UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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Riteeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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You mean in Falcon... oh you are talking about Cardon and Amuay? You mean the refinery that only manage to work for 3 hours until it stopped again because your brain dead moron technicians cannot start the catalytic unit? ? or the one that never recovered after the explosion that destroyed everything in several km including a National guard base? oh and El palito refinery? you mean that one that is inoperable after you forced it to start, broke the damn pipes and spill enough oil to contaminate everything for fucking 50 years?

There is no need for spies to sabotage our refineries Maduro, you are making a perfect work on that regard
 
Cubanodun said:
Riteeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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You mean in Falcon... oh you are talking about Cardon and Amuay? You mean the refinery that only manage to work for 3 hours until it stopped again because your brain dead moron technicians cannot start the catalytic unit? ? or the one that never recovered after the explosion that destroyed everything in several km including a National guard base? oh and El palito refinery? you mean that one that is inoperable after you forced it to start, broke the damn pipes and spill enough oil to contaminate everything for fucking 50 years?

There is no need for spies to sabotage our refineries Maduro, you are making a perfect work on that regard
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Cubanodun said:
Riteeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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You mean in Falcon... oh you are talking about Cardon and Amuay? You mean the refinery that only manage to work for 3 hours until it stopped again because your brain dead moron technicians cannot start the catalytic unit? ? or the one that never recovered after the explosion that destroyed everything in several km including a National guard base? oh and El palito refinery? you mean that one that is inoperable after you forced it to start, broke the damn pipes and spill enough oil to contaminate everything for fucking 50 years?

There is no need for spies to sabotage our refineries Maduro, you are making a perfect work on that regard
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The CIA are not sending their best iguanas apparently.
 
LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
The CIA are not sending their best iguanas apparently.
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This come after he got the news that there is a high chance that the fuel from the iranians is not going to come so he is already making his Netflix tm excuses to distract the people for a while, they are so frequent that people got bored of them already
 
Cubanodun said:
This come after he got the news that there is a high chance that the fuel from the iranians is not going to come so he is already making his Netflix tm excuses to distract the people for a while, they are so frequent that people got bored of them already
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For the last three days there have been a line of vehicles in front of my building for the entire day because a service station is pumping gasoline, the scary part is that the service station is more than 1 km away from where i live and the cars even continue up until the Cota Mil, i don't even know where it ends but it quite farther away, someone on that queue is going to be there for an entire day to fill a tank, if there's even anything left by the time they get there.
 
LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
For the last three days there have been a line of vehicles in front of my building for the entire day because a service station is pumping gasoline, the scary part is that the service station is more than 1 km away from where i live and the cars even continue up until the Cota Mil, i don't even know where it ends but it quite farther away, someone on that queue is going to be there for an entire day to fill a tank, if there's even anything left by the time they get there.
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Take it with a grain of salt but near my house lives a General that is friend with my family and he told us yesterday that what it comes next is just barring of every civilian for fuel, the official excuse is going to be that because "muh scalpers" there is no fuel anymore and is going to be relegated to police, military, people with connections and ambulance, the last one we know is bullshit, they are trying to gain time to see if the Iranian fuel arrives, if USA block those ships we are back to 1800 but with WiFi
 
Cubanodun said:
Take it with a grain of salt but near my house lives a General that is friend with my family and he told us yesterday that what it comes next is just barring of every civilian for fuel, the official excuse is going to be that because "muh scalpers" there is no fuel anymore and is going to be relegated to police, military, people with connections and ambulance, the last one we know is bullshit, they are trying to gain time to see if the Iranian fuel arrives, if USA block those ships we are back to 1800 but with WiFi
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"But is only the enchufados who are going to be affected by the sanctions, not the citizens!!!" a boomer in Miami posts on r/vzla using their iphone.
 
Cubanodun said:
or the one that never recovered after the explosion that destroyed everything in several km including a National guard base?
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"Venezuela menaced by exploding refineries" - Sankaku Complex.
You can say explosions tie Venezuelan Communism and Chinese Communism together.
I'd never guess that when they said diversity is our strength they were talking about explosions diversifying the means of production.
 
Cubanodun said:
Riteeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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You mean in Falcon... oh you are talking about Cardon and Amuay? You mean the refinery that only manage to work for 3 hours until it stopped again because your brain dead moron technicians cannot start the catalytic unit? ? or the one that never recovered after the explosion that destroyed everything in several km including a National guard base? oh and El palito refinery? you mean that one that is inoperable after you forced it to start, broke the damn pipes and spill enough oil to contaminate everything for fucking 50 years?

There is no need for spies to sabotage our refineries Maduro, you are making a perfect work on that regard
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So he's a marine, which is a martitime warfighter, and he worked for the CIA. He was there to use is mechanical expertise to destroy the refineries.

