UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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The new cope now is that the results in the oppositions site are "plagued" with irregularities because you can pull up like 2 of them with dead people's IDs, not realizing the only thing that tells you are the results from the table that particular ID was subscribed to. There was this specially hilarious case of a chavista crypto scammer (yes, I'm being serious) saying that and got community noted and laughed at into oblivion, with people making fun of him in other posts. I don't want to post it here because I don't want to be seen as inciting harassment or whatever, but if you follow venezuelan Twitter you've probably seen him already.
 
I don't understand why the government wants to prove they are legitimate so bad, maduro has control of fucking everything anyway, no one has balls to churro the man and there are russian and probably chinese mercenaries backing him. Just admit you are a dictator already bro we all knew this from the start.
 
I'm still surprised that Maduro even worries about election results. Last time he wiped his ass with the results and created a new National Assembly and filled it with his party.
 
I don't understand why the government wants to prove they are legitimate so bad, maduro has control of fucking everything anyway, no one has balls to churro the man and there are russian and probably chinese mercenaries backing him. Just admit you are a dictator already bro we all knew this from the start.
he knows there's a foreign left that buys his bullshit wholesale, more specifically the American left. A lot of useful idiots in burguerland will keep exercising internal pressure for their government to go easy on Venezuela and will protest their representatives in congress or local politicians whenever they decide to up the sanctions or do some other diplomatic measure.
 
he knows there's a foreign left that buys his bullshit wholesale, more specifically the American left. A lot of useful idiots in burguerland will keep exercising internal pressure for their government to go easy on Venezuela and will protest their representatives in congress or local politicians whenever they decide to up the sanctions or do some other diplomatic measure.
 
But this idea dies very quickly WHEN YOU KNOW THAT THE MACHINE IS NOT CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET UNTIL IT PRINT THE REPORT SO THEIR BULLSHIT DIES VERY QUICKLY BECAUSE THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT THE SERVERS ON THE CNE

I'm not saying you are factually wrong by any stretch. You're wholly correct, this should be the start of people realizing the rule of law doesn't exist anymore and should be responding to this by attacking on the corrupt worthless parasitical authority that is exploiting and oppressing them.
but enough about the 2020 elections in the US

What I am saying is that you fail to account for:
A) The absolute retardation of the average Western commie and willingness to believe anything that supports the official commie party li(n)e.
B) The utter incompetence of Maduro's opposition.
C) How little anyone outside of Venezuela cares about what happens in Venezuela. "Oh yes UFOs summoned by Elon Musk's space lasers altered the voting results. Ok sure, does this actually affect our ability to buy your shitty high-sulfur diesel?" Seriously, there's internal upheaval but the CIA is standing idly by and letting it play out, that is how little anyone cares
 
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From what little friends are still living there, they tell me that the police are just pulling people out of their homes, doesnt matter if you're rich or poor, even if you're timidly pro-government (IE you have some money laundering business with them but you're not super pro Chavez-Maduro). What has been made clear is that the few chavistas that are left in some communities are snitching on their neightbours. From what I've been gathering, people are really scared but there's also this pent up rage that's been building for years and they're just waiting for something to happen (and thats a big if) to start getting revenge on the chavista snitches or whatever government people they can get their hands on to lynch them.

Hell, I've even seen people sharing around pictures of mostly white, privileged american/european commies who are doing propaganda for Maduro and are incredibly smug and condescending to poor, brown, hungry venezuelan themselves, calling them far right facists, waiting as well to start pulling them from the 5 star hotels their streaming from, (Because they're first world commies, of course they're staying in the best hotels in Caracas) and again, lynching them. Maybe I'm being way too optimistic but as scared as people are, there's also this tense feeling of as soon as there's a sign that the police/army/government militias can't or won't do their job, the people are going to go berserk and just burn down every government building and throw all government officials into the fire.
The authority of dictators can collapse suddenly even with military, police and assorted militias still apparently supportive. Those leading those armed bands see that the current dictator is bad for (their personal) business and just too hated in the captal or incapable and so either defect or stay neutral.

The Shah might be an example. US and UK support had weakened and certain constituencies like merchants, clergy and landowners had been lost. Vast protests were ongoing. The Shah refused to order the army to retake urban cores and so armed forces went neutral and SAVAK were now of little account.

