UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

With the news of an attempted army uprising ending in many arrests happening in the troubled nation, I think now is the time to just say 'Post all Venezuela related news here'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-40843494

The civil war is upon us.

 

[Diggus Bickus]

I am way behind but my off hot take till I see evidence:
Maduro let himself be taken once the bombing started. It is the only way he gets out alive for sure. He knows his odds are (in order) Ending up like Gaddafi, ending up like Saddam, and ending up Ceausescu if anyone had half a mind. Surrender to the Americans, get your free trip to New York.

It's honestly more likely that Delcy and Diosdado sold him out to roach the fuck out. Because just as this happened, at the same minute COINCIDENTALLY both Diosdado and Delcy fled to Russia. It's not a coincidence, those motherfuckers finally showed even the dumbest churro'd nigger that they're willing to sacrifice even themselves to save their own skin.

 

[pwnest injun]

Anyone have any predictions for who will succeed Maduro?

Best guess? The guy who won the election against him, Edmundo González Urrutia, or María Corina Machado who first won the primary for the opposition party only to be banned from running by Maduro's government, having Urrutia run in her stead.

 

[Ghostse]

at the same minute COINCIDENTALLY both Diosdado and Delcy fled to Russia. It's not a coincidence, those motherfuckers finally showed even the dumbest churro'd nigger that they're willing to sacrifice even themselves to save their own skin.

"We are now the oppositon, so its time to behave like the opposition" *flees their failing country, go to shit up another, less disfunctional one*

Edmundo González Urrutia

He has been claiming heart trouble since a while back. Nigga playing sick to avoid even the possiblity of having to go back to Venezuela.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

I am way behind but my off hot take till I see evidence:
Maduro let himself be taken once the bombing started. It is the only way he gets out alive for sure. He knows his odds are (in order) Ending up like Gaddafi, ending up like Saddam, and ending up Ceausescu if anyone had half a mind. Surrender to the Americans, get your free trip to New York.

Is spending your life in a Super Max that much better than getting shot?

 

[Otis Mallebrok]

So, are the Venezuelans fighting back? Is their government overthrown? Will Washington occupy Venezuela? So many questions.

The Venezuelan commie government of maduro and chavez will be remembered as the most catastrophic and ruinous for a former developed and still oilrich nation. But I have little confidence in things improving due to a foreign putsch.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

So, are the Venezuelans fighting back

No

Is their government overthrown?

No

 

[FieldPiece]

Trump and Rubio made it sound like they are negotiation their plans to Make Venezuela Great Again™ directly with her and that she is collaborating.

Seems to me more like they sold Maduro out and are giving the USA what it wants to stay in power while they come up with something else that doesn't involve MCM or Edmundo at all. They talked about transition in the press conference, never specifed transition to what.

All venezuelans are gonna get trooned by force.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

All venezuelans are gonna get trooned by force.

Will you come to chop off my foreskin yourself?

 

[ATandTism]

So the country that banned porn, abortions, sex changes, gay marriage, and usury had their leader kidnapped. Really gets those noggins joggin'.

 

[lurker7274519]

So the country that banned porn, abortions, sex changes, gay marriage, and usury had their leader kidnapped. Really gets those noggins joggin'.

I know you are too low IQ to understand this butI will try.

Porn is not banned, the goverment goes as far to have human trafiquing operations to move young women to Colombian studios.
Abortions are banned in paper only, any doctor will abort your baby if you ask, abortion chemicals are readily available.
The government uses trannys for military recruitment, heavy chavista cities are filled with gay pride parades and queer flags.

"Usury" KYS unironically KYS

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

So the country that banned porn, abortions, sex changes, gay marriage, and usury had their leader kidnapped. Really gets those noggins joggin'.

 

[Ghostse]

Is spending your life in a Super Max that much better than getting shot?

lmao. "spending his life" nigga gonna be on trial for a decade. If there is a Dem after Trump, he will get pardoned before there's a verdict to correct "trump's peversion of justice" if there isn't, he gets pardoned. If not pardoned he appeals and gets an activist judge.

He is taking some time out to think about his life. He come back, the cartels have been churroed, the opposition being even more incompetent than he is has ruined the country further, and he returns to power in an easy election, unchurroed. Only inconvenienced.


Also I doubt they'd shoot him. Theres decent odds of a good ol' fashioned lynching or one of those fucked up cartel executions where he's hacked to death slowly while they laugh and make him crawl with the parts of limbs he still has.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

He come back, the cartels have been churroed, the opposition being even more incompetent than he is has ruined the country further

As it stands it seems more like the Trump administration is collaborating directly with chavismo to get what they want directly from them. Trump himself said that MCM had no authority or respect and they weren't in talks with her.

So as long as they play ball they can potentially extend their reign indefinitely, and just wait it out until a next admin. After all Maduro is just a stooge , everyone with real power in the chavista regime was left standing and is still in charge as usual.

If the USA doesn't follow up and finishes the job with Diosdado and Co. its literally nothing ever happens all over again, the chalkboard wins again now reinforced with american adamantium as its the same status quo as always minus one retard easily replaceable head of state.

"for everything to stay the same , everything needs to change"

 

[Ghostse]

After all Maduro is just a stooge , everyone with real power in the chavista regime was left standing and is still in charge as usual.

