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I wonder if he copy/pastes the "I'm not a mind reader paragraph? Each time he writes it it's the same word for word.
"I'm a good person now". As opposed to being a shithead in the past?
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I wonder if he copy/pastes the "I'm not a mind reader paragraph? Each time he writes it it's the same word for word.
"I'm a good person now". As opposed to being a shithead in the past?
asperhes
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More answers and lulziness.
Should it be socially acceptable for women have the choice/right to be topless in any area where it is ok for men to be topless?
Yes I sincerely wish it was not acceptable for Men to be topless in the first place. UGH!!!
Gay marriage—should it be legal?
Yes
Do you expect your partner to back you up in a dispute if you're in the wrong?
No That would be up to my her.
You go on a date with someone, and during the date you say you would like to go out again. The next day you change your mind. How do you let them know?
Call them and tell them you've changed your mind I would rather be honest.
Could you live a life full of traveling?
Yes I'm not certain.
Would you consider dating someone who's had a gender change?
No I have Image Googled females who went under the surgery; I did not like the results at all.
"The customer is always right."
False. They may make a poor choice by mistake.
If you were going to have a daughter, which sexual orientation would you hope she would have?
It wouldn't matter to me at all.
If you received a virus warning by email, would you forward it to friends or family?
No. It might be a false alarm.
Should it be socially acceptable for women have the choice/right to be topless in any area where it is ok for men to be topless?
Gay marriage—should it be legal?
Do you expect your partner to back you up in a dispute if you're in the wrong?
You go on a date with someone, and during the date you say you would like to go out again. The next day you change your mind. How do you let them know?
Could you live a life full of traveling?
Would you consider dating someone who's had a gender change?
"The customer is always right."
If you were going to have a daughter, which sexual orientation would you hope she would have?
If you received a virus warning by email, would you forward it to friends or family?
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More answers and lulziness.
Would you consider dating someone who's had a gender change?
No I have Image Googled females who went under the surgery; I did not like the results at all.
I think Chris needs a good long look in the mirror.
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Wait, what the hell? Chris is critiquing the looks of trans women who have had surgery? So. Fucking. Crazy.
NoMore_Talk9!
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At least there are lady fans of Star Trek and D&D
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I was quite surprised by this one because the Q-sand from a different restaurant incident came to mind.
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Chris is talking about the medallion customers. Who are never right.
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Very true. Any confirmed grown-ass women who watch MLP?
NoMore_Talk9!
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Well, that's a question I care not to answer...
asperhes
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Do you believe in reincarnation?
No. It is possible, but I'm not sure.
How do you take care of household pests (cockroaches, spiders and the like)?
Squish! I end up flushing stink bugs.
If you really clicked with someone online and were meeting them in person, how would you greet them when you met them?
Give them a friendly hug
How often do you read?
Daily - reading is a major part of my life I'm reading something any day of the week; there are a lot of words in everything.
Are attractive people generally bad persons?
No Not all of them are bad
Could you date someone with abnormal amounts of body hair?
No
Are you a workaholic?
No. I don't think so.
Do you ever use the word "gay" as an insult or pejorative?
No I really detest the misuse of the word being redefined as "Stupid".
Your lover doesn't like one of your friends! You have to choose!
I'm Not Sure Depend on how close a friend we're talking about.
When fooling around with someone, do you sometimes have sexual fantasies about other people?
No I am not sure.
Divide your age by 2. Have you had sex with at least that many people?
No
Do you approve of public nudity?
Yes. Eh, Whatever.
If I saw someone do something that deeply offended me or was illegal, I would:
Confront the person.
Do you feel comfortable in an educational or academic environment?
I love it; I'd possibly make teaching a career
Toilet Seat, up or down?
Down.
When a relationship ends, what's the best thing to do?
Go your separate ways
Does your ideal schedule involve staying up very late at night and sleeping during the day?
No Not ideally, my internal biological clock is fickle.
How do you take care of household pests (cockroaches, spiders and the like)?
If you really clicked with someone online and were meeting them in person, how would you greet them when you met them?
How often do you read?
Are attractive people generally bad persons?
Could you date someone with abnormal amounts of body hair?
Are you a workaholic?
Do you ever use the word "gay" as an insult or pejorative?
Your lover doesn't like one of your friends! You have to choose!
When fooling around with someone, do you sometimes have sexual fantasies about other people?
Divide your age by 2. Have you had sex with at least that many people?
Do you approve of public nudity?
If I saw someone do something that deeply offended me or was illegal, I would:
Do you feel comfortable in an educational or academic environment?
Toilet Seat, up or down?
When a relationship ends, what's the best thing to do?
Does your ideal schedule involve staying up very late at night and sleeping during the day?
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Chris teaching...now there a scary idea.
asperhes
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Would you consider being part of a committed polyamorous relationship (i.e., three or more people but no sex outside the group)?
I could be convinced by the right people
Which is your preferred communications medium for long-distance relationships?
Voice / video But I would not do L.D. Relationships.
Are you narcissistic?
Not at all
My hair is usually...
Given a good combing.
How would you react if someone IM'd you and quickly started talking about sex?
Indifferently. I would be shocked mildly at first
And here's my absolute favorite:
Have you ever tasted your own sexual fluids?
Yes It tasted like chicken (grilled).
Which is your preferred communications medium for long-distance relationships?
Are you narcissistic?
My hair is usually...
How would you react if someone IM'd you and quickly started talking about sex?
And here's my absolute favorite:
Have you ever tasted your own sexual fluids?