The Venezuelan opposition still seem too timid and not discreetly tearing up the remainder of the local Chavista organs. The CIA seems to lack its old magic. Turd worlders still cry about it, but it's not what it once was.

Most of all I hope that smug Euro American tankies appearing on RT etc can be pulled from their luxury hotels and be stamped on screaming 'color revolution' with their dying breathe as they cough up blood and phlegm.

I'm still surprised that Maduro even worries about election results. Last time he wiped his ass with the results and created a new National Assembly and filled it with his party.
Even dictators want to feel loved by their people. Straight open dictatorship is also harder. Is there long lasting any beyond DPRK?
 
Our dear Maduro have found out who are behind the upheval:
THE JEWS ZIONSTS:

Venezuela’s Maduro Blames ‘International Zionism’ for Widespread Unrest Following Fraudulent Election​

The president says Jews who control social networks, the media, and satellites are financing the protests that have led to the arrests of thousands of Venezuelans


President Maduro of Venezuela is accusing Jews of trying to steal the presidency from him just days after a nationwide election that was condemned by many governments and international organizations as fraudulent. Venezuelan opposition leaders have posted election results showing that Mr. Maduro lost his bid for another term in a landslide.

Mr. Maduro, at a press conference on Saturday, blamed the “extremist right” “supported by international Zionism” for discord in his country, which has been rocked by protests since he was accused of stealing the election. Mr. Maduro accused Jews of operating social networks, the media, and satellites in order to steal the presidential election from him and his socialist government.

Opposition leaders Edmundo González Urrutia and Maria Corina Machado have encouraged their supporters to make their voices heard in the wake of the election. Mr. Urrutia was the official candidate of the Venezuelan opposition this year after Ms. Machado was barred from running by the country’s supreme court.


Opposition leaders, who had access to tallies of votes on election night, have been posting their results online showing Mr. Urrutia winning in a landslide with 67 percent of the vote, compared to Mr. Maduro’s 30 percent. The opposition has so far posted more than 80 percent of all vote results.

The United States has recognized Mr. Urrutia as the rightful president-elect of Venezuela, though Mr. Maduro has been defiant in the days since the election.

“The United States rejects Maduro’s unsubstantiated allegations against opposition leaders. Maduro and his representatives’ threats to arrest opposition leaders, including Edmundo González and María Corina Machado, are an undemocratic attempt to repress political participation and retain power,” Secretary Blinken said in a statement on Friday.


Other left-wing leaders in South and Central America have yet to call on Mr. Maduro to step down, instead saying that the entire vote count must be released before judgment should be passed. President da Silva of Brazil, President Petro of Colombia, and President Lopez Obrador of Mexico said in a joint statement on Thursday that there should be an “impartial” study and release of the vote count, as well as an end to political violence in the country.

On Sunday, leaders in Congress issued a bipartisan, bicameral condemnation of Mr. Maduro. “We stand united in condemning the Maduro regime’s ongoing attempts to blatantly undermine the will of the Venezuelan people, pushing the country deeper into a political and humanitarian crisis,” wrote five Senate and House lawmakers, all of whom serve as leaders of various committees that deal with national security, foreign affairs, and intelligence issues.

“The overwhelming evidence, including an estimated 80 percent of vote tallies published online, clearly indicates that the Maduro regime is actively attempting to conceal the truth that Edmundo González is the rightful President-elect of Venezuela,” the lawmakers added. “Despite deploying nearly every tactic of authoritarianism to undermine the electoral process and secure a regime victory, the Maduro regime could not deter the Venezuelan people from turning out in droves — peacefully and bravely — to vote for change and a better future.”

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That's one guy who decided to keep his mouth wide open unlike Sean Penn and Danny Glover.
It's funny, the first time I saw that guy I had to do a double take because for a second, I thought he was either Nick Fuentes or a groyper. He comes off as a bizarro Nick fuentes of some sort, a grifter, massive attention whore - last time I checked he was doing a video how the colombian mafia??? wanted to kidnap him - doesn't really believe what he preaches aka wearing designer clothes and staying in the countries best hotels, while he calls the brown and nigger venezuelans far right fascists while they eat from the trash and drink foul water. If it comes out the guy likes tranny porn or likes to inhale horse cock dildos we'll have to pay Sargon his horseshoe theory tm royalties.
 
