UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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OEA is also a joke, hell will freeze over before anything relevant comes out of it.
I find hilarious the paid shills that Chavez bought aka the clowns of the shitty islands no one care that were loyal to him just betrayed Maduro today

But i expect Jorge Rodriguez and Diosdado coming out on tv screaming slurs and saying that they can shove their declarations up their ass because of course

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Edit 2: he is literally praying a rosary on national tv, the face of the rest of the people is amazing

Yeah here we go the usual script, is the americans, again that hate me boohooo im just a little guy
 
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I doubt someone who is starving or getting tortured in some illegal detention center cares about what a crossdresser has to say. Seriously, I am beyond confused.
It's retarded to expect anything to happen from venezuelan politicians. It's not really the brownie points they seek, they just wanna be able to keep people from doing anything by giving them false promises and getting money offa it. And you know, given that Venezuela is full of absolute nigger brained retards, they always fall for the same bullshit without fail. It's like a constant loop at this point.
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This image is a good example of it. The day this image dropped was the day Venezuela swapped from a country full of niggers to a country full of clown niggers. They really believed this meant something, when it actuality lead to nothing.

Much like that, they don't learn from their mistakes. They keep thinking they need to vote to boot a dictatorship out. They believe the US is gonna be autistic and send a bunch of blackbirds filled with napalms to bomb Miraflores, they believe that ANY country cares about them when in actuality nobody does. The only countries who care are the same countries who do the same shit to their own people, after all commie fucks always look out for each other.

Maria Corina is just another stupid bitch as useless as Leopoldo and Capriles, all she does is talk, and everyone's so high on copium that they believe it'll amount to something different. People need to realize there's only two ways to get out of a dictatorship at this point; Ether blood paints the streets or everyone jumps ship. And don't tell people to rise up and rile up, because they'll hit you back with "DURRR WITH WHAT??? ROCKS??? DID YOU NOT GO TO SCHOOL???? HURRDURRRR", as venezuelans are just that lazy, selfish and retarded they can't pick up A SINGLE history book and look up what happened to Benito Mussolini.
 
They really believed this meant something, when it actuality lead to nothing.
Reminder that this failed because those 2 clowns got duped by a supreme judge that was highly chavizta, the gist is that the supreme was going to declare Maduro illegitimate with some kind of agreement between those 2 and the judge, the day that picture happened the judge just did not do anything and the only thing they managed to do was to get a bunch of army people exiled and jailed

This picture also show the start of their decline of the original blue chavizmo, even when they keep calling people to go to vote they were received with insults, any call for protest from them was ignored, they were kicked out or ignored completely of every public meetings because they were tired of their bullshit

The only reason Maria Corina is where she is right now is that the original blue chavizmo hated her with a passion and always cockblocked her in everything she did so people believe she has a chance because she hate both chavizmos equally
 
she has a chance because she hate both chavizmos equally
that was always a lie, she always supported Capriles, supported Leopoldo (she appeared constantly with Lilian Tintori), she supported Guaido. She was always another bland MUD bureocrat. Even in her first speech who was standing behind her but Ramos Allup, one of the most nefarious crooks Venezuela has ever known
 
that was always a lie, she always supported Capriles, supported Leopoldo (she appeared constantly with Lilian Tintori), she supported Guaido. She was always another bland MUD bureocrat. Even in her first speech who was standing behind her but Ramos Allup, one of the most nefarious crooks Venezuela has ever known
She supported whatever the blue chaviztas bosses told her to support because if she did not follow the "guidelines" she was going to get excommunicated, now that 90% of the blue are hated she was the last one that remained
 
Maria Corina is just another stupid bitch as useless as Leopoldo and Capriles, all she does is talk, and everyone's so high on copium that they believe it'll amount to something different. People need to realize there's only two ways to get out of a dictatorship at this point; Ether blood paints the streets or everyone jumps ship. And don't tell people to rise up and rile up, because they'll hit you back with "DURRR WITH WHAT??? ROCKS??? DID YOU NOT GO TO SCHOOL???? HURRDURRRR", as venezuelans are just that lazy, selfish and retarded they can't pick up A SINGLE history book and look up what happened to Benito Mussolini.
Again, I wholly agree with you but remember:
a bunch of spics overthrow the banana republic, each lamp post Simon Boulevard is decorated with Maduro's sycophants....all that happens is the next group of retards are maybe a little less apparently retarded. The "opposition" is completely cucked, disorganized and spend as much or more energy undermining each other in the hunt for scraps as they do opposing the Chauvistian adgenda. Only the most bootlicking retarded scum float to the top. So I can hardly blame them for not wanting to die in el revolution just so the next feckless tinpot can start collecting payoffs as the country continues to crumble.

