Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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If this doesn't redpill a nigga I don't know what will.

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Warren should just change the petition to his name. He's doing all the work and now giving the speeches. He's pretty much the candidate.

Warren Lynch 2018
 
Sam Losco said:
Warren should just change the petition to his name. He's doing all the work and now giving the speeches. He's pretty much the candidate.

Warren Lynch 2018
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Let's be honest, Warren makes the better candidate. Would you rather your representative be that dude weed lmao stoner Berniebro, or your representative be a creepy tranny scammer? Unlike Frank and Brianna, who are very morally questionable people, Warren is just some crazy idiot you can't help but love.
 
I'm going to post an unpopular opinion and say that Warren's not doing that bad of a job. Despite being batshit insane and barely functional he's accomplished more than his boss.
 
Ruin said:
I'm going to post an unpopular opinion and say that Warren's not doing that bad of a job. Despite being batshit insane and barely functional he's accomplished more than his boss.
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He's doing well for a guy that wakes up at 4 PM and looks like he's constantly strung out on bathtub crank. Yeah, he does more work that either of the Wu's, but we're clearly grading on a major curve here.

He does seem very dedicated, but it's hilarious that he has no clue what he's doing. It's almost adorable.
 
Save the Loli said:
Let's be honest, Warren makes the better candidate. Would you rather your representative be that dude weed lmao stoner Berniebro, or your representative be a creepy tranny scammer? Unlike Frank and Brianna, who are very morally questionable people, Warren is just some crazy idiot you can't help but love.
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Warren is an Ex-Creepy Tranny Scammer. He "detransitioned". (so not making this up. You couldn't actually make this shit up without some seriously dangerous meds.)
 
Ruin said:
I'm going to post an unpopular opinion and say that Warren's not doing that bad of a job. Despite being batshit insane and barely functional he's accomplished more than his boss.
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I'm not sure. John may be doing nothing, but Warren is spastically running around collecting bogus signatures from people who aren't qualified to vote and then posting about it on social media. That could be less than nothing. Every year some number of petition signature gatherers get arrested for shit like that.
 
Is there some database Warren can crosscheck the validity of the signatures he's collecting? Even if he hits 2000 there's bound to be some strikes.
 
Ruin said:
I'm going to post an unpopular opinion and say that Warren's not doing that bad of a job. Despite being batshit insane and barely functional he's accomplished more than his boss.
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He's doing the best he can with the resources he has. It's the best any of us can say. Unfortunately for him, he lacks emotional, mental, monetary, institutional, sober living, campaign, or managerial resources.

Elbe said:
Is there some database Warren can crosscheck the validity of the signatures he's collecting? Even if he hits 2000 there's bound to be some strikes.
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Yes but I'm almost positive that the Wu campaign never paid to access the database he'd need. It's a really amazing database of voters that Democrats in MA have access to if they pay for it, and it's usually the very first thing in a campaign's budget. I don't think they ever bought it, instead dedicating all of the campaign money to sandwiches, video equipment, and traveling to tech conventions.

But even if they had the database it's not really worth their time to go through the signatures. Signatures can be discounted for all sorts of things, including being too illegible for the clerk to read. That's why it's better to concentrate on targeting who you're getting signatures from, and to get about 15% more than you need at a minimum.
 
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