The new cope now is that the results in the oppositions site are "plagued" with irregularities because you can pull up like 2 of them with dead people's IDs
I know the source of that dumb ass take, a journalist of Telesur that did not read the disclaimer in the website and everyone clowned on her, for context Telesur is a channel created when Chavez was alive to spit propaganda at continental level, no one care about that channel, is a joke where government allies send their sons or daughters to larp as journalists
Our dear Maduro have found out who are behind the upheval:
He doesnt care about the Jews, he just do it because 1) is cool with the people that could align with him 2) one of his political opponents was descendant of jews, besided that he doesnt even know where Israel is

The next step of Maria Corina is apparently, appeal to the army a strategy that has failed a lot of times before, they dont care as long as they keep getting their drug money
 
I know the source of that dumb ass take, a journalist of Telesur that did not read the disclaimer in the website and everyone clowned on her, for context Telesur is a channel created when Chavez was alive to spit propaganda at continental level, no one care about that channel, is a joke where government allies send their sons or daughters to larp as journalists

He doesnt care about the Jews, he just do it because 1) is cool with the people that could align with him 2) one of his political opponents was descendant of jews, besided that he doesnt even know where Israel is

The next step of Maria Corina is apparently, appeal to the army a strategy that has failed a lot of times before, they dont care as long as they keep getting their drug money
Neither Corina or González seem likely narco kingpins. The appeal shows earnestness, but it seems insufficient. Maduro seems unhinged blaming Milei, Elon and his satanists, but it's a mental health crisis surrounded by his still loyal goons.

Trump says Venezuela is being run by a dictator (archive), which is probably not an original take.
 
Edmundo and Maria Corina released a public statement where he repeat the same mistake as Guaido calling himself elected president and that was enough to declare him Heretica Extremis and the Public Ministry released a statement that NU UH YOU ARE NOT PRESIDENT YOU ARE GOING TO GET ARRESTED NOW

Meanwhile the snakes of the CNE are on the supreme plotting something, they are probably going to pull that retarded plan that Duque leaked to try to say this elections doesnt count and it has to be repeated, nothing has come out of it but expect it to happen so they "fortify" the system like you americans say and win next time

Edit 1: he is actually asking people on tv to uninstall whatsapp and twitter, dont believe your eyes
 
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Edmundo and Maria Corina released a public statement where he repeat the same mistake as Guaido calling himself elected president and that was enough to declare him Heretica Extremis and the Public Ministry released a statement that NU UH YOU ARE NOT PRESIDENT YOU ARE GOING TO GET ARRESTED NOW

Meanwhile the snakes of the CNE are on the supreme plotting something, they are probably going to pull that retarded plane that Duque leaked to try to say this elections doesnt count and it has to be repeated, nothing has come out of it but expect it to happen so they "fortify" the system like you americans say and win next time
The thing with that is, they would have to admit all those numbers they pulled out of their ass as being "irreversible" as fake. The "best electoral system" in the world completely dismantled by some balkan teenager passing the time and saying "you know what, I'm going to hack the presidential election of an entire country".

That would mean Dear Leader Maduro was wrong and I don't know if they can take that, as corrupt as they are, I think at this point is more of an honor thing. When you see one of his drug kingpins, Diosdado, talking on tv, you can almost get the feeling he gets off of the reports of the tortured people, like when your brother made fun of you and rubbed it in your face that you can't play on the Xbox because mom said so.

Then again, this might be their last hail Mary to pull off the fraud without having to napalm 80% of the country, so who knows. I don't have high hopes tho, MCM thanking Lula is a huge red flag (eh) and she might me speedrunning Guaido 2. Who knows.
 
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The jailing and murdering was apparently not that much of a issue but in the moment Maduro mention the jews is now a issue and very cereal problem
 
Edmundo and Maria Corina released a public statement where he repeat the same mistake as Guaido calling himself elected president and that was enough to declare him Heretica Extremis and the Public Ministry released a statement that NU UH YOU ARE NOT PRESIDENT YOU ARE GOING TO GET ARRESTED NOW
History repeting itself once more, cuckzuelans swear on their mulato mothers grave that they were the one who "stoop up and brought liberty across the americas fighting agaisnt the almighty spanish empire".

When in reality it was the work from english, haitian, irish and jamaican mercenaries who did 99.99% of the job, while being founded by the british crown. You must KNEEL AND SUCK the anglo's cock once again, in order to aspire for the chance to get your "liberty" back dear cuckribeans, you deserve to get fucked by maduro and castro.
 
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