiliterate dumbass. Read his tweets and notice the frequent grammatical blunders and routine misspellings, not to mention the hilarious factual errors like his recent howlingly stupid reference to the Fifth Reich.

EDIT TO ADD:

About the golf ball: You heard wrong. A golf ball fired from a gun would not reach orbital velocity on the moon, much less escape velocity. To fire rocks from the moon to the Earth, you would need rockets or a rail gun. But your boss still claims that dropping them will get the job done.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Glancing through this from what I've seen, "She has progressive values!" over and over doesn't really answer anything. Why does she lie about how she had to replace her (newly bought, ruined by her) Audi TT with a Porsche that she lies about being cheaper than a new Honda? And why does she then decide she needs another, brand new Porsche, while trying to pass herself off as some sort of working class hero? Where did she get her engineering degree? What papers did she ever write for, and can we see some articles she wrote while she was being an "investigative crime reporter?" Why does she still collect Patreon money for doing nothing related to that Patreon for 2+ years? Why is she using campaign money to pay for trips to faraway conventions that have nothing to do with anything or anyone where she is trying to get elected? Does she only own one dress?

Just scratching the surface with that and "She's progressive!" doesn't answer any of them.