The guy adding this as a joke could’ve made it less obvious, come on.
What about Kerdly?Suselle = Bad Ending. Carpet munching faggot doe will be swimming in Dino swamp ass while Kris sits in the cuck chair (troon out inevitable).
Krusie = Good Ending. Kris finds his true love in Barney and cucks Noelle out of getting Dino snatch, (suicide within 3 days)
Kriselle = Darkner Ending. Kris hooks up with Noelle, but only sees her as a means to an end. She will be treated as a battered house wife and locked-up in the basement, only coming out when Kris says so (Rapeson sends xis regards).
Krisie = Antimatter Ending. Most ball twisting antimatter nigger coal ever concocted and anyone who supports this should be gassed and fed to a wild pack of boars, KYS GOAT FUCKERS.
Kress = B-B-B-BASED ENDING!?!? Kris bags Noelle's baddie sister and cucks her and his own brother's girlfriend out of meeting each other. Gets the best of both worlds: Susie's tomboy bad bitch personality and Noelle's Aryan genes. This unfortunately leaves Susie open to Noelle, but nothing like a good car can't remove pests like her.
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Can I just shoot myself in the head at that point?
this is what you get for not opening the door at church, Kris. SUFFA VESSEL! SUFFA
The one where the screeching tires of the hummer used as an instrument in The World Revolving made me laugh way harder than it should.
holy fuck he can merge without looking? he can do anything
I don't know if a day or two would have made much of a difference but I did think it was exceptionally cringe and gay to see people jumping to CH4 without playing 3 for the sole purpose of seeing later events before everyone else.
well, i'm not asian, a white woman, transgendere'd, so that must mean i am autistic. fuck
We’re all autistic here.
Unfortunately, tricky Toby is continuing to deprive us of our well deserved indie troonslop.
You caught me. I admit it.