You stupid,
stupid motherfuckers.
You want to know why you're getting review bombed and your one-time fans are now getting torches and pitchforks ready? Shit like this introductory sentence. You literally lead off, not by accepting responsibility, by acknowledging the fuck-up, or trying to do any damage control, but by pawning the problem off on the customers themselves.
Yes, it's the fucking
customers' fault that the game they paid for is a slipshod mess. Not the multinational corporation that somehow fucked a 17-year old game up for those who bought the original.
Server load is not even
close to the top of the list of what people were mad about, and you fucking know it. Go on though, Blizz, thrill me. What aspect of reforged do you wanna touch upon?
You mean the same team that loved the game so much that they
replaced an easter egg for one of the head developers of the original game, almost 20 years after its release with someone who barely even worked on Reforged for diversity reasons, ergo retroactively removing him from the game he worked on after-the-fact? The same team that loved it so much that they redacted several of the in-game unit lines for being too racy or having jokes that the team working on it clearly found offensive? The same team that loved Warcraft III so much that they removed the gore for the Chinese audience? Or the team that loved Warcraft III so much they decided to remove support for custom campaigns?
I choose to note that one of the items you did not mention was that Reforged locks your fucking graphical settings on Classic mode, preventing you from enabling features like Shadows that were available in the original, but not in Reforged on Classic. I also choose to note that you haven't even begun to address the myriad model issues.
It's going to take more than a model cleanup and some moderate patches to fix this fucking thing. Clan support and leaderboards aren't even top ten on the list of things people are complaining about right now, and the sooner you realize that, the sooner people can even pretend to have hope for Diablo IV. As things are right now, people are terrified your Diablo II remake is going to fuck the game up, and they are right to be concerned.
Whoa, whoa, there, Fucko.
You just fucking admitted you're removing all support for the base game of WC3
entirely, and that any players who want to play with the original game's ruleset (which many have argued is better balanced) will need to not only use use the expansion (and thus Reforged in this case), but use custom maps to specifically fudge the rules. It can't work the other way because there's tons of units and game mechanics in the expansion that weren't in the original (such as the shop buildings), so you can't make it work the other way.
....Essentially, for all purposes, this means
you can't fucking play non-expansion Warcraft III online anymore, even though you fucking could until Reforged broke it, another game fucked over almost 20 years after its release.
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Excelsior.
WC3 original supported dial-up, direct IP connection, and LAN connection, like basically every single game from that time period, but Reforged removed all of those. Essentially, this means that if you have WC3 original (or preferred it), fuck you, you're using Reforged now.
Yeah, that isn't what you advertised at all. At Blizzcon you showed an entirely different fucking
game, buddy:
https://youtube.com/watch?v=kwG5ct900B0
You aren't salvaging this. You promised a completely fucking different visual theme and then gave an touched-up original. That blade has dropped, your head is already in the basket, your metacritic scores are in the toilet and your fans want to launch your dev team into the ocean via trebuchet.
Try
"doesn't address any of the community's concerns in the slightest."
The blatantly disrespectful removal of Samwise Didier's icon? Not addressed.
The censored lines? Not addressed.
The censored gore? Not addressed.
The fact that Reforged retroactively broke a 15+ year-old game? Not addressed.
The fact that Reforged removed a ton of matchmaking and development options? Not addressed.
The numerous crash bugs? Not addressed.
The changes to the EULA? Not addressed.
The fact that Reforged killed WC3 original multiplayer? Not addressed.
The fact that the game is now always online? Not addressed.
The fact that the new client is an overglorified Chrome app that uses six times the resources of the actual game? Not addressed.
The fact that the new client is completely unprotected and could send malicious code? Not addressed.
The fact that
you can immediately tell who is using what race in multiplayer even through fog of war? Not addressed.
You're zero for fucking twelve, Blizzard. No one believes you.