Lovequest Updated OkCupid profile

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Let's say you have recently met a new potential significant other. How do you feel about the "Don't call more than every other day" rule?

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I would always follow it.



Are you more attracted to virgins?

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Yes But then again, how can I tell the difference anyway.



How long does it take to know truly and understand a person you're dating?

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Weeks



Is it wrong to sleep in a bed/cuddle with a friend (of the sex you're attracted to) when you're in an exclusive relationship with someone else?

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No, it's not wrong My relationship is open and I would have been honest with my wife.



A man is walking down the street and is covered with what appears to be someone's blood. Which would be closest to your response?

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Do nothing other than avoid him.



Would you be willing to date a married couple?

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Sure



Suppose a close friend's partner is very attractive and thinks you're attractive, too. If you could enjoy a few hours of sex with them and your friend would never find out about it, would you do it?

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Maybe. I would rather be honest with the friend first.


Overall, do you think men should act more like women, or women should act more like men?

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Men need to learn to act like women.



How soon would you meet your significant other's parents?

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Right Away! It is up to her.



Do you feel it is necessary to have a significant other at all times in your life?

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Yes It would make me feel better, but she would be free in our open relationship.



Approximately how many hours per week do you dedicate to spiritual activity?

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More than four hours. I'd say my spirit is active while I am awake, but it does more when I am at rest or sleeping.



Do you have rhythm (at least enough to find the beat of a song)?

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I think so, but people tell me otherwise




Are you aware of the existence of any nude photos of yourself on the Internet?

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Yes.



How would you describe your emotional diversity?

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I get extremely depressed and I'm rarely happy It takes a lot of that something true, honest, caring and special to turn me around and keep me happy more often.



Could you date someone who never, ever, threw anything away?

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Yes, junk is cool



Would you date someone, knowing that they had a VERY close family member (parent, sibling) who was openly gay?

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If they didn't flaunt it, it would be all right.




Assume you have a homosexual friend who is the same gender as you. Would it bother you if they hugged you?

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Yes. That's talking about Males hugging me; I would feel bothered if a male hugged me.



Have you ever seriously questioned your sexuality and whether it was different from what you first assumed?

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Yes, and it changed.



On average, how many fast food meals do you eat in a week.

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6-9.


Imagine that you come home to find a partner pouring red wine all over a stranger's naked body and then licking it off. Which, if any of the following, would bother you most?

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Actually, this would not bother me. My relationship would be open, but I would still feel shock form the surprise.



That's it. I hope we find out soon why Chris is so set on an open relationship. I get the sense that this is part of his propensity to allow his partner to walk all over him.
 
Approximately how many hours per week do you dedicate to spiritual activity?

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More than four hours. I'd say my spirit is active while I am awake, but it does more when I am at rest or sleeping.

:stupid: ... although if he fell asleep at Church I guess it could be accurate.
 
Can we just take a moment to appreciate the fact that Chris apparently thinks a partial-birth abortion means giving birth to just a head and tossing out the rest of the body?
 
Approximately how many hours per week do you dedicate to spiritual activity?

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More than four hours. I'd say my spirit is active while I am awake, but it does more when I am at rest or sleeping.
On one of the CWCki's pages, Chris is described as divinely retarded. Maybe that wasn't an exaggeration.
 
He is really obsessed with the "open relationship" thing. Can we blame Catie for that?
 
Suppose a close friend's partner is very attractive and thinks you're attractive, too. If you could enjoy a few hours of sex with them and your friend would never find out about it, would you do it?

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Maybe. I would rather be honest with the friend first.

I'm still trying to wrap my mind around this, he'd rather ask his friends permission to fuck his/her missus?
 
I'm still trying to wrap my mind around this, he'd rather ask his friends permission to fuck his/her missus?
It is generally considered best practice in the polyamory world for everyone to be upfront about sexual relationships. Chris just doesn't understand how any of this works; it's like a game of Telephone.
 
Do you approve of public nudity?

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Yes. Eh, Whatever.
Really, Chris? So what's all this fuss about Males not wearing shirts?

Have you ever tasted your own sexual fluids?

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Yes It tasted like chicken (grilled).
Omfg. I just puked. Why did his splunk taste like grilled chicken (even after the fanta??)? And why would he even fucking bother writing this on his okcupid profile?
How would you feel about dating someone who left their long-time partner heartbroken and ruined to be with you?

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No way! How Dare They?!
Isn't this what Chris has wanted from any girl that has a boyfriend when he meets them? Like, this is exactly what he wanted Kacey to do...
Would you ever film a sexual encounter without your partner knowing?

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No I would rather have her consent first.
Again, this is exactly what Chris planned for his first time. Remember? He told us he was going to film his first time, even if the girl said no (or he wouldn't tell her) so he could post it online to show everyone he lost his virginity to a girl AND WAS TOTALLY STRAAAAIGHT.


So Long Story Short... Chris is still a no good dirty liar. Nothing new learned, just re-enforced.
 
Chris is a spray first, ask questions never kind of gu-er....iirl....?
 
Omfg. I just puked. Why did his splunk taste like grilled chicken (even after the fanta??)? And why would he even fucking bother writing this on his okcupid profile?
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Omfg. I just puked. Why did his splunk taste like grilled chicken (even after the fanta??)? And why would he even fucking bother writing this on his okcupid profile?

Um, that video is not the only instance of him consuming his semen. He did it routinely. He claims he doesn't do it anymore. He believes that your semen will taste exactly like what you ate beforehand. See "recycling" and "navy."
 
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