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Gensdupays said:
I don't know, he might be reading/seeing stuff about women being able to dress however they want and thinks "passing" is bad. Or maybe he doesn't feel the need to be fully female in terms of wardrobe because of the lesbian soul? Someone made an edit of what Chris could "pass" as if he really tried, and it looks much more feminine.
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I dont think that he would ever pass, and he would just look like another autistic, lesbian trans woman.
 
Melancholia said:
"My hobbies/interests include creating, drawing/coloring, creating with Lego, video games, walking, music, and shopping."

You lie! Walking through a shopping center and harassing people doesn't count as a proper walk... And going to fast food places/ eating shitty food makes what little walking you do completely pointless.
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I don't know, he's making a habit out of speed walking away from his crimes these days
 
Cackman said:
Chris' fashion sense as a man could be described as "ridiculous" at best. Why would it be any different now he identifies as a woman?

Like music and videogames, I'm guessing he has no discerning tastes regarding fashion. I doubt he's ever seen a nicely dressed woman on TV and thought "she looks nice, I'll have to hunt down that outfit". To him it's all the same. A knitted cat sweater from Goodwill is just as good as a Chanel suit as long as it falls under the banner of "woman's clothing". He still get's to live out his fantasy of being a woman (in the same way a child pretends to be Spider-man in a halloween costume), the only difference is the Goodwill sweater is a lot cheaper than the Chanel (and doesn't have "a cute widdle kitty cat" on it).
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His woman's clothing strikes me as a lot weirder. When he dressed in men's clothing, the unifying theme was "I don't give a shit, I'll wear whatever is bought for me and/or what is cheapest". That's a consistent "style". It makes some sense.

But now he does give a shit. But in a very weird way. He cares enough to seek out female clothing, but he can't figure out what female clothing to wear.

And of course, his appearance is so much more bizarre now. We like poke occassional fun at his goofy shirts like the "classic", but the reality is that if you saw a guy walking down the street in that shirt, you wouldn't think twice. Now his appearance is fairly noteworthy.
 
timtommy said:
His woman's clothing strikes me as a lot weirder. When he dressed in men's clothing, the unifying theme was "I don't give a shit, I'll wear whatever is bought for me and/or what is cheapest". That's a consistent "style". It makes some sense.

But now he does give a shit. But in a very weird way. He cares enough to seek out female clothing, but he can't figure out what female clothing to wear.

And of course, his appearance is so much more bizarre now. We like poke occassional fun at his goofy shirts like the "classic", but the reality is that if you saw a guy walking down the street in that shirt, you wouldn't think twice. Now his appearance is fairly noteworthy.
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For real. You know it's bad when his Halloween costume doesn't look any more ridiculous than what he normally wears.
 
ManOfOlympium said:
It disturbs me so much that Chris wants kids.
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To be honest he only really wants to play house. The disturbing part is he's actually willing to have a kid and have no idea or means to take care of it. Luckily no woman will have his seed, bent duck or not.

timtommy said:
His woman's clothing strikes me as a lot weirder. When he dressed in men's clothing, the unifying theme was "I don't give a shit, I'll wear whatever is bought for me and/or what is cheapest". That's a consistent "style". It makes some sense.

But now he does give a shit. But in a very weird way. He cares enough to seek out female clothing, but he can't figure out what female clothing to wear.

And of course, his appearance is so much more bizarre now. We like poke occassional fun at his goofy shirts like the "classic", but the reality is that if you saw a guy walking down the street in that shirt, you wouldn't think twice. Now his appearance is fairly noteworthy.
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I think the standout thing about Chris's tranny wardrobe is that even though he wants to be a woman he doesn't really understand them. The clothes he wears looks like an 8 year old boy had to pick out women's clothes that would fit his dad. So it's a hodge podge of actual women's clothes for bigger ladies, unisex clothing and then stuff intended for little girls. It looks truly awful and screams autism more than female. Yet he presents himself like he doesn't look ridiculous and demands to be taken seriously. Even though we all know this is more playing dress up than transition g genders.
 
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ManOfOlympium said:
It disturbs me so much that Chris wants kids.
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Afternoons with Chris and Crystal would look something like this:
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I sincerely hope he never finds that woman crazy enough have his bun in her oven. Unlikely, but not impossible that he'll find someone sufficiently fucked-up to want to risk being impregnated by him.
 
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timtommy said:
His woman's clothing strikes me as a lot weirder. When he dressed in men's clothing, the unifying theme was "I don't give a shit, I'll wear whatever is bought for me and/or what is cheapest". That's a consistent "style". It makes some sense.

But now he does give a shit. But in a very weird way. He cares enough to seek out female clothing, but he can't figure out what female clothing to wear.

And of course, his appearance is so much more bizarre now. We like poke occassional fun at his goofy shirts like the "classic", but the reality is that if you saw a guy walking down the street in that shirt, you wouldn't think twice. Now his appearance is fairly noteworthy.
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It actually makes perfect sense, if you think about it.

Chris always thought My Little Pony and bright colors were cute, but was told that this was not okay. So, to avoid getting in trouble, Chris would wear whatever mommy told him to, but really didn't give a shit.

At some point, Chris started getting made fun of for wearing whatever was bought for him, so this was no longer an acceptable option. Thus Chris stopped letting mommy troll him, and went back to wearing whatever girly stuff he thinks is cute.
 
