With the news of an attempted army uprising ending in many arrests happening in the troubled nation, I think now is the time to just say 'Post all Venezuela related news here'
Our version of TDS is pathetic, our idiots will do anything that could piss off Orange Man, funny after this Maduro swore new milicians aka poor people LARPing for a quick buck, he also claim that he has more than 3 millions of them and they will die for revolution if its necessary, and i believe he also said that if Trump dare to invade Venezuela he will personally lead the charge to expel the marines using Vietnam as a example
Our version of TDS is pathetic, our idiots will do anything that could piss off Orange Man, funny after this Maduro swore new milicians aka poor people LARPing for a quick buck, he also claim that he has more than 3 millions of them and they will die for revolution if its a necessary, and i believe he also said that if Trump dare to invade Venezuela he will personally lead the charge to expel the marines using Vietnam as a example
I have to admit the dosh that gave them must have worth all the circus they are mounting, first a little explanation, to giving a vote in our congress you have to be actually present in the building and sign a book where it can be proven that you were actually there, Parra the traitor keep insisting he was elected by the majority but refused to show the list of attendees because check this out "he was afraid of people harassing the deputies that voted" motherfucker everyone know who they are, when everyone begin to bitch that if he is so sure about having being elected by the rules then show the goddamn list, because he know he is lying and with no backup plan of his communist overlord he then say the most low effort excuse that you can even imagine
"It was stolen lol"
He declared this after a goddamn WEEK because no one believed him and now no one ever will, he is trying to bail HARD of this mess because Orange man is preparing sanctions and the cucks of the EU are also going to sanction him and his friends, he believed that for being from the opposition he was not going to be fucked, think again
And how are the traitors enjoying their shekels? well i have been following one in particularly, Kerrin mavarens im going to power level a little but me and my family know him for years, like 2 years ago he came to my house to ask for donations for his campaign for the mayor office of the town, i refused because i told him "you are not going to win and you dont have any way to pay me back", my family was mad about it but now i was vindicated, ok continuing he appeared in Coro to make a press conference were no one went and when he was going to his car people begin to call him TRAITOR and hit him very hard with the door of his new brand 50k $ SUV
They are calling him "Maricon" that is "Faggot" in english, is well know that he swing that way but never confirmed, not that it will stop the people even if he was gay, we dont have that first world country consideration for LGBT much less for traitors
Our version of TDS is pathetic, our idiots will do anything that could piss off Orange Man, funny after this Maduro swore new milicians aka poor people LARPing for a quick buck, he also claim that he has more than 3 millions of them and they will die for revolution if its necessary, and i believe he also said that if Trump dare to invade Venezuela he will personally lead the charge to expel the marines using Vietnam as a example
They know or actually believe that nothing is going to happen between Iran and USA, that is why they make outrageous statement like our army is going to help Iran in case of war with the USA and vowed revenge for the death of Soleimani
They also blocked all Google websites like youtube but thanks to brother Nullay blessed be his autism i don't have those inconveniences so i can report what is happening
Yesterday our army went full clown mode flexing their muscles on TV because if you believe the rumors the americans are going to deep strike like space marines and kill Maduro with bolters or something
This also come after a weird move of Maduro to make the peasant army a full recognized by the constitution army, think that some high rank echelons dont want , for perspective the peasant army aka the "reserves" are just a bunch of old guys cosplaying as soldiers that only do it for a measly extra income people outside should remember them as the bunch of old farts LARPing with Nagants
Another reason for why they are so paranoid is because Orange man decided to take a break of laughing to the impeachment probe and decide to send a recon plane, the thing is normally the recons planes only get to Falcon (the northmost part of the country) and they bail to Curazao or Brasil but yesterday they decided to get ballsy and get super close to Caracas, thing that made them shit their collective pants because THEY DID NOT DETECT IT UNTIL IT WAS TO LATE
I know the thing say that they tried to communicate it but people say that they were pretty much scared shitless of it because apparently it was mandatory to watch the first season of Jack ryan and they believed the surgical drone strike is 100 far realz
For now people is gathering in the several meetings points and waiting the "important announcements" of Guaido, im not expecting anything worthwhile but the massive panic of the Army is fun to watch
