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you are quite correct, earlier in this thread I predicted he had google alerts set up and he confirmed it in his first post.
🌟 Internet Famous Volound / Conor Sweeney - Minor Total War Content Creator, “trailblazing gameplay purist”, vegan warrior, amateur slinger. Previously seen chimping out over Rome: Remastered, now chimping out in this thread.
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Yeah like im gonna read through walls of spergy text and links lmao
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You are a wiser man than me, It really isn’t worth the read. Just wanted to let you know you were right
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Why would anyone
a) google themselves
b) find a fairly neutral kiwi farms post about them
c) post in that thread
d) make their first post a literal 10-thousand word puzzle piece reaction bait
e) repeat d), also their profile picture is a close-up of their DSP goatee
Oh right, uncontrolled narcissism. Seems like a good fit for the farms! Welcome, Volound. Love your videos and your takes on Total War in current year + 6 really get at the heart of why the series has gone beige lately.
Hope you put out a few videos about why TW Warhammer 3 is for babies and retards and also enjoy the Platinum Jubilee next year, God Save the Queen and long live Great Britain!
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Is anyone here in his discord server? I suspect him and his cult are watching this thread like a hawk considering all the "research" he put into his last post regarding the OP. Probably some gay secret channel or something.
Anyone venturing there I suggest wearing extensive protective equipment, I can only imagine how autistic it is.
I myself am not in the server, I generally don't like discord and only use it to keep in contact with a few specific people I play games and hangout with. I imagine it was a boon for Volound however, basically an endless keyboard warrior debate machine, with an endless supply of retards to pontificate at in large unreadable messages.
Anyone venturing there I suggest wearing extensive protective equipment, I can only imagine how autistic it is.
I myself am not in the server, I generally don't like discord and only use it to keep in contact with a few specific people I play games and hangout with. I imagine it was a boon for Volound however, basically an endless keyboard warrior debate machine, with an endless supply of retards to pontificate at in large unreadable messages.
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Do u let daddy cum in your holeWhy would you pretend your boyfriend from high school trolled me:
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https://gyazo.com/fca286b313dc6a6472e51c7e59214d88 (the channel you, JoJo, linked for us up above)
Now let's go to the Bully Victim:
https://gyazo.com/cc04dd5989526ae32b374bcfbe6feba5 (Bird Boy Bully Victim's subscriptions) https://www.youtube.com/user/gmodrules123456789/channels
https://gyazo.com/3f751b02b3a88057360152045caddcab (Still scrolling BBBVs subscriptions. ALWAYS click the 1 subscriber channels, lmao)
https://gyazo.com/f939eb2476313fa7d6b46b5cf58cf3ef (interesting. 11 whole years ago.) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TxoobsYqoq4
https://gyazo.com/83f54dd619c850a5a462fe17919aa19a (oh look!, the pike screenshot guy from further up. I've even already got him blocked on youtube and have month old emails from youtube for his profoundly autistic shitpost comments that caused it)
https://gyazo.com/7b7c782cd37a3291faf0c7d248adfcf8 (my own screenshot of him from months ago because I always remember to screenshot and archive the especially massive outlier spergs in anticipation of glorious moments like these.)
https://gyazo.com/61fc867189a191809ef04e61d647e29d (Bingo. Right back to where we started, with the OP, JoJo. https://www.youtube.com/user/hellboy6507)
So as I was saying - why would you pretend your boyfriend from high school trolled me, when I very obviously made him cry?
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If he trolled me so well, why did he have to ask his boyfriend to recruit his own personal army on kiwifarms to help him get back at me?
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As he immediately threatened to do, within minutes of his first ever interaction with me?
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And how did he troll me when he freely admits to being fully ragdolled by my excellent bullying, on multiple occasions?
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And while I live rent-free for weeks over a single youtube comment chain slapdown?
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Imagine the smell.
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Haha, I'll check it out :^)
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Hi Italian Jojo Bird Boy Jojo Bully Victim. Just wanted to let you know I have no respect for you whatsoever and I can't remember a more pathetic person in all of a decade on youtube. In other words, I completely agree with your mum.