If the USA doesn't follow up and finishes the job with Diosdado and Co. its literally nothing ever happens all over again,

100% agree with you on all that, but arguably that makes Maduro's return to power after release from the US all the more likely. His competition, who will be running the country while he's away, will be Chavezists.

 

[Kankichi Ryotsu]

Tey talked about transition in the press conference, never specifed transition to what.

Maduro is taking HRT.

 

[pwnest injun]

lmao. "spending his life" nigga gonna be on trial for a decade. If there is a Dem after Trump, he will get pardoned before there's a verdict to correct "trump's peversion of justice" if there isn't, he gets pardoned. If not pardoned he appeals and gets an activist judge.

He is taking some time out to think about his life. He come back, the cartels have been churroed, the opposition being even more incompetent than he is has ruined the country further, and he returns to power in an easy election, unchurroed. Only inconvenienced.


Also I doubt they'd shoot him. Theres decent odds of a good ol' fashioned lynching or one of those fucked up cartel executions where he's hacked to death slowly while they laugh and make him crawl with the parts of limbs he still has.

If Maduro gets pardoned, he can't go back to Venezuela or he'll be killed, so we'll have to give him asylum in the USA. Chavismo Daycare incoming.

 

[Ghostse]

If Maduro gets pardoned, he can't go back to Venezuela or he'll be killed, so we'll have to give him asylum in the USA. Chavismo Daycare incoming.

Nigga in 5 years they will be fondly remembering the days when the country run so well. The population will demand he return to power.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

100% agree with you on all that, but arguably that makes Maduro's return to power after release from the US all the more likely. His competition, who will be running the country while he's away, will be Chavezists.

I know that by now my role in this threads is to stand firmly as the resident doomer defeatist , i don't care. Thats just what i am, i reserve my god given right to critical thinking after a lifetime of eating bullshit. I am a cynical 80 year old man screaming at clouds , i don't fucking care.


That doesn't mean i am ok with things or that i don't want a positive change. But here is the thing:

I was there in 11 of April 2002, i saw people celebrating that Chavez was gone, 2 days later he came back.

I was there when The intergalactic supreme leader Jugo Chavez died and everyone celebrated chavismo was dead and we were free. I was batting inside batting cages with a friend, we hugged , we almost cried of joy when when we heard the announcement on the TV.

I was there when Henrique Capriles, the kike, told us to put on salsa music and just eat shit after the election was stolen. after months of eating led and tear gas, did you know i still have scars from the shotgun pellets? I was with the student movement agains reform and saw everyne that mattered go to jail while kikes like Goicochea, Smolansky and Pizarro got their payouts from selling out everyone else and Chavez still passed all the bullshit he wanted.

I was there when Maria Corina supported disarming laws, i was there when she told everyone to sign some faggot glowie referendum proposal that later became Lista Maisanta, and chavismo used all those signatures to purge everyone out of their jobs, i had family that i've haven't seen since because of that you cun't. I was there when they did the same thing with the "plesbicite" with Guaido, i am not signing your bullshit you retard, fuck off.

I was in the womb when the Caracazo happened, i was in the cradle when Caldera gave his infamous speech pardoning Hugo Chavez. I've never voted even once for the current status quo and i've never voted once when i've haven't felt used and coerced by dumb corrupt motherfuckers that never made anything good hapen EVER and are all just as bad as anyone from chavismo.

I haven't mentioned that i live right besides the Carlota air base and i woke up to listen ot it blow up yesterday , i was also here when Guaido and Leopoldo pulled their retarded publicity stunt, another plunderer and massive faggot fully supported by the first trump admin.. I've been here the whole time

So as far as i am concerned, fuck chavez, fuck maduro, fuck maria corina, fuck the united states, fuck trump, fuck rubio, fuck edmundo, fuck you all.

The chalkboard stands, prove me wrong, Spoiler ; You cant


Ps: I've been drinking heavily

 

[Ghostse]

I know that by now my role in this threads is to stand firmly as the resident doomer defeatist , i don't care. Thats just what i am, i reserve my god given right to critical thinking after a lifetime of eating bullshit. I am a cynical 80 year old man screaming at clouds , i don't fucking care.

Your opposition sucks, yes.

But let me tell you a secret.
You can reuse rope.

You can tie a rope into a noose, use it (in minecraft) and then get ready for this:
untie the knot, then tie a new noose in that same rope! Its just as effective! You don't need to buy new rope just keep using the ones you already have.

Put your lamp posts to good use until you have a functional government responsive to your needs.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

Your opposition sucks, yes.

But let me tell you a secret.
You can reuse rope.

You can tie a rope into a noose, use it (in minecraft) and then get ready for this:
untie the knot, then tie a new noose in that same rope! Its just as effective! You don't need to buy new rope just keep using the ones you already have.

Put your lamp posts to good use until you have a functional government responsive to your needs.

i'd personally strangle every ""opposition"" leaders with my bare hands if i could, sadly, just as Marco rubio said, none of them are even in the country plus most venezuelans are hopelessly retarded. I've made a long post a few weeks back of what i think about the political situation and i still stand by everything i've said. I am going to continue being a pessimist about it until i develop a tumor in my asshole and die just like the supreme commander did.