UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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Nahh, that's just Russian skill in a nutshell. Reminder the VDV and Spetznaz got their shit pushed in by neo-nazi militia... Twice.
 
Chavismo may have the guns but Maria Corina has a Hashtag and song.

I present you Hasta el Final by Freecover, recorded in the "protest" in Miami. Almost one month later and while 1500 people are detained and 20 something dead.



Maduro literally shaking rn


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Now that his reputation is on the shitter we pass to the next step, Psy ops

During a government meeting on TV, Ernesto Villegas the Minister of Culture point out that a lot of people voted for Edmundo because they wanted their family back, Maduro went ballistic and told him that the massive migration was not his fault

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Today is the day where the TSJ are going to pronounce their shit obviously biased and prepaid travesty of a "electoral investigation", a clown show so bad that when they were showing it on tv the operators keep showing papers with nothing on it, Diosdado was threatening yesterday that anyone that keep refusing the orders of the TSJ will not get candidates for the next election

Maria Corina answer was a single tweet that can be translated at "do it faggots we already knew"

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I keep finding Maduro trying so hard to legitimize himself so cringe, he is really passing every day screaming that he is president and need EVERYONE to keep repeating he is one when everyone even their own journalist know this is a lost cause
 
Cubanodun said:
I keep finding Maduro trying so hard to legitimize himself so cringe
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Cringe is not doing anything to stop him lmfao. He is literally getting away with it once again.

Fast Forward till January when Guaido 2.0 will designate his own interim government in exile with Maduro still in power.
 
Cubanodun said:
I keep finding Maduro trying so hard to legitimize himself so cringe, he is really passing every day screaming that he is president and need EVERYONE to keep repeating he is one when everyone even their own journalist know this is a lost cause
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Gaydildo showed us that no matter what the elections or courts say, until they churro him he is and will remain El Presidente.
Since one cannot churro the Maduro, he will be in power forever.
 
Ghostse said:
Gaydildo showed us that no matter what the elections or courts say, until they churro him he is and will remain El Presidente.
Since one cannot churro the Maduro, he will be in power forever.
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Oh no, they could. But they'd rather starve to death in agony and live illegally and in eternal fear of getting deported by the other Latin American countries they're squatting in. They could legit just naruto run at him to Churro him and it'd probably work. The shitty army Venezuela has can only fire so many malfunctioning Nuggets and semi-broken AKs before they run away or get beaten to death. Literal stone age societies have kicked their ass, there's no excuse of no guns IMO.

But this buckbroken mentality of having someone else save them is all they do. And no one wants to jump in because it'd be damn obvious what'd happen if it was done: hissing in rage at imperialismo or some bullshit like that.
 
Adamska said:
Oh no, they could. But they'd rather starve to death in agony and live illegally and in eternal fear of getting deported by the other Latin American countries they're squatting in. They could legit just naruto run at him to Churro him and it'd probably work.
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I respectfully disagree. Maduro is the DSP of dictators and cannot be churroed.

If a bunch of people tried to Julius Ceasar him, he'd probably trip and fall at the perfect moment to have the conspirators stab already in mid-stab and stab each other instead.

He is an utterly incompetent bus driver, the universe gives Maduro Hugo Chavez who trusts him completely as a #2 because he's too stupid to be a threat. Then, stomach cancer.

He's a retard head of state, the universe gives him the most completely buck-broken people ever to rule over.

His economy is collapsing and people getting uppity, a global pandemic forces everyone inside.

His economy is collapsing again because the economic screws were really twisted, and the universe has Putin decide to invade Ukraine, putting him back on the Good (enough) Boy list and their shitty sludge oil gets refined again.

If they tried to Naruto Run the presidential palace, there would probably be some freak hurricane spring up to blow them all back.
 
LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
"Gay marriage is legalized" says new TSJ in exile during a zoom call from Miami
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It's totally collapsing for real this time! Just wait™️
Really hate people like her since the message they sell is basically "it will collapse so we have to do nothing lol" then whoever is dumb enough to have listen become surprised when the government doesn't actually collapse.
 
BlazikenLover said:
Really hate people like her since the message they sell is basically "it will collapse so we have to do nothing lol" then whoever is dumb enough to have listen become surprised when the government doesn't actually collapse.
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If only you knew how bad things really are.


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Sad part is there never seems to be a shortage of retards falling for it, the "opposition" is just a big entertainment industry, is all showbiz, but the cashcow never seems to run out of milk.

Even foreign grifters and Soyjacks are milking it for all its worth. Some have made it their whole career to explain how Maduro falls "in two weeks trust me bro fr fr" when they aren't even Venezuelan .

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Today has been more gay than usual, the only relevant thing is Tarek baiting again and again to smoke Edmundo out to kill him and the Chancellor bitching that no one respect Venezuela

Edit: Edmundo is calling for ANOTHER protest fuck off already how many people need to get jailed for you 2 to be happy and fuck off to Miami

Edit 2: Maria corina is braggin about receiving a piece of paper from Kamala, is so over

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Cubanodun said:
Today has been more gay than usual, the only relevant thing is Tarek baiting again and again to smoke Edmundo out to kill him and the Chancellor bitching that no one respect Venezuela

Edit: Edmundo is calling for ANOTHER protest fuck off already how many people need to get jailed for you 2 to be happy and fuck off to Miami

Edit 2: Maria corina is braggin about receiving a piece of paper from Kamala, is so over

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There is not a day without our great prosecutor making a ass of himself, citing Edmundo again for the usual plethora of stupid charges INCLUDING usurpation of the functions of the CNE

You know the same guys that use the supreme to usurp their functions and still refuse to show the results on their website

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Adamska said:
Oh no, they could. But they'd rather starve to death in agony and live illegally and in eternal fear of getting deported by the other Latin American countries they're squatting in. They could legit just naruto run at him to Churro him and it'd probably work. The shitty army Venezuela has can only fire so many malfunctioning Nuggets and semi-broken AKs before they run away or get beaten to death. Literal stone age societies have kicked their ass, there's no excuse of no guns IMO.

But this buckbroken mentality of having someone else save them is all they do. And no one wants to jump in because it'd be damn obvious what'd happen if it was done: hissing in rage at imperialismo or some bullshit like that.
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Deported???

Venezuelans who walk into the USA get everything handed to them on a sliver platter
 
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