Video Game Husbands - Lusting after pixelated men

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My boyfriend Ellis from hit Valve game Left 4 Dead 2 ❤️
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Now let me powerlevel and autistically explain why I like him so much:
>He's really nice and approchable, he's basically the human imbodiment of southern hospitality
>Very chatty, he'll talk your ear of and tell you funny stories about him and his buddies
>He works as a mechanic, so he has a job and usefull life skills
>He's kind of simple and unsophisticated, which I like because I don't like pretentious psedointelectual guys
>He likes guns and also claimed to learn how to shoot a gun before he could walk (which is based as fuck)
>He's in a band, plays bass guitar
>I like his voice and his accent is cute, CUTE!
>He acts like a nervous wreck around his crush and has voice lines stating that he wants to marry her (God, I wish that were me)
>He has brown hair and blue eyes, which is the best hair and eye color combination, I don't make the rules
>In his offical description it is stated that he drops by for Sunday dinners with his mom
>One of his voice lines mentions his holy communion, which means he grew up Christian (I grew up Christan too!!!)
>We're in a simalar age group, he's only one year older than me, so it was meant to be
>He's actually pretty stereotypically masculine and boyish but in a wholesome unintimidating way
>And he's just a really nice dude that would treat me right
And I could probably keep going listing my reasons but I'll leave it at that. Ellis is the best boy.

Also here's an animation of some of his voice lines, very cool indeed.
 
Washing Machine said:
My boyfriend Ellis from hit Valve game Left 4 Dead 2 ❤️
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Now let me powerlevel and autistically explain why I like him so much:
>He's really nice and approchable, he's basically the human imbodiment of southern hospitality
>Very chatty, he'll talk your ear of and tell you funny stories about him and his buddies
>He works as a mechanic, so he has a job and usefull life skills
>He's kind of simple and unsophisticated, which I like because I don't like pretentious psedointelectual guys
>He likes guns and also claimed to learn how to shoot a gun before he could walk (which is based as fuck)
>He's in a band, plays bass guitar
>I like his voice and his accent is cute, CUTE!
>He acts like a nervous wreck around his crush and has voice lines stating that he wants to marry her (God, I wish that were me)
>He has brown hair and blue eyes, which is the best hair and eye color combination, I don't make the rules
>In his offical description it is stated that he drops by for Sunday dinners with his mom
>One of his voice lines mentions his holy communion, which means he grew up Christian (I grew up Christan too!!!)
>We're in a simalar age group, he's only one year older than me, so it was meant to be
>He's actually pretty stereotypically masculine and boyish but in a wholesome unintimidating way
>And he's just a really nice dude that would treat me right
And I could probably keep going listing my reasons but I'll leave it at that. Ellis is the best boy.

Also here's an animation of some of his voice lines, very cool indeed.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=fNKH3ZiC7So
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God I love the characters in Left 4 Dead. I mentioned this in another post, but every single one of them passes the Red Letter Media test (describe them without saying their role, what they look like, or what their job is), so for the other men we got:
  • A grumpy man with a heart of gold
  • A secret sweetheart who pretends to be the hardest, meanest guy around
  • An "optimist" whose positivity is a deliberate, conscious choice
  • A guy who just wants to do his job, chill, and eat hot wings
  • The kind of person who says he'd sell you out for a nickel, but he never would
 
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NoReturn said:
God I love the characters in Left 4 Dead. I mentioned this in another post, but every single one of them passes the red letter media test (describe them without saying their role, what they look like
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Completely agree, Valve in general used to be really good at that sort of thing. The TF2 men also apply to that, I sometimes listen to the TF2 and L4D voice line compilations for fun because the characters are all so likable and well-developed. I spent a lot of time with these characters and as parasocial as it sounds, they all feel like my close friends.

Also I'm gonna post more Ellis being cute, look at my boy yapping!
 
Since the thread bump, I'll gladly make my contributions.

My number one is Frank West for sure (I know he got a shoutout a few pages back). I love masculine men and he is very much that. Sometimes all a girl wants is a photojournalist who is capable of slaughtering thousands of zombies. Is that too much to ask? Also, I think his voice is very sexy (thank you, TJ Rotolo).
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On the much weirder end, I also love Hades from Kid Icarus: Uprising. He's such a charming SOB and again, I like the voice. It's a super underrated game as a whole too. Could not find any better pics of him so here's his icons from the game.
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Last, but not least, Jetstream Sam. Just, Jetstream Sam.
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Honestly. I dropped most of it not all vg characters. The only one I'm intrigued in is Lee Everette from TWDTTG.
 
The Crucible Knights from Elden Ring. They have some juicy fanart.
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Artorias of the Abyss. This fanart makes him look like Peter Steele, but he's a lot closer to how I imagine him to look.
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Bloody Crow of Cainhurst. I have a thing for men with white hair, and sexy armour.
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Simon the Harrowed. He looks fine with the blindfold. He looks like a Bri'ish man about to pick up my garbage without it.
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He operates that huge ass arrow, so you KNOW that motherfucker is strong.

And going off my thing for smart and sexy professors, Micolash was my first before Viktor. He's better with eyebrows, I swear.
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