UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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I'm telling you guys, just go full Amish. I know Iberians can't really grow beards, but you'll adapt.

>Be Venezuelan
>Convert to amish because things went to the shit
>Manage to create a prosperous farm to live in peace with my brothers and sisters
>Government noticed
>Farms is now confiscated and managed by the government
>Farm went to the shit and everything was lost again
>Join the local guerrillas for a job
 
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>Be Venezuelan
>Convert to amish because things went to the shit
>Manage to create a prosper farm to live in peace with my brothers and sisters
>Govern noticed
>Farms is now confiscated and managed by the government
>Farm went to the shit and everything was lost again
>Join the local guerrillas for a job
Maybe in the early 00s, in 2020 your farm would be raided by niggers and all the crops would be stolen before it even has a chance to prosper
 
jk, but is also not like there's a huge gap anymore except maybe with electricity and thats also relative to where in the province you are, but its true in Caracas we really haven't had a blackout in a long time but water/gasoline/internet/ etc is all gone to shit in Caracas too, food is also more expensive here than in bushes and snakes, both in the open air markets and in the bodegones that charge in $ . The military/police is also on overdrive here with the covid excuse and they are being as corrupt as ever.
When a small blackout happens in Caracas, it is felt in the west. We're so close of the big one. Buy candles and shieeet
 
>Be Venezuelan
>Convert to amish because things went to the shit
>Manage to create a prosperous farm to live in peace with my brothers and sisters
>Government noticed
>Farms is now confiscated and managed by the government
>Farm went to the shit and everything was lost again
>Join the local guerrillas for a job

Beard asside, how is that any different from the destination you're headed to on the current trajectory?
 
Beard asside, how is that any different from the destination you're headed to on the current trajectory?
Because then they get tiny pieces of gibs from Caracas or maybe will finally nut up and day of the rope these mongoloids.

Oh wait, they won't do the latter, because starving to death in the dark in malarial tropics is what the civvies seem to want to do.
 
Because then they get tiny pieces of gibs from Caracas or maybe will finally nut up and day of the rope these mongoloids.

Oh wait, they won't do the latter, because starving to death in the dark in malarial tropics is what the civvies seem to want to do.

@LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] please back up the dumb rating of the above post with proof. I've yet to see any evidence the real public opinion in Venezuela isn't "slowly dying in the dark with government crumbs is better than the alternative of doing anything about it". And I don't mean people sobbing about muh infrastructure/muh corruption. I mean actually doing something about the situation to make it better besides just refusing to accept as legal tender the 3rd reissue of the worthless currency and goldfarming in runescape.

Provided the power is up long enough for you to post it, of course.
 
@LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] please back up the dumb rating of the above post with proof. I've yet to see any evidence the real public opinion in Venezuela isn't "slowly dying in the dark with government crumbs is better than the alternative of doing anything about it". And I don't mean people sobbing about muh infrastructure/muh corruption. I mean actually doing something about the situation to make it better besides just refusing to accept as legal tender the 3rd reissue of the worthless currency and goldfarming in runescape.

Provided the power is up long enough for you to post it, of course.
Its fucking dumb because is just as retarded as first world commie larpers that think they are revolutionaries and defend Maduro, he even mentions civnats as it that even makes sense here. Just burguers projection their own fantasies taken from YA novels and videogames applied to a situation they know nothing about and could not possibly understand.

The dumbest part is that when push comes to shove all those burguers who larp with their guns end up coping and whining telling people how they plan to buy a farm in eastern europe and run away from Muhrica because muh evil commie jews already won. As far as i know all the boogalo boys are packing and moving to a different state rather than doing anything they larped about doing and its why you have a wave of californians running away to red states.

Thats more realistic of what happens when the entire government, police, armed forces, paramilitary, media and even the international community are against the civilians. People either flee the country or learn to survive and care for their own family and loved ones. No, a father is not going to kill itself by cop/colectivo/random criminal/military/national guard and leave his family to starve when that means jack fucking shit in a situation like this one, he would struggle to feed his family or get out, specially since in Venezuela all the guns are in the hands of the government and criminals.

If instead of reading comics and playing CoD more people would read on actual revolutions they would know that civilians are either armed trained and supplied for conflict or like it happens by foreign actors or in 99.9% of cases, the military breaks with the government and tells them to fuck off, people don't stand up and give a good speech, then everybody claps and the villain is destroyed by some superhero.

If instead of trolling you would lurk moar you would also know that venezuelan people have protested aggressively for the whole two decades with always the same results, thousands have died and have been incarcerated and yet the military wont budge, the paramilitaries wont budge, there is no one supporting protests neither inside or out of the country so people always die for nothing and even USA are pansies who always fall for negotiations with corrupt actors and leave civilians to eat shit, making the situation worse with sanctions that take even more power away from the population and puts more power in Maduro because the military has all the scarce resources. Operation Condor americans were based and were a reliable ally, current era americans only move to help israel.

