UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

With the news of an attempted army uprising ending in many arrests happening in the troubled nation, I think now is the time to just say 'Post all Venezuela related news here'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-40843494

The civil war is upon us.

 

[BrunoMattei]

I imagine they're only going to walk a few couple blocks away from the downtown area and that's it, similar to what that other cunt Abby Martin did.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=YUYWrPiUeWY
B-bb-but @Cubanodun, Abby Martin says it's all good in Venezuela!! See?!

Reminds me of when Conan O'Brien went to Haiti.

 

[Ahriman]

Reminds me of when Conan O'Brien went to Haiti.

Absolutely, it's the video version of cherrypicking.

 

[Cubanodun]

B-bb-but @Cubanodun, Abby Martin says it's all good in Venezuela!! See?!

>Telesur

Discarded and reported for fake and gay, expect tons of shills appearing out of nowhere because Maduro is desperately trying to clean his image to see if big orange man remove the sanctions against him and his family

Spoiler: he wont unless they put a super commie on the presidency

 

[Ghostse]

I'm pretty sure you could take your average bus driver, tell them "we're going to make you president of venezuela, and if you completely run the country into the ground, like all the way so there's just a smoldering crater, we will let you retire with a full pension as soon as you're back" , they wouldn't have been able to shit the place the place up half as bad as Maduro has managed.

>Telesur

Discarded and reported for fake and gay, expect tons of shills appearing out of nowhere because Maduro is desperately trying to clean his image to see if big orange man remove the sanctions against him and his family

Spoiler: he wont unless they put a super commie on the presidency

You can't churro the Maduro. Just accept it.

 

[Cubanodun]

You can't churro the Maduro. Just accept it.

I pretty much accepted it years ago, that is why im pro international intervention, this past weekend Guaido called the people to get out to the streets to protest to put pressure on Maduro and the answer was pretty much "fuck off, do something for real or go fuck yourself", it was embarrassing to watch, the prognostics are so bad that it only took 48 hours to the bolivar to take another big nosedives to hell and it doesnt help that he promised that this was going to end this year but then he does a declaration about keeping himself as Interim president even when he technically has to give it next year, he KNOWS he cant deliver

 

[Ghostse]

I pretty much accepted it years ago, that is why im pro international intervention, this past weekend Guaido called the people to get out to the streets to protest to put pressure on Maduro and the answer was pretty much "fuck off, do something for real or go fuck yourself", it was embarrassing to watch, the prognostics are so bad that it only took 48 hours to the bolivar to take another big nosedives to hell and it doesnt help that he promised that this was going to end this year but then he does a declaration about keeping himself as Interim president even when he technically has to give it next year, he KNOWS he cant deliver

I've still yet to see a legitimate argument why people from other countries need to risk their lives to get Venezeulans out of a mess they voted for, and kept voting for, and refuse to do anything about themselves.

But I'm not heartless, ya know. I keep trying to send you guys some of our valuable gender studies majors to help fix things, but zero of them are actually interested in moving to a country with the socialism they idolize.

 

[Capsaicin Addict]

I've still yet to see a legitimate argument why people from other countries need to risk their lives to get Venezeulans out of a mess they voted for, and kept voting for, and refuse to do anything about themselves.

But I'm not heartless, ya know. I keep trying to send you guys some of our valuable gender studies majors to help fix things, but zero of them are actually interested in moving to a country with the socialism they idolize.

The problem with socialism is that you can vote your way into it, but you typically have to shoot your way out.

 

[Cubanodun]

I've still yet to see a legitimate argument why people from other countries need to risk their lives to get Venezeulans out of a mess they voted for, and kept voting for, and refuse to do anything about themselves.

We did not vote for them, it was proven by the company that gave us our new electoral system (Smartmatic) that Maduro and Chavez has been cheating for years, that is why between my friends we call them "the Gameshark voting machine", the most ironic part of this is that is the same company that did the horrible shitshow of the Argentinian primary elections

Also it would be the shortest conflict in history, the army is absolutely TERRIFIED of the mere thought of a international intervention

But I'm not heartless, ya know. I keep trying to send you guys some of our valuable gender studies majors to help fix things, but zero of them are actually interested in moving to a country with the socialism they idolize.

Considering Venezuelans were calling Yaniv a degenerate that should be shoot at, yeah is a mistery

 

[Adamska]

I pretty much accepted it years ago, that is why im pro international intervention, this past weekend Guaido called the people to get out to the streets to protest to put pressure on Maduro and the answer was pretty much "fuck off, do something for real or go fuck yourself", it was embarrassing to watch, the prognostics are so bad that it only took 48 hours to the bolivar to take another big nosedives to hell and it doesnt help that he promised that this was going to end this year but then he does a declaration about keeping himself as Interim president even when he technically has to give it next year, he KNOWS he cant deliver

Bitch we ain't helping you.

Every time we tried shit like this around the world you faggots spit on it and decide to shoot at us after bitching about tinpot men for years and then fuck yourselves over when we realize you ain't gonna bother fixing yourselves, clearly hate us now, and leave. Water the fucking tree with your own blood.

 

[Cubanodun]

Bitch we ain't helping you.

We know, and they know it too so the situation will remain stagnant like always

 

[Unog]

We did not vote for them, it was proven by the company that gave us our new electoral system (Smartmatic) that Maduro and Chavez has been cheating for years, that is why between my friends we call them "the Gameshark voting machine", the most ironic part of this is that is the same company that did the horrible shitshow of the Argentinian primary elections

Kinda puts the recent push for all-electronic voting in the U.S. in a different perspective.

 

[AnOminous]

Kinda puts the recent push for all-electronic voting in the U.S. in a different perspective.

All actual voting machine experts who care about security insist on an independently verifiable paper trail.