Looking forward to it! You should show your mum when it's finished, she'll be so proud of you! Maybe?
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Can someone that isn't the biggest pussy on the internet come along and make the real thread on me in a year or something? My vote still goes to Dog. Let's just walk out and come back in and start again. And imagine *pretending* not to be a furry instead of just not being one, jesus christ. And shitting on yourself for it, too. It must be that Catholic guilt kicking in: https://gyazo.com/6cc90ff2da327af26feb6526a3b1d89a
Abrahamic Monotheism in fucking 2019. Omegalul. As cringe as this thread.
Nothing epic about the smelliest spergs in an entire school teaming up to give me free press after 11 years of being Total War NEETs. It's nothing compared to the clout I'd get from a 300k member subreddit propped up by corrupt mods giving me free PR as hard as they can while the 8-figure balance sheet company behind them watches on, but I'll take whatever I can get.
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I still think this is just one smelly sperg engaging in LARP because I made him cry. There's too much that lines up for me to believe otherwise. Also the weirdly cautious reserved communication style of the JoJo/JoeJoe(make up your mind maybe?) persona lends to this hypothesis. But I'll leave that up to the spectators to decide. Both options are equally smelly and amusing. Makes no difference to me.
But thanks for the comments from the people that appreciate the Dishonored runs and the Total War plays/critiques. Plenty more to come. Dealing with mentally-trainwrecked incompetent-ass fucking NEET bastards like these comes with the territory (shitting on crap games), though. Extremely smelly fuckers defending shitty games as a full-time hobby. It's what I've been claiming all along, and I couldn't have really hoped for a much better proof of it than this. And I wouldn't have it any other way. Shit like this always makes my day.
And btw, Anselm died 1000 years ago. His arguments did too: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anselm_of_Canterbury#Proslogion
Also I don't know what IBS means aside from the obvious, and google doesn't either. I couldn't take offense at this shit even if I wanted to.
And thanks to the mods. I made it.
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I've had some more time to think about all of this and to observe what the OP and his boyfriend have done in reaction to my post yesterday. So, here's what we have so far. A few things have been clarified by their impulsive and panicked response, which is exactly what I wanted to happen.
Bird Boy is a "22 year old" with an "Italian Dad" and "Irish Mother". He described himself as having been a "fedora atheist" all through high school, but now is "frightened" of the possibility of there being no god, thinks it is "wholly unfilfilling":
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He links to a furry website in his channel description, and uses a profile picture of a "gay burd". He has been subscribed, the only subscriber, for 11 years, to a youtube channel with one video. The channel is called "3wackokids". That sole video has one comment, posted by "Pladimir Vutin". That person describes himself as "Bri'ish" and uploaded this, so we have his voice and can confirm he is a very poorly adjusted man and is guaranteed to be very extremely on the spectrum:
Some choice observations -
"When I hear you teenagers singing, I want to gouge my ears out with a fucking spoon":
"I would implore you to get some speech therapy" he says, while stuttering and stammering:
*Bangs on his desk for 30 seconds*:
"Katy Perry.. complete talentless whore. Justin Bieber.. that.. that baby faced Canadian who can't sing.."
"and Nicki Minaj.. OOH.. I have no words for that.. WOMAN.. if you can even call that.. that human being a woman.. if you can even call it a human being.. she is just so.. BAD.. at singing"
Spends 10 seconds just making weird noises. It's one of the cringiest things I've ever heard.
"Taste is Nirvana.. it's Linkin Park.. it's Metallica.."
He pronounces Adele like "A Deal".
Affects a weird voice for way too long, very cringe.
I can't even go any further. There's 11 whole minutes of this and I can't do any more. There's a lot of stammering and slurring throughout. Also he becomes very out of breath from the exasperated raging and ranting at about the 7 minute mark. It's actually really sad to listen to. It's no wonder he made it unlisted after my post yesterday.
And that's the guy that had OP in his featured channels (until he changed it yesterday), and that guy is the only commenter on an 11 year old video from a channel with one subscriber that Bird Boy was the sole subscriber of.
