UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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If he's really lucky, a swarm of bats might defeat their airforce too.
Paper planes got that covered.
@Cubanodun btw hows your airforce? Im assuming Maduro didn't put much into it and bought cold war MIGS.
Should of invested in raptor F-22's at least. They're one of my favs (:_(
 
Paper planes got that covered.
@Cubanodun btw hows your airforce? Im assuming Maduro didn't put much into it and bought cold war MIGS.
Should of invested in raptor F-22's at least. They're one of my favs (:_(
Venezuela actually invested in Sukhoi Su-30 strike fighters.
Though its believed they dont have their shit together and can't get them airborne.

Venezuela still operates a number of early-model F-16's as well, though again how many they have on paper vs how many they can get flying is another question.
 
It wouldn't surprise me if Venezuela has all of those planes in various states of disassembly because they can't decide which airframes should be intact and which ones cannibalized for parts, but its also a moot point anyways since the fuel bunkers at the bases are empty and their missiles are in a similar state of disassembly due to incompetence.
 
Paper planes got that covered.
@Cubanodun btw hows your airforce? Im assuming Maduro didn't put much into it and bought cold war MIGS.
Should of invested in raptor F-22's at least. They're one of my favs (:_(

They are used to LARP top gun over cities, when Chavez was alive he bought a tons of Sukhois so he would look good but most of them are inoperative for lack of parts, Maduro has a contract with the russians to maintain some but now our best buddies are the Iranians, is been months since any mention of Russian or Chinese cooperation
 
I actually was envisioning Maduro getting yeeted by a horde of Juggalos when I first read this. Given the status of Venezuela, they probably could force the country into the Dark Carnival.

I was expecting a Literal Clown World joke, but the Nation of the Juggalos also works. It would be interesting to see Violent J and his fursuited daughter run the country better than Maduro.

I mean, purgatory is a step up from hell.
 
I was expecting a Literal Clown World joke, but the Nation of the Juggalos also works. It would be interesting to see Violent J and his fursuited daughter run the country better than Maduro.

I mean, purgatory is a step up from hell.
"Fucking breadlines, how do they work?
And I don't wanna talk to a socialist
Y'all motherfuckers lying, and getting me pissed"
 
I was expecting a Literal Clown World joke, but the Nation of the Juggalos also works. It would be interesting to see Violent J and his fursuited daughter run the country better than Maduro.

I mean, purgatory is a step up from hell.
actual icp cares about the juggalos and doesn't want them to die
the dark carnival is less of a dystopic nightmare than current year venezuela is
 
Told you guys, Venezuela is practically Republican

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The commie shills that supported Biden are blocking and insulting everyone that disagrees with them, claiming that Trump is not going to win in November and that he is a sexist racist pig, even when the only president that gave a shit for us was him, they keep sucking his cock so much that they forgot that Obama pretty much let the Iranians do whatever they wanted on Venezuela in exchange of the Nuclear deal, and Biden want to lift the sanctions and economic block of Cuba

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Is hilarious how high the support for Trump is here, i think is higher than florida
 
@Cubanodun hahahahahahah
The president of Venezuela's National Constituent Assembly (ANC), Diosdado Cabello, denounced that the U.S. Drug Enforcement Administration (DEA) and Colombia have direct links in the foiled paramilitary assault that took place on Sunday.

In statements to the press, Cabello, who is also vice president of the United Socialist Party of Venezuela (PSUV) announced that the results of the investigations into the sea-landing attempted attack carried out this morning by mercenaries from the neighboring country will soon be released, and announced the involvement of a DEA officer in the events.

The DEA is involved, along with the US government, Colombia and drug trafficking groups, in the attempted paramilitary attack foiled by Venezuelan intelligence agencies this Sunday morning in Macuto, La Guaira state, he said.

He explained that the security forces will carry out internal actions to detect the national groups linked to these actions, against which they will act according to the law in Venezuela.

'We have to act in an effective and forceful way... The problems of Venezuelans are solved by Venezuelans, the people want peace,' he emphasized.

He also assured that the US government and the Venezuelan oligarchy are behind these destabilizing actions and stressed that all this is financed with drug trafficking money.

