Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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Pfft, two cups of coffee, like that's drug use?
Ask sempai about 11 ambians.
 
Warren is LARPing as some sort of twitter-famous goon. Thinks he is excelling because, whilst his follower count doesn't even reach 300, he is already experiencing the 100K level: where you find out your long lost cousin is an evil nazi muddah fuckah but you're totally gonna stop him with your LGTBTQBTRQBBCGFGNAH-friendly policies (well, vicariously through Bribri's SuperCAMPAIGN ). And Super Slut. She's real. And a follower.

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nets_awesome said:
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God damn Wu is bad at press. First of all, you can spend more on a watch or cufflinks more than Wu's new penis replacement VW p-car is. Guys can and do.

Now let's pretend Wu wasn't a screeching retarded harpy, men and women need hair care and wardrobe (being odd since he has one gut belt and misshapen little black dress) Fuck your normal stylist go to the hood, have them do you up. Get a pic. Empowering small self employed people, double points if not white.

But I thought John had this big staff, someone probably can do this for him right? I mean for this huge following he's got wouldn't one of them have a hook up? I mean one of his many many voters would glady do it for you. People hook up those they want to win an election both because they support them, and they hope a kick back either openly like the published fact you were X's hair person or a sweet heart deal down the line.

John knows nothing about networking since he's well a screeching harpy that only has one burnt our spastic in his corner, that gets neglected more than his dogs.

Perhaps I'm a bit more grumpy as I paid quite the dry cleaning bill today, so no boys (who still admit they are) still pay big bucks to look good.
 
Most women actually enjoy going to the salon and spending money on their hair or their nails. John looks at like it’s such a chore but only because the women stop and stare at him like he’s a shinigami.
 
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