UN Venezuela Megathread - Mercenaries 2 references galore! Cubanodun is MVP

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They had this braindead plan to print fresh fake reports using the chinese machines to give to international observers like the Carter center and that plan died in flames when the Carter center observers bailed from the country and called the elections gay from the USA, so now they have this bunch of useless paper they cant use

Also trying to do that is pointless when the voting reports are already online with their hashcodes
 
things have been pretty hot tonight in Petare (largest slum in Caracas) . Gangbangers in shooting battle with colectivos and National Guard all night nonstop. No one seems to know details about the balance yet .



 
I don't know how to translate but I'm guessing the national guard, police, and colectivos are going to war with the gangs and protesters.
Allegedly the audio transcript is of the GNB/colectivos being slaughtered but I could be wrong if anyone can translate much would be appreciated.
Allegedly this is petare but can't confirm.
 

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Simple solution is round up all the VZ "refugees" and airdrop them back into the country each with a single-shot pistol
Try to fix your country, or accept communism buckbreaking. Either way, you've got to go back and deal with your mess.

We have new "interim" president.

Guaido is dead, long live Guaido!!
Gaydildo 2.0 may his reign be as long and glorious.

Curious to see what she will do in the days to come.
Die.

>Gringoland is Gringoland.
More than that, Maduro broke with the Russians (somewhat) over Ukraine, getting out of nowhere life line to use his rottenegg swamp sludge to plug some of the gap the GAZpogrom has created in the global market especially at the "absolute garbage tier" end of the market.
So as long as Maduro shows no signs of getting uppity and doing back to sucking off Putin, he's safe from CIA action.

And unlike Gaddafi (RIP) no France/UK close enough to decide he's impeding their business interests despite playing ball.

Steal every election until death and he'd be fine. The US won't do shit as it would make him and Venezuela a martyr for every retarded Commie in S. America and give him massive legitimacy.

The protests will rage for a few days/weeks and more Venezuelans will head to the USA to shit it up.
He knows he cannot be churroed.
 
I don't know how to translate but I'm guessing the national guard, police, and colectivos are going to war with the gangs and protesters.
Allegedly the audio transcript is of the GNB/colectivos being slaughtered but I could be wrong if anyone can translate much would be appreciated.
Allegedly this is petare but can't confirm.
There's not much to draw from the audio. The first video is a guy shouting "all the group, all the employees, come on boys, come on". Some of it is obscured by the gunshots, but I think he's asking to "bring the employees over here" (it sounds like "todos los funcionarios, tráetelos, vamos, acá" or something like that). The second video has indistinct talking in the background but it's too low. A woman says something at the start but I think it's just some expression of being scared.
 
There's not much to draw from the audio. The first video is a guy shouting "all the group, all the employees, come on boys, come on". Some of it is obscured by the gunshots, but I think he's asking to "bring the employees over here" (it sounds like "todos los funcionarios, tráetelos, vamos, acá" or something like that). The second video has indistinct talking in the background but it's too low. A woman says something at the start but I think it's just some expression of being scared.
Sounds like bring the employees is a codeword for bring back up were under heavy heat. That means there must be some heavy heavy fighting going on in the country but we won't know how bad til tomorrow. A part of me hopes their boogaloo grows.
 
Alright who am I supposed to be rooting for as the least terrible faction?
 
Alright who am I supposed to be rooting for as the least terrible faction?
No one. All factions are horrible and worthless.
What we're rooting for is a Banana republic dictator swinging from a lamppost (even though his replacement will be just as bad or worse). The guy can't be churro'd so it'll never happen, but its fun to imagine what would happen if it did.
 
Edmundo: "We already chose the road of peace"
"i ask venezuelans to remain in peace"
"the truth is the road of peace"

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Imagine all the peeeeopleeee
Lol. I was talking with a friend and I sent him a mock statement by Edmundo that I wrote up as a mockery of how cucked the opposition in Venezuela is.
Dear people of Venezuela,
As your representative, I am honored you chose me as your representative. It brings me joy knowing there are patriots ready to bring true change for our country. However, I have received reports about violent activity and chaotic protests. From the party, we condemn any type of violence. Violence is never the answer. Chavismo and Nicolás Maduro's corrupt government are to be defeated with ballot boxes, not with riots. It is time to fight tyranny with democracy, violence with dialogue and oppression with justice. We trust the justice system to make the voice of the Venezuelan people be heard and that our voice be loud enough to expell the anti-democratic chavista government. We must never stoop to Maduro's level because then we will have truly lost the battle. If we are to lose, we must lose with dignity.
Sincerely yours,
Edmundo González Urrutia, president-elect of the Republic of Venezuela
I guess I wasn't too far off.
 
