News is still comming in as i post this but this is indded intreating.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39629603
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-39629603
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Hang on, did Nick Clegg lose to the guy who sung songs about beating women?
Now let's have Boris Johnson gouge out John McDonnell's eyes.
By more than 2,000 votes.
Woooooooo!
Boris will be stabbed by a gaggle of children under Big Ben while John McDonnell will be poisoned at his wedding
Pfft. Boris is the Tyrion. He'll do alright.
Idk Boris seems more like Orson Lannister than Tyrion tbh
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Comical appearance that belies a frightening intellect? He's Tyrion.
He looks like a tard and his policy ideas are all over the place and change every ten seconds.
At least he'll make UK politics more entertaining if Theresa May resigns. Which apparently she is deciding not to.
You forget this is British politics.
May will 'resign'. Whether due to 'ill health' or mass uprising, she will be replaced.
Likely by Boris.
UK politics sounds exceptional
that was bad and you should feel bad tbhThe Prophecy for the UK elections has been fulfilled: June will be the end of May
It's also a depressingly common quip at the moment, and has been for the run-up on this election.that was bad and you should feel bad tbh
Labour twats have been making that joke for about a week now.that was bad and you should feel bad tbh

Labour twats have been making that joke for about a week now.
Labour twats have been making that joke for about a week now.
The DUP are pretty nuts. I'm genuinely expecting the Tories to come out as the relatively cuddly portion of said coalition, if the concept actually has legs. They're the group that wanted to completely rule out the possibility of abortions for rape victims, said the pope was the antichrist, have campaigned against evolution being taught in schools, think homosexuality is an abomination and so forth. They're basically the US regressive right with a sillier accent.so how nuts are DUP on social issues because I hear one of them wanted to fund a creationism museum
If Corbyn self-owned almost as hard as May by getting these guys into power that would be pretty funny tbh
The DUP are pretty nuts. I'm genuinely expecting the Tories to come out as the relatively cuddly portion of said coalition, if the concept actually has legs. They're the group that wanted to completely rule out the possibility of abortions for rape victims, said the pope was the antichrist, have campaigned against evolution being taught in schools, think homosexuality is an abomination and so forth. They're basically the US regressive right with a sillier accent.
Oh my God. it's Father Dougal and Father Jack in power!
This is amazing!
Except they're protestants and would probably cut off your nipples for claiming such a thing.