Warren Lynch Shitpost General - TRUE and HONEST (former) John Flynt for Congress campaign worker

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Don't call anybody?

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wimzi said:
I was curious about the kind of woman who would voluntarily cohabitate with this banana boat so I rifled around and I'm p sure I found Stee's Patreon? She's a movie sperg in MA and it's hardly a common name. The funding amount seems hinky to me, but her haikus are HILARIOUS.

I.
This February
Oh my god oh my god, fuck
Someone please help us

II.
Snow banks nine feet tall
The Seventh Seal is Silence
Deeper than the cold

III.
We did this to us
Mother Nature closes in
Climate change is real

IV.
All hope abandon
Society is over
Why keep up the ruse

V.
Little snow gremlins
Hatefully bury my car
Fuck you, snow gremlins

VI.
Showering? No, nope
That would air-expose my skin
Much too cold for that

VII.
Frozen nightmare world
What are we even doing?
Scotty, beam us up

VIII.
Haunted by one phrase
"It's summer in Australia"
My despair mantra

EDIT: Yeah, confirmed its her via her linkedin, she works for both her own company mentioned in the Patreon and Metropolitan Pictures associated with Warren.
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In other words, like Warren she is unemployed. Oh and be sure and check out her Facebook. Her eyes may be the coldest craziest ones ever seen around here.
 
tfw you spent all of 2016 slagging on the Bernie bros and the only person stupid enough to manage your scampaign is a Bernie bro.
 
Now this was posted already in the main Brainna Wu Thread, but if you all will indulge me, and I do apologize in advance for potentially being the bearer of bad news...but I get ahead of myself. Here is a cryptic tween from Brianna Wu that was she recently posted:
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Now it may be too soon to tell, but I can think of no other reason for her posting this than that the Wus have let Warren go from the campaign. If you look at his Facebook, he hasn't been posting about any campaign activity, though, it may be too soon to tell, so I guess we all need to see how this plays out.
 
Hilarious. John got rid of the only guy getting him signatures. Perhaps John was getting worried that Warren would actually get enough and that would mean actually having to pretend to run in the primary instead of screaming about misogyny.
 
I can't imagine she'd get rid of him. Yes he's an embarrassing sperg, but he's the only person Wu's ever managed to convince to do any work on her behalf for what little money she can actually pay. It's not like Wu's getting up off her arse to collect signatures.
 
David_cadbury said:
Now this was posted already in the main Brainna Wu Thread, but if you all will indulge me, and I do apologize in advance for potentially being the bearer of bad news...but I get ahead of myself. Here is a cryptic tween from Brianna Wu that was she recently posted:
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Now it may be too soon to tell, but I can think of no other reason for her posting this than that the Wus have let Warren go from the campaign. If you look at his Facebook, he hasn't been posting about any campaign activity, though, it may be too soon to tell, so I guess we all need to see how this plays out.
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Anything to do with TLL per chance? We all know how cryptic Wu is with being a tranny.
 
While Warren is far too unprofessional and acts like a complete tard, this behaviour was already clear when looking at his Facebook posts. You cannot hire an idiot and then complain about him acting like an idiot because that's your fault for hiring him.

I don't think Brianna's tweet is actually aimed at anyone in particular, it's just Brianna signalling to her twitter followers that she has professional standards when we all know that she doesn't. If she was calling someone out then she'd be risking that person calling her out in return. Warren has too much value because he's their only chance of getting signatures and he's such a hot head that if he was fired and dissed on twitter then he'd spill all on Facebook and would spend the next few months screaming to all his friends how shit Brianna is.

It would be hilarious for Brianna to fire Warren and make her campaign even more of a joke, but even Brianna isn't that dumb.
 
Anyone remember when John tried his hand at memes and it failed spectacularly with that autistic kid?

I suggest cashing in on warrens same mistake.

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Peace and Harmony said:
Nigga did you learn absolutely nothing from John getting absolutely btfo when he tried to do this exact same thing?

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Except this is utter bullshit. There's been federal law disqualifying anyone with even a misdemeanor conviction for domestic violence from owning a gun for fucking decades. Actually, you don't even need a conviction. Just a preliminary restraining order means all guns, bye bye. This is such a dire prohibition that some women have even deliberately abused it or threatened to just to fuck with their gun owning hubby that they know isn't actually violent (and won't just go shoot them).
 
David_cadbury said:
...If you look at his Facebook, he hasn't been posting about any campaign activity, though, it may be too soon to tell, so I guess we all need to see how this plays out.
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Warren does not seem like the kind of person who, upon being fired\dismissed, quietly drops all reference to the matter. I think if his position with the campaign were to change, we would know it quickly.

It could be a veiled warning, but I suspect it's just Wu trying to pretend to have importance... again.
 
Based on Tweets and posts from the past few days, Brianna probably didn’t fire Warren. He got 81 signatures, which is more than his usual 0-4. He also made memes for her and recorded his friend making up a folk song.

The only hint of friction (besides “cousingate” a couple of weeks ago) is the whole Hillary/Bernie rivalry. Brianna can pretend to love Bernie day and night but it’s clear she still hates the guy and believes Hillary got robbed. Warren posts about Hillary in the same way all of those people Brianna called “GamerGate Bernie Bros” did. Seeing Warren and his pals take the piss out of Hillary must leave Brianna seething.

She probably clenched her jaw so hard she cracked a tooth when she felt she had to Tweet essentially “Bernie or Hillary doesn’t matter now if we support Elizabeth Warren!”

She hates Warren Lynch. She wants to fire him. She only hired him for the promise of Lynch family dirt and drama, which is disgusting but also funny. Now that she knows he’s crazy he no longer has value.

Frank still seems ok with him. I’m not totally abandoning my secret lovers hypothesis yet.
 
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