What we have on our hands is very likely situation of 3 very unsuccessful and low functioning insecure beta male adults spergs, the smelliest rejects of their entire school year, trying to team up to achieve something in their lives for once. It's backfiring hard. Since I have started to observe the Sperg Trio in action, Pladimir has removed Jojo from his featured channels list. As I mentioned, Pladimir has also changed the video of him revealing his extremely high sperg level to be unlisted, so on some level he knows what he is and is ashamed of himself. I already had clicked on the video and observed his sperg level a few days ago when it was public, and was able to find the link again by searching browser history for "rant". You all can watch the video and confirm my observations. It's probably very amusing and it's exactly what I'd come to kiwifarms to see.
Pladimir Vutin might be Dog in this thread. Really could be. Dog has been sperging hard in this thread about Scottish people, and describes interacting with "Scots" like it's a regular thing, so it's pretty much a given that he's English. Dog also has been on this forum for more than a year but a remarkably big chunk of all of his posts, ever, are on here. His sperging very conspicuously matches the very forced sperging style of Pladimir Vutin in his sperging video. Pladimir Vutin also has an irrational hatred of pop artists like Katy Perry and Justin Bieber, and cites bands like "Metallica" as being "true art". So he was one of the spergy metal kids in high school, and he found the self-confessed "fedora atheist" who is now an observed furry. This further confirms my hypothesis of 3 smelly high school rejects that have stuck together for 11 years. Based on Pladimir Vutin's obvious Englishness, it looks like Bird Boy is English too. So he is English, is 22 years old, has an Italian dad, and has an Irish mother. There is a very real possibility that Jojo and Bird are the same person, that Bird Boy is the OP. It could just be two spergs, but that would make me wonder who the third of the "3wackokids" was. The final sperg of the holy trinity of spergs. Maybe he dropped off after high school. I'm still considering the possibilities and adjusting to all new findings. There will be more updates to come.
Bird Boy is a "22 year old" with an "Italian Dad" and "Irish Mother". He described himself as having been a "fedora atheist" all through high school, but now is "frightened" of the possibility of there being no god, thinks it is "wholly unfilfilling":
Gyazo
He links to a furry website in his channel description, and uses a profile picture of a "gay burd". He has been subscribed, the only subscriber, for 11 years, to a youtube channel with one video. The channel is called "3wackokids". That sole video has one comment, posted by "Pladimir Vutin". That person describes himself as "Bri'ish" and uploaded this, so we have his voice and can confirm he is a very poorly adjusted man and is guaranteed to be very extremely on the spectrum:
Some choice observations -
"When I hear you teenagers singing, I want to gouge my ears out with a fucking spoon":
"I would implore you to get some speech therapy" he says, while stuttering and stammering:
*Bangs on his desk for 30 seconds*:
"Katy Perry.. complete talentless whore. Justin Bieber.. that.. that baby faced Canadian who can't sing.."
"and Nicki Minaj.. OOH.. I have no words for that.. WOMAN.. if you can even call that.. that human being a woman.. if you can even call it a human being.. she is just so.. BAD.. at singing"
Spends 10 seconds just making weird noises. It's one of the cringiest things I've ever heard.
"Taste is Nirvana.. it's Linkin Park.. it's Metallica.."
He pronounces Adele like "A Deal".
Affects a weird voice for way too long, very cringe.
I can't even go any further. There's 11 whole minutes of this and I can't do any more. There's a lot of stammering and slurring throughout. Also he becomes very out of breath from the exasperated raging and ranting at about the 7 minute mark. It's actually really sad to listen to. It's no wonder he made it unlisted after my post yesterday.
And that's the guy that had OP in his featured channels (until he changed it yesterday), and that guy is the only commenter on an 11 year old video from a channel with one subscriber that Bird Boy was the sole subscriber of.
