Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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I'm among those who really like Warren. This thread is fun and I'm rooting for him to get Wu on the ballot because it will continue the story. Will Wu get invited to attend debates? Will she even show up, or will Warren have to fill in at the last moment?? Will he get on TV as Wu's debate surrogate, go viral, and get sponsorship deals that make him a wealthy Instagram influencer? Anything could happen
 
Dimethyl Ketone said:
"We" ?? ... does Warren think he's going to have some kind of politcal power IF BriBri wins? I can't remember anywhere that John claims that Warren will be a staff member or anything. And I thought Warren was trying ( and failing ) to get some City Council post for himself?
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I don't recall Warren ever mentioning that he'd be a staff member. I can't imagine him being qualified for anything, but I doubt Wu would have resumes flowing in for open positions. Who knows.

lindsayfan said:
Will Wu get invited to attend debates? Will she even show up, or will Warren have to fill in at the last moment??
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Nah fam, there probably won't be any debates. There almost certainly will never be anything televised. They may appear together at a candidate forum for a high-profile dem group, but they won't be facing off or taking questions.
 
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Dude's kind of unhealthily obsessed. It'd be fitting if Wu's political career ends because her only campaign staffer was caught naked in Lynch's house, covered with vaseline and clutching a knife.
 
I strongly doubt Stephen Lynch fled his presence knowingly and in fear. But it's not good for him to say such a thing where others can see. He may find himself a person of interest if he keeps this up.
 
AprilRains said:
I strongly doubt Stephen Lynch fled his presence knowingly and in fear. But it's not good for him to say such a thing where others can see. He may find himself a person of interest if he keeps this up.
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“Earl, would you please lose that weirdo before he does something stupid like try to jump on the windshield?”
 
Warren is what we’d have if “Crazy J” never found Frank and got the money to transition. Same crazy hair, crazy eyes, and crazy behavior.

Warren is just Brianna minus the gift of grift.
 
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Can a political campaign issue a restraining order against a member of an opponent's? Warren really is unhealthily obsessed with Stephen.

And taking pictures with your phone while driving is a stupid idea if you want to stay alive. Vehicular manslaughter is the last thing Brianna need connected to her congressional run, even if it got rid of the competition.
 
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Dude's kind of unhealthily obsessed. It'd be fitting if Wu's political career ends because her only campaign staffer was caught naked in Lynch's house, covered with vaseline and clutching a knife.
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Taking pictures whilst driving? "Speeding off in fear" whilst hitting the breaks?

Alternate timeline: Warren tried to take a picture, Stephen rolled down the window and asked, simply, "Whose yo mudda?" and Warren was so stunned he lost the ability to drive and by the time he came to, Ol' Cousin had pulled up in traffic.
 
AprilRains said:
I strongly doubt Stephen Lynch fled his presence knowingly and in fear. But it's not good for him to say such a thing where others can see. He may find himself a person of interest if he keeps this up.
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I wouldn't be surprised if Lynch's office has talked to Capitol Police about Warren.
 
Brianna Wu's fame is solely on the back of screeching for mean words on the internet to be banned and the FBI to be arresting shitposters. Yet she allows her only campaign staffer to post re/tarded shit on the internet all the time.

But on the other hand there have been way too many Kiwis on this page who seem to be treating Warren's dumb shitposting as something that should be brought to the attention of Capitol Police.
 
Sissy Galvez said:
First comment of course is the “they want trannies dead” bullshit.

Because if you don’t want to suck tranny dick you must want to kill them.
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For trannies, making them responsible for their own actions is tantamount to murder
 
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