UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

With the news of an attempted army uprising ending in many arrests happening in the troubled nation, I think now is the time to just say 'Post all Venezuela related news here'

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-latin-america-40843494

The civil war is upon us.

 

[LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV]]

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Whatever she is planning is happening in 2 days

>Mobilizarse en familia
>en Las Mercedes

Saber que se puede, querer que se pueda. Quitarse los miedos. Sacarlos afuera.

PINTARSE LA CARA COLOR ESPERANZA.
MIRAR AL FUTURO CON EL CORAZOOOÓN

 

[Cubanodun]

>Maduro published a "accord of agreement" with the USA that talks about how they have to deal with his bullshit because he pinky promised to do fair elections
>It only contain his signature, the USA did not sign it, so that make this worth jackshit

This is pathetic ever for him

Edit: Literally announcing reeducation camps on tv

Edit 2: the general attorney is calling the arrests and murdering "the purification of our society"

 

[Armor King]

There was going to be a announcement from the CNE to give the new report and guess what, it got cancelled again, doesnt help that they started a propaganda maneuver yesterday where chavistas twitter accounts were bragging how Maduro won by showing some voting reports where he actually won (he won in some voting tables and little towns but never won a state) and were weirded when people started to praise them because the reports they are showing are the same reports Maria Corina has and everyone was encouraging them to keep going because is their right, the Chaviztas took like 3 hours to noticed they got played and started deleting posts

Edit:: the BBC has article where they state that one of the reasons Maria Corina managed to secure so much voting reports was because some members of the Plan Republica leaked them to her

Edit 2: there has been a persistent rumour that Elon Musk has helped somehow Maria Corina with the server where the reports are stored because the system came out over night, the government has tried everything under the sun to shut it down including very exaggerated DDoS attack and still has not managed to even slow it down

This has been my passtime in the last 2 days, laughing at those retards. The biggest self owns I've seen in a while, its better if its an american commie that has never skipped a meal in their lives, showing the few tables he won not knowing they validate MCMs website.

 

[Breadbassket]

Edit: Literally announcing reeducation camps on tv

Edit 2: the general attorney is calling the arrests and murdering "the purification of our society"

Sounds like purge talk, that's a little concerning to say the least.

 

[Mr. Smiley Good Fella]

Me: how is Venezuela doing after half a week and some change?
*enters thread*
>re-education camps
>purification of society
Yeah

 

[Cubanodun]

Now that the supreme are calling for all the candidates to show proof that there was fraud, people is divided that if going to prove it once and for all is a good idea even if nothing come out of it because the supreme is infested and the other half believe this is a trap to smoke maria corina out of hiding and arrest her

Edit:



Americans have declared Edmundo won, and they will not be accepting anything Maduro cronies say, Brazil, Colombia and Mexico just did a 180 and flipped to "Maduro totally won" to "let the people audit the election" in 12 hours

All "accords" that were signed to get free and fair elections is now null and void

Edit: is more hilarious he was begging requesting to the USA for new negotiations and dialogue and the USA said no, fuck you, go away

Edit 2: in funny news Maduro blocked Elon Musk on twitter and this one just decide to remove the block to spite him

 

[Snekposter]

And then Musk starts laughing like Paul Bearer as the lights go out. When they come back on Trump is stomping down the ramp in a 30-foot tall robot that looks like Abe powered by Reagan's phylactery

But does it shoot commie-blasting eye lasers like that kickass Reagan statue in Wasteland 3?

Now that the supreme are calling for all the candidates to show proof that there was fraud, people is divided that if going to prove it once and for all is a good idea even if nothing come out of it because the supreme is infested and the other half believe this is a trap to smoke maria corina out of hiding and arrest her

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Americans have declared Edmundo won, and they will not be accepting anything Maduro cronies say, Brazil, Colombia and Mexico just did a 180 and flipped to "Maduro totally won" to "let the people audit the election" in 12 hours

All "accords" that were signed to get free and fair elections is now null and void

Edit: is more hilarious he was begging requesting to the USA for new negotiations and dialogue and the USA said no, fuck you, go away

Edit 2: in funny news Maduro blocked Elon Musk on twitter and this one just decide to remove the block to spite him

This may be the closest we will ever come to the Maduro getting churro'd (he will probably just wind up choking to death on a churro on a diplomatic trip to Mexico or something else equally parts banal yet Clown World), so I for one will do my best to enjoy the hilarity we are seeing right now.

 

[Saint Agustin]

Google drive with the all the voting reports


Doubt it because they are now aware that their supposed "majority of loving comrades" are just people that want them gone, the community council member of my town refuse to show their face because they could not explain how people lied in the 1x10, the people i have in the major office told me that they are trying to smoke out the traitors that did not vote and refusing to give any kind of government help to anyone

Edit: oh yeah the mayor personally told me that me and my family were flagged as "people of interest" but the main reason we are not arrested is because the general of the state has ordered to not start going full holocaust on us

Why are you so gay?

 

[Cubanodun]

I love today timeline

6:43 pm Maduro reveal in twitter the accords he signed with the USA on Qatar and ask to reunite again to further them (he omit the fact that he did not fulfill his side of the bargain)

7:15 pm USA officially recognize Edmundo Gonzalez as the new elected president

9:40 pm: Maduro is notified of this and start to bitch and whine and to ask USA to get away from Venezuela

 

[Ghostse]

Whatever she is planning is happening in 2 days

A total cuck out and telling their supporters to just take it on the ass, they'll get them out via voting! Just you wait!