If you researched more you would know about 11 abril 2002 when people marched to the presidential palace, dozens were killed and it DID ended up in Chavez being ousted, because the military told him to fuck off, but the same military brought it back and there it is to this day. The civilians have done everything in their power and its not enough, if it were dictatorships would not exist anywhere in the fucking world, but not like americans understand that, they think dictatorships are The hunger games or is just like Harry Potter. Theres actually have been a lot of local insurrection groups that always end up killed or honeypoted, google "oscar perez".

So yeah, every single country with dictatorships and drug cartels needs to pull itself off the bootstraps, all the people the ISIS is oppressing and chopping of their heads are just lazy, fat first worlders surely know what fighting an oppresive system is like, they have mean people with blue hair screaming so its the same thing. Mexicans must really love The Sinaloans and The Zeta cartels, just like venezuelans, they wont give the cartels a stern handshake and tell them to please stop killing them and stealing their lands
 
Its fucking dumb because is just as retarded as first world commie larpers that think they are revolutionaries and defend Maduro, he even mentions civnats as it that even makes sense here. Just burgers projection their own fantasies taken from YA novels and videogames applied to a situation they know nothing about and could not possibly understand.

The dumbest part is that when push comes to shove all those burguers who larp with their guns end up coping and whining telling people how they plan to buy a farm in eastern europe and run away from Muhrica because muh evil commie jews already won. As far as i know all the boogalo boys are packing and moving to a different state rather than doing anything they larped about doing and its why you have a wave of californians running away to red states.

Thats more realistic of what happens when the entire government, police, armed forces, paramilitary, media and even the international community are against the civilians. People either flee the country or learn to survive and care for their own family and loved ones. No, a father is not going to kill itself by cop/colectivo/random criminal/military/national guard and leave his family to starve when that means jack fucking shit in a situation like this one, he would struggle to feed his family or get out, specially since in Venezuela all the guns are in the hands of the government and criminals.

If instead of reading comics and playing CoD more people would read on actual revolutions they would know that civilians are either armed trained and supplied for conflict or like it happens by foreign actors or in 99.9% of cases, the military breaks with the government and tells them to fuck off, people don't stand up and give a good speech, then everybody claps and the villain is destroyed by some superhero.

If instead of trolling you would lurk moar you would also know that venezuelan people have protested aggressively for the whole two decades with always the same results, thousands have died and have been incarcerated and yet the military wont budge, the paramilitaries wont budge, there is no one supporting protests neither inside or out of the country so people always die for nothing and even USA are pansies who always fall for negotiations with corrupt actors and leave civilians to eat shit, making the situation worse with sanctions that take even more power away from the population and puts more power in Maduro because the military has all the scarce resources. Operation Condor americans were based and were a reliable ally, current era americans only move to help israel.

If you researched more you would know about 11 abril 2002 when people marched to the presidential palace, dozens were killed and it DID ended up in Chavez being ousted, because the military told him to fuck off, but the same military brought it back and there it is to this day. The civilians have done everything in their power and its not enough, if it were dictatorships would not exist anywhere in the fucking world, but not like americans understand that, they think dictatorships are The hunger games or is just like Harry Potter. Theres actually have been a lot of local insurrection groups that always end up killed or honeypoted, google "oscar perez".

So yeah, every single country with dictatorships and drug cartels needs to pull itself off the bootstraps, all the people the ISIS is oppressing and chopping of their heads are just lazy, fat first worlders surely know what fighting an oppresive system is like, they have mean people with blue hair screaming so its the same thing. Mexicans must really love The Sinaloans and The Zeta cartels, just like venezuelans, they wont give the cartels a stern handshake and tell them to please stop killing them and stealing their lands

So you agree the public opinion in Venezuela is that slowly dying the dark with your government crumbs is better than doing anything about it.

I get its not easy. You let Chavez take your guns. But there are other guns. They exist. But that is fucking hard and super dangerous, so yeah fuck that. Yes, just trying to go all Rambonez is dumb, that's why you organize. But looks like anyone you trust to do that instead just takes a cut of grift once the offer is good enough.

Simon Bolivar wouldn't even bother looking at you people today. (I mean, partly because you've been race mixing with the fucking indos, to be fair). God forbid you risk your own lives instead of waiting for Columbia to do something for you, instead wanting some guy from another country to die to try to unfuck the mess YOU created. Which political events have shown pretty strongly that even if you dislodge the current tick, you're going to welcome then next one will be just as bad or even worse.

There is no evidence the people of Venezuela don't have the government that they want.

The Americans feel like that because we have a bunch of poor dead bastards all over New England who didn't comparatively have it as bad you have it and they decided enough was enough. They also didn't want to deprive their family of a father or son, but instead of saying "well, if I die the Rodriguezes will benefit while doing nothing", they did it anyway.

