UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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I knew it was weird that she wasn't speaking out for her BFF but I wasn't expecting this holy shit. Makes me wonder should Maduro be forced to escape Venzuela would any of the south america countries even give him asylum?
Of course they would
Peru's previous president literally attempted a coup against congress, with arrests and his perpetual presidency.
Mexico tried to get him out, only managed to rescue his family
 
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Ok people Democrats pet monkey has spoken, weapons are going to be provided for the venezuelan people and a couple of billions of dollars
 
There's parliamentary elections in 2025, just wait and watch in a few months when blue chavismo with Edmundo and Maria Corina will be telling people to vote for the oposition again for congress with Maduro still in power
 
Has anyone in the pro government side provided any "actas?" (I don't know how what the english word for it is, if you know you know). Other than absolute mouth breather unwashed chavistas posting on X the one or two tables Maduro won, without realizing that they're validating the opposition numbers? I have yet to see an X fight where one people says something like "Maduro won" and the other asks them for the actas and they actually provide them. Is this a thing the government is telling their monkeys? "You better not post any of them online if you don't want to go to prison!"
 
I wonder if these soldiers and people working for maduro's national guard feel any shame in killing miserable civilians
 
Has anyone in the pro government side provided any "actas?"
They did and all of them matches what Maria Corina has in her website, the marching orders is to forbid anyone to speak about them, Maduro was so much of a shitlord that when a journalist asked him why he has not showed them he just said that he has all of them but no one has asked him to show them so he is not going to
 
Maduro is in power and he refuses to leave, parading ballots around is not changing that.

The only question here is how are they gonna force Maduro out and there's no answer because Edmundo and Maria Corina are already showing they have no other plans beyond this point and they are not leading any actual insurrection. Just waiting for the usual thoughts and prayers from the UN and some sanctions from the USA which Maduro or any other dictatorship allied to him already don't give a shit about.
 
The only question here is how are they gonna force Maduro out
Answer: They aren't. Maduro cannot be churroed, they will take their deal the same as Gaydildo where they will get to shit up civilized countries while Larping as "in exile".


I wonder if these soldiers and people working for maduro's national guard feel any shame in killing miserable civilians
Do you feel shame when you step on worms on the sidewalk after it rains?
The worms at least haven't spent the past two decades voting to drown.
 
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LMAO Leopoldo Lopez tried to appear in Spain during the protest against Maduro and people started to boo him and his wife for being traitors that abandoned us the first moment they could
 
Now that the supreme are calling for all the candidates to show proof that there was fraud, people is divided that if going to prove it once and for all is a good idea even if nothing come out of it because the supreme is infested and the other half believe this is a trap to smoke maria corina out of hiding and arrest her

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Americans have declared Edmundo won, and they will not be accepting anything Maduro cronies say, Brazil, Colombia and Mexico just did a 180 and flipped to "Maduro totally won" to "let the people audit the election" in 12 hours

All "accords" that were signed to get free and fair elections is now null and void

Edit: is more hilarious he was begging requesting to the USA for new negotiations and dialogue and the USA said no, fuck you, go away

Edit 2: in funny news Maduro blocked Elon Musk on twitter and this one just decide to remove the block to spite him

The Elon feud is the most amusing thing to come from this episode of Churro the Maduro

Maduro is in power and he refuses to leave, parading ballots around is not changing that.

The only question here is how are they gonna force Maduro out and there's no answer because Edmundo and Maria Corina are already showing they have no other plans beyond this point and they are not leading any actual insurrection. Just waiting for the usual thoughts and prayers from the UN and some sanctions from the USA which Maduro or any other dictatorship allied to him already don't give a shit about.

The only path I realistically see is a precision strike on Maduro to kill him or a military intervention. Protestors can't because the military will just shoot them all to death, and Eduardo and Marina can't as zero % of the military supports them. Unless Brazil, Colombia, etc come up with something that he can't refuse and steps down, but that seems to be a pipe dream.
 
Protestors can't because the military will just shoot them all to death
I mean they could sack up and raid a national guard armory, or just go curb stomp the collectivos in their homes and get their weapons. But they are too completely spiccucked to do shit like "thinking head" or "trying to build a better future" because that is work and the only that benefits are the horrible spics around them. So fuck getting shot over that nonsense. Best just wait for another country to invade, and then try to immigrate there and fuck it up by squeezing out 12 kids.

The Irish weren't allowed to own weapons by the british, the french peasantry weren't allowed to be armed, both those populations managed to overthrow their overlords.
 
There are reports that went into the HQ that Colombia is forcing a deal right now with Maduro, weird because Diosdado was just coping and seething last night that the main reason people did not like Maduro is because of jealousy, is Maduro weaseling without his permission?

Edit: according to the newspaper El Pais Maduro is a mental wreck right now because he did not expect to lose this badly, all the information he was feeded talked only about certain victory (certainly coming from Hinterlaces the most terrible pollster in this country), he has become so paranoic that now Jeff Bezos is also involved in the conspiracy to dethrone him somehow

Edit 2: apparently the negotiation with Edmundo is because the chavizmo dont want to talk with Maria Corina after a single woman humiliated them this much and to be fair she is not the candidate, is edmundo, the problem is that maria corina and edmundo dont want anything else that Maduro removal and the best they can muster a amnesty with a removal of his political rights (to prevent another Chavez scenario), Colombia, Brazil and Mexico are bitching to the USA that they went to far to declare him a winner even when those 3 know already their guy lost

Maria Corina and Edmundo are perfectly aware that any negotiation with Maduro is going to be a waste of time, he is going to use that to cool the street and waste months in a negotiation that ALWAYS fail before any kind of signature is practically this modus operandi

  1. Shit happen
  2. Government pick anyone that could pass a opposition to strike a negotiation with ridiculous promise
  3. Time pass, they keep releasing that compromises are being made
  4. Street cool down after months past with no results
  5. When Maduro notice this he just remove his negotiators claiming that a deal could not be made
  6. Everyone look like a jackass
He normally use the inability of the opposition to remove the sanctions when he is well aware that they cant, only the american government can do that and they refuse to talk with them

Edit 3: Chaviztas start to propagate a supposed announcement from the ELN (aka guerilla drug lords) supporting Maduro, the ELN inmediately went ballistic saying it was fake and the one releasing that lie is going to get the bullet
 
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Maduro right now on tv coping, seething and calling Cristina Kichner a traitor, i need popcorn to watch this
 
This is fucking stupid, According to Ivan Duque one of the cope scenarios the chavismo is running is to make the last election invalid because of a "cyber attack" to the CNE, sitting to negotiate and going to ANOTHER election on December of this year, with this they are trying to cool the street and give them time to cheat again to make sure they dont lose this time

The problem with this is

  1. They would have to admit the numbers they gave are not valid
  2. Admit that Maduro and the CNE were complices in the fraud declaring him president in less than 12 hours while raping half the book of electoral laws in the process
  3. The voting reports were designed specifically for that scenario making the idea pointless
But this idea dies very quickly WHEN YOU KNOW THAT THE MACHINE IS NOT CONNECTED TO THE INTERNET UNTIL IT PRINT THE REPORT SO THEIR BULLSHIT DIES VERY QUICKLY BECAUSE THEY ARE TALKING ABOUT THE SERVERS ON THE CNE

Source? the instruction manual and the training videos to use the machine are on youtube
 
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