What we have on our hands is very likely situation of 3 very unsuccessful and low functioning insecure beta male adults spergs, the smelliest rejects of their entire school year, trying to team up to achieve something in their lives for once. It's backfiring hard. Since I have started to observe the Sperg Trio in action, Pladimir has removed Jojo from his featured channels list. As I mentioned, Pladimir has also changed the video of him revealing his extremely high sperg level to be unlisted, so on some level he knows what he is and is ashamed of himself. I already had clicked on the video and observed his sperg level a few days ago when it was public, and was able to find the link again by searching browser history for "rant". You all can watch the video and confirm my observations. It's probably very amusing and it's exactly what I'd come to kiwifarms to see.
Pladimir Vutin might be Dog in this thread. Really could be. Dog has been sperging hard in this thread about Scottish people, and describes interacting with "Scots" like it's a regular thing, so it's pretty much a given that he's English. Dog also has been on this forum for more than a year but a remarkably big chunk of all of his posts, ever, are on here. His sperging very conspicuously matches the very forced sperging style of Pladimir Vutin in his sperging video. Pladimir Vutin also has an irrational hatred of pop artists like Katy Perry and Justin Bieber, and cites bands like "Metallica" as being "true art". So he was one of the spergy metal kids in high school, and he found the self-confessed "fedora atheist" who is now an observed furry. This further confirms my hypothesis of 3 smelly high school rejects that have stuck together for 11 years. Based on Pladimir Vutin's obvious Englishness, it looks like Bird Boy is English too. So he is English, is 22 years old, has an Italian dad, and has an Irish mother. There is a very real possibility that Jojo and Bird are the same person, that Bird Boy is the OP. It could just be two spergs, but that would make me wonder who the third of the "3wackokids" was. The final sperg of the holy trinity of spergs. Maybe he dropped off after high school. I'm still considering the possibilities and adjusting to all new findings. There will be more updates to come.
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I guess you really, really don't have anything better to do than argue with randos on the internet, huh. Foot's fine, by the way. Had a bit of an ingrown toenail, but that's been sorted already, thanks for your concern.
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haha. Why are you posting shit about this random birdboy youtube account like we care?I've had some more time to think about all of this and to observe what the OP and his boyfriend have done in reaction to my post yesterday. So, here's what we have so far. A few things have been clarified by their impulsive and panicked response, which is exactly what I wanted to happen.
Bird Boy is a "22 year old" with an "Italian Dad" and "Irish Mother". He described himself as having been a "fedora atheist" all through high school, but now is "frightened" of the possibility of there being no god, thinks it is "wholly unfilfilling":
Gyazo
He links to a furry website in his channel description, and uses a profile picture of a "gay burd". He has been subscribed, the only subscriber, for 11 years, to a youtube channel with one video. The channel is called "3wackokids". That sole video has one comment, posted by "Pladimir Vutin". That person describes himself as "Bri'ish" and uploaded this, so we have his voice and can confirm he is a very poorly adjusted man and is guaranteed to be very extremely on the spectrum:
Some choice observations -
"When I hear you teenagers singing, I want to gouge my ears out with a fucking spoon":
"I would implore you to get some speech therapy" he says, while stuttering and stammering:
*Bangs on his desk for 30 seconds*:
"Katy Perry.. complete talentless whore. Justin Bieber.. that.. that baby faced Canadian who can't sing.."
"and Nicki Minaj.. OOH.. I have no words for that.. WOMAN.. if you can even call that.. that human being a woman.. if you can even call it a human being.. she is just so.. BAD.. at singing"
Spends 10 seconds just making weird noises. It's one of the cringiest things I've ever heard.
"Taste is Nirvana.. it's Linkin Park.. it's Metallica.."
He pronounces Adele like "A Deal".
Affects a weird voice for way too long, very cringe.
I can't even go any further. There's 11 whole minutes of this and I can't do any more. There's a lot of stammering and slurring throughout. Also he becomes very out of breath from the exasperated raging and ranting at about the 7 minute mark. It's actually really sad to listen to. It's no wonder he made it unlisted after my post yesterday.
And that's the guy that had OP in his featured channels (until he changed it yesterday), and that guy is the only commenter on an 11 year old video from a channel with one subscriber that Bird Boy was the sole subscriber of.