Like i said before i know some soldiers and everyone jokes about how they are going to run for their lives in the Marines come, they dont have any kind of combat experience or training or equipment good enough to even tackle the americans, some years ago a military expert theorized that a single drone could obliterate Miraflores in less than a day because there is no AA defense worth a shit, dont let the LARPing in Telesur scare you those AA platforms are now useless and now are just scrap metal because there is no fuel to even move them
I was discussing some of this with people of the party (im technically a outsider but because i can read english i can tell them factual news for sources that is not freaking WhatsApp) and every time Maduro stir the pot is because something is bothering him, just like when Phil do his dumb maps? mostly the same pattern and then i begun my quest to see what could affect him so bad to be so desperate to take the congress and i found several good reasons
The first one is the imminent threat of Operation Aurora, a group of soldiers that managed to steal shitload of weapons from a military depot, normally the reaction would have been warm at best but Maduro went full paranoid with live training exercises, full military blockades and curfews in Fuerte tiuna the most secure stronghold in this place
Second is Orange man cutting one of the heads of the hydra by sanctioning and putting a wanted post of Raul Gorrin, to put in american context he is our version of Bezos but instead of spreading the gospel of wokeness he is just a scumbag that use Venezuela to launder money
Third is Orange Man making the Chinese bend the knee, even when the MSM put it as "is just phase one stop celebrating" this is big for us because it means that he put conditions
Ready for a new batch of insanity for the happiest place on earth that is not California? because i am, time to get news from Siria 2.0
Our guy Guaido has been busy, somehow he managed to bail from Maduro vigilance (he technically has a order of arrest if he try to leave the country) and is now making a international tour talking with people that are not filthy commies or at least the try to pretend they are not commies
First he was in Davos where he meet our Empress praised be her name
And then he decide to go to Spain and this is where things get weird, you see, the PM of Spain REFUSED to meet with him for no reason whatsoever even when they recognize him as president, this surprised everyone but Guaido did not care, he went to Madrid and meet with thousands of Venezuelans that were expecting him
The theories about his refusal goes from pressure of Podemos (aka filthy communist scum) and bad schedule but everything came in place when it was revealed that one of the Ministers of Spain meet with the filthy Witch on their plane, The Witch is sanctioned in all the EU territory, she can't even sneeze near something european because she would be arrested for violations of human rights and then she has the balls to come to Spain the same day as Guaido to "talk" with their government, the bitch even demanded to meet with someone of the PSOE (ruling party of spain) and supposedly they only told her to fuck off, but still they did not arrest her,granted she did not leave the plane but Spain has to remember that they recognize Guaido as president and the Witch doesnt have any power outside of Venezuela
This has unleashed a shitstorm of epic proportions on Spain, The parties that absolute despise Sanchez are calling him a filthy commie for this and the EU is absolutely livid because they did not arrest her they are risking the wrath of the EU for nothing, their excuses? the guy did not meet with her he meet with someone else that was in the same plane, this only fueled the fire because the sanctions are clear SHE.CANT.BE.NEAR.EUROPE period , the opposition of Sanchez did not even wait and meet with Guaido immediately to give him their full support and even gave him the key of the city of Madrid
He even manage to meet with the guys from Vox, a party that is considered far right, they recently got a boost in the congress and now they have something to fuck with Sanchez they really don't like him
He is now in Canada meeting with the Trudeau there is no information about his next destination but possibly is going to be Washington
And what is our dear Platano man doing? oh boy is a bad day to be him, he ha been notified that our last 2 refineries are wrecked beyond repair and we dont have any way to get them operational any time soon, Amuay never recovered after the big blast that crippled it and Cardon had to deal with constant power failures and lack of staff, this come to no surprise the crisis of fuel even reached Caracas
Then now he is considering to break the last taboo, the thing that no Chavizta would ever approve, the final humiliation for them, the destruction of the last legacy of Chavez
Yes thats right, he plans to destroy almost 50 years of history, the main slogan of PDVSA since Chavez radicalized was "PDVSA is of the people now", "PDVSA is ours", well fuck them in the ass now is going to be property of Russia and Spain. THAT if he manage to actually do it, even the most hardcore chaviztas are screaming in sheer horror (even when it was not Chavez who nationalized the oil, it was Carlos andres perez) at the mere thought of PDVSA being privatized but this is a new low even for him, he really must be in a bad place right now
If nothing else, I realized that it would be highly unlikely for Venezuela to get the Wu Flu, since no one goes INTO the country from outside. So, silver lining, eh?