They are waiting to have a party (...) the right continues to underestimate the people and the national security agencies (...) they have not learned from their mistakes,' Cabello said in his speech.
COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN
 
The problems of Venezuelans are solved by Venezuelans

:optimistic: O RLY? :optimistic:

When do they plan on actually trying to solve those problems?

Oh, wait, they ARE those problems.
 
It wouldn't surprise me if Venezuela has all of those planes in various states of disassembly because they can't decide which airframes should be intact and which ones cannibalized for parts, but its also a moot point anyways since the fuel bunkers at the bases are empty and their missiles are in a similar state of disassembly due to incompetence.
It used to blow my mind that even nice, well-built, paved airstrips were treated like a garbage dump. They can't even get someone to sweep the fucking plane's street, how would they keep up the maint sched on a finicky RUS fighter?
 
@Cubanodun hahahahahahah

COUNTER TERRORISTS WIN

Sigh, from where i'm going to start, there is so much wrong there to unpack it and i have still not finished my research about it but going to say what i know

First of all the operation is the biggest and most dumb false flag that has come from our dear cuban overlords, to begin with Venezuela has tons and tons of entries by the sea, why in the name of all the fucks you pick Maicuto that is in freaking Caracas, where you can get more safe access from EVERYWHERE? is like trying to invade Washington DC and you decided to do it with 4 guys by entering the Potomac river, the freaking INTERNATIONAL airport of venezuela with a entire garrison is practically at a spit distance, it doesn't make ANY sense, oh rite lets add a little more of the pile of lies did i tell you that our government is saying without any hint of shame that they came directly from Colombia to Caracas on this?

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Yeah, totally real gais, lets keep going then because destroying commies dreams is one of my hobbies did i also forgot to mention that this was prepared with days of anticipation? a couple of days ago Maduro decide for no reason at all to move 3 ships of the navy to La Guaira, when actualy not faggots journalist when to ask what happened the entire thing fall appart very quickly, itwas apparently a gang war between drug cartels that refuse to pay to the military, they were buttmad about it, move ships, intercepted them and blammed them, should i add the fact that the big honchos in the army did not know jackshit about it until it was literally tweeted to them?

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They were "wait what invasion those were..." then Maduro went "pssssssh get with the program "

After i thought it could not get worse some clowns leadered by some gringo i have never heard about it called Jordran Goudreau a ex green beret apparently that was training soldiers in the border (according to him) said in a video that the operation for the liberation of venezuela start TODAY niggers and that the thing that happened in the guaira? a bluff (again according to him) he works for a PMC of some sort called Silvercorp USA and he claimed that he was hired by Guaido to churro the Maduro but he refused to pay(?) and that was a breach of contract(?) and now he can talk about it and that Operation Gedeon is go baby MERCENARIES 2 IS REALLLLLL


















Wow, then what is the problem with this? he is a agent of Cliver alcala aka a spy of Maduro in the resistance, this operation is a sham, in the interview he did with Patricia poleo he claimed that he was owed more than 212 millions for the operation, but Guaido never paid then he put a supposed video where he is signing the contract... a video with Guaido having the most fake gayass voice you can even imagine and a contract where he supposedly signed since LAST year to kill Maduro

Yes the contract is totally incomplete for being a tough guy he cut the fun part out of it
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Wow that evidence is BULLETPROOF that Guaido was going to churro the maduro imarite? imarite?

No

First of all Guaido has NEVER signed ANY kind of document claiming to be the "President of Venezuela" all his documents are signed as "President of Venezuela (E) aka Encargado or In charge they even fucked up the signature in that gay ass contract

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Second the person that did the interview and found the contract is Patricia Poleo, a know communist shill that like to pretend she is with Venezuela but she is in Maduro payroll alongside another garbage new site called Panam post

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Third the fact that no less than 10 minutes after she posted her garbage, several Maduro news websites had prepared articles about it

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But Cubano then what is the point of all of this super mega high octane operation you ask? well the communist playbook state that if you can hide a bad new fabricate a fake one to hide the true one, they are doing this shit because they cant hide a massacre in a prison where more than 50 people were killed, a war erupted inside because they were starving and also there is a out right gang war Saint rows style because the galaxy brain minister decided to liberate a bunch of prisoners for "Humanitarian reasons aka corona chan" the trash returned to their territories, saw it invaded by others and went ballistic, literally



















That video is from yesterday, 24 hours has passed and they are still shooting each other

To resume all of this is to memory hole the massacre, the gang war, the fact that they failed to restart the oil refinery of El Palito and there is no more money to buy more gasoline and there is no hope for more any time soon
 
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Hilarious, they can't even fake attacks right.

