US NERDS XD - People trying so hard to be nerdie™ to be different, and are only faggots

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I have a moral disagreement with darth kylo's lightsaber having side prongs. They may as well have put those prongs up my ass because jj abrams did star wars wrong and raped my childhood. Anyone who doesn't tell me I'm right also raped my childhood.
 
I know we're not really talking about Funko Pops anymore, but I had to share what I found on Google's autofill:
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Don't even get me started on LootCrate. Overpriced plastic crap that caters to the "I'm a camwhore who needs nerdy shit hoarded in the background" crowd. A few of their shirts are alright though.
Why pay $20 or whatever it is for LootCrate when you can just dumpster dive for free? It's the exact same thing: you sift through a bunch of garbage and every so often you might find something somewhat cool or useful, but at the end of the day you're still surrounded by trash and smelling like shit. Only difference is that with LootCrate, the trash and smell come from being a gross manchild who doesn't clean or shower.
 
Some people in this thread suggested year 2007 is to blame. I disagree, there are some reasons to blame the time around 2000:
  • special effects in movies start looking good, sci-fi is no longer limited to one rubberhead alien talking to another rubberhead alien
  • the first Matrix, X-Men, Star Wars prequel and Lord of the Rings movies come out and are box-office successes
  • Livejournal is founded and broadband internet access becomes mainstream
  • Harry Potter becomes so popular even mainstream media can't ignore it
I was going to say something similar. Basically, I think widespread Internet availability was what changed the game. Before the Internet, to get your fandom fix, you had to go to comic book stores or conventions. Otherwise, fans were pretty much invisible. Then the Internet came along, and suddenly it became clear that these groups were far more widespread than before. I'd argue that it was the Blair Witch Project, a film that became huge because of its viral marketing campaign, that drew Hollywood's attention to the possibilities of the Internet.

You can see this change in the way comic book movies were made. Comic book movies of the 80s and 90s were very much "People won't like this character unless we portray him like this" (Judge Dredd is a sore point for me here).

IDK, I don't have a problem with normies coming over to the nerd side, if only because for the first time in history it is actually possible to get laid because you know lots about Doctor Who.
 
I have a moral disagreement with darth kylo's lightsaber having side prongs. They may as well have put those prongs up my ass because jj abrams did star wars wrong and raped my childhood. Anyone who doesn't tell me I'm right also raped my childhood.
I used to think, a long, long time ago, that it would be nice if my nerd hobbies were commodities and easily available and not so stigmatized. I realize, now, that the rest of the world was right and bullying kept the idiocy under control.

None of this was wanted - not bronies, not people weabooing in public, not wizards having access to other wizards to perpetuate their bullshit. Chase it all back underground. The cost is too great.
 
You got 10 years in you then?
When it comes to alcohol and drugs, I'm practically immortal. I'd have been dead a long ass time ago.

My niche interests have largely been unmolested by the fake nerd cash in bullshit.
 
Story time:

I have a friend who used to work at a game & hobby store. Turns out that said hobby store used to only sell superhero comics up until around eight years ago, when anime was really getting popular. So they decided to not only start selling manga, but they also would sell a bunch of merchandise that they'd order straight from Japanese retailers- including candy and beverages that would otherwise never be sold in my country. As well as anime figures from various series (beyond DBZ, Sailor Moon and Pokemon) and cosplaying props that the manager makes himself (he at one point recreated Gut's Dragonslayer from Berserk, which actually was pretty badass looking which he refuses to sell because he enjoys cosplaying as Guts every so often while running the store).

The weeb shit actually sells really well if you're actually educated on what weebs actually want- which is usually obscure products. Plus, a lot of geeks will spend money on quality products.

What a lot of retailing companies like EBGames don't understand is that if you want to reach out to the geek crowd, and not just the Normies, investing in decent stuff is key to getting them to spend shit loads of money.

Edit: It also helped the store a lot that the new manager is a total weeb and therefore knows his audience
 
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Why pay $20 or whatever it is for LootCrate when you can just dumpster dive for free? It's the exact same thing: you sift through a bunch of garbage and every so often you might find something somewhat cool or useful, but at the end of the day you're still surrounded by trash and smelling like shit. Only difference is that with LootCrate, the trash and smell come from being a gross manchild who doesn't clean or shower.

I genuinely don't understand the point of LootCrate. For the same amount of money, you could buy a really cool shirt/figurine/other collectable on eBay or Amazon or something. Getting one high-quality item that you really like is way better than getting a box full of cheap crap that hopefully contains one thing you kinda like.

As a collector, I have to wonder if these people actually know how to collect. There's way better stuff out there than Funko Pops and LootCrate boxes, you just have to look in the right places.
 
I dated a girl like this. She based her whole identity around being “geeky,” but most of what she was into was standard shit like Star Wars and X-Men. She was also a fan of Big Bang Theory. Despite being a self-described “geek,” she was condescending as shit to me because I played old-school shooters like Doom and Duke Nukem.

She did, however, play D&D and Warcraft, both of which she tried getting me into, but I didn’t really like either of them.


tabletop gaming is bomb as shit but is so, so dependent on who you are playing with and the system you ate using

Did we just become best friends?

it's possible

do you like melee, and the mid-late 2000s Internet culture zeitgeist?
 
I have a moral disagreement with darth kylo's lightsaber having side prongs. They may as well have put those prongs up my ass because jj abrams did star wars wrong and raped my childhood. Anyone who doesn't tell me I'm right also raped my childhood.
This but unironically. :epik:
 
Oh yeah does anyone remember King of the Nerds? The gameshow where you had to prove how nerdy you were?
I remember that pink haired bitch saying that she's 70% gay or something like that. She's a hot preppy girl with glasses and pink hair. Someone should shove her headfirst into a horse's anus. Maybe her hair would come out a normal color.
 
Why pay $20 or whatever it is for LootCrate when you can just dumpster dive for free? It's the exact same thing: you sift through a bunch of garbage and every so often you might find something somewhat cool or useful, but at the end of the day you're still surrounded by trash and smelling like shit. Only difference is that with LootCrate, the trash and smell come from being a gross manchild who doesn't clean or shower.

:powerlevel:

I had a roommate who subbed to that for some reason and was consistently amazed at the amount of pure shit that came out of those boxes. Every sort-of-okay nerd tshirt or bumpersticker would inevitably be accompanied by a handful of garbage vinyl figures and bits of nonsensical nerd memorabilia like dollar-store quality kitchen utensils with the Batman logo on them. His half of the room wound up filling up with this shit over the course of two semesters.

I gotta give Loot Crate credit though for figuring out a way to get nerds to actually buy the sort of shit en masse that they wouldn't pay a dollar for in the Gamestop clearance section.
 
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