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Wake Up! A New Nonbinary Crab Just Dropped​

Crabs are some of the most fucked up little specimens on this Earth, and I mean that with deep affection. So anytime some crab news hits my orbit, I’m tuning in. This week, the creators behind the simulation, or God, or whatever you want to call it, have blessed us with a new crab! Hallelujah!

In a recent study published in the zoology journal Crustaceana, scientists working in Silent Valley National Park reported a new variety of the crab that exhibits both male and female traits. Our new crab friends, of the species Vela carli, are freshwater dwellers that hang out in the streams of the Western Ghats in India. Out of the specimens studied, three exhibited gynandromorphy, something never before documented in freshwater crabs!!!!

“The bodies of the crabs displayed male reproductive structures, while other parts showcased female features, including gonopores,” researchers told The Hindu. FYI, gonopores are the genital openings of invertebrates. I have to know, so now you do too!

The rare phenomenon of gynandromorphy is more commonly seen in birds and insects, like this stunning butterfly with asymmetrical wings or this iconic nonbinary cardinal whose plumage is divided by a red stripe down the middle.

What do you think–could these new gynandromorphs break into the rankings for best crabs? Are they as legendary as horseshoe crabs? As effervescent as Harlequin crabs? Or how about the classic and timeless red crab? I think these dual-sex Vela Carli’s could definitely make it into the top 5. Just look at how gorgeous they are!
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Maybe millions of years from now, after humans are long gone and the world has finally experienced peace, these nonbinary crabs will rise up and take over the world. Just one gal’s prediction.
 
"Ackshually, chud, because this horribly mutated crab has a genital configuration not found in normal specimens of it's kind, that means that you have to let me into the girls' bathroom! Checkmate, bigot!"
 
"Nonbinary" is a human concept that is completely abstract.
That's the thing that I despise about the people who claim to be "non-binary". In this crab, it is observable. If you're the kind of dipshit that believes "non-binary" to be a thing (separate from intersex), it would be observably distinct from male or female, not something you'd need to point out.
 
Is it nonbinary because that's the way nature intended it or is it because they're putting chemicals in the water to make the crabs gay?

Since three were found to be intersex I wonder if it's pollution causing a mutation or just some natural evolutionary feature. Like how some clownfish and frogs change sex. They aren't nonbinary. That's a human term. They either evolved this way to survive better or got mutated by something in the environment.
I didn't read the full paper because I don't care that much, but the abstract says they doubt it was from pollution:

These features suggest early developmental mosaicism as the likely cause as the crab’s habitat was probably free from environmental pollutants.

Anyways, as people have said and as that quote says, it's just a type of intersex development called mosaicism. It has nothing to do with what woke people call "non-binary" self-identity.

Edit: Turns out I couldn't read it anyways. It's not on Sci-Hub, at least not yet.

 
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