If nothing else, I realized that it would be highly unlikely for Venezuela to get the Wu Flu, since no one goes INTO the country from outside. So, silver lining, eh?
Ready for a new batch of insanity for the happiest place on earth that is not California? because i am, time to get news from Siria 2.0
Our guy Guaido has been busy, somehow he managed to bail from Maduro vigilance (he technically has a order of arrest if he try to leave the country) and is now making a international tour talking with people that are not filthy commies or at least the try to pretend they are not commies
First he was in Davos where he meet our Empress praised be her name
And then he decide to go to Spain and this is where things get weird, you see, the PM of Spain REFUSED to meet with him for no reason whatsoever even when they recognize him as president, this surprised everyone but Guaido did not care, he went to Madrid and meet with thousands of Venezuelans that were expecting him
The theories about his refusal goes from pressure of Podemos (aka filthy communist scum) and bad schedule but everything came in place when it was revealed that one of the Ministers of Spain meet with the filthy Witch on their plane, The Witch is sanctioned in all the EU territory, she can't even sneeze near something european because she would be arrested for violations of human rights and then she has the balls to come to Spain the same day as Guaido to "talk" with their government, the bitch even demanded to meet with someone of the PSOE (ruling party of spain) and supposedly they only told her to fuck off, but still they did not arrest her,granted she did not leave the plane but Spain has to remember that they recognize Guaido as president and the Witch doesnt have any power outside of Venezuela
This has unleashed a shitstorm of epic proportions on Spain, The parties that absolute despise Sanchez are calling him a filthy commie for this and the EU is absolutely livid because they did not arrest her they are risking the wrath of the EU for nothing, their excuses? the guy did not meet with her he meet with someone else that was in the same plane, this only fueled the fire because the sanctions are clear SHE.CANT.BE.NEAR.EUROPE period , the opposition of Sanchez did not even wait and meet with Guaido immediately to give him their full support and even gave him the key of the city of Madrid
He even manage to meet with the guys from Vox, a party that is considered far right, they recently got a boost in the congress and now they have something to fuck with Sanchez they really don't like him
And what is our dear Platano man doing? oh boy is a bad day to be him, he ha been notified that our last 2 refineries are wrecked beyond repair and we dont have any way to get them operational any time soon, Amuay never recovered after the big blast that crippled it and Cardon had to deal with constant power failures and lack of staff, this come to no surprise the crisis of fuel even reached Caracas
Then now he is considering to break the last taboo, the thing that no Chavizta would ever approve, the final humiliation for them, the destruction of the last legacy of Chavez
Yes thats right, he plans to destroy almost 50 years of history, the main slogan of PDVSA since Chavez radicalized was "PDVSA is of the people now", "PDVSA is ours", well fuck them in the ass now is going to be property of Russia and Spain. THAT if he manage to actually do it, even the most hardcore chaviztas are screaming in sheer horror (even when it was not Chavez who nationalized the oil, it was Carlos andres perez) at the mere thought of PDVSA being privatized but this is a new low even for him, he really must be in a bad place right now
Is that an old picture of Maduro, or has the crisis reached the point he can no longer have all churros he can eat? HE's looking less tubby.
I am curious who's going to be stupid enough to buy into PDVSA given the previous socialism fucking businesses out of their assets. My guess is something Chinese, since they give zero fucks about brown jungle bunnies and would take necessary steps to protect their investment.
