Warcraft III: Refunded General - How one company managed to mess up a remaster of a 17 year old game.

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So, I've never followed them too closely, but does it seem like Blizzard may actually go out of businesses over this, and their other recent massive fuck ups?
I was poised to say "no", but then I checked their stock and it looks like they never recovered after the double whammy of Diablo Immortal's abysmal reception and COD Black Ops 4 not selling as well as the previous year's WWII.

If I were a shareholder I'd be selling ASAP.
 
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I was poised to say "no", but then I checked their stock and it looks like they never recovered after the double whammy of Diablo Immortal's abysmal reception and COD Black Ops 4 not selling as well as the previous year's WWII.

If I were a shareholder I'd be selling ASAP.
From what I've been able to gather, their current management sounds like a disaster. It sounds like they fired almost all of their veteran employees, and then hired a whole bunch of new people, and have been telling their subsidiaries to do the same.
 
Just clicked that and I got this:

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It actually worked fine a minute ago, but I closed it and went back and got that message. So it just got DMCA'd just now. I didn't know that could happen on archive.today.

So then I jumped to Firefox to screenshot her whole profile, and now you have to log in to view it. I guess she's locking her shit down right now.

Fortunately, I still had it open in Brave, so I screenshotted it the old fashioned way:

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Clicking "See Project" under that vague "X-Men, April 2013" thing brings you to a video that's now private: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBCJlp9Yia8 (I didn't see what it was)
What probably sucks the most for her is that if the remaster was actually good and well done... nobody would likely have cared that they swapped BTNTemp. Now it just seems like a massive amount of salt on the wound.
 
What probably sucks the most for her is that if the remaster was actually good and well done... nobody would likely have cared that they swapped BTNTemp. Now it just seems like a massive amount of salt on the wound.
Yeah, though there'd still be a little bit of nerd upset since she didn't develop the game or do anything of note.

I thought about why she of all people showed up in-game, and the scenario that popped into my mind was how it was probably some dumbass's awkward way of trying to flirt with her. "Hey look, I put your selfie in the game! Look, it's you, you're gonna be immortalized! plz touch my pee pee"

It's just such an obscure and oddly-placed thing starring someone with practically no attachment to the game. Some autist's trying to get some Chinese cooch.
 
I remember reading in the manual that Kerrigan was the Confederate assassin that killed and beheaded Mengsk's father, which Mengsk paid her back by leaving her on Tarsonis to get gangbanged by the zerg, which in turn backfired spectacularly and lead to her becoming the Queen of Blades taking revenge on a universe that wronged her, which finally lead to Jim Raynor, the only man that ever genuinely loved her, becoming a mortal enemy. It's almost like Elfen Lied if it wasn't complete and utter garbage.

wait, that was in the manual? always thought that came from some shitty novel because it reeked of that kind of "he didn't do nuffin' and akshually their conflict goes waaaaaaaaaay back!" asspull retconning bad fanfiction writers constantly do.
 
I was poised to say "no", but then I checked their stock and it looks like they never recovered after the double whammy of Diablo Immortal's abysmal reception and COD Black Ops 4 not selling as well as the previous year's WWII.

If I were a shareholder I'd be selling ASAP.
Their stock took another dive after reforged if I'm understanding right.

Blizzard Time only worked when they delivered quality products, you can't use Blizzard Time if you're shoveling out crap. They also seem dead set on trying to still make Overwatch E-Sports a thing, and I cannot wait for the unmitigated disaster of an astroturfed propped up money sink that will cost more than developing two full games because it's rumored to be around 330 million dollars they're going to be spending on e-sports. This is just for events, this isn't figuring in the development costs of Overwatch 2.
 
the development costs of Overwatch 2.

some chink sweatshop will create some cgi and cutscenes to show between levels that will be worse than TF2's MvM while selling it for another 60 bucks on consoles. I highly doubt they gonna put much money into it.
 
Blizzard going to shit
Bethesda going to shit
Bullfrog and Westwood are long dead
EA refuses to die
CD project Red may be the next to go

No western devs left, fuck it bring the end times break the final seal. Have Nintendo games appear on PS4 and PC, we must destroy everything before we can have a rebirth!
 
