UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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SmugAutist said:
Have a pay-per-view of Maduro coming into the ring with the corpse of Chavez, being booed by the audience as he beats a limp wristed woman and her cuck puppet... then the music stops and Milei comes out with a chainsaw to the cheers of the crowd as Real American blasts on the background.
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Musk is using his space lasers to keep Maduro down on the mat! I can't watch, this is just too cruel, how can they keep letting this fight continue its over, but wait, what's going on? There's a comonition in the crowd something's happening HOLY COW and from out of no where its Castro with a steel chair! Musk is out of the ring! What is the ref doing? How can he not see what's going on?
 
Cubanodun said:
Btw i think she hear you about she trying to cool the streets and ordered people to protest and march again a massive improvement compared to the cowards that came before her
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billions must cacelorear
 
flamminglaevateinn said:
Where did Maduro get this hatebone for Elon Musk from?
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Elon is globally hated by the left. He also made an infamous tweet regarding a coup in Bolivia, stating that the US will attempt coups in whatever country they want. This made him even more hated among South Americans.
 
Ghostse said:
Musk is using his space lasers to keep Maduro down on the mat! I can't watch, this is just too cruel, how can they keep letting this fight continue its over, but wait, what's going on? There's a comonition in the crowd something's happening HOLY COW and from out of no where its Castro with a steel chair! Musk is out of the ring! What is the ref doing? How can he not see what's going on?
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And then Musk starts laughing like Paul Bearer as the lights go out. When they come back on Trump is stomping down the ramp in a 30-foot tall robot that looks like Abe powered by Reagan's phylactery
 
Sithis said:
I'd rather we go to war with commies to rid communism from our hemisphere than fight Muslims to protect Jews when both of them hate us, tbh. The reason we don't get involved is because it would be about as palatable to normies as another Vietnam War, but communism in our hemisphere poses a direct risk to us and makes things harder in general by creating the economic migration patterns we have seen. A lot of the people coming here probably would have stayed if buying bread didn't cost a full days wages due to shitty communist run economies.
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We really don't need to waste resources on either. Communism fails miserably and burns itself out in time. The Soviets had a hard enough time keeping a lid on things 50 years ago and with modern advances the third world shit hold countries in South America are never going to be able to keep the truth from the entire population. Only North Korea has managed to stay afloat, but that's largely thanks to China propping them up and their willingness to be as totalitarian as necessary to keep the people in line.

The best we could do is to take immigrants and tell them that they can't come in to the U.S., but that we will train them to fight and arm them so that they can retake their own country. The Bay of Pigs invasion failed because it was ~1,500 Cuban exiles thrown into the meat grinder. Far more people have fled Venezuela and it would be much easier to deploy hundreds of smaller squads into the country and for them to overthrow Maduro.

Sure the U.S. is still involved and looks like the boogieman again, but if nothing else it might encourage some of the other communist shit hole countries to take a leaf from best Korea's book and fence their own population in to prevent them from escaping out of fear that they're next on the CIA's chopping block.
 
There was going to be a announcement from the CNE to give the new report and guess what, it got cancelled again, doesnt help that they started a propaganda maneuver yesterday where chavistas twitter accounts were bragging how Maduro won by showing some voting reports where he actually won (he won in some voting tables and little towns but never won a state) and were weirded when people started to praise them because the reports they are showing are the same reports Maria Corina has and everyone was encouraging them to keep going because is their right, the Chaviztas took like 3 hours to noticed they got played and started deleting posts

Edit:: the BBC has article where they state that one of the reasons Maria Corina managed to secure so much voting reports was because some members of the Plan Republica leaked them to her

Edit 2: there has been a persistent rumour that Elon Musk has helped somehow Maria Corina with the server where the reports are stored because the system came out over night, the government has tried everything under the sun to shut it down including very exaggerated DDoS attack and still has not managed to even slow it down
 
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So has the opposition officially cucked under yet or are they still pretending this might go somewhere?
 
Ghostse said:
So has the opposition officially cucked under yet or are they still pretending this might go somewhere?
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There is people raging right now because Maria Corina is hiding somewhere, her hq insist she is not hiding but being safeguarded, people want to know about what the plan is but all we get is that "there is something happening internationally", the doom and gloom is spreading because this is the same shit Capriles did of talking bullshit for almost 3 months until people got tired of him and then he left the country because could not deal with people calling him a traitor on the street

Then you have the usuals whining that this things take time, that we are going to win and blahblahblah

People has been waiting for 25 years so obviously they are pissed that nothing is happening

Edit: there is a silver lining, after the failed meeting in the OEA, Petro admitted that even if it passed they could not do anything because Venezuela is not in the organization anymore, he hinted that Brazil , Mexico and Colombia are arranging something but they were vagueposting like womans, thing that the Peru representative told them to their faces, the only thing they have done by now is demanding they follow the law and do the actual counting with the actual reports that are in the hands of all candidates

Edit 2: they finally released a statement that demand a actual counting with the data the CNE has now, remind you that the fale reports they were printed are useless because they dont have the mash code or the signature of the voting center members and witness there is a reason they got the brilliant idea of kidnapping them but relented because they have to kidnap like 100k person around the country

To this day the CNE keep refusing to listen to anyone and now they are a little mad that their functions were passed to the supreme, the problem is that everyone is requesting open and transparent audits, his TSJ move was planned to do a fake audit with the papers they printed but by law everything had to remain secret, this option is now denied to them even if he go with it

The PSUV propagandist are on dismay because there is nothing they can do to lie about the results, every single voting report they show is actually already on the database and the high members of the party are discouraging people to keep doing it because they are just legitimizing Maria Corina in every attempt

Edit 3: the WSJ article where she explain how she obtained the voting reports
 
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The leadership of the Maduro opposition seems increasingly more and more spineless in their conduct. Even if something is being planned, at a glance there seems to be confusion everywhere. Perhaps it's a good time to be a Chavista?
 
Google drive with the all the voting reports

Breadbassket said:
The leadership of the Maduro opposition seems increasingly more and more spineless in their conduct. Even if something is being planned, at a glance there seems to be confusion everywhere. Perhaps it's a good time to be a Chavista?
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Doubt it because they are now aware that their supposed "majority of loving comrades" are just people that want them gone, the community council member of my town refuse to show their face because they could not explain how people lied in the 1x10, the people i have in the major office told me that they are trying to smoke out the traitors that did not vote and refusing to give any kind of government help to anyone

Edit: oh yeah the mayor personally told me that me and my family were flagged as "people of interest" but the main reason we are not arrested is because the general of the state has ordered to not start going full holocaust on us
 
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LinkinParkxNaruto[AMV] said:
its never been so over so quickly.

Mariacorina any% speedrun.
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Whatever she is planning is happening in 2 days

Edit: wait why is the supreme calling all the candidates for the verification process right now? are they mad? everyone has the same reports
 
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