Maduro got himself an actual Tinker Sailor Soldier Spy.

Cubanodun said:
Take it with a grain of salt but near my house lives a General that is friend with my family and he told us yesterday that what it comes next is just barring of every civilian for fuel, the official excuse is going to be that because "muh scalpers" there is no fuel anymore and is going to be relegated to police, military, people with connections and ambulance, the last one we know is bullshit, they are trying to gain time to see if the Iranian fuel arrives, if USA block those ships we are back to 1800 but with WiFi
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Just go full Amish now my man. You're already doing the time, might as well rack up the god points.


Toss out all your buttons, get a sweet horse (until you have to eat it because the country has been Churroed.).


LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
"But is only the enchufados who are going to be affected by the sanctions, not the citizens!!!" a boomer in Miami posts on r/vzla using their iphone.
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Until the populace does something other than wait for Columbia to come take over, I'm just assuming Venezuela has the government its people want.
 
3119967d0c said:
Lol, Venezuelan opposition journalist Patricia Poleo hinting that she's going to expose extortion committed by the ZOG regime-funded terrorists of Juan Gaybo Monday.
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>taking Patricia poleo seriously

should i laugh? or are you the kind of people that believe Panampost is actually a honest and good source of news?

Edit: i suppose i should add some context, Poleo is very infamous on Venezuela for being a sellout that only purpose is to be a source of Fake news, because all her "scoops" are mostly lies people ignore anything she say, she was catched on camera telling that she can accuse anyone without proof because thats is how a story develop, she also has connection with the chavizmo, btw if you noticed that the "folder" with the "documents" looks awfully familiar?, yeah remember when DSP showed his folder with taxes and was just white papers? yeah you are paying attention

Her scoops are shit, if she had something of value pretty much Maduro would be celebrating, she is a fake news whore that only lie for clicks
 
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Cubanodun said:
>taking Patricia poleo seriously

should i laugh? or are you the kind of people that believe Panampost is actually a honest and good source of news?

Edit: i suppose i should add some context, Poleo is very infamous on Venezuela for being a sellout that only purpose is to be a source of Fake news, because all her "scoops" are mostly lies people ignore anything she say, she was catched on camera telling that she can accuse anyone without proof because thats is how a story develop, she also has connection with the chavizmo, btw if you noticed that the "folder" with the "documents" looks awfully familiar?, yeah remember when DSP showed his folder with taxes and was just white papers? yeah you are paying attention

Her scoops are shit, if she had something of value pretty much Maduro would be celebrating, she is a fake news whore that only lie for clicks
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"Anti-Maduro shills who don't directly work for the CIA are dishonest"
OK bud
 
3119967d0c said:
"Anti-Maduro shills who don't directly work for the CIA are dishonest"
OK bud
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Work for the CIA lmao, i dont have to say anything further, she is going to spill her spaguetti, it will be a nothing burger and another day will pass with nothing of interest happening, Poleo is the kind of scumbag that would destroy the opposition if she get some kind of hard evidence

Edit: remember when i told you guys about what the general told me about the gasoline? it already started

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The plan is to just abandon all the other states except Caracas because Maduro is there and keeping Caracas happy (pfftt) is the plan now to prevent a civil protest

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Adamska said:
Again, don't mind him. He is a mufti asset who has to say dumb shit or get executed as a Jew or whatever backwards pigshit that failing country does to people who think too hard.
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At the end of the day Poleo did not say anything worthwhile she lied for Youtube shekels, used government bots to raise a pitiful TT on twatter and almost all of them was people telling her to choke and die

I mean her "proof" of "horrible corruption" was shit like this


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ANYWAY i hope orange man nuke Iran already and make the world a better place, Maduro is not happy about this

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The UN has discovered warm water

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Yeah it took them years to notice that yes, Maduro violates human rights every day that did not stop them to give Venezuela a seat in the HR council, in my opinion they are throwing this report to not come to avail the fucking gay ass election on december, now with the UN out of the way only the EU remains
 
VelcroPocket said:
Nothing new under the sun. We (the rest of the country) we're abandoned long time ago :c
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Caracas is Caracas
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jk, but is also not like there's a huge gap anymore except maybe with electricity and thats also relative to where in the province you are, but its true in Caracas we really haven't had a blackout in a long time but water/gasoline/internet/ etc is all gone to shit in Caracas too, food is also more expensive here than in bushes and snakes, both in the open air markets and in the bodegones that charge in $ . The military/police is also on overdrive here with the covid excuse and they are being as corrupt as ever.
 
I'm telling you guys, just go full Amish. I know Iberians can't really grow beards, but you'll adapt.
 
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