It's interesting and sad how Blizzard managed to cash in years of good will with a few bad decisions. On reflection Diablo 3 was a warning of a deeper rot setting in, they're not the same company which made warcraft 3 in the first place anymore, they're bassically just Activision and they have the rights to all the stuff a good debunct good company used to make.
It’s not a few bad decisions when the writing’s been on the wall for half a decade. I’m a weird fuck that got into WoW during Draenor, which was fucked up in a lot of ways but at least had great raids and some fanwank for people that thought the WC1-2 era shit was cool. I still get mad at Legion’s legendary system, the fact that they took the worst lessons from it and made the worst xpac, and that they have their little hamster wheel so well-tuned that I only got out after 6 months nightshift at a job that made me want to eat a 45 and my guild collapsing. Don’t even know where to start on the shitshow that Overwatch turned into. Anyone know if the Diablo 2 battlechest runs on Windows 10? I’m sure those are probably still easy to find somewhere.
 
Blizzard going to shit
Bethesda going to shit
Bullfrog and Westwood are long dead
EA refuses to die
CD project Red may be the next to go

No western devs left, fuck it bring the end times break the final seal. Have Nintendo games appear on PS4 and PC, we must destroy everything before we can have a rebirth!
If doom eternal sucks lets end it together
 
Her name is literally Max Virtue.

....I can't. I fucking can't.
And she looks like a Life Is Strange character. God has indeed a sense of humor.
wait, that was in the manual? always thought that came from some shitty novel because it reeked of that kind of "he didn't do nuffin' and akshually their conflict goes waaaaaaaaaay back!" asspull retconning bad fanfiction writers constantly do.
Now that I think about it, it might have been in the novels, I'm not sure. Nevertheless, personally I see Kerrigan being the assassin who killed Mengsk's father not as "Mengsk dindu nuffin", but rather a plausible explanation why he'd throw Kerrigan under the zerg bus on Tarsonis seemingly out of nowhere.
No western devs left (...)
This is why you take the weebpill and bank on the Nips. Especially now that Capcom, which until not too long ago used to be the butt of so many jokes, is in the middle of an epic redemption arc.
 
And she looks like a Life Is Strange character. God has indeed a sense of humor.

Now that I think about it, it might have been in the novels, I'm not sure. Nevertheless, personally I see Kerrigan being the assassin who killed Mengsk's father not as "Mengsk dindu nuffin", but rather a plausible explanation why he'd throw Kerrigan under the zerg bus on Tarsonis seemingly out of nowhere.

This is why you take the weebpill and bank on the Nips. Especially now that Capcom, which until not too long ago used to be the butt of so many jokes, is in the middle of an epic redemption arc.
Kerrigan doesn't have to literally be the one that murdered his family for him to transfer some of that hate to her subconsciously. And he's ruthless enough now he wouldn't need much push to abandon her.

I wouldn't bank on the Nips too much Squeenix has turned to shit at least and has been for awhile. Bamco? Bleh. Those dudes that make Pachinko machines? Nintendo and their terrible gimmicks?
 
And she looks like a Life Is Strange character. God has indeed a sense of humor.

Now that I think about it, it might have been in the novels, I'm not sure. Nevertheless, personally I see Kerrigan being the assassin who killed Mengsk's father not as "Mengsk dindu nuffin", but rather a plausible explanation why he'd throw Kerrigan under the zerg bus on Tarsonis seemingly out of nowhere.

This is why you take the weebpill and bank on the Nips. Especially now that Capcom, which until not too long ago used to be the butt of so many jokes, is in the middle of an epic redemption arc.
We live in the timeline where Capcom is less jewish than atlus and more competent than Square
Wew
 
Remember the romance story of Raynor and Kerrigan? He hated her at the end of broodwar and now he's all
"I"M COMMING FOR YOU HONEY BEAR"
To be fair, Raynor is nothing but hate for Kerrigan at the beginning of Wings of Liberty too. It starts off from a point of consistency.

Overall, the most insulting thing to change is overwriting the samwise icon. It's an easter egg, it's hidden it trickles into WoW, and it's the video game equivalent of an artist's signature in the corner of their work. Replacing him with her is absolutely disrespectful, like scratching his name off the game and writing hers underneath. Not only did this dangerhair do an obviously shit job, your face could have been an icon in the library next to his. Replacing it is just sacrilege.

