Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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The only thing missing from this story is a laugh track and me killing myself.

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Sneakily leaving out Bri's donation page. God Warren, trying to keep all the Porsche rides to yourself??

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Peace and Harmony said:
Fuck. I came here to shitpost, not to feel.

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"My mom is still deceased". Can we add that to the random txt?


Flopwop said:
The only thing missing from this story is a laugh track and me killing myself.

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Sneakily leaving out Bri's donation page. God Warren, trying to keep all the Porsche rides to yourself??

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Why does every one of warrens fairytales happen at a gas station? And why would you get the majority of your stories from a gas station when you can't even drive?
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Holy fuck is Warren actually not being paid

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They gave him $1000 last year and have... what? They’ve been dangling a mangled carrot on a stick all these months since, promising to pay more once certain milestones were reached?

Warren is one illness away from real homelessness.

For those just joining the thread, Brianna is a sociopath on top of everything else.
 
ZKWNordman said:
They gave him $1000 last year and have... what? They’ve been dangling a mangled carrot on a stick all these months since, promising to pay more once certain milestones were reached?

Warren is one illness away from real homelessness.

For those just joining the thread, Brianna is a sociopath on top of everything else.
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Sounds just like the way John/Brianna ran giant spacekat.
 
Peace and Harmony said:
Poor Warren, can nothing ever go right?

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So, what I'm getting here is that almost no-one gives a shit about Malden politics, and the few that do are keeping away to ensure there's never enough people to vote the absolute lunatic(s) into even the vaguest position of power.

Low-level politics are usually the home of old biddies and a local businessman or two. It's often surprisingly easy for a tiny number of batshit extremos to take over a small political group, as long as there aren't many people to actively oppose them. That Warren and his pal can't even do that is spectacular, really.

Crying and holding hands sounds more like kindergarten than politics.
 
I get that Warren is very naive and passionate about politics. But the dude is legit crazy as is, Stee, his girlfriend. They’re both nuts so what possesses someone to want to put two crazies on the democratic comittee? We all hated having crazy Michelle Bachman in power, it’s not any better if the crazy person is a “progressive”.
 
So am I the only one who finds it hilarious that Warren is closer to getting elected to public office than Wu, who he has spent the past few months shilling for?
 
Of all the crappy things B
Butta Face Lopez said:
What are the racial demographics of "uppity" Malden?
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I think of it as very white, but I don't know. Maybe a large hispanic/portuguese immigrant population, because lots of cities up there have that, but that's very unlikely to be reflected in the city democratic committee. I'd bet nearly everyone in that room was white. Warren was using the word wrong, and it's very weird and awkward that he did.

Here's their Twitter. It was a room full of white people. Warren is so fucking batshit. How can he not know that uppity has racial connotations that he should stay far away from? https://twitter.com/maldendems
 
ZKWNordman said:
They gave him $1000 last year and have... what? They’ve been dangling a mangled carrot on a stick all these months since, promising to pay more once certain milestones were reached?

Warren is one illness away from real homelessness.

For those just joining the thread, Brianna is a sociopath on top of everything else.
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My question is “does Warren know Warren got paid $1000 last year?” We know it because it was recorded as a campaign expense. But did any money actually change hands?

Peace and Harmony said:
Poor Warren, can nothing ever go right?

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“Progressive Mark Bernstein” please tell me that that isn’t famed wikipedia lunatic Mark “Reichstag” Bernstein?
 
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