And unlike Gaddafi (RIP) no France/UK close enough to decide he's impeding their business interests despite playing ball.
There's French Guiana, an overseas departement of France. Maduro does believe most of Guyana (the onetime British territory and now Commonwealth) is 'all your base are belong to us' but it seems like lightweight posturing he's forgotten. The sheer Chavista immiseration of Venezeula, and resultant mass immigration, likely means the Bolivarian narco state will fall at some point, but not now.
 
No one. All factions are horrible and worthless.
What we're rooting for is a Banana republic dictator swinging from a lamppost (even though his replacement will be just as bad or worse). The guy can't be churro'd so it'll never happen, but its fun to imagine what would happen if it did.
Ok but who's the least shit flavored option
 
There's French Guiana, an overseas departement of France. Maduro does believe most of Guyana (the onetime British territory and now Commonwealth) is 'all your base are belong to us' but it seems like lightweight posturing he's forgotten. The sheer Chavista immiseration of Venezeula, and resultant mass immigration, likely means the Bolivarian narco state will fall at some point, but not now.
And as well as ties to Guyana (which I believe is a Commonwealth nation) the Bongs have straight-up territories in the Carribean. But France doesn't have an aircraft carrier there ready (or able to quickly position) for airstrikes + ability to readily resupply from the mainland like they did for Libya. Same for the Br*tish.

I guess I should clarify they'd have the capability of doing it, but they aren't ready for it and its half the globe away; They weren't ready for Gaddafi but that was right next door. If you gave Bong/Frog alliance a months heads up they could do some no-fly zone shit, but not for current situation. By the time they were on station this will have resolved itself.
I'd say "one way or another" but all know this ends with the VZ people getting back into thier cuck sheds and Maduro still in power and wholly unchurroed.

Ok but who's the least shit flavored option
The Narcos? I dunno, are there still any Nazis trying to revive Hitler left in VZ? They'd at least get the trains running on time.
 
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Lol. I was talking with a friend and I sent him a mock statement by Edmundo that I wrote up as a mockery of how cucked the opposition in Venezuela is.
Dear people of Venezuela,
As your representative, I am honored you chose me as your representative. It brings me joy knowing there are patriots ready to bring true change for our country. However, I have received reports about violent activity and chaotic protests. From the party, we condemn any type of violence. Violence is never the answer. Chavismo and Nicolás Maduro's corrupt government are to be defeated with ballot boxes, not with riots. It is time to fight tyranny with democracy, violence with dialogue and oppression with justice. We trust the justice system to make the voice of the Venezuelan people be heard and that our voice be loud enough to expell the anti-democratic chavista government. We must never stoop to Maduro's level because then we will have truly lost the battle. If we are to lose, we must lose with dignity.
Sincerely yours,
Edmundo González Urrutia, president-elect of the Republic of Venezuela
I guess I wasn't too far off.
I unironically want every last conservatard on Earth to eat a bullet either from the commies or their own side. What useless self righteous cattle. What a limp dicked faggot fucking retard in VENEZUELA crying "v-violence is bad!!

NIGGA THEY ARE MOBILIZING THE MILITARY. THEY ARE SHOOTING YOUR PEOPLE.
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They are ALL like this, controlled opposition, ALL of them, they ALWAYS betray their followers. I hate them so fucking much, imagine if that glowie actually got Trump.
 
I unironically want every last conservatard on Earth to eat a bullet either from the commies or their own side. What useless self righteous cattle. What a limp dicked faggot fucking retard in VENEZUELA crying "v-violence is bad!!

NIGGA THEY ARE MOBILIZING THE MILITARY. THEY ARE SHOOTING YOUR PEOPLE.
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They are ALL like this, controlled opposition, ALL of them, they ALWAYS betray their followers. I hate them so fucking much, imagine if that glowie actually got Trump.

Small point of order: that faggot isn't a conservative or any sort of right-wing. He is a less-left Socialist.
 
Lol. I was talking with a friend and I sent him a mock statement by Edmundo that I wrote up as a mockery of how cucked the opposition in Venezuela is.
Dear people of Venezuela,
As your representative, I am honored you chose me as your representative. It brings me joy knowing there are patriots ready to bring true change for our country. However, I have received reports about violent activity and chaotic protests. From the party, we condemn any type of violence. Violence is never the answer. Chavismo and Nicolás Maduro's corrupt government are to be defeated with ballot boxes, not with riots. It is time to fight tyranny with democracy, violence with dialogue and oppression with justice. We trust the justice system to make the voice of the Venezuelan people be heard and that our voice be loud enough to expell the anti-democratic chavista government. We must never stoop to Maduro's level because then we will have truly lost the battle. If we are to lose, we must lose with dignity.
Sincerely yours,
Edmundo González Urrutia, president-elect of the Republic of Venezuela
I guess I wasn't too far off.
I am already hearing copes about how peace is a coded word and he is just being strategic and we need to TRUST THE PLAN
 
Ok but who's the least shit flavored option
That would be Maduro.