Edit: wait why is the supreme calling all the candidates for the verification process right now? are they mad? everyone has the same reports

To get them out of hiding So they can be arrested, duh.

Americans have declared Edmundo won, and they will not be accepting anything Maduro cronies say

Literal Gaydildo 2.0

 

[The handsome tard]

The fact Lula from Brazil, its own brand of commie kin fuckery, congratulated Maduro on the victory shows a disturbing lack of self awareness from his part or sheer arrogance at how tight these two are.

Either way, he is scum and wouldnt surprise me if something like this happened in the big B too in the near future.

After such a blatant steal I think the Venezuelan people have realized that the only way they're getting rid of Maduro is by refreshing the tree of liberty. Even if the opposition is calling for peace, it's going to be hard to put the genie back in the bottle.

And yet again and again dumb ass boomers and silent generation fucked over the future generations by handing their guns away because they insanely thought the good times would never end.

They wont be seen fondly

 

[Cubanodun]

The fact Lula from Brazil, its own brand of commie kin fuckery, congratulated Maduro on the victory shows a disturbing lack of self awareness from his part or sheer arrogance at how tight these two are.

Lula, Petro and Lopez Obrador were congratulating him for his "Victory" but something happened that made the 3 suddenly retract their congratulation and ask for the audit in the last 24 hours, Gustavo Petro was vagueposting but then decide to also ask for the audit all 3 at the same time

 

[Saint Agustin]

The whole venezuela shit is gay as fuck

You guys really think the USA isn't behind all of this? As long as Maduro is functional to the US and it's interests, they won't do nothing and is all a smokescreen.

Even the faggot who is the "mpv" here is doing gay ops

 

[Mr. Smiley Good Fella]

The whole venezuela shit is gay as fuck

You guys really think the USA isn't behind all of this? As long as Maduro is functional to the US and it's interests, they won't do nothing and is all a smokescreen.

Even the faggot who is the "mpv" here is doing gay ops

Maduro is a Chinese and Russian asset what are you talking about retard? Maduro killed the last people CIA put in charge. When has Maduro ever been nice to American glowies? America’s government literally has a bounty on him being labeled as a narco terrorist.

 

[Ghostse]

"Totally a CIA OP to churro the Maduro"
and definitely not
"A KGB OP to try to protect their asset from continuing to fuck up"

 

[Cubanodun]

Communists goons: with 98% of the voting report we can confirm that Maduro won

Journalist: how did you got the voting reports if the system is under attack?

Communist: dont ask questions

Journalist: why did you bypass all the audits process that are coded in law before giving the final report?

Communist: that is to the gulag with you

This shit is so fake not even they believe it, doesnt matter what they say or do, the reports are out there and they cant find a way to shut it down or make them go away, doesnt help that everyone in the higher echelons are being paranoic because of Maria corina statement yesterday that members of the army gave her the voting reports and the PSUV campaign that backfired where they proved the reports they have are the same as the ones that are on the website

Edit: Maria Corina iirc barely had 50% of the voting reports when suddenly that number skyrocketed to 81% thanks to the army

Edit 2: they are probably doing this in a pathetic attempt make himself look legit a day after his 3 allies (Colombia, Mexico and Brazil) rescinded their statement about this election being legit and demanded audits

Edit 3: to the surprise of absolute no one the TSJ repeated that Maduro is the winner... in less that 24 hours they somehow managed to audit all the reports that not even the CNE has what a joke, Edmundo was the only candidate that did not show to that obvious trap

Edit 4: some madlad in spain scrapped all the website and got all the voting reports in github

Edit 5: the second reason Edmundo did not even bother with this obvious trap is that the TSJ forced all candidates to sign a motion where they agree that Maduro won, all except 1 did it, this guy no one voted for him but called Maduro a thief on his face and did a press conference calling the CNE cowards that are hiding behind the TSJ in attempts to make the fraud legit

Edit 6:

So much for solidarity those 3 assholes (Brazil, Colombia and Mexico) are asking for negotiations with the opposition.... without Maria Corina, rumours establish that the little stunt of Enrique Marquez on the TSJ was to put him as the new opposition leader

 

[Ghostse]

This is going to make it all the more embarrassing when the population of VZ inevitably cucks under and continues to allow the corrupt commies to hold power and run the country further into the ground.

 

[Mr. Smiley Good Fella]

This is going to make it all the more embarrassing when the population of VZ inevitably cucks under and continues to allow the corrupt commies to hold power and run the country further into the ground.

I miss when America used to airdrop guns during these types of events. It made things so much more fun.

 

[Smashed & Slamed]

Why LARP with the election spiel when Maduro could just declare a "Dictatorship of the Proletariat" to defend against Elon Musk?
He would look less retarded then he does now.

 

[Cubanodun]

Why LARP with the election spiel when Maduro could just declare a "Dictatorship of the Proletariat" to defend against Elon Musk?

His masters told him to stop mentioning him, in part because there is a sector of the military that believe he is willing to pay the 100 millions dollars for his head, for further context the ex CEO and Owner of Blackwater mentioned that if the USA up the bounty for Maduro to 100 millions they just have to sit down and watch magic happens whatever that means this somehow evolved to Blackwater would be willing to churro him for that money and there was even actual people DMing to see if it was true