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Henry Bemis said:
You're thinking of Garrison's second sex change. "Fancy New Vagina" was the first sex change.

Though considering Chris has no concept of consequence, there's little doubt that he does indeed think a sex change is easily reversible.
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Hence in my views, I think its best for Chris not to get one. I can't imagine him suffering the permanent aftereffects from a sex change. Its rather terrifying than it is funny though there's the funny part involved.
 
Come at said:
In his sperm donor message, Chris stated that he would prefer "natural" insemination. In his email to Catie, he mentioned the possibility of her utilizing his "Damn near seven incher."
It's pretty clear to me that he wants to keep his duck and doesn't have any kind of genuine gender dysphoria.
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Chris is seriously disgusted by his penis. He brags about his dick because it's a bargaining chip, not because he likes it himself. Chris probably read about the various ways to inseminate someone and thinks "natural" is better.
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He can talk tribbing all he wants, but at the end of the day, what he is REALLY saying he wants is heterosexual sex with straight women.
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Chris doesn't specifically prefer heterosexual sex with women.
Come at said:
And even that is forced, since his peyronie's disease seems to render sex unenjoyable to him anyway, from what I've read of his prostitute encounter and various mass debating sessions (who knows, he may not have started hating his "ugly growth" if Barb had just taken him to the doc to get that fixed.)
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Hmm? He enjoyed the prostitute and enjoys masturbation in general. His bent dick doesn't seem to mechanically affect sex for him.
 
You know Marvin, I would like to preface this message by saying ,I think you are a thoughtful person and that you contribute more to this board than most. That said, you have asserted multiple times that Chris is disgusted by his penis. Other than his own words that we have in Christorical records, what else do you base this on? I have a theory on why he says this, and I think that he says this because he is so against the idea of gayness because everyone around him has made him think that being gay means being weak or inadequate, that he tries to super overcompensate in a way only he could by asserting that he hates his own dick. It is sort of like in junior high when you are watching a porn or looking at dirty pix with friends of people fucking and your friend saying "haha you like looking at that picture. There's a dick in it, you like dick, you're gay!" I think that Chris feels that if he acknowledged his own dick as being something he is okay with, then he would be admitting to being in some way gay, and therefore weak and inadequate. For him, being a homosexual female would be the peak of heterosexuality for his identity, I feel he believes.

That said, none of this is normal, but when were looking at psychology through the lens of the problems Chris has, nothing truly makes sense.
 
Haesindang Park said:
Hence in my views, I think its best for Chris not to get one. I can't imagine him suffering the permanent aftereffects from a sex change. Its rather terrifying than it is funny though there's the funny part involved.
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I agree seeing as he said he doesn't like the results of MtF surgery, it seems like it's just asking for more psychological issues.
 
Pickle Inspector said:
I agree seeing as he said he doesn't like the results of MtF surgery, it seems like it's just asking for more psychological issues.
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I can't figure out if that's just Chris's usual "fine for me, but not for thee" stuff in action. Like Chris is going to be a pretty pretty princess unlike those other icky (in Chris's mind) trans women.
 
jemas42 said:
Y'know I get that Lego is a big part of his life, but for fuck's sake, don't put it in your OKCupid profile. I do some pretty nerdy shit too, but I'd kinda ease my potential romantic partners into that.

A few points other that stand out to me, in order:

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He says he likes the Beatles...has he ever mentioned them before is he just pulling a "I like Louis Armstrong" thing again. He mentions liking Yellow Submarine, but that's an odd choice to mention. Or am I overthinking it?

Also Keeping Up Appearances stands out in his TV shows. Where the hell would he have been exposed to that? Is it on Netflix?
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He's always watched a lot of Britcoms, I think he mentioned seeing them on PBS. I love keeping up appearances and I can't imagine Chris enjoys anything but the slapstick in it. He wouldn't get that Sherradin is gay or that Hyacinth is incredibly uncouth.
 
yawning sneasel said:
You know Marvin, I would like to preface this message by saying ,I think you are a thoughtful person and that you contribute more to this board than most. That said, you have asserted multiple times that Chris is disgusted by his penis. Other than his own words that we have in Christorical records, what else do you base this on? I have a theory on why he says this, and I think that he says this because he is so against the idea of gayness because everyone around him has made him think that being gay means being weak or inadequate, that he tries to super overcompensate in a way only he could by asserting that he hates his own dick. It is sort of like in junior high when you are watching a porn or looking at dirty pix with friends of people fucking and your friend saying "haha you like looking at that picture. There's a dick in it, you like dick, you're gay!" I think that Chris feels that if he acknowledged his own dick as being something he is okay with, then he would be admitting to being in some way gay, and therefore weak and inadequate. For him, being a homosexual female would be the peak of heterosexuality for his identity, I feel he believes.

That said, none of this is normal, but when were looking at psychology through the lens of the problems Chris has, nothing truly makes sense.
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Well, Marvin couldn't really have that much more information. He might have some more private communications, but they couldn't really be any more evidence than repetitions of what we already know.