Also, The Mexicans tried throwing off the Sinaloans and the Zetas, but the Templar eneded up just becoming a cartel. So yeah, looks like Mexicans do like their cartels. "Don't trust mexicans with anything, they'll form or join a cartel" is an accurate statement I've yet to see disproven.
 
So you agree the public opinion in Venezuela is that slowly dying the dark with your government crumbs is better than doing anything about it.

I get its not easy. You let Chavez take your guns. But there are other guns. They exist. But that is fucking hard and super dangerous, so yeah fuck that. Yes, just trying to go all Rambonez is dumb, that's why you organize. But looks like anyone you trust to do that instead just takes a cut of grift once the offer is good enough.

Simon Bolivar wouldn't even bother looking at you people today. (I mean, partly because you've been race mixing with the fucking indos, to be fair). God forbid you risk your own lives instead of waiting for Columbia to do something for you, instead wanting some guy from another country to die to try to unfuck the mess YOU created. Which political events have shown pretty strongly that even if you dislodge the current tick, you're going to welcome then next one will be just as bad or even worse.

There is no evidence the people of Venezuela don't have the government that they want.

The Americans feel like that because we have a bunch of poor dead bastards all over New England who didn't comparatively have it as bad you have it and they decided enough was enough. They also didn't want to deprive their family of a father or son, but instead of saying "well, if I die the Rodriguezes will benefit while doing nothing", they did it anyway.

Also, The Mexicans tried throwing off the Sinaloans and the Zetas, but the Templar eneded up just becoming a cartel. So yeah, looks like Mexicans do like their cartels. "Don't trust mexicans with anything, they'll form or join a cartel" is an accurate statement I've yet to see disproven.
Cool your tits. I get why nobody in Venezuela is in a hurry to form death squads. Modern revolutions aren't Minutemen all lined up in the town square and running off the Redcoats. It's things that go bump in the night kidnapping your family and sending them back to you in pieces.
 
Venezuela is like the shittiest apartment in the apartment building. There's enough residual heat from the adjacent apartments to keep them alive through the winter. And at this point the landlord doesn't care anymore as long as he keeps getting that government check that subsidized their monthly rent.

But it's still Venezuela's fault that they broke their stove, sold every piece of copper they could find, and pissed off their neighbors and familial associations. And that shit isn't going to get better any time soon without a change in attitude. A little honey in the direction of the United States means they can have some technicians fix their very expensive and complicated refining capacity. But at this point are they even going to take Venezuela's call?
 
Venezuela is like the shittiest apartment in the apartment building. There's enough residual heat from the adjacent apartments to keep them alive through the winter. And at this point the landlord doesn't care anymore as long as he keeps getting that government check that subsidized their monthly rent.

But it's still Venezuela's fault that they broke their stove, sold every piece of copper they could find, and pissed off their neighbors and familial associations. And that shit isn't going to get better any time soon without a change in attitude. A little honey in the direction of the United States means they can have some technicians fix their very expensive and complicated refining capacity. But at this point are they even going to take Venezuela's call?
Lol no. The only way the US is going to do anything to fix up the VZ oilfields after all the Commie nationalization shit that's gone down is if Maduro hands them over as US territory in everything but name, and US Marines get to be stationed there 24/7 in case that cocksucker tries anything. Obviously that's not happening, so they get to sit there and rust until the end of time, since Empanada Man looks like he wants to try outlasting the Lich Queen currently occupying the throne of England.
 
Lol no. The only way the US is going to do anything to fix up the VZ oilfields after all the Commie nationalization shit that's gone down is if Maduro hands them over as US territory in everything but name, and US Marines get to be stationed there 24/7 in case that cocksucker tries anything. Obviously that's not happening, so they get to sit there and rust until the end of time, since Empanada Man looks like he wants to try outlasting the Lich Queen currently occupying the throne of England.
Watch. The moment something like us going in to fix those shitty rigs happens they'll all just scream "KILL THE PIGS" and reee about imperialism and actually fight us. Then we just tear the rotting rigs all down and leave and they starve harder and with nothing resembling hope now, blaming us in the process.

I'm not gonna lie, my opinion on the region is now lower that the middle east, which is fucking impressive.
 
The Middle East at least tries to make functioning countries, and they succeed, even if they're totalitarian, corrupt shitholes only kept afloat by oil money and bribes from other places to not start shit. That's a low fucking bar TBH, but VZ can't help but reject any sort of foreign aid that might help them actually build anything. No, selling off the gold reserves for a few tankers of sanctioned Iranian gasoline doesn't count. At least the fucking Cubans were smart enough to go international when they needed something instead of reeing about self-sufficiency like Maduro. We're seeing a country descend into Juche Madness in real time, and its hilarious (except for those still there, you have all my heart responses).
 