What we have on our hands is very likely situation of 3 very unsuccessful and low functioning insecure beta male adults spergs, the smelliest rejects of their entire school year, trying to team up to achieve something in their lives for once. It's backfiring hard. Since I have started to observe the Sperg Trio in action, Pladimir has removed Jojo from his featured channels list. As I mentioned, Pladimir has also changed the video of him revealing his extremely high sperg level to be unlisted, so on some level he knows what he is and is ashamed of himself. I already had clicked on the video and observed his sperg level a few days ago when it was public, and was able to find the link again by searching browser history for "rant". You all can watch the video and confirm my observations. It's probably very amusing and it's exactly what I'd come to kiwifarms to see.
Pladimir Vutin might be Dog in this thread. Really could be. Dog has been sperging hard in this thread about Scottish people, and describes interacting with "Scots" like it's a regular thing, so it's pretty much a given that he's English. Dog also has been on this forum for more than a year but a remarkably big chunk of all of his posts, ever, are on here. His sperging very conspicuously matches the very forced sperging style of Pladimir Vutin in his sperging video. Pladimir Vutin also has an irrational hatred of pop artists like Katy Perry and Justin Bieber, and cites bands like "Metallica" as being "true art". So he was one of the spergy metal kids in high school, and he found the self-confessed "fedora atheist" who is now an observed furry. This further confirms my hypothesis of 3 smelly high school rejects that have stuck together for 11 years. Based on Pladimir Vutin's obvious Englishness, it looks like Bird Boy is English too. So he is English, is 22 years old, has an Italian dad, and has an Irish mother. There is a very real possibility that Jojo and Bird are the same person, that Bird Boy is the OP. It could just be two spergs, but that would make me wonder who the third of the "3wackokids" was. The final sperg of the holy trinity of spergs. Maybe he dropped off after high school. I'm still considering the possibilities and adjusting to all new findings. There will be more updates to come.
I am not English, If I was I would kill myself, I am also not "Bladimir Vutin". My experience with Scots came from living in your God Forsaken land for a number of years. I encourage you to make bizarre assumptions on who I am based on this vague and general assertion, it will continue to prove my point.
I am literally just a random person who came across your videos, found them a bit interesting then noticed your sperging. That's it. I didn't even make your OP, specifically as I detailed in my post in the other thread, because I didn't think you had done anything singularly notable. As I said before, I have never commented on any of your videos, messaged you, joined your discord or interacted with you directly or otherwise on any other platform, and I would not have even done so here if you hadn't decided to show up in the thread yourself and sperg. I have not used this name anywhere else on the few places online that I use.
I have posted over 200 times on this site, only about 6 are in this thread, 7 about you if you include my other post. Only 5 of them are after you decided to prove your cowdom and post here. If you had ignored this thread, my original response to the OP and my earlier post in the teetering thread would have been the only ones I would have ever made about you. I have only responded because you are the first Cow to specifically talk about me by name and sperg at me. For an Enlightened Rational, you seem completely devoid from reality. You will never have "findings " about me or "find out more about me" because I am literally nobody, the second you accept that random normal people might find your conduct questionable, ones who aren't part of some expansive discord conspiracy, the closer you will come to sanity.
Go back to your stupid discord cult and keep google searching
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We tend to have better things to do around here than gawk at somebody who has committed the crime of posting slightly cringy youtube content.
I can get behind all of this energy and research, but true lolcowdom typically involves some measure of fame or a public platform or truly horrifying shit or outlandish actions on social media. If you really want the 5 active users in this thread to stop laughing at you that badly, maybe have a crack at exposing some drama in the TW community? And please hire an editor for these posts.
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Look at the panic that's happening. Isn't this completely backwards? I love this.
So both of the accused turn up to my thread within minutes of my post to engage in damage control..
..meanwhile on youtube:
2 hours ago:
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Now:
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And an Englishman having a 10 minute response time on a comment posted on a 5 year old video at nearly 5am?
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SURE THING. Confirmed Dog is Pladimir Vutin and also a full blown NEET.