While you can get theoretically perfect security out of an all electronic system, it generally requires highly knowledgeable users who grasp basic concepts of cryptography and security, i.e. "pricing out" poor, illiterate, uneducated voters.

 

[Cubanodun]

All actual voting machine experts who care about security insist on an independently verifiable paper trail.

The first thing Chavez did when he begun to plummet on the polls was cheating the electoral law to make the paper vote just a "receipt" and after years of bitching he allowed that people only open 45% of the boxes in a electoral center, with this blatant cheat he always won by the classic 50/45, it was so obvious that people did not even bother to bet, because he always get the 50% of votes that are not manually counted, notice how in the elections where the opposition actually goes they won for a stupid margin

Spoiler: Results

This was Chavez at his best with the oil price at 100 and he could afford being a dickwad

Then BAD LUCK HAPPENED

Then the cheat codes begin this was his last election before he finally died

Comes Maduro, ACTIVATE GAMESHARK

The last one doesn't count because the election was a monumental disaster he pulled 6 millions votes out of his ass with a abstention that reached 80% those numbers are a blatant lie

You can check this info on the CNE website

 

[AlexJonesGotMePregnant]

All actual voting machine experts who care about security insist on an independently verifiable paper trail.

While you can get theoretically perfect security out of an all electronic system, it generally requires highly knowledgeable users who grasp basic concepts of cryptography and security, i.e. "pricing out" poor, illiterate, uneducated voters.

Securing the chain of custody for both the hardware and the software of purely-electronic voting machines is all but impossible; we can't do it properly with paper and compromising software typically takes a lot of less time. When political power gets involved, the usual market incentives to protect a product the right way tend to disappear real quick.

 

[Fapcop]

We know, and they know it too so the situation will remain stagnant like always

Can’t we do just a little invasion? Tiny one? It’s not like you need to take over the whole country, just downtown Caracas.

Send in a division of Marines for a few days, and the whole cardhouse will collapse.

Have Columbia and Brazil be in charge of the aftermath.

 

[Adamska]

Can’t we do just a little invasion? Tiny one? It’s not like you need to take over the whole country, just downtown Caracas.

Send in a division of Marines for a few days, and the whole cardhouse will collapse.

Have Columbia and Brazil be in charge of the aftermath.

No.

They'll just become ungrateful and shoot us and gibber about imperialism for doing this like any other shithole country that decides to just want to sit there and starve rather than water their fucking tree with tyrants' and their blood. Fuck 'em.

 

[Ghostse]

Can’t we do just a little invasion? Tiny one? It’s not like you need to take over the whole country, just downtown Caracas.

Send in a division of Marines for a few days, and the whole cardhouse will collapse.

Have Columbia and Brazil be in charge of the aftermath.

As @Adamska said, fuck no. Venezuela is the nation Venezuelans deserve for 30 years of fucktarded voting. From one of the richest countries in south america with a respected currency, and they pissed it all away to fucking rolling blackouts and the un-churroable Maduro getting fatter every time he steps in front of a camera like he's under a gypsy curse.

Apparently everyone except for @Cubanodun is happy to sit around in a corrupt hellhole with no power or food, so I see no reason other countries should have their citizens risk their lives to liberate people who seem content with the decay of their country. You can't fix people who don't want fixing.

But don't tell that to our Gender Studies graduates and Communist Party members. With luck we can trick them into going down and trying to fix things. It's win/win, either their get murdered, or they actually do fix the country. Either case, they never come back.

 

[Cubanodun]

and gibber about imperialism

To late for that, like 10 years to late

so I see no reason other countries should have their citizens risk their lives to liberate people who seem content with the decay of their country.

A hardcore anti chavizta would tell you that "you could send drones" , but yeah, it was because the old administrations were bathing in the oil boom that could be allowed to be corrupt and stupid, but we depended so much on it that never planned to a scenario were we could not depend of oil to live, sadly we got a combination of commies and the market crashing hard plus imbeciles voting in mass, same imbeciles that are now fleeing the country because they dont like the "community" bon fires to cook their food because there is no flammable gas

In other news Maduro finally stabbed to death his fictional crypto it passed from being at 80.000 bs.f per 1 petro (like 2 bucks at black market rate) to this:

"This crypto is going to save us guyyyss is going to kill the black market $ for sure, this time!!! is going to work"

 

[Fapcop]

To late for that, like 10 years to late



A hardcore anti chavizta would tell you that "you could send drones" , but yeah, it was because the old administrations were bathing in the oil boom that could be allowed to be corrupt and stupid, but we depended so much on it that never planned to a scenario were we could not depend of oil to live, sadly we got a combination of commies and the market crashing hard plus imbeciles voting in mass, same imbeciles that are now fleeing the country because they dont like the "community" bon fires to cook their food because there is no flammable gas

In other news Maduro finally stabbed to death his fictional crypto it passed from being at 80.000 bs.f per 1 petro (like 2 bucks at black market rate) to this:

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"This crypto is going to save us guyyyss is going to kill the black market $ for sure, this time!!! is going to work"

Can’t we at least send them some weapons? Pretty hard to water the tree of liberty with the blood of Chavistas if you’re unarmed.

Let’s get a little contra-weapons smuggling thing going. If Oliver North quit being a radio host, I’m sure he has some ideas as to which phone numbers to call.

 

[Adamska]

Can’t we at least send them some weapons? Pretty hard to water the tree of liberty with the blood of Chavistas if you’re unarmed.

Let’s get a little contra-weapons smuggling thing going. If Oliver North quit being a radio host, I’m sure he has some ideas as to which phone numbers to call.

That'd I be more okay with, but watch as that fucks up and backfires too since this is a country that can't learn to not be retarded.