Now, one could wonder why the Venezuelans don't find an opposition figure that isn't a complete waste of the Amazon's oxygen but the answer of course is "They are Venezuelans. This is the government they want and deserve"
 
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According to Maduro, Maria corina has mastered the power of the dimension merge and possess a Sonichu medallion that give her power over reality or some shit i dont understand his slurring
 
Now, one could wonder why the Venezuelans don't find an opposition figure that isn't a complete waste of the Amazon's oxygen but the answer of course is "They are Venezuelans. This is the government they want and deserve"
As I stated; The average Venezuelan is retarded and has the brain of a nigger. It's why I understand the xenophobia against Venezuelans. You might know as much as I do that Venezuelans have the "echaito pa lante" mentality, and god forbid their lazy asses don't get someone who fixes everything for them while giving them what they want all at the same time.

I'll go on a small autistic tangent here for all the dear non-venezuelan kiwis reading the thread. You might be wondering what "echaito pa lante" means (and if you're too lazy to lurk the thread if it has been mentioned already this is for you) so I will translate what "echaito pa lante" means for you: Being an absolute insufferable nigger who takes advantage of others and hangs them to dry or throws them under the bus when they're no longer of use to them. And you may say "But Mr. Bickus, isn't that the common behavior of a sociopath" and all I can say is that true it might be, but for Venezuelans this hits different. It shows in many ways, such as:
  • Price gouging, which has found societal acceptance due to this mentality.
  • Money Denial and Dollar devaluation (IE; Unless it's a govt owned store, nobody accepts any dollar bill that doesn't look like it just got printed, and even then if it has a SLIGHT bend it's worthless. This is speculated to happen because of money laundering)
  • Scamming people and immoral/illegal jobs on plain sight paying more than an actual supposed high paying careers such as medicine (IE; The street shitter syndrome)
  • Any Venezuelan job outside of the country being an outright extorsion or slavery to work in, with lying bosses worse than any US boss.
  • Only job listings available being pyramid schemes and scams
  • Normalized behavior of families always trying to out-scam or backstab each other
  • What Venezuelans call "el hampa" having more power than the police, many members of the police themselves being part of it, specifically only having taken the career so they can steal from people and kill them legally
  • Boomers acting like absolute karens and getting away with it, unlike in other countries where its denied and mocked.
  • Venezuelans in other countries expecting to be given everything for free and be given jobs that pay well while they don't have to do anything when the world does not work that way
  • Venezuelans over many years exploiting many ways to get money without actually having to do anything that prospers a proper society, such as when bonds per kids were advertised, niggers started reproducing like rabbits specifically to get free money
  • Exploited children on the streets being threatened for their lives to work for el hampa, stealing money from people
I could go on, but I don't want to make this wall of text even more autistic. And this is why I also agree with @Ghostse about Venezuelans deserving this government. They're all the same, and there's no salvation.
 
Putin sent Wagner in to make sure they keep control the resources, so fair is fair.
Well to be fair it was right after the US Secretary of State said they don't like the election result. So EL Presidente probably made the phone call to get Wagner over to help thwart US backed assassination attempts. Since the colour revolution didn't work.

Ever since Hong Kong the US State Dept has been really dropping the ball
 
Well to be fair it was right after the US Secretary of State said they don't like the election result. So EL Presidente probably made the phone call to get Wagner over to help thwart US backed assassination attempts. Since the colour revolution didn't work.
Why would the popular leader of a sovereign nation need to hire foreign mercenaries for his own domestic protection detail?
 
So you think Venezuela under sanctions has domestic military training on the level of the US, Russia, or China? 🤔
He could simply have his men go train in Russia and get the best military training aviahahhahahaha oh shit sorry couldn't make to the end without busting up.
Anyway, instead of training his own army he hires foreign mercenaries. Wagner's done everything Blackwater did, and more/worse, but you don't seem to raise any issues with their presence in country for some reason.

Keep carrying water for Commies I'm sure it'll make your dad more disappointed in you.
 
He could simply have his men go train in Russia and get the best military training aviahahhahahaha oh shit sorry couldn't make to the end without busting up.
Anyway, instead of training his own army he hires foreign mercenaries. Wagner's done everything Blackwater did, and more/worse, but you don't seem to raise any issues with their presence in country for some reason.

Keep carrying water for Commies I'm sure it'll make your dad more disappointed in you.
To be fair, the russians didn't train them agaisnt pre-colombian, bow and arrow tribes from the north of Venezuela https://www.infobae.com/america/ven...-la-frontera-con-brasil-y-capturo-a-soldados/ and yes, bow and arrow 5 foot indians managed to capture a few well armed national guards. with bow, and arrow. BOW AND ARROW. (They were probably trained by the CIA in their department of pre-historic guerrilla warfare).
 
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