Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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Trying to convince Brianna to perhaps be less ambitious?

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A new secret dude! Secret dude got 200 signatures. Sounds like Brianna or more likely Frank finally decided to shell out money for this, probably to avoid the embarrassment of not even breaking 25%. Any thoughts on how much this is costing is out of pocket?

The secret dude sounds like he might be competent if he’s actually getting valid signatures. Could the campaign have actually snagged a functional member of society?
 
The secret dude sounds like he might be competent if he’s actually getting valid signatures. Could the campaign have actually snagged a functional member of society?

I honestly will not be surprised if this dude turns out to be an actually competent political operative some day. He is completely insane, but that is actually a plus in politics. I wish him luck.
 
Tuesday summary: Warren froze his ass off in subway stations and ghettos while John stayed at home and played with his toys / started Internet slapfights, not even bothering to advertise his own fucking event. Farcical beyond belief. Warren my dude, check John's Twatter sometime.
 
How does Warren not realize how little John cares about his own fake campaign?
 
Only over 1300 signatures still needed... didn't Wu have a comeback on twitter recently that basically said "ppft we're almost done with getting on the ballot, we'll be good in two weeks"
 
I honestly will not be surprised if this dude turns out to be an actually competent political operative some day. He is completely insane, but that is actually a plus in politics. I wish him luck.

Warren's highly motivated, fanatically loyal, and not particularity bright or likely to ask questions. Those aren't terrible or undesirable traits for a low level political operative.
 
Warren's highly motivated, fanatically loyal, and not particularity bright or likely to ask questions. Those aren't terrible or undesirable traits for a low level political operative.

On the other hand, he obviously couldn't organise a piss up in a brewery. I think he was supposed to be Wu's campaign manager, but he's done precious little to suggest he's suitable for the role. Hell, if this new "secret guy" who is apparently good at collecting signatures is real, I don't see what Warren is even doing on the campaign any more. Wu would have only been too happy to give him any authority over her campaign he asked for, because she's too fucking lazy to do anything about it herself. In the 3+ months he's worked for her he's never asked.

He'd be a decent volunteer if he were properly directed by a real campaign, but you couldn't actually employ him because he has no initiative to take tasks in hand.
 
Warren's highly motivated, fanatically loyal, and not particularity bright or likely to ask questions. Those aren't terrible or undesirable traits for a low level political operative.

I think he might even kill for his candidate of choice. Possibly even when asked to.
 
Yes and no. He’s motivated, but he’s also a nutter who picks fights with congressmen and imagines that they’re cousins.
The guy is a major Bernie bro who clearly hasn’t done any research into John/Brianna’s tweet history during the election. John is paying lip service to actual progressives because all he cares about is getting elected for power and prestige.

Dunno how else to explain how Warren can support someone who supported the She-Devil Hillary and shat all over people like Warren and called them misogynists
 
LOL, Frank made it despite his full time job. Brianna didn't, despite sitting at home eating twinkies all day.
 
So the "secret dude". Is he being kept secret from us, or secret from Warren?
 
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