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Phyre, wether for a male or female character, is Coldsteel The Edgehog-tier bad. Not even the V5 "writers" would come up with something this shitty.
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How i feel about that part with the skill tree and unlocking old powers, this is simply not how shit works in accordance with its source material. I am bracing for "Your melee attacks do 5% more damage" and "You suck blood faster" bullshit with the occassional, meaningless perk thrown in for good measure. The Bethesda blue print pretty much. Not that i was expecting anything good from this game in the first place, mind.The comment on "We're reusing old level design, but totally changing the gameplay systems" really raises my eyebrows
It's actually the dyke from the delisted Fast and the Furious game given life anew.so the non binary dyke is the canon mc huh?
I honestly hope they take this as a challenge. I want to see just how bad the dumpster fire can get, pour more gas on it.At least this can't bomb any harder than Suicide Squad did.
Whats the point of playing an Elder Vampire if you are gimped? If these tards had a modicum of writing ability they would have made this less "plucky rebel on a revenge quest" and more "deposed king returning from the dead to reclaim Kingdom". Much more interesting to play as someone looking to overthrow the existing power structure and replace it with their own. Whatever that may look like based on role play choices. Level progression can be less "oh noes, I've been pwned like a retard" and more "I've been asleep for so long I need more time to wake up, and remember things".So, let's see... you were 200 years old when you got shoved in torpor for 100, so that would be what, early 1700's was your Embrace? So you'd be around 10th Generation? And you've been knocked down to what, 13th by those sigils and stripped of most of your Disciplines? Talk about fucking dogshit, especially with that terrible name they can't do jack about due to integrating it into dialogue. Oops.
At least this can't bomb any harder than Suicide Squad did.
The whole generation thing seems like a continuity issue because even in the dark ages sourcebooks they talk about beyond the 13th generation and thinbloods and this is 14th century we're talking about so what happened in the past 700 years did they perform a purge of the later generations or something?For some reason recent vampire fags have a bizarre hardon for 15th+ generation shitty half-vampires, I dunno why, but at least in the 90s a 13th gen was considered a newbie vamp fresh off the boat.
It's because for whatever dumb reason the people hired on to make 5th edition vampire was obsessed with them. I suspect it's because they looked at their status in vamp society and connected way too hard with them. The result of this garbage is that they now have one of the most stupid disciplines ever made that's genuinely unbalanced, and are now a clan that is treated with any seriousness at all.I'd say fair odds that the elder generations are still involved at the level of the Camarilla/Sabbat. Though if this Fyre is 10th, that isn't a low enough generation to really be considered an elder. In the tabletop, vampires start at 13th gen if they haven't put any points into upgrading and could start as low as 8th if they max out their generation background. It's when you get below 8th that you're really getting into the millennia-old creature of darkness far detached from the petty concerns of the Jyhad categories of vampire.
For some reason recent vampire fags have a bizarre hardon for 15th+ generation shitty half-vampires, I dunno why, but at least in the 90s a 13th gen was considered a newbie vamp fresh off the boat.
My money's on them absolutely releasing it, but maybe delaying it to winter this year or further, depending on how it's shaping up. Paradox already had their stocks tank by ~33% since August with them publishing shit like Lamplighters League and a broken City Skylines 2. I think it would take a huge fan outcry to get them to scrap what they have again.I'm just waiting for one of two things: for Paradox to again announce they're pulling the project and giving it to a third even more incompetent team of idiots, or they actually push through.
It can go either or, since Paradox is very stubborn with this one despite how poisoned it is at this point. It'd only get either shat out or cancelled fully once the rest of the company realizes how much money they're burning due to mental retardation and then decide that money better than pride or whatever non-profit horseshit they overcommit to.
Honestly, I think they're stalling trying to find a way to cancel it and write it off for tax purposes.I'm just waiting for one of two things: for Paradox to again announce they're pulling the project and giving it to a third even more incompetent team of idiots, or they actually push through.
It can go either or, since Paradox is very stubborn with this one despite how poisoned it is at this point. It'd only get either shat out or cancelled fully once the rest of the company realizes how much money they're burning due to mental retardation and then decide that money better than pride or whatever non-profit horseshit they overcommit to.
can they afford to release another Turd though? The only hype around this game is Anti-Hype. Everyone who would constitute the core audience of the game is expecting it to be bad, because they teased the fans of the original game with it back in 2019 and all the news since them has been awful around thr project.My money's on them absolutely releasing it, but maybe delaying it to winter this year or further, depending on how it's shaping up. Paradox already had their stocks tank by ~33% since August with them publishing shit like Lamplighters League and a broken City Skylines 2. I think it would take a huge fan outcry to get them to scrap what they have again.
Unless people managed to get refunds from the initial pre-order wave, they'll probably be fine. That shit exploded, but it won't be the profit they could have had if they didn't dick around so much hiring incompetents - political or otherwise.can they afford to release another Turd though? The only hype around this game is Anti-Hype. Everyone who would constitute the core audience of the game is expecting it to be bad, because they teased the fans of the original game with it back in 2019 and all the news since them has been awful around thr project.
In some sick way I am too. I loved the first Bloodlines, but a part of me just wants to see this crash and explode... and hopefully take Paradox with it.Im actually looking forward to seeing how trashy this gets