Twitter Autism - What is the dumbest thing you’ve seen posted on Twitter

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I swear twitter niggas just like to be miserable bitter assholes who want to drag anyone down to their level
 
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You gotta give the Minions movie some credit, If there is a real Villain-Con where all the most notorious bad guys, terrorists and criminals all come together to mix and mingle with each other, it would absolutely be held in Florida.
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In fact, the only inaccurate part about it is that they keep the convention in secrecy. With the kind of "leadership" they have there, along with some of the most corrupt police force that share the same mentality as the modern terrorist, they'd be prominently public.
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And the replies are just as autistic and smooth brained. I know Florida's not perfect, far from it...ok two maybe three places aside very far from perfect, but how much of a man child cartoon sperg can you be to compare the police and state government to not only terrorists but the fucking MINIONS movie in the same sentence?
 
jongg-eater said:
Good day. This is jongg-eater/weedeater. I was referred to this thread by someone in my Discord server and I had no choice but to respond with a clarification post. It's a little against my friends' wishes, honestly.
There are two different people who blocked me of which I complain about, both of which have this shared niche interests towards Yuuna.
One is also Filipino, and is the one I endlessly babble about often. He has more knowledge of the series than I have, and frankly I wished I had leeched him more for that lmao. The blocking date was exactly on the night of 7th May 2020. Not sure if I should give out their username though. This incident has actually fu
Another is a full blown Japanese, and one of the very few people drawing lewds of her. He's shy by nature like most otakus, and had also blocked me probably to avoid any further conversation with me.
I actually don't intend Yuuna to be my real primary obsession. Nor do I have feelings for her nowadays.
I use the "yooot" account often; "weedeater95" is my dormant alt while "paluseata2000", while being named after another obscure Japanese game curiosity (a variant of the Bandai Denshi Manga Jukuu), is my art account.
"3D Custom Girl" and "COM3D2" (Custom Order Maid 3D 2) are slightly different games.
My profile photo is taken randomly from a PC98 and pixel art site.
I do not want to cause further harm or threat towards myself. Please do not further dig up anything about me, thank you. I don't wish to delete some of my online presences for the meantime.
Got tired of adding more information lmao
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Hello Jeremy James Hernandez also known as weedeater, or jongg-eater, whose email is spyral64@gmail.comand just so happens to look like
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mellowgold said:
Hello Jeremy James Hernandez also known as weedeater, or jongg-eater, whose email is spyral64@gmail.comand just so happens to look like
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Is this you?

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This guy is a lolifag and a sex-obsessed creep, but he is also only 16 or 17. Please do not threaten and harass minors.

He's good enough at fucking up his life himself.

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Clorox Cowboy said:
Is this you?

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This guy is a lolifag and a sex-obsessed creep, but he is also only 16 or 17. Please do not threaten and harass minors.

He's good enough at fucking up his life himself.

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Weedeater has been wishing me dead for a while now, mainly because I give him nonsense responses when he messages me, which he keeps doing, and naturally I am the only person who can be half as much of a nuisance to him as he is to others.
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Someone contacted Weedeater proposing to assassinate me, and he agreed to help plan it, which is how we got him in a Teamspeak call. It was basically a Ruby Ridge fed scenario where we all pretended to be unrelated people who had grievances with me and introduced ourselves as having respective parts in killing me, and it was all going to amount to a joke where after a certain point I would just unmute and start talking normally. We did that, but then he actually wasn't sure that it was me, so we kept rolling with the assassination plans, claiming ME to be MY brother, and only then did he begin to grow doubtful. We then dropped the jokes altogether and just started mic spamming, and I had dropped a random friend's e-mail address in the chat and told him to send a pic of himself, not expecting him to do it, but then another guy claimed to be an admin at KF and Weedeater caved instantly and sent it.
Weedeater is a drama queen with regard to "death threats" and all that. Some schizo once said he was going to build a giant Tesla coil outside Weedeater's house so that it would zap him and he would die, and Weedeater took that as a death threat.
Overall the call was ridiculously derailed and most of our planned jokes amounted to nothing, but the fact that Weedeater volunteered his name and image so easily made it all worthwhile. Then there's the fact that he really wanted me dead that much, and also that KF is causing him utter agony just by existing.

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Unrelated, but instant classic.
 
Well well well. I see no activity for a month, sit down and relax, have myself a beer, and the next day I come back and see all this. Now don't tell me you simply forgot what I've said before here, that kind of excuse ain't going to work.

I'm feeling good today so I'll be nice and give you all a chance. It's simple. I want a written apology from everyone, don't make it short now, explain in detail what you've done, that you're sorry for every single thing you did, and that it won't happen again. If it passes approval and I see no more fucking around, I'll leave and let you all be. But be warned that if a single person throws an insult my way or refuses to stop this, it's War Time. And I know none of you pasty fat fucks can fight worth shit.

Think you can fuck around with Weedeater's friends? Bet you didn't think about his family finding out either. Cousins, family that were in actual wars already know about this. You think they just took it when ISIS invaded their fucking cities? And better yet they have ways of getting information about each and every one of you. Consider yourself warned and be ready for any retaliation.

Peace.
 
Weedeater's Friend said:
Well well well. I see no activity for a month, sit down and relax, have myself a beer, and the next day I come back and see all this. Now don't tell me you simply forgot what I've said before here, that kind of excuse ain't going to work.

I'm feeling good today so I'll be nice and give you all a chance. It's simple. I want a written apology from everyone, don't make it short now, explain in detail what you've done, that you're sorry for every single thing you did, and that it won't happen again. If it passes approval and I see no more fucking around, I'll leave and let you all be. But be warned that if a single person throws an insult my way or refuses to stop this, it's War Time. And I know none of you pasty fat fucks can fight worth shit.

Think you can fuck around with Weedeater's friends? Bet you didn't think about his family finding out either. Cousins, family that were in actual wars already know about this. You think they just took it when ISIS invaded their fucking cities? And better yet they have ways of getting information about each and every one of you. Consider yourself warned and be ready for any retaliation.

Peace.
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I'm sorry I wasted time reading your message instead of just ignoring it, but here we are. I'm also sorry (but not really) for laughing at your condensed version of the Navy Seal copypasta. Go swim in a volcano, it will take all your worries away forever.
 
Weedeater's Friend said:
Well well well. I see no activity for a month, sit down and relax, have myself a beer, and the next day I come back and see all this. Now don't tell me you simply forgot what I've said before here, that kind of excuse ain't going to work.

I'm feeling good today so I'll be nice and give you all a chance. It's simple. I want a written apology from everyone, don't make it short now, explain in detail what you've done, that you're sorry for every single thing you did, and that it won't happen again. If it passes approval and I see no more fucking around, I'll leave and let you all be. But be warned that if a single person throws an insult my way or refuses to stop this, it's War Time. And I know none of you pasty fat fucks can fight worth shit.

Think you can fuck around with Weedeater's friends? Bet you didn't think about his family finding out either. Cousins, family that were in actual wars already know about this. You think they just took it when ISIS invaded their fucking cities? And better yet they have ways of getting information about each and every one of you. Consider yourself warned and be ready for any retaliation.

Peace.
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No u
 
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