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Good job Chris, way to give good impressions of yourself.Are you narcissistic?
Not at all
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As a 20 year old who likes the show, I thought about this a bit
Then I realized that I am 20, I love Pokémon to no end, I watch MLP, I plan to be a working woman, and I don't care what blend of genitalia and gender identity my partner has. Oh, and I once dated someone who may or may not (I still don't know if he was lying or not) have formerly been a member of the Crips, because I don't give a shit about people's pasts. I also dated someone with an abusive parent, because I didn't care much about that either.
I'm basically Chris's ideal sweetheart.
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It's a shame he's looking for women 23-32.
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Not quite. You probably have basic hygiene standards that rule him out.
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I said that I'm Chris's ideal woman, not that he's my ideal woman/man/lesbian soul.
asperhes
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What is your opinion about softcore pornography magazines such as Playboy and Playgirl?
Shows the beauty of the human body The women are portrayed in a good photographic light.
Genital piercings…
No opinion / Not sure
Why do you dress the way you do?
It's a way of expressing who I am
Has Christianity made the world better or worse?
No opinion / Not sure
Is it okay for a guy to talk openly about his sexual exploits?
Yes If they felt comfortable talking about it, or the relationship is open.
If a police officer is found guilty of a crime, do you believe the punishment should be more or less severe than for the average citizen?
More severe. Punish the damned corrupted Jerkops!
Tongue rings - Hot or Not?
Hot. But it does good for blow jobs.
When judging people, are you harsher on them than you would be on yourself?
No, I use the same standards as for myself.
Are you comfortable with using the toilet while your partner is in the bathroom with you or being in the bathroom while he or she is using the toilet?
No way! I like my privacy.
Would you wear your partner's underclothing if they wanted you to?
Yes
Imagine that you live in a place where public nudity is not only legal, but also socially acceptable. Assuming that the climate is favorable, how often would you be totally naked in public?
Frequently. I would still wear socks and shoes.
That's good to know, Chris, about your feet, but what about your huge breasts? Is he loosening up on the muscle bra?
How would you feel about dating someone who left their long-time partner heartbroken and ruined to be with you?
No way! How Dare They?!
If you could have one wish granted, who'd benefit most from it?
I would.
Are you scared of the future?
Yes, a little
Can you think of someone that you truly hate, not just severely dislike?
Yes
Could you date someone androgynous (neither distinguishably masculine nor feminine)?
Yes As long as the person has the right parts for their half of the reproduction.
Do you believe there are only two genders?
No
Genital piercings…
Why do you dress the way you do?
Has Christianity made the world better or worse?
Is it okay for a guy to talk openly about his sexual exploits?
If a police officer is found guilty of a crime, do you believe the punishment should be more or less severe than for the average citizen?
Tongue rings - Hot or Not?
When judging people, are you harsher on them than you would be on yourself?
Are you comfortable with using the toilet while your partner is in the bathroom with you or being in the bathroom while he or she is using the toilet?
Would you wear your partner's underclothing if they wanted you to?
Imagine that you live in a place where public nudity is not only legal, but also socially acceptable. Assuming that the climate is favorable, how often would you be totally naked in public?
That's good to know, Chris, about your feet, but what about your huge breasts? Is he loosening up on the muscle bra?
How would you feel about dating someone who left their long-time partner heartbroken and ruined to be with you?
If you could have one wish granted, who'd benefit most from it?
Are you scared of the future?
Can you think of someone that you truly hate, not just severely dislike?
Could you date someone androgynous (neither distinguishably masculine nor feminine)?
Do you believe there are only two genders?
asperhes
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Do you think you basically conform to stereotypes about whatever sex you were born into?
Varies from day to day
How well do you handle criticism?
Not that well
For the right person, how long do you think that you could sustain a long-distance relationship?
I couldn't do one, period.
Do you think head games are unavoidable, even in the healthiest of relationships?
Yes. The higher force messes with everyone's heads, and we all have Random Access Memory in our Biological Computers, so it can pop up even at random.
Do you use the word "ain't" in everyday conversation?
Yes
Have you experienced mental illness?
Yes - low grade
If it were possible to change your gender instantly, painlessly, reversibly, and for free, would you?
Yes.
Do you have enough savings and investments to comfortably survive several months of unemployment?
Usually yes, but not right now
Would you consider dating someone who confers on relationship decisions with an invisible friend whom they've had since childhood?
Yes.
Should public masturbation be considered a crime?
No.
Would you prefer a daughter or a son?
Daughter
Imagine that you are in an uncommitted relationship with someone you have grown to deeply care about. They begin to date someone else who seems to make them happier than you do. Which would you do?
Continue as before. My relationship would be open, and I would want her to be happy, as long as she was honest with me.
Do you like loud concerts?
No Really depends on how loud; I prefer Not eardrum bustingly loud
How well do you handle criticism?
For the right person, how long do you think that you could sustain a long-distance relationship?
Do you think head games are unavoidable, even in the healthiest of relationships?
Do you use the word "ain't" in everyday conversation?
Have you experienced mental illness?
If it were possible to change your gender instantly, painlessly, reversibly, and for free, would you?
Do you have enough savings and investments to comfortably survive several months of unemployment?
Would you consider dating someone who confers on relationship decisions with an invisible friend whom they've had since childhood?
Should public masturbation be considered a crime?
Would you prefer a daughter or a son?
Imagine that you are in an uncommitted relationship with someone you have grown to deeply care about. They begin to date someone else who seems to make them happier than you do. Which would you do?
Do you like loud concerts?
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