Science Wake Up! A New Nonbinary Crab Just Dropped

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Wake Up! A New Nonbinary Crab Just Dropped​

Crabs are some of the most fucked up little specimens on this Earth, and I mean that with deep affection. So anytime some crab news hits my orbit, I’m tuning in. This week, the creators behind the simulation, or God, or whatever you want to call it, have blessed us with a new crab! Hallelujah!

In a recent study published in the zoology journal Crustaceana, scientists working in Silent Valley National Park reported a new variety of the crab that exhibits both male and female traits. Our new crab friends, of the species Vela carli, are freshwater dwellers that hang out in the streams of the Western Ghats in India. Out of the specimens studied, three exhibited gynandromorphy, something never before documented in freshwater crabs!!!!

“The bodies of the crabs displayed male reproductive structures, while other parts showcased female features, including gonopores,” researchers told The Hindu. FYI, gonopores are the genital openings of invertebrates. I have to know, so now you do too!

The rare phenomenon of gynandromorphy is more commonly seen in birds and insects, like this stunning butterfly with asymmetrical wings or this iconic nonbinary cardinal whose plumage is divided by a red stripe down the middle.

What do you think–could these new gynandromorphs break into the rankings for best crabs? Are they as legendary as horseshoe crabs? As effervescent as Harlequin crabs? Or how about the classic and timeless red crab? I think these dual-sex Vela Carli’s could definitely make it into the top 5. Just look at how gorgeous they are!
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Maybe millions of years from now, after humans are long gone and the world has finally experienced peace, these nonbinary crabs will rise up and take over the world. Just one gal’s prediction.
 
I was thinking "huh, if it really has both sex organs thats interesting" until I saw that it was india and found in the 'ghats'(where they ritually half-burn they're dead to join the filth of the Ganges).
The frogs are gay, the crabs are non-binary and the whales are autistic. We live in a fallen world.
 
I know where this is going. No humans will never be like any of the weird animals that change genders or have both. If you have both you are a mutant freak, or a gross troon/pooner.
 
Is it nonbinary because that's the way nature intended it or is it because they're putting chemicals in the water to make the crabs gay?
 
I had a moment of dyslexia and thought the title said "Carb" which my reaction was "Great, the 'Gluten Free' people found a new way of being obnoxious."

Ignoring my stupidity, the real question is these are Indian crabs, just how "Fresh" is that water they live in? Pretty sure this is less, "Life finds a way" and more "Chemicals turning frogs gay".
 
Since three were found to be intersex I wonder if it's pollution causing a mutation or just some natural evolutionary feature. Like how some clownfish and frogs change sex. They aren't nonbinary. That's a human term. They either evolved this way to survive better or got mutated by something in the environment.
 
I had a moment of dyslexia and thought the title said "Carb" which my reaction was "Great, the 'Gluten Free' people found a new way of being obnoxious."

Ignoring my stupidity, the real question is these are Indian crabs, just how "Fresh" is that water they live in? Pretty sure this is less, "Life finds a way" and more "Chemicals turning frogs gay".
Mean give it five minutes I think your selling your unintended prediction short.
 
"Nonbinary" is a human concept that is completely abstract. What these crabs (and other creatures) are experiencing is a biological reality that has observable physical characteristics. These crabs are literally just hermaphrodites, but queerdos want to be "quaint" by slapping the enby label on them, when that wouldn't even be accurate within their own human scene.
 
Definitely NOT the Crab of the Day superchatter, it's probably a waterbug or fungus or something.
 
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