UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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Did you hear the one about Tarek William Saab, Venezuela's version of a chief prosecutor, editing his dick with the liquify tool to make it look bigger on Instagram?
 
Ghostse said:
Isn't that just becoming a tranny?
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You joke but he sends my gaydar/trannydar alarm screaming so loud you can hear it in another country, just look at this fucking "guy"
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LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
yoga sessions every couple of weeks don't even count as protest.

This is literally more pathetic than Guaido lol
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If you point that out they start to actually call you a traitor if you dont "trust the plan", "that before december Maduro is going to leave this time", and insult you if you point that this has happened before

I cant wait for January to come with Maduro still there
 
I've been seeing on X that many of the women (specially minors) the government has been kidnapping are getting sexually assaulted in prison. Since the government has given the "thumbs up" to unleash the usual chavista rapist desires. Now that they've more or less realized that they can do whatever they want, specially since they've stopped pretending to care what Brazil/Colombia/Mexico have to say, they're just kidnapping/torturing/raping little 14 year olds.

That's something I don't think people bring up enough. How chavismo has always had a predisposition to pedophilia. There's the image that's been floating around X how Diosdado supposedly tried to rape a little girl inside a car in 82. The ex finance minister Merentes and his many barely legal, plastic infused "girlfriends".

The many fat, ugly, old generals and other military men caught strolling around the most elite neighbourhoods of Milan and Paris buying golden rolexes with their drug money, always next to some 18 year old mistress who they bought from their poor parents when they were 12 and sent them directly to a surgeon to get fake tits. I could do an entire post with these creeps but you get the point. One of the reasons this doesn't get brought up enough is that there's probably a lot of blue chavismo that also partake in a little pedophilia so they don't want their socialist Moloch worshiping cult to become public.
 
The fabled declaration of the rogue director of the cne came and went and was the most boring shit to ever be released, he doesnt say anything worth a damn and is so ridiculous that people instead discarded it as chavizta propaganda, the worst part was this one

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He was notified about the hacking at 9 pm, when he noticed the witness of every candidate were not allowed to enter, and the counting was stopped he just suddenly decided TO NOT GO TO THE ROOM WHERE THEY WERE COUNTING THE VOTES so he doesnt have any evidence that back Maduro results but also doesnt have anything useful for Maria Corina

You WERE A DIRECTOR HOW THE FUCK YOU DID NOT GO TO THE ROOM??? YOU WERE NOT EVEN BARRED TO ENTER YOU JUST DECIDED TO NOT GO

He is not even in Venezuela anyway he leaved the country and did a interview with the WSJ
 
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Raging Capybara said:
Does he have a neck tattoo?

How can you take seriously a country with tattooed high ranking officials?
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He has several, has also gotten botox injections throughout the years and most infamously, used the liquify tool on his dick to make it look bigger on instagram pictures. He got made fun of relentlessly so he ended up closing up his account. Not to talk about the darker rumors of him DMing young boys 14-15 years old to talk about his "poetry".

I think its hilarious that in any non-shithole country, getting caught editing your dick on pictures would be such a gigantic, embarrassing L that it would basically mean the end of your political career. In Venezuela is just a normal tuesday.
 
Cubanodun said:
If you point that out they start to actually call you a traitor if you dont "trust the plan", "that before december Maduro is going to leave this time", and insult you if you point that this has happened before
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Normiezuelans are a case study on retardation. It really is Lolcow Country and the only reason to pay attention to any of this political sham is to collect more material for the cringe compilation







What is the cure for such disorders? Beatings
 
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LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
Normiezuelans are a case study on retardation. It really is Lolcow Country and the only reason to pay attention to any of this political sham is to collect more material for the cringe compilation

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What is the cure for such disorders? Beatings
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So what you're saying is Venezuela gets what it fucking deserves if beatings are the only way to correct this.
 
Cubanodun said:
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To the surprise of absolutely no one the CNE used the sham Supreme court sentence to wash their hands and not show any tally, lets see how the commies fence sitters react to that

And well now we get the consequences of nothing happening

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Not this shit again, just as we are making a small recovery after five years of freefalling we will see another wave of venezuelans.
See I don't mind them too much but I work on IT and most of them outright lie about their califications, making our work harder, not to mention asshole bosses who salivate at the prospect of desperate, starving immigrants whom they can exploit no matter how useless they are.
 
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