At least I get to take everything I'm doing online to the bank eventually. You're all supposed to be doing this recreationally. Getting ragdolled, recreationally. Masochistically.
You guys are so fucking bad at this. Actual full blown spergs. Lmao.
And we actually have another video from the stammering English sperg to cringe at, I honestly forgot to record this one with shadowplay two days ago:
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AND BY THE WAY, I didn't even need to reveal my entire hand and show how I knew that Bird is OP. Actually knew. You'll never know. I'm never telling.
I think I'm done with this place. Actually done this time. Kiwifarms any% speedrun complete.
So long, spergs.
So both of the accused turn up to my thread within minutes of my post to engage in damage control..
..meanwhile on youtube:
2 hours ago:
Gyazo
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And an Englishman having a 10 minute response time on a comment posted on a 5 year old video at nearly 5am?
Gyazo
SURE THING. Confirmed Dog is Pladimir Vutin and also a full blown NEET.
At least I get to take everything I'm doing online to the bank eventually. You're all supposed to be doing this recreationally. Getting ragdolled, recreationally. Masochistically.
You guys are so fucking bad at this. Actual full blown spergs. Lmao.
And we actually have another video from the stammering English sperg to cringe at, I honestly forgot to record this one with shadowplay two days ago:
RE: THE IDUBBBZ CONTENT COP RESPONSE aka. Leafy the LIAR
A brief response to the situation between iDubbbz and LeafyIsHere. Here are the links for the videos in question:iDubbbz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4X...
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AND BY THE WAY, I didn't even need to reveal my entire hand and show how I knew that Bird is OP. Actually knew. You'll never know. I'm never telling.
I think I'm done with this place. Actually done this time. Kiwifarms any% speedrun complete.
So long, spergs.
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Lol It is 9 PM, I live in California, and I am not Bladimir Vutin, you would know this if you looked simply at my message history here, I have said it before. But that would require you to read 200 posts not about you, and you seem to have a blindness for reality.Look at the panic that's happening. Isn't this completely backwards? I love this.
So both of the accused turn up to my thread within minutes of my post to engage in damage control..
..meanwhile on youtube:
2 hours ago:
Now:Gyazo
Gyazo
And an Englishman having a 10 minute response time on a comment posted on a 5 year old video at nearly 5am?
Gyazo
SURE THING. Confirmed Dog is Pladimir Vutin and also a full blown NEET.
At least I get to take everything I'm doing online to the bank eventually. You're all supposed to be doing this recreationally. Getting ragdolled, recreationally. Masochistically.
You guys are so fucking bad at this. Actual full blown spergs. Lmao.
And we actually have another video from the stammering English sperg to cringe at, I honestly forgot to record this one with shadowplay two days ago:
RE: THE IDUBBBZ CONTENT COP RESPONSE aka. Leafy the LIAR
A brief response to the situation between iDubbbz and LeafyIsHere. Here are the links for the videos in question:iDubbbz: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m4X...
AND BY THE WAY, I didn't even need to reveal my entire hand and show how I knew that Bird is OP. Actually knew. You'll never know. I'm never telling.
I think I'm done with this place. Actually done this time. Kiwifarms any% speedrun complete.
So long, spergs.
My original assessment was just that you had some mild form of autism but now I am starting to think you are actually crazy.
Like I said, go back to your discord cult, keep google searching.
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See you in three days.
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Have fun stuck in 2011. NeW sYsTeMs BaD aMiRiTe?
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No one is reading your shit, fucking snip it down you autistic plaid wog.
You're here forever, stop acting like you're gonna be gone. Now you've been here, there is no leaving.
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>TLDR posts in his kiwifarms thread at 3-5AM on a weekday
>calls other people NEETs
Something's not adding up folx
>calls other people NEETs
Something's not adding up folx
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He is not a NEET, He is getting a fat sum of cash from paypigs from his booming TW community so has the luxury of being able to be awake at 3AM when he should be prepping for work the next day. Well that is what I would be saying if he was not a scot, so its a given he is on some form of benefits. Water is in fact wet.