That's a low fucking bar TBH, but VZ can't help but reject any sort of foreign aid that might help them actually build anything.
It's not that they reject it. It's that they demand having full control of the aid so that they can rummage through it.

It's crazy how far it has devolved there. All of the trade networks are controlled by the army so that the officers can get a taste. All finances go through a currency exchange scheme so that political officials are the only ones with purchasing power. Kleptocracy is the best way to describe their government.
 
The US no longer has a strategic interest in keeping Venezeula pumping oil. That's why no one has shown up to bail them out, because their sludge oil isn't worth it.

People have not woken up to what the Pashall oilfield has done to the US foreign policy objectives. There is no longer an imminent, pressing need to meddle in the affairs of every single oil producing country to ensure supply.
If they ever get a pipeline build out of there, Israel is done for.
 
Found hilarious how Orange man is using the UN has a bludgeon to kill Maduro hope for them to come and observe the fake gay ass election

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Edit: i should add a little context, Maduro is hoping that by having the UN and EU as observers he can legitimate in some way his farse in december but two things happened that cuck him out of that option

1) The UN released a report that confirm without a hint of doubt that Maduro committed Human rights violations by the shitload, Arreaza immediately came out to defend him and the result was worse, he claimed that Maduro "did not knew" about the violations, so let me see, all the polices and armed forces on Venezuela respond directly to him, every person that even had a bad thougth about him get arrested immediately and now he just going to say "na i did not knew", worst of it, he did not deny they actually happened

2) The EU was another case, they wanted minimum guarantees for they to come to observe, Maduro refused all of them, then the EU ask him that at least delay the election until next year, he said it was "impossible" then the EU told him to fuck off then
 
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Simon Bolivar wouldn't even bother looking at you people today.

I dont think he is very happy with us after we desecrated his body for electoral propaganda

But at this point are they even going to take Venezuela's call?

Depends, the "influencers" (spit to the ground) say that the only reason Trump care is because every country that want to piss him off has interest here, Russia, China, Iran, (put here your dumbass country that everyone hates) doesnt help that Maduro know that if Trump send a honest to god force the Army will crumble like wet paper i mean we are talking about the guys that panicked seeing Colombian soldiers because they believed they were marines, their first reaction? they threw themselves to the ground and asked to not be killed, they are so dumb that can't differentiate between a marine and a colombian soldier

but VZ can't help but reject any sort of foreign aid that might help them actually build anything

Sorry my friend but i need to correct you there, the reason Maduro refuse help is that he keep insisting that everything is going ok, he lives in a autistic bubble where everyone tell him that everything is alright and is not until the facts come to hit him in the ass that he admit there is something wrong lets enumerate

1) He keep insisting that the SEN was alright, it was not until the damn presidential palace was hit by a blackout that he admitted that there was something wrong, only to spin it that was sabotage, forgot very quickly that every single electrical infrastructure has a battalion of the army

2) He did not admit the problem with the water supply until several loyalist to him told him about it, he keep refusing to repair the water supply because the water mafias are controlled by the army, and he cant touch them

3) The dollar, oooh this was the fun one, is a story on itself he tried for several years to downplay the dollar, he keep bragging that his economic plan was going to make the bolivar a international currency loved by everyone, fast forward today his plans became a joke as big as chavez "economic engines", the bolivar is dead, like super dead, after all his plans and the catastrophic failure of the Petro, he admitted that "dollarization" is something good then forced everyone to accept dollars at "official values", the fun part is that the "official value" is just the value that is showed in the website he hate so much DolarToday, he believed that people was going to pay taxes with dollars and he could survive a little longer, business were smart and only received dollars, changed it into bolivares that devalue every single day and paid their taxes with it, Maduro is still mad about it because he cant force them to pay in dollars without killing the bolivar first

About the sanctions it probably are not going to do jackshit, Maduro is using them as a excuse for everything bad, he know the people is cucked, the military dont care about him and the opposition are a bunch of morons that cant get their heads out of thei asses, he just have to keep his mouth shut and no one will ever remember he is even there
 
Imagine being so butthurt that you do a online call to the UN to cry about Orange Man literally a week after them making a report about how much of a piece of shit you are

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He did it online because he cant go nearby the US without being detained, he cant land directly on the UN and outside of Venezuela he doesnt have any kind of immunity
 
Imagine being so butthurt that you do a online call to the UN to cry about Orange Man literally a week after them making a report about how much of a piece of shit you are

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He did it online because he cant go nearby the US without being detained, he cant land directly on the UN and outside of Venezuela he doesnt have any kind of immunity
On the contrary, President Trump also made a video call because who wants to be in the same room with those faggots from the UN?

Once again you can't churro the bus driver or whatever.
 
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