PantsOfDesire said:
Afternoons with Chris and Crystal would look something like this:
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I sincerely hope he never finds that woman crazy enough have his bun in her oven. Unlikely, but not impossible that he'll find someone sufficiently fucked-up to want to risk being impregnated by him.
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Spoiler stuff like that in the future, please.
 
lipitor said:
I think the standout thing about Chris's tranny wardrobe is that even though he wants to be a woman he doesn't really understand them. The clothes he wears looks like an 8 year old boy had to pick out women's clothes that would fit his dad. So it's a hodge podge of actual women's clothes for bigger ladies, unisex clothing and then stuff intended for little girls. It looks truly awful and screams autism more than female. Yet he presents himself like he doesn't look ridiculous and demands to be taken seriously. Even though we all know this is more playing dress up than transition g genders.
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It's tricky with Chris since he does a terrible at dressing like a normal person at the best of times, (Actually when he plays dress up he ends up looking better than normal, this too).

But about gender and Chris being a transsexual I don't think Chris really comprehends the subject enough and would need professional help which he'll not seek.
 
MrsFrizzle said:
"Keeping Up Appearances" is on local PBS stations constantly. Clearly, Chris is taking fashion tips from Hyacinth Bucket!
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One in my town had it on for over a decade, apparently people are foolish enough to pledge money to keep that on.

Chandler Cats said:
He watched it with his parents. It was bundled on PBS with "Are You Being Served?" and "As Time Goes By"
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All stalwart Saturday night programming choices most public TV stations love to stick on, never Doctor Who.

mlane said:
Chris is looking for "Ages 23–32"? So Chris is willing to date a woman nearly ten years younger, but not a single year older. I wish I could say I'm surprised. If I were a woman of those ages looking at this profile, my first thought would definitely be "creepy man trying to take advantage of young lesbian and bi women, who's trying to seem less creepy while doing it by claiming nonthreatening femininity".
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I was thinking of this today. Back in his early lovequest trials, he would have it be "18 to my current age", I guess he figured out that it's creepy to go after someone less than 21, yet won't date someone a few years older than him, that's what gets me.
 
Trilby said:
I was thinking of this today. Back in his early lovequest trials, he would have it be "18 to my current age", I guess he figured out that it's creepy to go after someone less than 21, yet won't date someone a few years older than him, that's what gets me.
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I think that OkCupid defaults to the "half your age plus seven" rule. He signed up when he was 32, so the default would have been 23-50. He might have looked at it and said "23 seems about right, but I should lower the age to around my own."

And I am sure he would be pretty stoked to date someone in her mid-thirties. And probably be willing to date someone even older than that. We like to make fun of how rigid and public his "sweetheart requirements" are. But in this case, OKcupid does force you say what age of partner you want. I am willing to cut him a bit of slack for that.
 
timtommy said:
I think that OkCupid defaults to the "half your age plus seven" rule. He signed up when he was 32, so the default would have been 23-50. He might have looked at it and said "23 seems about right, but I should lower the age to around my own."

And I am sure he would be pretty stoked to date someone in her mid-thirties. And probably be willing to date someone even older than that. We like to make fun of how rigid and public his "sweetheart requirements" are. But in this case, OKcupid does force you say what age of partner you want. I am willing to cut him a bit of slack for that.
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I don't think he's particularly insistent on the maximum age, but I do think he'd probably need a little coercing to disregard it. I think he regards it as a default, and unless you provide a good explanation, he's gonna stick to the default. (Including specifically rejecting women older than him who talk to him.)
 
Marvin said:
I don't think he's particularly insistent on the maximum age, but I do think he'd probably need a little coercing to disregard it. I think he regards it as a default, and unless you provide a good explanation, he's gonna stick to the default. (Including specifically rejecting women older than him who talk to him.)
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Hence him rejecting the older divorced woman who actually showed an interest in him from awhile back.
 
lipitor said:
To be honest he only really wants to play house. The disturbing part is he's actually willing to have a kid and have no idea or means to take care of it. Luckily no woman will have his seed, bent duck or not.



I think the standout thing about Chris's tranny wardrobe is that even though he wants to be a woman he doesn't really understand them. The clothes he wears looks like an 8 year old boy had to pick out women's clothes that would fit his dad. So it's a hodge podge of actual women's clothes for bigger ladies, unisex clothing and then stuff intended for little girls. It looks truly awful and screams autism more than female. Yet he presents himself like he doesn't look ridiculous and demands to be taken seriously. Even though we all know this is more playing dress up than transition g genders.
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Wait until he finally gets a sex change and goes to a sperm bank. Then again, knowing Chris he hates gays with a passion so that either would make total sense or no sense at all, lul

I'm not sure lesbian sex can get anyone pregnant but maybe Chris would go out of his way to try do it :/
 
Handsome Pete said:
Suggestion for new word filter.

He's really been hitting the "empathy" thing hard recently. He mentions it here, he (over-)explained it to Catie in the breakup emails, and Robbie talked about it in the comic commission. Has he always been this fixated on it and I just missed it? Or did somebody sit him down and explain it to him?

Or he could have just read it on one of his fact-finding missions to Wikipedia.

Amazing.
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Chris is autistic so he can get stuck on things sometimes but I think words like "empathy" and "caring" really just mean putting up with his shit. Whenever Catie would ask him to explain why he was being a dick or something he would tell her to empathize.

Its kinda like "think about it" in the ABL calls. I think he uses these words because he thinks that they will magically cause the other person to think exactly like him.

As a normal person, you can be wrong about something and view it from both your own and the other person's perspective and still say "Yeah, I'm wrong." And thats because you're actually able to step out of your own viewpoint and look at how your actions might affect someone else. Chris has an incredibly difficult time with that to say the least. He can't step out of his viewpoint at all. Most people struggle with it but its dangerously bad with Chris.

So he just tells you to look at his way in the hopes you'll magically be like him. Which will never happen.
 
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