Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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Peace and Harmony said:
Well nigga you can kiss this election goodbye.

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Woaaaah. I checked this Sam Hammar person out though, apparently they are just some other "technologist" trying to run for congress with absolutely no interest -- average tweet gets like 3 likes / retweets, is not actually in office, seems to have a similar nothingness campaign like Bribri but without the lolness. So.... basically endorsed by nobody.
 
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She looks like the alien from Communion
 
Kosher Dill said:
That's actually half-decent as Wu pictures go. No dyed hair, angled so that the weird mouth looks almost-not-weird, and strategically cropped to hide the goliath stature, stained clothing, and empty surroundings.
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He still looks like Yertle the Turtle trying to fart quietly.
 
jace821 said:
Warren accepted me as a Facebook friend! Senpai noticed me!
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He reads this thread. If you didn't already delay this victory message a bit, I suggest you do so you can keep that "friendship" under the radar. But hell, you probably already did that so you could be anyone on his list, right?? :pinetar:
 
Dimethyl Ketone said:
He reads this thread. If you didn't already delay this victory message a bit, I suggest you do so you can keep that "friendship" under the radar. But hell, you probably already did that so you could be anyone on his list, right?? :pinetar:
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Why would I need to keep it under the radar? Warren owns and is >>>>> than John Walker Flynt Wu
 
jace821 said:
Why would I need to keep it under the radar? Warren owns and is >>>>> than John Walker Flynt Wu
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Lolcows are known for doing mass friend-purges of trolls and troll suspect. I was just making a suggestion to hopefully prevent your culling from the m1lk-list. Also a side effect in that when he reads this thread he won't know who to trust in his "friends" list.
But of course you're free to not take my advice and proceed however you please :)
 
Dimethyl Ketone said:
Is she passing the bucks around through back channels or how is she suddenly getting endorsements? Maybe just overwhelmed PR agent that doesn't have the 30 seconds to search "Brianna Wu?"
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Warren was reaching out to people last week begging for endorsements, and there's been another endorsement from someone equally unimportant, and who also doesn't live in the 8th district. Lunenburg isn't even close. I think that everyone providing endorsements has no clue who Brianna is and hasn't been paying any attention to this race, and they were talked into it by Warren. Good life lesson to actually research what you're signing your name to.
 
More evidence that Warren is an alternate-reality Brianna. Did the train give you amnesia, Warren?

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Just imagine. If Warren hadn’t detransitioned, he might have landed a wealthy spouse like Frank.
 
ZKWNordman said:
More evidence that Warren is an alternate-reality Brianna. Did the train give you amnesia, Warren?

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Just imagine. If Warren hadn’t detransitioned, he might have landed a wealthy spouse like Frank.
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Absolutely love how Warren "MY BRAIN HAS BEEN FARMED!!" Lynch considers thinking-up a dumb run-on sentence of a thought as "exercise." Kind of like the other day when he bragged about working hard by sleeping, dreaming of an idea, waking up and writing it down. He was so exhausted from that "exercise" he had to go right back to sleep, errm I mean work.

Also grats on thinking that your Pony Trouble wiccan rape snuff film started any kind of movement, other than on moving you one step closer to the nuthouse, Warren. Bravo. I'm actually really surprised that the unrelated short he included half-way in that movie, including a super hero of his own creation, "Super Slut" didn't start a movement.
 
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I really tried to give this article a fair shake but I just couldn't make sense of what it was trying to say. Then I saw that it seemed to imply that it was in support of the massive hatemob currently around Junot Diaz and figured that it belonged in the fucking trash.

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Degenerates hosting degenerates

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Warren, it should really tell you something that you found it easier to recruit people for "Pony Trouble" than you do for John's campaign.

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Oh huh, the boss actually peaks in, that's pretty weird.

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Peace and Harmony said:
Degenerates hosting degenerates

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Warren, it should really tell you something that you found it easier to recruit people for "Pony Trouble" than you do for John's campaign.

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Oh huh, the boss actually peaks in, that's pretty weird.

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What? "Focuses on income inequality??" Like the inequality about how you do literally nothing and make (including Frank) 6-8 times that of your neighbour? And I thought your campaign was focused on tech and wymns rights anyway? Or impeaching trump. Or whatever tops the buzzfeed "Doctors hate these 10 Secret Issues This One Housewife In [geo area baesd on your ip] Says you need to care about and lost 120 pounds in 6 seconds!"
 
I guess it's true. Tards of a feather flock together. I feel like at this point the only people who support Wu are lolcows in their own rights....
 
Wu's going to have a hard time claiming that her campaign has anything to do with income inequality when she doesn't know anything about the subject, has never mentioned anything about the subject, and doesn't care at all about the subject. She'll do it anyway, and the people who haven't been paying attention and don't live near the 8th district will keep being her cheerleader, but every time she does something like this a few more people will wake up and realize what a fraud she is.

DragoonSierra said:
Is that an actual fucking endorsement?
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From a random person who doesn't live anywhere near the 8th district. There's a second endorsement somewhere, also from a totally unimportant person who doesn't live in the 8th district. That's all Warren could find after getting in touch with everyone he could think of.
 
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