UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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Numbers are coming in and holy shit this is nuclear

This is fucking bonkers maduro in every elections always managed to get at least 60% or so people to vote, 30 is being VERY OPTIMISTIC they are inflating those numbers like there is no tomorrow and even so, its fucking terrible

Falcon is getting ready to admit he fucked it up, badly

Edit : he know he is fucked for the surprise of no one

Edit 2: he discovered warm water, maduro has been using that tactic for YEARS and NOW you complain?

Edit 3: he is calling all the process a fraud, and refuse to accept the results even when they are not even out,people is shitting on him
 
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Raging Capybara said:
I thought Lula (ex-president and now - thank God - prisoner from my shithole country) turning his wife's burial into a political rally was scary, but this shit tops everything.:story:
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I am glad that every single one of chavez friends are being fucked in the ass repeatedly, Argentina? Cristina Kichner was kicked and her party suffered a catastrophic loss in their congress elections, Brazil? Dilma was impeached and Lula is going to rot in jail, Ecuador? Lenin Moreno was actually using Correa as a puppet to get himself the presidency, after he was named president he nailed Correa for corruption and immediately did a 180º in his support to Maduro (he even removed the unlimited reelections because Ecuador was becoming Venezuela), Nicaragua? the protest are getting worse every day and the military declared that they are not going to stop the people, Daniel Ortega is this close to being kicked out

The only countries in this side of the imperium that give a shit about Venezuela is Cuba, Bolivia and some islands that no one gives a shit, try to see any recent election in South America, they are using us as a terrible example of what a incredibly stupid government can do to their people, Mexico is using it in full force because Lopez Obrador was a supporter of Chavez now he is in "it was just a phase ok!!!", every politician that supported this disaster is practically guaranteed to fail in any election, this was also of the main reason that the FARC failed so spectacularly in the last elections in Colombia
 
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Well now that maduro has his presidency again for the surprise of no one the next step is becoming north korea by first kicking the guy in charge of making business with the USA and sanctioning (aka first step for closure) the last newspaper that was not pure communist trash

And what is the opposition party doing? they are demanding another election with the same guys that converted one million votes in 5, people is fucking livid about it

Maduro is already preparing to remove anything that bothers him including the now powerless congress, expect him calling a referendum anytime soon to destroy it once it for all

This last elections practically made all Venezuela hate anyone who claim to be a politician, both sides are despicable cunts

In brighter news thanks to our beloved god emperor of mankind and his new sanctions the chaviztas are now butthurt about it bitching and moaning and calling a crime against humanity
 
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Weird things are happening right now in the lolcowdom we call Venezuelan government , this days the chaviztas are being very cocky about the new sanctions, they are in plan King of hate, i think i have mentioned this early but the chavizmo has been bragging how they captured a USA spy (lol) called Joshua Holt, he has been imprisoned for almost 2 years iirc, the nº 2 of this fuckery Diosdado Cabello was bragging very hard a week ago about how he was going TO DIE IN PRISON LIKE THE FILTHY IMPERIALIST DOG HE WAS all of this in national TV to anyone to see

Maduro just released the guy, publicly, they even gave him a free T-shirt of the Venezuelan football team

This let us see what is happening in the government for starter this confirm the rumor that Maduro is eliminating all of the old guard of Chavez, in the old days the words of Diosdado were law, he is a snake that pretty much is a politician in name, when in reality he barely work has a congressman and only use his position to move drugs with impunity, now this move of Maduro against his wishes show that they are lots of infighting in the PSUV, the power is pretty much concentrated in Maduro and his wife, the others are being depowered in silence, this trend began almost immediately after Chavez died by giving any member of the old guard a embassy to get rid of them, even Chavez daughter was reduced to be a mere UN Ambassador that everyone despises

There are others rumors about how Bob Corke came here with a message of the god emperor, whatever thing he told Maduro was enough to liberate a tons of political prisoners, the emperor did not wait to much to receive Joshua holt in the White House, people here worship Trump because he has been the only president that is fucking the idiots constantly not like the spineless Bush or the coward Obama

Also Maduro is incredibly and atomically butthurt because Colombia is now a NATO member
 
ICametoLurk said:
Venezuelan president Nicolás Maduro survives drone assassination attempt

https://www.theguardian.com/world/2...duros-speech-cut-short-while-soldiers-scatter

https://youtube.com/watch?v=A84cHXKn3u4
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"Assassination attempt" my ass, they claimed that one of the guards shooted a drone packed with C4 and the thing exploded like it was in a video game, is a nothing burger really, Chavez did it everyday and Maduro does when he is going to do something so retarded that he need a distraction so people quickly forget about it, this time he want to skyrocket the prices of gasoline and if you want cheap fuel you have to register and get your carnet de la patria or you are fucked, everyone hated it so you have this lame show that it was not even on netflix, low production values, SAD!
 
CWCissey said:
FINALLY, A DRONE BEING USED TO CAUSE MAYHEM!

Maduro reads the HWNDU thread, confirmed...
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There was not a drone, it was a accident, a gas tank exploded in a building nearby, that alone managed to injury 7 persons because they were busy running like the cowards they are
 
Cubanodun said:
There was not a drone, it was a accident, a gas tank exploded in a building nearby, that alone managed to injury 7 persons because they were busy running like the cowards they are
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Why must you tread on my dreams? :heart-empty:

Still, at least we could claim a Mercenaries 2 reference out of it...
 
CWCissey said:
Why must you tread on my dreams? :heart-empty:

Still, at least we could claim a Mercenaries 2 reference out of it...
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It was a fun spectacle at least, a entire street full of trained soldiers running for their lives and even injuring people in the panic says a lot about how professional they are and how they know that people want to kill them
 
millais said:
nice falseflag. Now he can chimp out about the CIA for a few more months before he has to address the economic crisis again.
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Yeah, the CIA wouldn't be this blatant. They'd get him in a much more remote location if they wanted to. Or just poison him and/or give him cancer.
 
To the surprise of no one, Maduro is now faking paranoia and arresting anyone that say mean things to him, he arrested today a congressman , he also bragged that he has "CONCLUSIVE PROOF" that Colombia wanted to kill him... that would be nice if he has not say the same damn thing again and again and again for years and never proved anything

To get things more fun, Nickey haley is going to come to supervise the frontier between Colombia and Venezuela, just to make Maduro more buttmad that he already is, is fucking hilarious seeing him huffing and screaming on TV saying "THEY ALMOST KILLED ME" but no one gives a shit anymore
 
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