He may be a tinpot dictator and a communist, but DC keeps sending money to the CIA backed “opposition” and trying to overthrow him.

Anyone the glowies are trying so hard to get rid off, can’t be the real baddie.
 
Maduro lost one of his commie friends, Petro

Colombian President Petro calls on Venezuela's Maduro to release detailed vote counts from election
CARACAS, Venezuela — Pressure kept building against Venezuelan President Nicolás Maduro on Wednesday, when his close ally Colombian President Gustavo Petro, joined other foreign leaders in urging him to release detailed vote counts from the recent presidential election after electoral authorities declared him the winner.
Petro’s comments come as the National Electoral Council, which is loyal to the ruling United Socialist Party of Venezuela, has yet to release any printed results from polling centers as it did in past elections. A day earlier, another of Maduro’s allies, Brazilian President Luiz Inácio Lula da Silva, along with U.S. President Joe Biden called for the “immediate release of full, transparent, and detailed voting data at the polling station level.”
The rebukes follow the stunning announcement Monday of Maduro’s main challenger, Edmundo González, and opposition leader Maria Corina Machado, that they had secured more than two-thirds of the tally sheets that each electronic voting machine printed after polls closed on Sunday. They said the release of the data on those tallies would prove Maduro lost the election.
Machado said the tallies show González received roughly 6.2 million votes compared with 2.7 million for Maduro. That is widely different from the electoral council’s report that Maduro received 5.1 million votes, against more than 4.4 million for González.
“The serious doubts that have arisen around the Venezuelan electoral process can lead its people to a deep violent polarization with serious consequences of permanent division,” Petro said Wednesday in a post on social media site X.

“I invite the Venezuelan government to allow the elections to end in peace, allowing a transparent vote count, with the counting of votes, and with the supervision of all the political forces of its country and professional international supervision,” he added.
Petro also proposed that Maduro’s government and the opposition reach an agreement “that allows for the maximum respect of the (political) force that has lost the elections.” The agreement, he said, could be submitted to the United Nations Security Council.
Venezuela has the world’s largest proven crude reserves and once boasted Latin America’s most advanced economy, but it entered into free fall after Maduro took the helm in 2013. Plummeting oil prices, widespread shortages and hyperinflation that soared past 130,000% led to social unrest and mass emigration.
More than 7.7 million Venezuelans have left the country since 2014, the largest exodus in Latin America’s recent history. Many have settled in Colombia.
The Carter Center, an independent U.S.-based institution that evaluates elections, said late Tuesday it was unable to verify the results of Venezuela’s presidential election, blaming authorities for a “complete lack of transparency” in declaring Maduro the winner without providing any individual polling tallies.
The group was authorized earlier this year by Venezuela’s electoral authorities to send experts to observe the election. It had 17 experts spread out in four cities on Sunday.
“The electoral authority’s failure to announce disaggregated results by polling station constitutes a serious breach of electoral principles,” the Carter Center said, adding that the election did not meet international standards and “cannot be considered democratic.”
The results announced Monday by the electoral council within hours drew thousands of protesters to the streets of the capital, Caracas, and other cities. The protests, which continued into Tuesday, turned violent at times, and law enforcement responded with tear gas and gun pellets.
Attorney General Tarek William Saab on Tuesday told reporters that more than 700 protesters were arrested in nationwide demonstrations Monday and that one officer was killed.
The Venezuela-based human rights organization Foro Penal also on Tuesday reported that 11 people, including two minors, had been killed in unrest related to the election.
The Organization of American States was set to gather Wednesday to discuss Venezuela’s election.
Maduro’s closest ruling party allies quickly came to his defense. National Assembly President Jorge Rodriguez — his chief negotiator in dialogues with the U.S. and the opposition — insisted Maduro was the indisputable winner and called the opposition violent fascists.
Praising the arrests of the protesters, he said Machado should be jailed and so should González, “because he is the leader of the fascist conspiracy that is trying to impose itself in Venezuela.”
Later, speaking from the balcony of the presidential palace, Maduro called González a coward and challenged him to face him.
“Come after me!” he yelled. “Show me your face. … Where are you hiding, mister coward?”
Meanwhile, Machado and González urged their supporters to remain calm and avoid violence.
“I ask Venezuelans to continue in peace, demanding that the result be respected and the tally sheets be published,” González said on X. “This victory, which belongs to all of us, will unite us and reconcile us as a nation.”
 
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