The rumors of Blizzard being salty about Amazon buying twitch & not getting paid, and mad about DoTA are pretty poetic for a company that wanted to make Warhammer games, had the license pulled and went ahead and made that shit anyways with their own spin and flavor on it. They of all companies ought to have understood the lesson of taking someone else's concepts and running with them.
 
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The rumors of Blizzard being salty about Amazon buying twitch & not getting paid, and mad about DoTA are pretty poetic for a company that wanted to make Warhammer games, had the license pulled and went ahead and made that shit anyways with their own spin and flavor on it. They of all companies ought to have understood the lesson of taking someone else's concepts and running with them.
The only things Warcraft and Warhammer have in common is big green orcs.
 
So, I've never followed them too closely, but does it seem like Blizzard may actually go out of businesses over this, and their other recent massive fuck ups?

It's very unlikey they go out of business as a result of this (or other recent fuckups). They are still currently too big in the gaming space and have made too much money from previous successful ventures for this to be a tremendous issue.

Activision (the parent company) is finding some success again with the Call of Duty Franchise and owns some successful mobile gaming companies as well.

Blizzard itself, however, has major profitability problems and employee problems.

Firstly - a lot of the "Blizzard" key staff have left the company - mainly the pioneers of Starcraft, Warcraft, and Diablo, the kind of people who are capable of making new, engaging games. They have not successful replaced them.

Secondly - Blizzard (even Pre-Merger) has been struggling to release quality products. It was, including post merger, 12 years between the release of Diablo 2 and Diablo 3 (and many people feel Diablo 3 is vastly inferior). It was also 12 years between the release of Starcraft and Starcraft 2:Part 1 (with many people feeling that Starcraft 2 was vastly inferior). The main problem with this is that SC2/Diablo 3 cost a lot of money to develop and if people don't pick those games up, that money is wasted. They've recently gone into new IPs but the games themselves are not remarkably innovative.

Overwatch borrows a lot from Team Fortress/MOBA games.
Heroes of the Storm is a very-late-to-the-party DOTA/LOL clone.
Hearthstone is a card game - It's a card game, although not a horrific one.

Thirdly - Blizzard is skitzophrenic about how to make money. This isn't solely on them (as the market is changing as well) but they have no idea how to effectively monetize these games - even when they are successful. The real killer here is how hard Blizzard is trying to get into e-sports, they're funneling tons of cash into Hearthstone (which has a small following), Overwatch (which has an OK following, but not enough for a fucking literal league), Heroes of the Storm (which had no scene ever, and Blizzard mercy killed not too long ago), Starcraft 2 (which has a small scene), and WoW (which has a very small scene).

World of Warcraft, in 2004 (to ~2010, depending on who you ask) was 100% king shit of MMORPGs for all time. However, in 2020 the game is stagnating horribly under the weight of several mediocre expansions and no longer is the juggernaut it once was. Final Fantasy 14 likely has more subscribers and is more highly regarded, despite starting so bad that SquareEnix was too embarassed to sell it for a while.

They (very recently) half-assed a Warcraft 3 remaster - which should have been a literal license to print money is now instead an incredibly thick black eye; on top of all of the ones they've recently gotten.

Not only does Blizzard waste money, but they aren't clear on how to make it. They've tried everything over the last few years - episodic releases, costume packs, lootboxes, card packs, character packs, expansions passes, cash shops, subscriptions, selling literal in-game currency, and sometimes multiple efforts per game.

For example - In World of Warcraft - there is the base game, the most recent expansion, a subscription fee, a cash shop, and you can buy gold with real dollars. Diablo 3 has the base game, the expansion, and a seperate character pass for the Necromancer ($15). Starcraft 2 was released episodically (3 parts) and still has multiple, additional DLCs as well ($4.99 for co-op commanders, $15 for extra SP story stuff).

It's a lot of DLC for bad-to-medicorely recieved games in a market that's pushing back against gigantic piles of DLC.

Blizzard cost Activision nearly $19 billion dollars in 2008 and another $6 billion dollars in 2013 and it's very unlikely that Activison has made $25+ billion off of Blizzard. Blizzard as we know it now is in dire need of a restructuring and Activision is likely to do it in order to see some actual returns on their investment.
 
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