I think we can eliminate the possibility of it being an act. I don't think Chris says "I will pretend I hate my duck so people will think I am not gay or sweethearts will be impressed." The best evidence of that to me is his homemade wang-cruncher. That is incredibly painful and unnecessary. Chris is the ultimate half-asser, so the fact that he is willing to go through effort and pain tells me there has to be something underlying it.

So he must have a real hatred of his own dick. Whether that is just because of gender issues or because some of the issues you brought up have penetrated his psyche is anybody's guess. I don't think it is possible to know the answer to that one.
 
MrsFrizzle said:
I can't figure out if that's just Chris's usual "fine for me, but not for thee" stuff in action. Like Chris is going to be a pretty pretty princess unlike those other icky (in Chris's mind) trans women.
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That's true, I'm just worried about Chris since he might do something in haste and end up regretting it (Like he usually does), ideally he needs to work out any psychological problems before he even considers getting a sex change operation but that's not likely to happen and from other lolcows like ADF it seems like it's not unusual for those with gender issues to see psychologists as an obstacle who should be avoided if they don't fully agree with them instead of being there to help their mental well being.
 
MrsFrizzle said:
I can't figure out if that's just Chris's usual "fine for me, but not for thee" stuff in action. Like Chris is going to be a pretty pretty princess unlike those other icky (in Chris's mind) trans women.
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If you search for SRS results on Google you'll find a lot of pictures from the early stages of healing that still have gnarly stitches and stuff. I suspect Chris saw something of that nature. We already know from the taint incident that he doesn't understand the concept of healing.
 
Gensdupays said:
He'd have to leave the country for that, seems unlikely. He'd probably get a connection to some shady hormone dealer and just start injecting himself. Or try to inject himself once, it hurts, and he doesn't do it again.
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If Chris did get hold of hormones, he'd fuck it up somehow. Either his self-medicating regime would be an absolute disaster, he'd wind up with a massive estrogen imbalance leading to tiny rock hard breasts that'd require expensive surgery to repair, or he'd get scammed and pay top tugboat dollar for potentially organ damaging herbal phytoestrogens.
 
yawning sneasel said:
You know Marvin, I would like to preface this message by saying ,I think you are a thoughtful person and that you contribute more to this board than most. That said, you have asserted multiple times that Chris is disgusted by his penis. Other than his own words that we have in Christorical records, what else do you base this on? I have a theory on why he says this, and I think that he says this because he is so against the idea of gayness because everyone around him has made him think that being gay means being weak or inadequate, that he tries to super overcompensate in a way only he could by asserting that he hates his own dick. It is sort of like in junior high when you are watching a porn or looking at dirty pix with friends of people fucking and your friend saying "haha you like looking at that picture. There's a dick in it, you like dick, you're gay!" I think that Chris feels that if he acknowledged his own dick as being something he is okay with, then he would be admitting to being in some way gay, and therefore weak and inadequate. For him, being a homosexual female would be the peak of heterosexuality for his identity, I feel he believes.

That said, none of this is normal, but when were looking at psychology through the lens of the problems Chris has, nothing truly makes sense.
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I think people overestimate how often (and effectively) Chris puts on a show for an audience. Chris can't fake this. He's just not good at it.

Remember Chris covering up male nipples? Chris is horribly disgusted by male nipples. He's gotten banned from walmart for defacing the Magic Mike DVDs. He's not doing that to prove anything to an audience. It's because he actually is squicked out at this point by male nudity.

Hell, I bet Chris might be genuinely sensorally (sp?) defensive of male nudity.

Also what @timtommy said.
 
asperhes said:
Would you consider being part of a committed polyamorous relationship (i.e., three or more people but no sex outside the group)?


And here's my absolute favorite:



Have you ever tasted your own sexual fluids?

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Yes It tasted like chicken (grilled).
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O_o

Is grilled chicken really the only fancy/tasty thing he can think of, or is there a very interesting story about the sauce on some grilled chicken he's had that we've yet to hear that leads to the connection?


(Apologies if this has already been brought up, but this really stood out to me. )
 
Chaosbandit said:
O_o

Is grilled chicken really the only fancy/tasty thing he can think of, or is there a very interesting story about the sauce on some grilled chicken he's had that we've yet to hear that leads to the connection?


(Apologies if this has already been brought up, but this really stood out to me. )
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Chris believes your cum tastes like whatever you ate last, so before answering this question he'd had some grilled chicken
Either that or the age old adage of everything tastes a bit like chicken applies to a lot more things than I had previously thought
 
Nikolai Drozdov said:
Weird, how does he know about those two anyway? Through Bob?
And while I love the idea of Chris going to the opera, he strucks me more of the guy who'd enjoy musicals. The more I think about it the more I believe that this could be an acceptable hobby for him and a first step into normal society. After a whole lot of therapy of course.
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Considering that liking musicals as a male is a well-known gay stereotype... wait, Chris isn't male any longer. I forgot.
 
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