Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

[Peace and Harmony]

Well at least ONE nigga is hitting the campaign trail HARD

Uhhh is this supposed to be a good thing?

This is just animal cruelty or some shit.

 

[IAmNotAlpharius]

Since Brianna doesn't live in the district she's running for, can she even vote for herself? Also, does Warren actually live there too or does he travel to campaign for Wu?

 

[Kosher Dill]

Top things Hull voters don't like about John:
- He left their town off his first and only pamphlet

 

[break these cuffs]

Since Brianna doesn't live in the district she's running for, can she even vote for herself? Also, does Warren actually live there too or does he travel to campaign for Wu?

Their most recent move put the ghoul and his henchling in Dedham, which is in MA-8. Warren lives in Malden, which is in the 5th. Malden is a northern suburb of Boston and most of the 8th is south of the city.

Spoiler: map

 

[Apteryx Owenii]

A wonderful example of why you shouldn't do your own graphic design. Seriously, would have killed her to drop a few hundred bucks to get some professional advice on this? It's not like it's her money anyway.

It's boring though

I'm sure Wu would much rather spend the campaign money on potbelly sandwiches, tech equipment that can be used for other purposes and absurd trips out of district. None of this will help win the election but then again, nothing will.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

We might need to start keeping a live database of political candidates who endorse lol-cows for public positions.

 

[Karl der Grosse]

Man, a Warren run in 2019 sounds like an absolutely great idea.

 

[break these cuffs]

Man, a Warren run in 2019 sounds like an absolutely great idea.

This, but unironically.

 

[DragoonSierra]

@Peace and Harmony What will happen to this thread when the primary is over?

 

[smackpops]

I imagine the thread will go on? not like Warren is gonna stop being a weirdo.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

The threads keep going until either my lol-cows die or I do.

 

[polonium]

The threads keep going until either my lol-cows die or I do.

If Warren kills John and wears his skin, will their threads be merged?

 

[Very Honest Content]

Finally, a feel good lolcow. You need a couple of these interspersed among the rest of the wreckage, to be fair. Is there a lead level limit for elected public office holders at the state or national level?

 

[Chemical snorfare]

If Warren kills John and wears his skin, will their threads be merged?

I'm not convinced that's the right way round.

 

[Peace and Harmony]

:islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic:

 

[break these cuffs]

:islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic::islamic:

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The depths of Warren's degeneracy know no bounds. Why did that have to be the butt pic you posted my dude?

 

[polonium]

I'm not convinced that's the right way round.

John would have to get Frank to pay someone to do it.

e. noticed a typo

 

[Peace and Harmony]

feat. bonus powerlevelling by one Kim Orange

 

[Dimethyl Ketone]

The depths of Warren's degeneracy know no bounds. Why did that have to be the butt pic you posted my dude?

Right??? What is that, some animated I Dream Of Jeannie thing?
Why not just use your own OC, Warren?

Spoiler: Islamic Content

Super Slut to the rescueeeeeeeee:

Oh yeah, she probably won't cum over anymore since you jizzed

In her eye

Last time she was in your apartment....

 

[Peace and Harmony]

Not when I shift into caffeine overdose