UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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Jimmy Durante's Ballsack said:
On the contrary, President Trump also made a video call because who wants to be in the same room with those faggots from the UN?
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Trump can walk directly to the UN if he want to, The churro cant, he will be detained instantly on the airport also this come very hilariously a couple of days where he told everyone here that he doesnt give a shit about the UN, that they were in Trump pockets and they were literally turbo nazis, fast forward today and he decide to call and talk stupid shit that one cares, im more surprised that the call did not lagged, there is only 1 ISP in this shithole and is terrible
 
Cubanodun said:
Trump can walk directly to the UN if he want to, The churro cant, he will be detained instantly on the airport also this come very hilariously a couple of days where he told everyone here that he doesnt give a shit about the UN, that they were in Trump pockets and they were literally turbo nazis, fast forward today and he decide to call and talk stupid shit that one cares, im more surprised that the call did not lagged, there is only 1 ISP in this shithole and is terrible
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That's churro talk.

The bus driver did some sick drifts, caught wicked air and was based today just like President Trump.
 
TheMagician said:
>Maduro used to be a bus driver
I guess he's using all that driving experience to drive his country into the ground
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he was just a bus driver in name only, he barely worked

Totally was not paying attention but Guaido also talked to the UN but because i dont give a shit about him i decided to ignore it he is asking the UN to take actions against Maduro and yadda yadda blahblah

 
Cubanodun said:
No, i think i have already said it but he abused a loophole in the public contract that allowed him to rarely work by just pretending he was sick, when that stunt was patched he decided to be a coffee boy on the senate and here we are
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To repeat yet again, you don't need to repeat yourself when it comes to the slovenly work habits of public employees. That's just a world-wide thing my friend. The most unrealistic part of the DMV scene in Zootopia was how quickly they got out. Yes, I am including the talking animals in that.
 
(Inhale) Ok, after reading it several times i think i have found a way to explain it that sounds logic in human minds

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He is going to propose to his fake and gay congress (not recognized by anyone) a "anti US Sanction law" that will somehow and magically eliminate them and will bring Venezuela to a new "revival" of the economy

"Revival" of the economy is a political meme, he has promised tons and tons AND TONS of "economic" reforms that never do anything, someone should have told him already that he cant do anything about the sanctions because that's a AMERICAN issue, AMERICA is not forced to deal with him or Venezuela
 
Snekposter said:
Despite being such a moron, he's done a great job keeping the people who actually matter on his side. I guess they've all decided he's a nice figurehead because he lets them do whatever they want, or something like that.
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Every day im guessing that they have him as a retarded monkey that they exhibit for people to hate him while the rest steal, murder and opress in peace, this is just a "awww the baby want a new law lets give it to him, even when his other 1000000000000000000 laws were approved and never executed"
 
Sigh they are getting more ridiculous , i got a phone call from one of my clients that i always get him his gibs (internet is a luxury) and he told me that a "new thing" appeared on the Patria website and he did not know how to answer when i checked i facepalmed so hard, because is to large im going to leave it on PDF here but i will leave a translation, they make you a set questions about what you think about US sanctions

What do you think about the sanctions applied to Venezuela since 2015 (heh he remember the obama ones)

1) Violate the sovereign and international rights of Venezuela (1)
2) They are needed and legal

Who do you think get more affected by the US Sanctions?

1) The functionaries of the Venezuelan Government
2) The Venezuelan people
3) The private industry on Venezuela (2)

What do you think the US sanctions have achieved?

1) Benefitted the live of the venezuelan people
2) Had destroyed the venezuelan economy and ruined their people (3)
3) They have not had any good or bad consequences

Do you agree with the sanctions against PDVSA, El Petro (4) and the Venezuelan Gold?

1) Yes
2) No
3) Don't know

What did you think it should be done with the sanctions?

1) They should be eliminated
2) They should be keeped

Will you support that the next National Congress ask for the remotion of the US sanctions? (5)

1) Yes
2) No
3) Don't know

Would you support a Anti US Sanctions law made by the National Congress ?

1) Yes
2) No
3) I dont know

1= Actual government is not recognized in a internacional way, you cant kick and bitch all you want
2= Private sector can make business with the US without any problems, the sanctions are against people linked to the government, i can buy a shipment of orange jelly from the US and no one could stop me
3= Orange man has been president for 4 years, you morons have been in power for MORE THAN 20 YEARS you did a excellent job ruining the economy
4= The petro was just a childish bitchfit of Maduro because he refused to dollarize the economy in the end the Dollar came to stay and is never going away
5= This one is funny because they are already admitting that they are going to steal the elections thing that everybody knows already

All of the questions are loaded, according to some people if you answer at least 1 question in the wrong way the system blacklist you from any benefit from the government, you have to just lie to get the gibs, they are pretending to use this to show to the "world" the people of venezuela care about the sanctions he forgot that brain dead retarded stun he did years ago sending signatures to Obama to stop his "harassment" to Venezuela, Black jesus did not even bother to read them and burned them

Edit: ugggh i think my jaw broke from the cringe

 

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Cubanodun said:
(Inhale) Ok, after reading it several times i think i have found a way to explain it that sounds logic in human minds

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He is going to propose to his fake and gay congress (not recognized by anyone) a "anti US Sanction law" that will somehow and magically eliminate them and will bring Venezuela to a new "revival" of the economy

"Revival" of the economy is a political meme, he has promised tons and tons AND TONS of "economic" reforms that never do anything, someone should have told him already that he cant do anything about the sanctions because that's a AMERICAN issue, AMERICA is not forced to deal with him or Venezuela
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Comrades, I have just signed into law a resolution that makes the American turbo-fucking of our economy illegal. We begin REEEEEing in 5 minutes.