Fucking pathetic. Somalia's a more real country than Venezuela right now.
 
Sigh, from where i'm going to start, there is so much wrong there to unpack it and i have still not finished my research about it but going to say what i know

First of all the operation is the biggest and most dumb false flag that has come from our dear cuban overlords, first of all Venezuela has tons of tons of entries by the sea, why in the name of all the fucks you pick Maicuto that is in freaking Caracas, where you can get more safe access from EVERYWHERE? is like trying to invade Washington DC and you decided to do it with 4 guys and entering the Potomac river, the freaking INTERNATIONAL airport of venezuela with a entire garrison is practically at a spit distance, it doesn't make ANY sense, oh rite lets add a little more of the pile of lies did i tell you that our government is saying without any hint of shame that they came directly from Colombia to Caracas on this?

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Yeah, totally real gais, lets keep going then because destroying commies dreams is one of my hobbies did i also forgot to mention that this was prepared with days of anticipation? a couple of days ago Maduro decide for no reason at all to move 3 ships of the navy to La Guaira, when actualy not faggots journalist when to ask what happened the entire thing was apparently a gang war between drug cartels that refuse to pay to the military, they were buttmad about it, move ships, intercepted them and blammed them, should i add the fact that the big honchos in the army did not know jackshit about it until it was literally tweeted to them?

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They were "wait what invasion those were..." then Maduro went "pssssssh get with the program "

After i thought it could not get worse some clowns leadered by some gringo i have never heard about it called Jordran Goudreau a ex green beret apparently that was training soldiers in the border (according to him) said in a video that the operation for the liberation of venezuela start TODAY niggas and that the thing that happened in the guaira? a bluff (again according to him) he works for a PMC of some sort called Silvercorp USA and he claimed that he was hired by Guaido to churro the Maduro but he refused to pay(?) and that was a breach of contract(?) and now he can talk about it and that Operation Gedeon is go baby MERCENARIES 2 IS REALLLLLL

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Wow, then what is the problem with this? he is a agent of Cliver alcala aka a spy of Maduro in the resistance, this operation is a sham, in the interview he did with Patricia poleo he claimed that he was owed more than 212 millions for the operation, but Guaido never paid then they put a supposed video where he is signing the contract... a video with Guaido having the most fake gayass voice you can even imagine and a contract where he supposedly signed since LAST year to kill Maduro

Yes the contract is totally incomplete for being a tough guy he cut the fun part out of it
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Wow that evidence is BULLETPROOF that Guaido was going to churro the maduro imarite? imarite?

No

First of all Guaido has NEVER signed ANY kind of document claiming to be the "President of venezuela" all his documents are signed as "President of Venezuela (E) aka Encargado or In charge they even fucked up the signature in that gay ass contract

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Second the person that did the interview and found the contract is Patricia Poleo, a know communist shill that like to pretend she is with Venezuela but she is a sellout and in Maduro payroll alongside another garbage new site called Panam post

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Third the fact that no less than 10 minutes after she posted her garbage, several Maduro news websites had prepared articles about it

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But Cubano then what is the point of all of this super mega high octane operation you ask? well the communist playbook state that if you can hide a bad new fabricate a fake one to hide the true one, they are doing this shit because they cant hide a massacre in a prison where more than 50 people were killed because a war erupted inside because they were starving and there is a out right gang war Saint rows style because the galaxy brain minister decided to liberate a bunch of prisoners for "Humanitarian reasons aka corona chan" the trash returned to their territories, saw it invaded by others and went ballistic, literally

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That video is from yesterday, 24 hours has passed and they are still shooting each other

To resume all of this is to memory hole the massacre, the gang war, the fact that they failed to re-start the oil refinery of El Palito and there is no more money to buy more gasoline and there is no hope for more any time soon
Lol, cry more. "The failed mercenary army attacks were all fake, Guano has a 100% K : D ratio".
 
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