Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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As much as I still think Warren is batshit crazy, you really do have to admire his naive enthusiasm through this joke of a "campaign."

@Kroster what do the local Dems make of Warren in all this? As much of a joke as Flu? Worthy of pity? They have to be aware of how Flu just kind of shits on/ignores him day to day.
 
I sincerely apologise to any Massachusetts Democrats hanging around here because it's just too easy for them to fall prey to this shittery and thereby demonstrate their massive ignorance about the people whom they lend support to.

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Pocket_Sand! said:
As much as I still think Warren is batshit crazy, you really do have to admire his naive enthusiasm through this joke of a "campaign."

@Kroster what do the local Dems make of Warren in all this? As much of a joke as Flu? Worthy of pity? They have to be aware of how Flu just kind of shits on/ignores him day to day.
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Everyone thinks he's crazy.

And nobody in the history of the Democrat State Convention has ever gotten a blowout for it, least of all her. Everyone is wearing ugly campaign t shirts and half the arena is hung over from the pre-parties the night before. What bullshit.
 
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Anyone care to posit toward what a "tredend" is? I thought maybe it was a stoned typing of some obscure colloquial phrase, "tread end", which would be akin to a "workhorse" ... but I looked around and it turns out that phrase only exists in my head.

So what could Warren mean? Is he like some sort of universal key a la the girl protagonist in The Fifth Element? Is "tredend" some new organization soon to drop on gimmeschekels.com ? Something else?
 
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Anyone care to posit toward what a "tredend" is? I thought maybe it was a stoned typing of some obscure colloquial phrase, "tread end", which would be akin to a "workhorse" ... but I looked around and it turns out that phrase only exists in my head.

So what could Warren mean? Is he like some sort of universal key a la the girl protagonist in The Fifth Element? Is "tredend" some new organization soon to drop on gimmeschekels.com ? Something else?
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https://www.patreon.com/warrenlynch/overview

Who the fuck is donating over $85 a month?? He literally says if you donate that much you get his phone number to "call and harass" with artistic ideas.
 
LesbianSleepoverParty said:
https://www.patreon.com/warrenlynch/overview

Who the fuck is donating over $85 a month?? He literally says if you donate that much you get his phone number to "call and harass" with artistic ideas.
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This dude right here thinking anyone is going to pitch him the next breakthrough idea that he will steal to (re)launch his directing career, and PAY HIM FOR THE PRIVILEGE! I mean for fucks sake you can already pitch him ideas over twitter that he won't use for free....
 
Warren, I hope you notice all the posts by people saying that they like you. I also hope you read all of the many posts pointing out what a user John is. I wish you nothing but the best, and don't be surprised when Johnny decides you're useless to her and drops you without a word of warning or explanation.

Warren does seem to be handling the news of his thread well, though.
 
This is your chance, Warren. You can be a Congressman, too. Fight Kiwi Farms and win!

Don't forget to order a fucking pizza.
 
I wanted to clarify that in this thread we doubted if the signatures will be gathered organically, and they were NOT. Bri had to hire a company for like 60% of the signatures.

I find it interesting that Warren completely skipped the part of the thread where we expose JWF campaign as a pure scam. Make no mistake Warren, it's unlikely you would be honored by a thread on KF if you didn't get involved in this mess...
 
I am honored that y'all feel I am a hard worker, and I'm not hurt by all the insults. I know I'm funny looking and kind of insane. But I do work hard! And I appreciate the (mixed) encouragement! Such as it is, lol!

Thanks for congratulating me when I finally got on the City Committee. It took SEVENTEEN MONTHS!

I am going to run for City Council in 2019, so maybe that will be fun to make fun of also. I had a City Councillor threaten to call the cops on me last Tuesday for making fun of him, who says he "owns the police". So that will be fun.

Jeez he's just my 5th cousin, I just call him "my cousin" like he's my first cousin cause it makes him mad. Yes he did make fun of me about my deceased mom in front of the entire caucus of Stoughton Democrats. And yes I did cry about it like a baby. But I called him a murderer in front of everybody back, so we're equally assholes I guess.

Maybe I am delusional. And kinda stupid. But hey, you got to try something. I always liked those stories about delusional stupid guys who tried something crazy. Like The Punisher or Batman.

But anyway, thanks for all the unexpected props. And I still like Brianna, even though some people think that's crazy.

Haha, you go out and get 2,000 signatures without some help from a professional dude. Or name another campaign that didn't. There are a few, but Stephen Lynch ain't one of em :)
 
@W person cow is verified.

Warren, I have one question for you. Why does Brianna lie about being transgender? You would imagine, in a world where disturbed and outright dangerous transgender people claim far more media attention than the rest of the trans community combined, Wu would be dedicated to providing more positive role models for young people with dysphoria. You'd think Wu would want to tell the world, "I'm a success and you can be one too". Why hide it? Why lie? Anyone can tell by looking at them.
 
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