For those too foreign or zoomer to get the joke:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/We_begin_bombing_in_five_minutes
 
In little updates, the people of the raped to dead country of Cubazuela pray to the old gods for the recovery of the God emperor

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In the political front there are two updates one is Maduro celebrating that Russia gave him 4000 doses of the "vaccine" Sputnik V,he is going to administer it without any kind of supervision, he only realized later that for Putin if 2000 Venezuelans die for a gay ass vaccine is just a statistic, but he doesn't care , and no, that was not a typo everyone here how that works and half of that thing are placebos

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Guaido in the other hand has decide to call for a "national consultation".... ugghhh

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This is the same garbage when the opposition did 4 years ago, they wasted everyone time with a dumb questionnaire that did not achieve anything, the answers to his call for this consultation was "we are not going, you already know what to do and stop wasting our time"

I think i remember a post of @Null in the brexit thread that summarize how people here felt now "they just want a end of their misery they dont care how they just want it done"
 
Ghostse said:
I'm telling you guys, just go full Amish. I know Iberians can't really grow beards, but you'll adapt.
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If you were in Venezuela and really wanted to go full Amish the best bet would be right on the Brazilian border. They might get by with taking over your fields, or they might fuck up and try to take over territory in Brazil which would give them a casus belli to annex Venezuela.
 
mr.moon1488 said:
If you were in Venezuela and really wanted to go full Amish the best bet would be right on the Brazilian border. They might get by with taking over your fields, or they might fuck up and try to take over territory in Brazil which would give them a casus belli to annex Venezuela.
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We should go full Shadowrunner and be annexed to the glorious South American empire while we fight against the Colombians and the Mexicans for supremacy
 
Unfortunately Amazonia just shoved all the normal people into Rio, which is about the only thing that could make even more of an impoverished, crime-filled shithole than it is now, and about the only thing worse than current-day VZ, I'm afraid.
 
Cubanodun said:
In the political front there are two updates one is Maduro celebrating that Russia gave him 4000 doses of the "vaccine" Sputnik V,he is going to administer it without any kind of supervision, he only realized later that for Putin if 2000 Venezuelans die for a gay ass vaccine is just a statistic, but he doesn't care , and no, that was not a typo everyone here how that works and half of that thing are placebos
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That will give zero value results, because toy socialist doctors know shit about medicine, and they will write fake diagnoses on people with vaccine side effects. Even the vaccine name is made for propaganda. You will never know what kind of shit they will inject on people.

I heard about some chavista deaf community who were "happy" because the russian vaccine arrived. Jesus Christ
 
Cubanodun said:
They actually believe is a actual honest to god cure, they are that stupid
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HAHAHAHAHAH

Counter terrorists win!

Defying US sanctions, Iran completes 2nd fuel delivery mission to Venezuela​

The third and final vessel from a fuel-laden Iranian flotilla has entered Venezuela’s waters, completing a second such mission in less than a year in defiance of American sanctions targeting both nations.
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Picture provided on June 1 shows a Venezuelan Navy diver at work while Iran’s Faxon fuel tanker is docked off the Latin
American country’s coastline during a fuel delivery mission.
Faxon was directly north of Venezuela’s northeastern Sucre state as of 9:37 a.m. local time (1:37 p.m. GMT) on Saturday, according to data from vessel tracking service Refinitiv Eikon.

The vessel is carrying the remaining 234,000 barrels of fuel from the 820,000 that the fleet has been tasked with taking to Venezuela. Faxon is sailing in the wake of Forest and Fortune that respectively docked at the Latin American country’s coast on Tuesday and Friday.

Five Iranian vessels had carried out the previous fuel delivery mission between May and June. The former flotilla also delivered the equipment that the Latin American country needed to shore up its gasoline industry, which has been hit hard by the American bans.

Iran-Venezuela relations date back around 70 years. The ties have featured considerable alignment over the past two decades, including in determined opposition to Washington’s unilateralist and interventionist foreign policy.

In response to the joint stance, Washington has been pursuing a “regime change” policy towards both countries, and attempted to almost entirely block their trade link with the outside world through the sanctions.

Tehran and Caracas have signed momentous agreements in the areas of trade, energy, industrial, defensive, cultural, and educational cooperation to try and deflect the pressure.

Also on Tuesday, Foreign Minister Mohammad Javad Zarif held talks over the phone with his Venezuelan counterpart Jorge Arreaza, in which the Venezuelan official said his country’s “historic” relations with Iran were at their best possible juncture.

The talks examined “the geopolitical threats” that faced the nations and constituted a menace to peace and multilateralism, Arreaza said in a tweet.

The Venezuelan Foreign Ministry, meanwhile, cited its top diplomat as saying that Caracas had learnt from Tehran how it was supposed to confront the US’s coercive measures.

The US has imposed sanctions on state oil company Petroleos de Venezuela (PDVSA) as part of its push to oust President Nicolas Maduro, creating gasoline shortages in the once-prosperous OPEC nation.

Iran’s oil industry is also under US sanctions.
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