Yes thats right, he plans to destroy almost 50 years of history, the main slogan of PDVSA since Chavez radicalized was "PDVSA is of the people now", "PDVSA is ours", well fuck them in the ass now is going to be property of Russia and Spain. THAT if he manage to actually do it, even the most hardcore chaviztas are screaming in sheer horror (even when it was not Chavez who nationalized the oil, it was Carlos andres perez) at the mere thought of PDVSA being privatized but this is a new low even for him, he really must be in a bad place right now
Is that an old picture of Maduro, or has the crisis reached the point he can no longer have all churros he can eat? HE's looking less tubby.
I am curious who's going to be stupid enough to buy into PDVSA given the previous socialism fucking businesses out of their assets. My guess is something Chinese, since they give zero fucks about brown jungle bunnies and would take necessary steps to protect their investment.
The more I think about it, the more horrifying the idea of Corona-chan's love spreading through the Bolivarian Republic becomes. I think it is literally the worst place that it could happened in. Given the ties to China, the state's censorship and absolute state of the health care system, it might very well be circulating and nobody could really tell what the fuck is happening until is too late.
I for one can't wait until Corona-chan reaps Venezuela and through her all the people flying to Miami for a week of shopping for stuff they can't get in Venezuela
The more I think about it, the more horrifying the idea of Corona-chan's love spreading through the Bolivarian Republic becomes. I think it is literally the worst place that it could happened in. Given the ties to China, the state's censorship and absolute state of the health care system, it might very well be circulating and nobody could really tell what the fuck is happening until is too late.
Yes and no, we were letting them work here for repairs as contractors and advisors but PDVSA was still ours, he is planning to just give PDVSA them away after years of bitching that the only thing that the americans wanted for us was our oil and that no foreigner would ever have PDVSA, i passed near the refinery today and the faces are between rage and oddly enough happiness, apparently the majority want the russians to take PDVSA because sincerely now is a mess, they hate the Chaviztas enough to want to work with the russians
Man, being so bad at maintaining your shit you have to abandon decades of your ideology's policy to even have a chance of getting your one industry going.
And I actually have to admit I love how Guaido, as ineffective as he is, is just effectively being Emperor Norton but even better tbh. Hell, he's not even ineffective anymore; he managed to get Spain's government to look like shit and stir the pot, making him more effective on the international stage than the Retarded Bus Driver.
Man, being so bad at maintaining your shit you have to abandon decades of your ideology's policy to even have a chance of getting your one industry going.
And I actually have to admit I love how Guaido, as ineffective as he is, is just effectively being Emperor Norton but even better tbh. Hell, he's not even ineffective anymore; he managed to get Spain's government to look like shit and stir the pot, making him more effective on the international stage than the exceptional Bus Driver.
Friendship ended when the money dried up, we could not pay the russians because they were demanding hard cash, Maduro even tried to pay them in his worthless cripto and they stated that he could shove that garbage in his ass, he is still deluded about the petro and that is going to save the country, he forced people to use it and in less than week the system was shutdown because stores refused to accept it because they could not exchange it in actual currency, apparently the stunt in the AN in putting Parra by force was to make him change the laws that forbid the privatization of PDVSA, but now that he is sanctioned everything he says or do is null and void and Orange man already arranged that anyone that make business with him get the banhammer so in the end the stunt only manage to scare the little investors that actually wanted to waste money here
Fun fact: the only foreigners that remain and are still doing something in PDVSA is Chevron texaco that actually have a permit of orange man to work here, but maduro refuse to ask them for help because that would mean bending the knee to the americans
Btw about Spain the shitstorm is taking force because after days of denying that the meeting with Delcy happened is was confirmed three things, that the meeting actually happened and lasted 1 hour and a half and that Delcy was going to be arrested but the government of spain rescinded that order (apparently she was cross checked in the database and the cops immediately went for her) and that she actually leaved the plane and touched Spain soil aka big no no from the EU
Sanchez government is receiving tons of flak from this, the venezuelan community in spain is huge and they actually vote
